ANECDOTES.

A country Blacksmith coming into a farmer’s yard with a hammer in his

hand, was suddenly surprised by a severe bite from a snarling dog, which

so irritated him, that he immediately retaliated upon his enemy with his

heavy weapon, with the sharp end of which, he killed him on the spot.

“You might,” said the person that owned the animal, “have struck him

with the other end of the hammer.” “That I would,” answered the other,

“If he had only bit me with the other end of his teeth.”

An ingenious politician, meeting with a gentleman of his acquaintance,

immediately began to harrangue upon his favourite theme, and positively

affirmed, that, “after the late events in France, the actual government

of that country will not be acknowledged by any power in Europe, _except

America_.”

The author of an old book called the Theatre of the World, supposes,

that if a person who died of love were to be opened and anatomized, we

should find all his entrails gone, his heart burnt up, his liver smoaked

and dried, and all the dependencies of the brain spoiled: and he

believes, that the poor soul (as he calls the lover) was scorched, and,

as it were roasted upon a fire, with the vehement, ardent, and excessive

heat that it endured, since first the fury of love surprised him.

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ALI AND ORASMIN;

Or, the Effects of Envy.

(Concluded from our last.)

Flattered by the hopes of possessing Almeria, but more through fear at

the threats of Orasmin, Ibrahim sat down, without a thought of the

consequences which might ensue to imitate the treasonous scroll. The

monster who compelled him to the action, was delighted with his

performance: and calling for sherbet, he drank, telling Ibrahim to

pledge him; then, bidding him good night with a sarcastical smile, and

securing the door when he went, left him in a most painful reverie.

Repairing to the walls of the seraglio, he entered by a private passage,

through which the Emperor always passed when wont to survey the royal

city in disguise; and which, by having been vizier, he was well

acquainted with: and having, while in office, procured false keys to the

various doors, he easily found admission to the secret audience-chamber,

where none but the vizier can enter, on pain of death, without

permission of the Sultan; and there leaving the letter, he returned to

his house, exulting in the hope that Mustapha would discover it, when he

retired there alone, as was his custom every night, to inspect such

dispatches as the vizier in the day prepared for his approbation:

trusting the success of his plan on the extreme credulity and

impetuosity of that monarch, which hurried him into actions that

provided him the most severe repentance for his moments of reflection.

The event justified his most sanguine expectations; and, before the

first watch of the night was passed, a hasty messenger summoned him to a

secret audience in the palace. The sultan presented him with the letter;

he read it, and appeared petrified with astonishment; compared the

writing with some of Ali’s he had purposely brought with him, to satisfy

himself of it’s identity; then, bemoaning the defalcation of his friend,

in accents of the most artfully counterfeited grief, and after an

apparent struggle between duty and friendship--“Glory,” said he, “to God

and his prophet! Long life to the Commander of the Faithful! and

destruction to his enemies! The profound duty every Mussulman owes to

the vicegerent of Alla, obliges me to dispense with the scruples of an

ill-placed friendship; and declare, that the conduct of Ali has long

appeared to me as involved in the veil of mystery; the plausible manner

in which he has ever demeaned himself, I have discovered, beyond a

doubt, has been only a bait for popularity; too ardent a love for which

is a certain criterion of unwarrantable ambition.

“I once had the mortification to witness the shameful defeat of the

Ottoman arms, under his command: I had then many reasons to suspect

treachery; but the implicit confidence I, with the empire at large, put

in him, made me discredit my own senses; and it was the same infatuation

which induced me to be the foremost in declaring him the most eligible

for the viziership, when returned from meeting the rebel Ismoul.

