I remember that I cried very loud.

Afterwards my grandmother told me that perhaps the woman would leave me

all her money. Next time she came I wished to speak to her, but

unfortunately I had a quinsy. When the woman eventually died it was

discovered that she had been destitute for a long time. She left her

hand-cart by will to my grandmother, and in her disappointment my

grandmother beat me over the head with it. Soon afterwards my hair began

to come out, and my grandmother said it was time I found a husband.

Accordingly she went next door, where lived a woman with five sons. They

were all out except one, and he had a sore leg. She brought him to me,

and I cried very bitterly. He also. His name was Ivan, and I wished it

had been Peter.

The next day we were betrothed, and all our friends came to eat the

feast that my grandmother provided. A school-fellow of mine, a very

beautiful girl, was angry because I had a husband and not she. She

scratched my face, and the blood ran on to my dress. Our friends

congratulated us, and when they had gone my grandmother said it had been

a great success. She and I finished what was left of the feast and went

to bed. I remember that my feet were very cold, and when I fell asleep I

dreamed that my betrothed's name was Peter. When I awoke I cried very

loud, and my grandmother slapped my cheeks.

Shortly afterwards she died, and I went to live with my uncle, who was a

pawnbroker in Moscow.

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