CHAPTER XII

ROUTINE OF A BATTLESHIP

Life and Work on U. S. Battleship--Every Day Crowded With

Duties and Drills for All on Board--The Overworked Executive--

Executive--Responsibility for Everything Finally Culminates With

the Captain--All Effort Has in View the Efficiency of the Ship

as a Fighting Machine--Minute Care in Seemingly Minor Details

Makes for Perfection in Case of Crisis--Standing Watch and

General Quarters--Catering and Hygiene--Smart Signal Work--

Launch Etiquette--Reverence for Quarter Deck and National Anthem.

_On Board U. S. S. Louisiana, U. S. Battle Fleet_,

PUNTA ARENAS, CHILE, Jan. 31.

Unusual and attractive as an extended cruise on a warship from the

Atlantic to the Pacific is to a civilian, and however it may cause him

to be envied by his acquaintances, it must also be set down, if one

would chronicle the truth and nothing else, that it has its drawbacks.

Probably the first that the supernumerary cargo discovers is that there

is practically no place on the decks where he may sit down. He soon

realizes that a warship is not a passenger steamship, with steamer

chairs, smoking rooms, deck stewards and all the other appurtenances

that go to advance the traveller's comfort.

The next drawback that forces itself upon one's attention, after the

novelty of looking around wears off to some extent, is that the warship

passenger is a mighty lonely person, and, unless he can amuse himself

or is naturally one of the reserved kind and lives in his own shell

he'll find time hanging heavy on his hands.

You see you can't go up to an officer and gossip when he's drilling a

crew in loading shells in a gun. You can't pounce upon the Captain

whenever you see him on the deck and make him chat to you. You can't

exercise conversational powers when general quarters or fire drill is

on. You don't feel like asking for what is called a gabfest when the

other fellow is figuring out problems in navigation. It is not the time

to be chummy when every man on the bridge is watching signals from a

flagship and hurrying things so as not to be the last to send up the

proper pennant or to haul it down. When the red and white lights of the

ardois signal system are flashing at night or the stiff arms of the

semaphores are throwing themselves about in a helter-skelter fashion day

or night it is not wise to ask what they are saying.

There is so much going on entirely foreign to the average man that he

feels as if he were in a new world with busy people all about him

speaking a strange language and doing strange things and he's literally

alone. Gradually it is borne in on him that he's a cat in a strange

garret. There's plenty of civility all around, but for hours and hours a

day there is no companionship; no one with whom he can form a pool on

the day's run, or sit down with a steward at his elbow to play a

friendly game, or one for blood; no yarn spinners handy when you want

'em; no luxuries in travelling.

Of course one may find easy chairs in the wardroom with plenty of

reading matter, and you have a chair and a desk, in addition to your

bunk, in your room, but no one can stay below at sea unless the weather

is foul, and even then he chafes at it. No matter how fine your house is

at home you take more comfort in seasonable weather in sitting on your

porch than in your library, and the same holds true at sea on a warship

when it comes to sitting in an easy chair in the wardroom or in your own

room.

There are excellent reasons for these two drawbacks, the lack of

creature comforts, luxuries, if you please, and of genial companionship

at any hour, in going to sea as a civilian on a warship. Only one need

be mentioned. That is that a warship is a tremendously busy workshop

where the boss, his assistants and the workmen have a peculiar kind of

work on hand, such as exists nowhere else in the world, and there is no

time in which to pander to the whims and desires of an outsider sent on

board by the order of executive authorities higher up.

The work on hand is to move a floating fort of steel swiftly through the

water in complete synchronism with a lot of other floating forts and

then to prepare those who are engaged in work in this fort for just one

thing, to destroy and kill. Everything is subservient to one idea--to be

ready to fight at the swiftest pace for just about one hour; for be it

known that if one of the warships in this great battle fleet were fought

at its swiftest and fullest capacity it would be all over, one way or

the other, in an hour or less. You see fighting a warship is not a long

distance race; it's a hundred yard dash, to change the figure. Getting

ready for that dash, that supreme effort at the fastest speed, calls for

all the concentration and hard, unremitting toil that years of

education in a complex specialty and years of experience can employ.

When this work is going on those engaged in it want outsiders out of the

way, and if you're a wise outsider you want to get out of the way. Hence

at such times it is likely that you'll get pretty tired standing around

on your feet, with no place to rest your weary bones and no companion

with whom you can even be bromidic. Yes, it's fine and great to cruise

14,000 miles on a splendid warship, but truly it has some drawbacks.