“Yet, when I reflect, in sober reason, on the nature of that action, and

behold the insurgents, though greatly superior in force, throwing down

their arms almost without the shadow of resistence, and their leader

suffered to escape, it impresses me as a strong confirmation of the

authenticity of his treason.” “Thou art right, Orasmin!” interrupted the

enraged Mustapha: “convey him instantly to a dungeon; and to-morrow’s

sun shall behold inflicted on him the reward of his treachery!”--“Will

it please the gracious emblem of Alla,” replied Orasmin, “to listen a

moment longer, without anger, to his slave; while he offers, as Alla

himself can witness, the counsel only dictated by that unshaken

attachment ever evinced by his house to the renowned family of the

Othmans!”--“Speak on, and fear not,” returned Mustapha. Orasmin

proceeded--“Thou knowest well, O glory of thy race! that Ali is the idol

of the deluded multitude; and, should they behold him going forth to

execution, what desperate steps may not their blind attachment induce

them to take for his preservation? And a commotion once begun, as we

know not how far the treason has spread, may encourage hundreds of

accomplices in the guilt to come forward; and, led by Nadar who

doubtless is at hand, induce the populace to join the compact of

treason, release Ali, and shake perhaps even the foundation of the

Ottoman throne? Let policy, then, bid Justice strike this night; so, the

root of the confederacy being cut away, the branches shall necessarily

wither; and when to-morrow’s sun shall expose the traitor’s head,

branded with his crime, to the trembling people, thy subjects shall be

more firmly fixed in their obedience--taught by the awful lesson, that

the most exalted enemies of Mustapha are the fated victims of

destruction!” He ceased.

“By Mahomet, I swear,” rejoins the Sultan, “thy reasons are just! See

him instantly dispatched! Be this,” presenting his ring, “thy warrant.

Begone!”

Orasmin wanted not urging: he seized Ali; but appeared not before him,

till he beheld him extended on the floor of a loathsome dungeon, secured

by the pondrous manacles of injustice. On entering, having ordered the

guard to withdraw--“Mahomet!” said he, “is it my noble friend Ali I am

commissioned to guard? Can any wretch have accused thee of a crime

meriting such dishonour! thou, whose name scandal had not even dared to

prophane? Alas! my friend! where will Oppression finish his

career!”---“I know not, my dear Orasmin!” replied the injured Ali, half

raising himself, “my crime, nor mine accuser: innocence, however, is my

support; and, while thou art my gaoler, I shall find pleasure even in a

prison!”---“Generous, noble Ali,” rejoind the brute, “what is it I do

not feel for thee! Yet it were unkind to keep thee in suspence. Know,

then, that the abandoned wretch, who was the occasion of the foul

disgrace thou endurest, is no other than thy dear, thy beloved friend,

Orasmin!”---“Orasmin! Orasmin!” with an accent of doubting horror,

inquired the victim. “Yes!” returned the fiend, “thy Orasmin!” Ali sunk

down senseless. On his recovering, Orasmin continued, “From the hour

that early youth submitted me to the scourgings of a pedagogue, thou

hast been my rival, and the name of Orasmin has shrunk before that of

All. Thinkest thou, that I could have a spirit, and bear it? No! the

childish weaknesses of friendship I soon got rid of; and, from the

moment thou deprived me of all hope of possessing the sorceress Amine,

I determined on a revenge--not a common revenge, that was always at

hand--I waited, with all the patience of deliberate malignance, for a

revenge worthy my hatred, and I have obtained it! I have accused thee of

treason; and, behold, this ring is my warrant for thy private murder!

Murder! I say; for--O it delights my soul to pronounce it--thou art

innocent!”

“And must I die innocent?” exclaimed the devoted Ali. “Yet thy will,

O Alla! be done. What more have I to wish for on earth? I have lost my

friend, my wife, and my child!”--“Friend,” interrupted Orasmin, “thou

never hadst! Thy wife and child----But, hold! I came to torment, not to

satisfy thee!”--“Oh! Orasmin, what a conflict hast thou raised in my

bosom! My wife and child! knowest thou any thing of them?” Orasmin

smiled contemptuously. “Speak, only say if thou knowest aught of

them!”---“I will say nothing,” replied he; “uncertainty will increase

thy pangs. Prepare for death!---Slaves!” The door of the dungeon burst

open, and presented to their view Mustapha, Ibrahim, and Amine! “Secure

that fiend!” cried the Sultan; and instantly Orasmin was loaded with

chains. Ali and Amine were lying senseless in each other’s arms; Orasmin

assumed a desperate sullenness; the Sultan and Ibrahim surveyed the

whole in silence. “Alla! Alla! Alla!” repeated the reviving Ali; “thou

art merciful! thou art merciful!”

