Clerical Camouflage

I have seen a photograph from "Somewhere in France", showing a

wayside shrine with a statue of the Virgin Mary, innocent and

loving, with her babe in her arms. If you were a hostile aviator,

you might sail over and take pictures to your heart's content,

and you would see nothing but a saintly image; you would have to

be on the enemy's side, and behind the lines, to make the

discovery that under the image had been dug a hole for a

machine-gun. When I saw that picture, I thought to myself--there

is capitalist Religion!

You see, if cannon and machine-guns are out in the open, they are

almost instantly spotted and put out of action; and so with

magazines like "Leslie's Weekly", or "Munsey's", or the "North

American Review", which are frankly and wholly in the interest of

Big Business. If an editor wishes really to be effective in

holding back progress, he must protect himself with a camouflage

of piety and philanthropy, he must have at his tongue's end the

phrases of brotherhood and justice, he must be liberal and

progressive, going a certain cautious distance with the

reformers, indulging in carefully measured fair play--giving a

dime with one hand, while taking back a dollar with the other!

Let us have an illustration of this clerical camouflage. Here are

the wives and children of the Colorado coal-miners being shot and

burned in their beds by Rockefeller gun-men, and the press of the

entire country in a conspiracy of silence concerning the matter.

In the effort to break down this conspiracy, Bouck White,

Congregational clergyman, author of "The Call of the Carpenter",

goes to the Fifth Avenue Church of Standard Oil and makes a

protest in the name of Jesus. I do not wish to make extreme

statements, but I have read history pretty thoroughly, and I

really do not know where in nineteen hundred years you can find

an action more completely in the spirit and manner of Jesus than

that of Bouck White. The only difference was that whereas Jesus

took a real whip and lashed the money-changers, White politely

asked the pastor to discuss with him the question whether or not

Jesus condemned the holding of wealth. He even took the

precaution to write a letter to the clergyman announcing in

advance what he intended to do! And how did the clergyman prepare

for him? With the sword of truth and the armor of the spirit?

No--but with two or three dozen strong-arm men, who flung

themselves upon the Socialist author and hurled him out of the

church. So violent were they that several of White's friends,

also one or two casual spectators, were moved to protest; what

happened then, let us read in the New York "Sun", the most

bitterly hostile to radicalism of all the metropolitan

newspapers. Says the "Sun's" report:

A police billy came crunching against the bones of Lopez's legs.

It struck him as hard as a man could swing it eight times. A fist

planted on Lopez's jaw knocked out two teeth. His lip was torn

open. A blow in the eye made it swell and blacken instantly. A

minute later Lopez was leaning against the church with blood

running to the doorsill.

And now, what has the clerical camouflage to say on this

proceeding? Does it approve it? Oh no! It was "a mistake", the

"Outlook" protests; it intensifies the hatred which these

extremists feel for the church. The proper course would have been

to turn the disturber aside with a soft answer; to give him some

place, say in a park, where he could talk his head off to people

of his own sort, while good and decent Christians continued to

worship by themselves in peace, and to have the children of their

mine-slaves shot and burned in their beds. Says our pious editor:

The true way to repress cranks is not to suppress them; it is to

give them an opportunity to air their theories before any who

wish to learn, while forbidding them to compel those to listen

who do not wish to do so.

Or take another case. Twelve years ago the writer made an effort

to interest the American people in the conditions of labor in

their packing-plants. It happened that incidentally I gave some

facts about the bedevilment of the public's meat-supply, and the

public really did care about that. As I phrased it at the time, I

aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the

stomach. There was a terrible clamor, and Congress was forced to

pass a bill to remedy the evils. As a matter of fact this bill

was a farce, but the public was satisfied, and soon forgot the

matter entirely. The point to be noted here is that so far as

concerned the atrocious miseries of the working-people, it was

not necessary even to pretend to do anything. The slaves of

Packingtown went on living and working as they were described as

doing in "The Jungle", and nobody gave a further thought to them.

Only the other day I read in my paper--while we are all making

sacrifices in a "War for Democracy"--that Armour and Company had

paid a dividend of twenty-one per cent, and Swift and Company a

dividend of thirty-five per cent.

This prosperity they owe in good part to their clerical

camouflage. Listen to our pious "Outlook", engaged in

countermining "The Jungle". The "Outlook" has no doubt that there

are genuine evils in the packing-plants; the conditions of the

workers ought of course to be improved; BUT--

To disgust the reader by dragging him through every conceivable

horror, physical and moral, to depict with lurid excitement and

with offensive minuteness the life in jail and brothel--all this

is to overreach the object .... Even things actually terrible may

become distorted when a writer screams them out in a sensational

way and in a high pitched key...... More convincing if it were

less hysterical.

Don't you see what these clerical crooks are for?

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