It must not be inferred from this that one lacks for comfort, complete

comfort, or for genial companionship on a battleship. Far from it. The

ship abounds in reading matter. There are easy chairs in plenty in the

wardroom. And as for companionship, a more genial set of good fellows

never existed in any profession than these same busy naval officers,

from the Captains down. There are many diversions. You can watch the

drills, the signalling; you can have a game of cribbage or whist in the

evening; you have a fine band to play for you at dinner and on deck in

the warm evenings; you can make friends with the pets on board, tease

the dog, play with the cats, watch the monkeys, talk with the poll

parrots and stroke the goat's head, all the time watching lest he tries

to butt you, you can figure out the course, estimate latitude and

longitude; you can talk with the men when the smoking lamp is lighted,

although you must never be chummy, but sometimes you can get an old

quartermaster who has been all over the world and draw him off into a

secluded place and let him spin his yarns to you, and also let him

growl out his growls and try to convince you that everything in this

world, especially in the navy, is rotten, after which he feels better

and you have had a pleasant hour of amusement, knowing full well that

when he gets to port and meets another quartermaster of another navy

he'll be blowing himself hoarse in his contention that our navy is the

best in the world and that there's no calling equal to that of a real

sailorman, and he's ready to fight to prove it.

So it isn't all work and no play on a warship, but it comes mighty near

to it for days and days, for, like a woman's work the work is never

done. You'd realize it if some night after a hard day's work is over you

heard the bells and bugles crying out for general quarters for you to

tumble out of your hammock or bunk when you had earned a good night's

rest. You'd realize it if you had been straining your eyes for hours in

the daylight at target practice and then had to go at it again at night.

You know you may have to fight at night and you've got to be ready for

it. There's no other way to prepare for it than by work at night.

It's all a matter of course, part of the day's work, with these sea dogs

and gun fighters. And when you suggest that you are thinking of writing

a piece for the paper telling about the routine on a warship they are

surprised that any such topic could be interesting and tell you that

it's nothing new and is going on all the time just as it has been going

on for decades and centuries. Then they'll admit perhaps that the

general public doesn't realize the amount of work that is done on a

warship and they'll produce this schedule of hours and tasks that sums

it up:

DAILY SEA ROUTINE.

3:00 A.M.--Call ship's cook.

3:45--Call the section of the watch, relieve wheel and lookout.

4:00--Relieve the watch on deck.

4:30--Turn to, out smoking lamp, pipe sweepers, clear up deck.

4:50--Call music, masters-at-arms and boatswain's mates.

5:00--Reveillé, bugles and drum; call all sections except

midwatch sections.

5:15--Execute morning orders.

5:30--Trice up clothes lines.

At sunrise station masthead lookouts, take in deck lookouts and

put out running lights.

6:30--Break up and send below to be burned all boxes and

articles that will float.

6:40--Trice up six bell hammock cloths.

6:50--Up all hammocks, serve out water, hoist ashes.

7:00--Time and uniform signal; mess gear for sections below.

7:15--Breakfast for sections below, light smoking lamp; ditty

boxes allowed.

7:30--Mess gear for watch on deck.

7:40--Relieve wheel and lookouts.

7:45--On deck duty sections. Section on deck to breakfast.

8:15--Turn to, clean gun and deck bright work.

8:25--Sick call.

8:45--Report at mast.

8:50--Clear up decks; down towel lines and ditty boxes;

sweepers.

8:55--Officers' call.

9:00--Quarters for muster and inspection; setting up drill.

9:30--Drill call.

10:00--Relieve the wheel and lookouts.

Signal (1) absentees, (2) number of sick.

11:00--Hoist ashes.

11:30--Retreat from drill. Pipe down clothes, if dry; sweepers.

11:45--Mess gear for sections below.

Noon--Dinner; duty section remain on deck. Signal (1) coal on

hand, (2) coal expended, (3) latitude, (4) longitude.

P.M.--Mess gear for duty section.

Dinner duty section.

1:00--Turn to; out smoking lamp; down ditty boxes; sweepers;

pipe down clothes if dry, then aired bedding, if up; start work

about decks.

1:30--Serve out provisions.

2:00--Relieve wheel and lookouts.

3:00--Hoist ashes.

4:00--Relieve the watch.

4:30--Knock off all work. Clear up decks; sweepers; pipe down

clothes.

5:15--Mess gear for sections going on watch.

5:30--Supper for sections going on watch.

5:45--Mess gear for other sections.

5:55--Relieve wheel and lookouts.

6:00--Relieve section on duty. Other sections to supper.

At sunset--Set running lights; lay down masthead lookouts;

station deck lookouts; couple fire hose; muster life boats'

crews; coxswain report when crews are present and lifeboats

ready for lowering. Test night signal apparatus.

6:30--Turn to; sweepers; scrub clothes on forecastle (except

Sunday).

