"The rapid increase both of buildings and population which has
taken place in the Metropolitan Police district of late years
has outrun the increase which it has been possible to make
to the Police Force."--_Sir Charles Warren, in his Official
Reports, 1885, 1886._
"The average applications for admission to the Metropolitan
Police Force now amount to one hundred per diem." _Statistics,
October, 1887._
[Illustration: _Sergeant Punch (inspecting would-be ex-Unemployed)._
"SO, MY LAD, YOU WANT TO BE A CONSTABLE! RATHER ENFORCE THE LAW THAN
BREAK IT, EH? THAT'S RIGHT! HEM! THE FORCE HAS LONG BEEN UNDERMANNED.
WE MUST SEE IF WE CAN'T MAKE ROOM FOR YOU!"]
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NE PLUS ULSTER.--Mr. CHAMBERLAIN seems to find the heart of the Irish
Question in Ulster. Does he expect to find its solution there? He
appears to set little store by the wishes of those not inconsiderable
portions of Ireland which, as he says, "do not form a portion of the
Ulster plantation." All other parts, even of the favoured province,
"though geographically part of Ulster, are not parts of what we know
as political Ulster." This certainly narrows the Irish Question. But
does it simplify it? We have all heard of those who are "more Irish
than the Irishmen themselves." Mr. CHAMBERLAIN seems to be more
Ulsterish than the men of Ulster, though they, to be sure, on his own
showing, are virtually English and Scotch. In declining to look beyond
Ulster, it may be asked whether he looks into the Irish Question at
all. Altogether Irish--very!
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