We read in the _Daily Telegraph_ of Sept. 30th the following:--

NO SALARY.--A Widow Lady (39), well educated but not accomplished,

will give her Services as Housekeeper in return for a comfortable

HOME, and to be treated as one of the family, and the occasional use

of a good hack, no need to have carried a lady before. Thoroughly

understands the management of a gentleman's house, companionable, and

ladylike appearance. Superior references.--Address, &c.

Is it the comfortable home which has "no need to have carried a lady

before"? or the "family" of which the Advertiser desires to be one? We

should imagine that this very masculine lady would be more likely to

carry the family. Failing answers to her advertisement, she had better

apply to a Circus for a post. "The occasional use of a good hack"

would evidently be instead of salary. But she is much too modest. Why

say she is "not accomplished" when she knows how to break in a horse?

Any Rugby Football Club would give her "the occasional use of a good

_hack_."

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