7:00--Hoist ashes. Clear deck for hammocks.

7:30--Hammocks.

8:00--Relieve watch, wheel and lookouts. Signal and searchlight

drill as ordered. Signal (1) latitude; (2) longitude.

At sea when meals are piped the duty section will remain on

deck until relieved by the next section for duty. When,

however, the ship is cruising singly at sea and there is no

immediate necessity for the services of the section on deck, or

when cruising at sea in company and it is apparent that the

services of men on deck, other than those actually on watch at

stations, is unnecessary, then mess gear will be spread for all

sections at the same time, and all sections will go to meals at

the same time, except those men actually on duty, but reliefs

must get their meals and relieve their stations promptly. In

any case the duty section must stand by to answer an emergency

call. In bad weather, or when engaged in manoeuvres, or when in

the immediate vicinity of land, the duty section shall remain

on deck until relieved by the next section.

There is a daily port routine, similar in general outline to the one for

cruising. It calls for the ceremony of colors, hoisting or lowering the

flag, boat duty and other things which can come only when a ship is in

port. But these two schedules only hint at the full story.

Probably the first impression that a stranger to all this ship routine

gets is that a warship is one of the most discordant places in the

world. They are everlastingly blowing bugles, each bugle out of key with

all the others. One bugler will sound a lot of hippety-hoppity notes and

then another will take up the same refrain with a blare and a mean half

note or quarter note variation and then two or three others will join

in, on decks, below decks, and the jangling jumble rolls in on your ear

drums in such a discord that you feel as if you'd like to punch the man

who told 'em to do it. At the same time you see men, hundreds of whom

must have no ear for note discrimination, jump to the tasks to which

they are summoned and you wonder how they know what the bugles are

telling them.

There are ninety-eight of these bugle calls on a man-o'-war and how the

men differentiate them passes your understanding. It aggravates you that

you can't make them out yourself. You begin to study them and you do get

so that you are able to recognize two or three, and then you get lost

and you begin to have an admiration for the men who have mastered them

all, just as you admire an ironworker who can walk a beam 400 feet in

the air. He can do something that you can't do and you respect him for

it.

Still you keep trying to master those calls. Finally you learn the trick

partly. You associate certain words with certain jingles--perhaps it

would be better to say certain jangles--and then you pat yourself on the

back and feel that you are pretty nearly half as good as a sailorman in

Uncle Sam's navy. The trick is the same as with the army calls and many

of the jingles are the same. For example, you soon learn reveillé, for

the refrain,

We can't get 'em up; we can't get 'em up;

We can't get 'em up in the morning.

fits the call so completely that one who has once learned it can never

forget what it means.

Again when the bugles sound the sick bay call you find yourself

unconsciously saying to yourself:

Come and get your quinine, quinine.

When the officers' call for quarters is sounded you feel like saying to

the one nearest you:

Get your sword on; get your sword on.

When the mess call is blown you know that the bluejackets are saying to

themselves as the notes blare out:

Soupy, soupy, soup, without a single bean;

Porky porky, pork, without a streak of lean.

When assembly sounds you join with the rest in the warning:

You'd better be here at the next roll call.

When the swimming call comes you say to yourself:

Bought a chicken for fifty cents;

The son of a gun jumped over the fence!

When the call for pay day is made you know how the men feel as they say:

Pay day; pay day; come and get your pay.

And when tattoo is over and then comes taps you feel drowsy as the sweet

notes, one of the very few in army or navy calls that are sweet, sing to

you:

Go to sleep; go to sleep; go to sleep.

Oh, yes, you finally get to know many of these calls and then somehow

the discord seems to leave them, and, like the ship that found herself,

you begin to find yourself on shipboard and you feel that you are

getting on. That bugling ceases to trouble you further.

The pipes of the bos'n also pierce your ears. Always shrill, they all

seem to end in a piercing shriek. At first they make you grate your

teeth. You feel as if you would prefer that some one would cuss you out,

as the naval expression is, rather than give you orders in that mean

way. And when you hear these same mates, one of whom is stationed at

every place of importance where the men live and sleep, roar out

something that seems to be a mixture of the blast of a cyclone, the

trumpeting of an elephant and the bray of another animal you think that

if you were the sailorman addressed you'd feel like saying to that mate

you'd be damned if you'd do it, whatever it was he was ordering you to

do. Why, such language as the bos'ns' pipes employ is more calculated to

inspire profanity than was the term applied by Daniel O'Connell to the

fishwoman when he called her out of her name by saying she was a

hypothenuse. But gradually you learn some of these calls too--there are

no rhymes or jingles for them--and that worry blows over.