“My dear lord,” interrupted Amine, “dreary have been the hours since we

parted! O hear my justification! While walking by the seaside, a band of

men, masked, beset me; and, forcing me on a horse, carried me,

blind-folded, I knew not where; for when suffered to remove the bandage,

I was alone, in a mean, gloomy apartment, the door of which was secured.

There have I remained, in vain lamenting my fate; ignorant of my

oppressor; and seeing no one, except a slave, who put my food through a

lattice daily, but never spoke; till this night I heard the voice of

Orasmin in a tone of threatening.

“I listened; and discovered, that he was compelling that generous youth,

Ibrahim, to write a treasonous letter in characters like yours. When I

found Orasmin was gone, I entreated the youth to liberate me: instantly

he opened a door into my apartment, so artfully contrived, that I had

never before observed it. I told him who I was, and begged him again to

deliver me. He was shocked; confirmed what I had over-heard, and

promised to protect me.

“He discovered, with indignation, that he himself was also a prisoner.

After a long deliberation, and many fruitless attempts to force the

door, at the peril of our lives, we escaped by a window into the garden.

Here we had fresh difficulties to encounter, and the fourth watch passed

before we were quite at liberty.

“We soon learned that you was imprisoned. Flying to the palace, our

gracious Sultan admitted us to an audience, when we convinced him of the

villainy of thy false friend.” “And, behold me,” interrupted the Sultan,

“ready to do thee justice, Ali; and inflict on that wretch the

punishment which he had prepared for thee! for, by Alla’s self I swear,

this night is his last!” “My fate is just!” said Orasmin, in a tone of

penitence. “But, before I die, let me make what reparation is in my

power to the man I have injured.

“Behold, Ali, in Ibrahim, I restore thee thy long-lost son!” Extreme was

the astonishment of all; and the rapture of Ali and Amine induced them

to kneel for a pardon for the culprit. “Ask not pardon,” said Orasmin,

“which must soon be repented! I stole thy child solely for the purposes

of revenge; though fortune never, till now, gave me an opportunity of

making use of him equal to my wishes; and, to make him the source of his

father’s death, was a stroke worthy the noblest policy of vengeance.

Thou hast escaped me; but, to give him thus kindly, were an inequality

of soul, poor indeed! No I have pangs for thee yet in store, the thought

of which makes the contemplation of death and tortures pleasant to me.

“I only revealed him to thee, to make thee feel the curses of lasting

separation. The mother once disdained the offer I made of my hand; it

was my intention, therefore, to have kept her ignorant of her

persecutor, languishing till grief and despair removed her from my

reach; but the boy had answered the end I designed him for: I wanted him

no more; and, at liberty, he might have betrayed me. For security,

I gave him poison in sherbet; and thought, even had he got free, so

strong it was, that it would have worked faster than his conscience!”

“The vengeance be on thine own head!” cried Ibrahim; “for it was thyself

who drank the poison. I saw thee drop something in the draught intended

for me; and unseen by thee, changed the cups.”

“I feel it! I feel it!” exclaimed the frantic Orasmin. “Curse on thee,

Mahomet! thou hast frustrated all!” “Hence with him!” said Mustapha. And

then led Amine and Ibrahim out of the prison. By permission of the

Sultan, Ibrahim was united to Almeria; and the participation of her

husband’s honours, who was restored to his viziership, amply recompenced

Amine for all her sorrows.

An exemplary instance of gratitude towards Alla and the Sultan---towards

the latter, by faithful counsel, and steady attachment to his interest;

and, towards the former, by an uniform course of piety, and a

conscientious dispensation of justice and benevolence to his fellow

subjects. Ali lived long beloved, and happy. As it is written in the

sacred tablets of truth---“The righteous shall dwell in the tents of

gladness, and the merciful in the gardens of peace: while the wicked

shall be covered with shame; and the envious man shall be consumed in

the fire which he kindleth for his neighbour.”

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_For the +New-York Weekly Magazine+._

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