The work on the bridge also soon excites your admiration. When you are

in squadron or fleet formation it's a different game from when you are

alone. Then all you have to do is to keep your course and go sailing

along at the speed set for you, keep your eye on things, receive

reports, give this and that order, when you are through set down a

record of what has happened in the deck logbook. All that's simple and

easy compared with cruising in a fleet. With a fleet you are not on the

bridge five minutes before you are aware that a peculiar kind of game is

being played. It is "Watch the Flagship." The watch officer, the signal

officer, the quartermasters, the signal boys, are all engaged in the

work. Let a signal go up from the flagship. There is a hasty peep

through glasses and then a hoarse cry for certain flags, a rush for the

bunting, a quick bending of it on the halyards and then a mad rush by

half a dozen lads across the bridge as the signals are hoisted. Hurry;

be the first to answer, is the sentiment inspiring all. After the signal

is hoisted you take a hasty look around, and you grin as this or that

ship hasn't got hers up yet, and you say to yourself that it was pretty

smart work. When the first sign of a flutter comes from the flagship

that the pennants are coming down the hoarse yell of "Haul down!" comes

like a thunderclap; and woe betide the clumsy signal boy who gets the

halyards foul and doesn't have the signals out of sight before the

flagship has hers hidden.

Or perhaps it is approaching sunset and the time comes to lower the

speed cones for the night and start the masthead and truck lights to

glimmering. Intently all hands watch the flagship and at the first

tremor of the cone the boy begins to haul down. In a jiffy not a cone is

to be seen at the yards on the entire fleet.

Then there is the night signalling with the ardois red and white lights.

There flashes from the flagship a row of vertical red lights, four of

them. "Cornet!" is the cry. It means that each ship must turn on the

same signal as an answer to attention call. Then the flagship talks,

with this and that combination of red and white lights, all flashed so

fast that before the impression of one combination fades from the eye

two or three others have followed and you wonder how on earth any one

can make them out. But as each one is flashed a boy calls out the letter

and another writes it down the cubbyhole where the navigator's chart is

sheltered, and you find that these messages are recorded as fast as a

telegrapher could write out his clicks.

Then the semaphore is lighted up and the arms of lights go jiggering

this way and that way, just as the gaunt black and white automata do in

the daytime, and you find the boys reading off the message as easily as

a grown person can spell cat when the letters are big and the print is

plain. You sometimes wake up in the night when you are at anchor and

look out of your port. Rare is it that you do not see a semaphore or an

ardois combination flashing. When you ask about it in the morning the

officers will tell you that it probably was the signal boys talking with

one another and that it is allowed because it is good practice to let

them gossip when there is nothing else going on and the night watches

are long and tedious. Invariably one boy will make the signal letter of

another ship where he suspects a friend is on duty at the signals and

this is what he says:

"How is it for a game of flat?" meaning an unofficial talk.

"All right," comes the answer: "go ahead."

Then those two boys chat over all sorts of things, chaff each other,

make appointments for the first liberty, talk of the latest ship gossip,

and all that, but there's one feature about it that's peculiar. The

messages are always in polite form. It's always, "Will you kindly?" or

"Please be good enough," or something in that fashion. No signal boy

ever forgets himself or the dignity of his place in a game of talk.

Besides, there might be officers observing things and it is never nice

to have your name put on the report. You are brought up at the mast and

you might get five days in the brig on bread and water or something like

that if you exchanged language that was not seemly for use on a

warship's signals.

And then in bridge work in cruising there is that difficult job of

keeping distances. The favorite cruising formation in this fleet is at

400 yards distance from the preceding ship. The Louisiana was fourth in

whatever line was formed. That meant 1,200 yards from the flagship. Now

the engines of no two ships move the 16,000 tons of those ships at

exactly the same speed through the water. You may know theoretically how

many revolutions of the propellers are needed to go at the rate of ten,

eleven, twelve or even more knots an hour, but even then one ship will

inch up, so to speak, foot up might express it better, and you have got

to correct this all the time or you will be crawling up on the quarter

deck of the ship in front of you, or lagging so behind that the ship

after you will be in danger of crawling up on your own deck.

You have a midshipman using the stadimeter all the time, every fifteen

or twenty seconds or so, and then you are kept signalling to the engine

room to make one or two or three revolutions faster or slower, until you

get your right place and you don't have to fly your position pennant,

confessing to the flagship that you are making a bad job of your work

and have got more than forty yards out of your position. You see, coal

varies in its steaming qualities from time to time, and sometimes the

engine room force gets a little slack or orders get mixed and it is one

perpetual struggle to keep exactly where you ought to be.

Then you have to sail on the course announced, and the helmsman and

quartermaster have to be continually moving the rudder back and forth to

correct the yaws from the seas and other influences that throw you off

that exact line.

Then there is the routine bridge work, giving orders, receiving reports,

making decisions, tasting the food of the crew that is brought always to

the officer on watch, sighting ships and other things and always

notifying the Captain day or night of all important things going on. Oh,

yes, there is plenty to do on a bridge in a fleet, and you watch its

progress with fascination for hours until you suddenly begin to realize

the presence of that drawback mentioned first in this article, that

there is no seating place up there, and you go below to read or get some

rest sitting down.

As one becomes accustomed to the naval routine there are some ceremonies

that he skips as a matter of course and some that he does not. One of

the latter is the general muster of the officers and crew on a Sunday

morning once a month. Quarters are sounded as usual and then comes the

inspection of the ship and the men in their stations, while the band is

playing lively airs. When this is over the entire ship's company not

engaged in actual duty in running the ship is summoned aft. The officers

and their divisions come to the quarter deck, and each officer reports

his division "up and aft" to the executive officer, who in turn reports

that fact to the Captain. The latter then orders the ship's roll to be

called. The paymaster steps out from the group of officers with the

roll. On the Louisiana he calls:

"Richard Wainwright!"

Capt. Wainwright responds:

"Captain, United States Navy."

"E. W. Eberle!"

"Lieutenant-Commander, United States Navy," the executive officer

responds.

"C. T. Jewell!"

"Lieutenant-Commander, United States Navy," says the navigator, and so

on down the roll of officers the Paymaster proceeds, each man saluting

as he answers to his name. Then the Paymaster retires and the pay clerk

steps up and takes up the call. He reads the names of the members of the

crew. As each man hears his name called he answers with his designation

on the roll, John Jones will answer "Coal passer, United States Navy,"

and William Smith will declare that he is an ordinary seaman, and so on.

As each man answers to his name he drops out of the ranks, proceeds aft

and walks by the Captain, hat in hand. When the name of a man on duty

somewhere in this ship, in the engine rooms or the bridge or elsewhere,

is called, the ship's writer, who stands beside the executive officer,

says.

"On duty, sir."

The absentee is marked "accounted for." Men in the sick bay are

accounted for in the same way. It requires almost an hour to go through

the nearly 1,000 names, and when it is all over the Paymaster reports to

the executive officer that all are present or accounted for and that

fact is duly communicated to the Captain. By that time the deck is

clear of the men and only the officers remain, and these are dismissed.

It's a fine thing to see a fine crew individually and size up each man.

When the President was on the Louisiana it is said that he took the

keenest interest in this personal appearance of every man on the quarter

deck in answer to the call of his name and showed his satisfaction over

the appearance of the men as he stood beside the Captain and watched

each one of the husky lads pass by.

Once a month on a Sunday morning the crew is also summoned aft to have

the Articles of War read. The executive officer does the reading. Here

is propounded the law and the gospel of a man-o'-war's duties and

responsibilities. The men are told what they must do and what they must

not do. The punishments inflicted for certain offences are read out,

offences in time of peace and similar offences in time of war. More than

once are heard the words "shall suffer death." All through the idea

pervades that there must be instant and complete obedience of orders.

Reading the Articles of War constitutes a solemn occasion and when it is

finished one realizes as never before what a serious thing it is to

swear allegiance to Uncle Sam as part of his naval force.

The organization of the ship's force soon becomes well fixed in the

mind. There is one head to it all, the Captain, on whom falls final

responsibility for everything, discipline, safety of ship and men, work

of every kind. He is assisted by about twenty-five commissioned

subordinate officers and midshipmen and nearly a dozen warrant officers,

besides numerous petty officers and their mates. The ship has several

large departments just as a big store in the city. The executive

officer is the right hand man, the general manager, if you please, of

the ship, and he sees that the Captain's orders are carried out and he

also keeps the vessel shipshape.

One of the departments is that of the navigator. Another is the

department of ordnance. A third is that of the engineer, a fourth that

of the medical officer, a fifth that of the Paymaster and a sixth has to

do with the Marine Corps.

The executive officer not only runs almost everything on the ship but is

in charge of all equipment and stores. He is the man who can do most to

make a ship happy or hellish. He looks after the daily routine, drills,

repairs, cleaning up, issuing of stores, and the like. He is the man to

whom all other officers, big and little, report. He is busy from early

morning until late at night. When he isn't keeping things in order he is

writing reports. He almost never has time to sit down at ease except at

the head of the wardroom table at meal time, where he is a sort of

social arbiter, as well as general manager.

The executive officer is also the housekeeper of the vessel. At one time

he is in consultation with the bandmaster over a music programme and

then he is consulting with a plumber about a drain. He runs the clothing

establishment and varies that work with looking after the hoisting of

ashes or the arranging of liberty parties. His work has no beginning and

no end and a faithful and hard working man seldom has time to write to

his family, to say nothing of reading a book occasionally or stealing

away to his room for a quiet smoke or a siesta.

The navigator does the navigating, as might be expected. He relieves

the officer on watch on the bridge when quarters are sounded. He has

charge of all the electrical apparatus, and he is also instructor in

navigation to the young midshipmen, who have to keep up their study and

work along that line.

The ordnance officer has charge of the guns, ammunition, the work of

target practice, the making of targets and everything that pertains to

shooting. The Paymaster has charge of all money matters, payment of

wages, the purchase of supplies, providing clothing and meals for the

crew. He is the purser of the ship. The medical officer besides caring

for the sick is responsible for sanitary conditions.

In addition to these commissioned officers there are Lieutenants and

Ensigns who are watch officers; that is, they stand the watch of four

hours on the bridge at sea, representing the Captain in seeing that the

ship goes all right, and four hours on the after deck in port, where

they direct and have charge of all that is going on.

There is besides the engineering division, which is a sort of world all

to itself.

Then there are the warrant officers, the boatswain, gunner, electrical

gunner, carpenter and machinists. They are what might be called the

general foremen or superintendents. They are assisted by the petty

officers, of whom there are three grades, and mates of various kinds,

who are the foremen of the individual gangs of men in their work about

ship. Pretty soon one begins to learn the signs and marks upon sleeves

and other devices that tell the grade of this man and that. He also

learns about seamen, ordinary seamen, yeomen (the clerks of each

department), coxswains, jacks-o-the-dust, lamplighters, gun pointers,

hospital attendants, shipwrights, the printer and the numerous other

classifications into which the crew is divided.

He learns that the crew is split up into various divisions and each

division into various sections. The officers are called division

officers when the responsibility for handling the men by divisions comes

up. Then the passenger also learns how the entire crew is split up into

watches so that some of the men are on deck and other duty at every hour

of the day and night. He soon learns all about the hammock netting,

where the hammocks of the men are stowed, and he can even find the

places where the ditty boxes of the men are kept when not in use. He

knows what things are in those little square ditty boxes, writing paper,

photographs of those at home, mending material, brushes, blacking,

possessions of every kind, all subject to inspection by the officers.

Having mastered something of the personnel of the ship it is surprising

how soon one falls into the drill routine. This is a more or less

delicate subject about which to write, for the reason that tactical

matters and certain drills the details of which are kept secret are not

proper subjects for publication, and all correspondents with the fleet

have bound themselves by written pledge never to reveal what they may

learn about them. There are certain drills, however, which are common to

all navies and a matter of ordinary routine, in reference to which there

is no inhibition, inasmuch as the Navy Department has even authorized

and approved publication of these details. You will find them all

written out in the book "The American Battleship in Commission," written

by an enlisted man.

On certain mornings of the week certain drills are always gone through

with. You know when it is ordinary quarters, when fire, collision and

abandon ship practice is to be gone through with, when certain kinds of

gun practice are tried out. You know just how often this and that

division goes through with "pingpong" shooting, the work with what are

known as Morris tubes, the kind of shooting that has superseded to a

large extent the former sub-calibre practice on shipboard.

You then learn all about hammock and bag inspection days, you even get

to know when the flagship will probably order hammocks or bags scrubbed

and you get to know just about how often the clotheslines will be strung

up over the fo'c'stle and just how often bedding will be hung on the

rails for airing and when it will be taken in and all that. You get used

to seeing the lanterns put in the lifeboats at night for emergency use.

You know that every half hour when the ship's bell is struck the sentry

on the quarter deck will turn toward the after bridge and will sing out:

"Life buoys, aft; all's well!"

You know that up on the forward bridge with every "bell" the port and

starboard side lights will be reported burning in the same manner. You

know how often the marine guard is changed and what the stations are.

You know that on Saturday morning there will be no quarters and that all

hands will be set to cleaning the decks with sand and holystones and

that the mud, if a combination of sand and water can be called mud,

will be so thick that for nearly all the morning you will have to wear

rubbers if you want to get about in comfort. You know when bright work

will be cleaned and you know when the smoking lamp will be lighted,

which means at just what hours smoking will be permitted, for there is

no real lamp in these days when nearly everything on a warship is run by

electricity.

You get to know just when the awkward squad of marines will be drilled

and you know when the patent log, which is watched most carefully and

which nearly everybody scoffs at because one never can depend much upon

it, will be read. You know soon from the color of the water when you are

on soundings, and you gather about the little contrivance far back on

the quarter deck which unreels the wire for the lead that goes swishing

hundreds of fathoms into the sea and finally brings up on the bottom and

then records the depth. You gather about the chief quartermaster as he

has the line pulled in and you look with him at the thermometerlike

arrangement which by discoloration shows the depth of the water. You

know just how often the temperature of the sea will be taken and how

often the temperature of the air will be recorded in the log and the

height of the barometer set down.

And then perhaps your mind turns again to the housekeeping of this home

of 1,000 men. You visit the cook's galley, where the head cook and

several assistants are busy night and day preparing the meals for the

men with redhot stoves and great caldrons. You see the copper coffee and

tea tanks, the soup tanks, the bean tanks and the rest. You see the

electrically operated potato paring machine, just like the one used in

the model kitchen of the world at West Point. You visit the butcher's

shop, where about 2,000 pounds of meat is served out and cut up each

day.

Then you go to the scullery and see the dishwashing machines, also

copied from those in use at West Point and all large hotels. You visit

the bake shop with its intense heat and the bake rooms store shop where

the loaves of bread are piled up like so many cords of wood. You go to

the sick bay and see a hospital in operation comparable favorably in

every way with the best appointed hospital on land. You visit the

operating room with its fullest set of surgical appliances. You even go

to the brig and you see where men can be confined in cells or left out

in the open so that they may have company and simply be restrained, the

latter being the prevalent form for light punishments. You may attend

the "mast," where the Captain every day holds his police court for light

offences, and you may read in the log what has been done in each case.

You may attend the summary courts-martial, where more or less serious

cases are tried by a board of officers, but you must leave the room when

the board goes into executive session to form its judgment on the case

and fix the penalty if the accused is found guilty.

You may see the tests of powder and guncotton at regular intervals, and

if you wish to go around at night with the carpenter's force you may see

them making soundings of the hold every hour. You may see the tests of

electrical machinery and you may watch the operation of closing all

watertight doors every evening at 5 o'clock, and always in going in or

out of port or in time of fog. You can even solve that mystery to every

civilian as to why there is a sailmaker, with assistants, on a craft

that carries no sail. When you find men working over canvas targets for

days and days, making awnings and windsails, working at hammocks and the

like, and when you realize that the ship carries more cordage than the

old Constitution, you understand it all. The work of the sailmaker is no

cinch. You can see the men once a month paid off in long lines, each

man's signature attested by the division officer.

So you wander about hither and thither without any well developed plan

and run across this and that form of employment and hard daily toil and

you wonder how it can be, with so much to do and so little time in which

to do it, that proficiency in any one line of work can be secured.

Familiarity with it, however, shows that such a condition is

approximated, and you begin to feel absolutely confident that if the

ship ever did get into a scrap all this work and drill would show its

effects at once in a way that would make you proud of the men and the

ships of the navy. A sense of confident security comes over you and you

soon have the feeling that nobody in the world can beat the Yankee

sailor man for man in fighting and no ship of equal capacity in the

world can beat the one on which you are sailing in a fight. You may be

overconfident, but it's a comfortable kind of feeling to have.

You watch the rivalry among the various ships of the fleet in such

matters as they can show rivalry in during a cruise as you begin to have

confidence in the one on which you are a passenger. When target shooting

comes this rivalry will take an impressive form. At present the rivalry

consists largely in keeping distances, in making turns accurately, in

making and responding to signals. Every morning you watch the flags go

up at 10 o'clock, when the signals are hoisted on the second recording

the number of sick and absentees on each ship. The officers and men read

these flags off quick as a flash and you speculate about the condition

of things on this and that vessel.

At 11:20 in the morning you watch the flags go up to catch the change of

time for all clocks. At noon every one is keen to see the flags sent up

telling how much coal has been used and how much each ship has on hand.

Then come the flags which give the reckoning of the navigator on each

ship as to latitude and longitude, either by observation or dead

reckoning, and you comment upon the variations in the reports.

So the routine goes on and you get used to it and in some respects

become part of it. You even fall into a certain station at certain

times. The Sun man, for example, has one place where he is expected to

report when the call is made. No other duties are assigned to him as a

passenger. He has a certain station when the abandon ship drill takes

place. He goes to his station, reports and then is excused. Otherwise he

is free to do pretty much as he pleases, always observing as well as he

can the little proprieties on shipboard, which are simply those

governing the ordinary actions of gentlemen.

Every man on a warship has his little or big place that is his own and

you must not cross its confines without permission. For instance, the

starboard side of the quarter deck is the Captain's. You don't walk

there unless he indicates that he would like to have you join him. The

port side of the deck belongs to the other officers. The Captain almost

never goes there, although, being the Captain, he can go where he

pleases. Each officer's room is sacred when the curtain is drawn. And so

on through the ship there is a little piece of territory sacred to each

man or set of men. The fo'c'stle deck is the men's.

Launch etiquette, however, is peculiar. One of the first things to learn

about travelling in a naval launch is that it is a little ship of

itself. You salute its deck, so to speak, when you enter it if you

observe the niceties. The highest ranking officer sits in the stern and

goes into the boat last. All the others stand until he seats himself. He

is the first to leave and the others go in the order of their rank. You

mustn't smoke in a launch in the daytime, and if you do so on the sly

you must be sure not to show your cigar in passing the flagship, for the

quartermaster on watch on the after bridge will report you and there'll

be trouble. You mustn't smoke at night except by permission of the

ranking officer on board. If you see him light a cigar or cigarette all

the rest of you may do so. Otherwise you will please throw away your

cigar or cigarette when you enter the boat.

As you go out to your ship at night you hear the quartermaster on some

other ship call out, "Boat ahoy!" and the coxswain of your boat answers

with a yell, "Passing!" When you approach your ship or another to make a

stop the coxswain must be particular about his answers to the boat ahoy

call. If he has the President of the United States aboard, as coxswains

on the Louisiana have had repeatedly, he calls out:

"United States!"

If an Admiral is on board the answer to the hail is:

"Flag!"

If a Captain is on board the answer is the name of his ship.

If other commissioned officers above the grade of midshipmen are on

board the answer is "Aye! aye!" and if the launch contains only

midshipmen or other officers of lower grade the answer is, "No! No!" as

if to say you needn't bother about this bunch. If it has only enlisted

men on board the call is "Hello!" By these answers the officer of the

deck is informed as to who is approaching. Of course they are used only

in the night, for in the day time observation will reveal the situation.

The longer one remains on a warship, either as a member of the crew or

as a guest, two things become more and more impressive. One is the

reverence for the quarter deck and the other is the patriotic regard for

the national hymn, "The Star Spangled Banner." The quarter deck seems to

be almost a holy place. The officers salute it as they step upon it. No

stain is allowed to remain upon it. If a man for instance were found

spitting upon it--well, hamstringing would be the fitting penalty, if

the feelings of those outraged by the performance were consulted. This

regard for the deck has come down from the earliest naval traditions.

The soil of the country is represented there. The flag waves above it.

Sovereignty finds expression there. It is the place of all ceremonies,

the one place sacred to all that is best in tradition, rules of conduct,

liberty, national achievements on the sea, national hopes and

aspirations. It must never be profaned.

The sound of the first bar of the national hymn brings every naval man

who hears it to attention. The mental attitude is one of intense respect

as well. That anthem never becomes a bore to the officers and men. Its

notes are a call to duty and the salute, when it is ended, is a public

pledge of fealty to the flag. No music is played on ship more carefully

and with more earnest effort to get every shade of feeling out of the

notes. Reverence for the tune is a living thing, and after one has been

on shipboard for a week he begins to feel ashamed of the public

indifference to the tune ashore.

Let one incident reveal the regard for the hymn on shipboard. We were

steaming just below the equator on the way to Rio Janeiro one evening,

when showers made it impossible for the band to play on deck. The

concert was held in a casemate and the humidity added great discomfort

to the intense heat. The members of the crew off duty had stripped to

their undershirts and trousers. The musicians had also thrown off their

coats. Their faces ran with sweat as they played.

Every concert ends with "The Star Spangled Banner." It was time to play

it. All the musicians stood up and the men who had crowded in to hear

the music came to attention, but not one move toward lifting his baton

would the bandmaster make until every one of his men had put on his coat

and hat. They might play Strauss waltzes and even Wagnerian selections

in their undershirts, but no note of the national hymn could be played

until every man was in dress befitting the occasion. All this is nothing

unusual, but it is impressive to the man who sees it for the first time.

So although there is no place for comfortable loafing and sometimes it

is lonely a civilian passenger on one of these ships after all can find

entertainment and other things to interest him. Day by day he feels his

patriotic impulses quickened. Day by day he is more and more glad that

he is an American citizen. And when taps is sounded and he knows that

the men not on duty are swinging quietly in their hammocks, tired out

from their work, he can understand and appreciate the full significance

and beauty of the refrain which soothes one and all with its soft

good-night:

"Go to sleep! Go to sleep! G-o t-o s-l-e-e-p!"

With the Battle Fleet Cruise of the Sixteen Battleships of the United States Atlantic Fleet from Hampton Roads to the Golden Gate, December, 1907-May, 1908 · 第 12 / 14 章