HARVEY SAYLER, SWINEHERD

At a little after eight the following night, I was in Chicago, was

knocking at Suite L in the Auditorium Hotel; I was hearing sounds from

within that indicated that the dinner was under way. The door swung back

and there stood old Roebuck himself, napkin in hand, his shriveling old

face showing that his dollar sense was taking up the strength which his

other senses were losing. He was saying cordially, "Ah, Croffut, you are

late--"

Then his dim eyes saw me; he pulled himself up like a train when the

air-brakes are clapped on.

"They told me at the office that you were at dinner," said I in the tone

of one who has unintentionally blundered. "As I was looking for dinner,

I rather hoped you'd ask me to join you. But I see that--"

"Come right in," he said smoothly, but gray as a sheep. "You'll find

some old friends of yours. We're taking advantage of the convention of

western manufacturers to have a little reunion."

I now had a full view of the table. There was a silence that made the

creaking of starched evening shirt-bosoms noisy as those men drew long

stealthy breaths when breathing became imperative. All my "clients" and

Dominick--he at Roebuck's right. At Roebuck's left there was a vacant

chair. "Shall I sit here?" said I easily.

"That place was reserved--was for--but--" stammered Roebuck.

"For Granby's ghost?" said I pleasantly.

His big lips writhed. And as my glance of greeting to these old friends

of mine traveled down one side of the table and up the other, it might

have been setting those faces on fire, so brightly did they flare. It

was hard for me to keep my disgust beneath the surface. Those

"gentlemen" assembled there were among the "leading citizens" of my

state; and Roebuck was famous on both sides of the Atlantic as a king of

commerce and a philanthropist. Yet, every one of those brains was busy

most of its hours with assassin-like plottings--and for what purpose?

For ends so petty, so gross and stupid that it was inconceivable how

intelligence could waste life upon them, not to speak of the utter

depravity and lack of manliness. Liars cheats, bribers; and flaunting

the fruits of infamy as honors, as titles to respect, as gifts from

Almighty God! And here they were, assembled now for silly plottings

against the man whose only offense in their eyes was that he was saving

them from themselves--was preventing them from killing the goose that

would cheerfully keep on laying golden eggs for the privilege of

remaining alive. It was pitiful. It was nauseating. I felt my

degradation in stooping to such company.

I spoke to Dominick last. To my surprise he squarely returned my gaze.

His eyes were twinkling, as the eyes of a pig seem to be, if you look

straight into its face when it lifts its snout from a full trough.

Presently he could contain the huge volume of his mirth no longer. It

came roaring from him in a great coarse torrent, shaking his vast bulk

and the chair that sustained it, swelling the veins in his face,

resounding through the silent room while the waiters literally stood

aghast. At last he found breath to ejaculate: "Well, I'll be good

and--damned!"

This gale ripped from the others and whirled away their cloaks of

surface-composure. Naked, they suggested a lot of rats in a

trap--Dominick jeering at them and anticipating the pleasure of watching

me torment them. I choked back the surge of repulsion and said to

Roebuck: "Then where _shall_ I sit?"

Roebuck looked, almost wildly, toward the foot of the table. He longed

to have me as far from him as possible. Partridge, at the foot of the

table, cried out--in alarm: "Make room for the Senator between you and

Mr. Dominick, Roebuck! He ought to be as near the head of the table as

possible."

"No matter where Senator Sayler sits, it's the head of the table," said

Roebuck. His commonplace of courtesy indicated, not recovered

self-control, but the cunning of his rampant instinct of

self-preservation--that cunning which men so often exhibit in desperate

straits, thereby winning credit for cool courage.

"We're a merry company," said I, as we sat. This, with a glance at

Dominick heaving in the subsiding storm of his mirth. My remark set him

off again. I glanced at his place to see if he had abandoned his former

inflexible rule of total abstinence. There stood his invariable pot of

tea. Clearly, it was not drink that enabled him to enjoy a situation

which, as it seemed to me, was fully as unattractive for him as for his

fellows.

Soon the door opened and in strode Croffut; handsome, picturesque, with

his pose of dashing, brave manhood, which always got the crowds into the

mood for the frenzy his oratory conjured. Croffut seemed to me to put

the climax upon this despicable company--Croffut, one of the great

orators of the party, so adored by the people that, but for our

overwhelming superiority in the state, I should never have dared eject

him from office. Since I ejected him he had not spoken to me. Dominick

looked at him, said in a voice that would have flared even the warm

ashes of manhood into a furious blaze: "Go and shake hands with Senator

Sayler, Croffut, and sit down."

Croffut advanced, smiling. "I am fit for my company," thought I as I let

him clasp my hand.

"Better tilt Granby's ghost out of that chair, Croffut," said Dominick,

as the ex-Senator was seating himself. And in his animal exuberance of

delight at his joke and at the whole situation he clapped Roebuck on the

shoulder.

Roebuck shrank and winced. Moral humiliation he could shed as an

armor-plated turret sheds musket-balls. But a physical humiliation,

especially with spectators, sank in and sank deep. Instantly, alarmed

lest Dominick had seen and understood, he smiled and said: "That's a

vigorous arm of yours, Mr. Dominick."

"Not bad for a man of sixty," said Dominick.

I ate because to eat was a necessary part of my pose of absolute

calmness; but I had to force down the food. It seemed to me to embody

the banquet there set before my mental appetite. I found I had no

stomach for that banquet. It takes the coarse palate of youth or the

depraved palate of a more debauched manhood than mine to enjoy such a

feast. Yet, less than a year before, I had enjoyed, had delighted in, a

far less strenuous contest with these mutineers. As I sat holding down

my gorge and acting as if I were at ease, I suddenly wondered what

Elizabeth Crosby would think of me if she could see. And then I saw her,

with a reality of imagining that startled me--it was as if she were in

the doorway; and her eyes lifted to mine in that slow, steady, searching

gaze of hers.

I suppose, if a soldier thrusting his saber into the bowels of his enemy

on the battle-field were suddenly to see before him his mother or the

good and gentle wife or daughter he loved, he would drop the saber and

fly to hide himself like a murderer. So, I, overwhelmed, said to myself:

"I can not go on! Let these wretches wallow in their own vileness. I

shall not wallow with them. I am no swineherd!"

As I was debating how to escape and what one of the many other ways of

saving my friends and lieutenants I should adopt, Dominick touched me on

the arm. "A word with you, Senator," said he.

He glanced at the others as if he were debating whether he should order

them from the table while he talked with me. If he had ordered it, they

would have gone. But restrained, perhaps by his crude though reverent

sense of convention, he rose and led the way over to a corner.

"I want to tell you, Senator, that as soon as I got on to what this here

push was plottin', I wired you askin' an appointment. You'll find the

telegram at your house when you go home. I don't stand for no foulin'. I

play the game straight. I came because I thought you'd want the party to

be represented at such a getherin'."

I saw that he had come to the dinner, doubtful whether any enterprise

against me, promising enough for him to risk embarking, could be

launched; as soon as I entered the room he, like the rat when the cat

interrupted the rat-and-mouse convention to discuss belling it,

unceremoniously led the way to safety. But this was not one of those few

occasions on which it is wise to show a man that his lies do not fool

you. "I am glad to hear you say these things, Dominick," said I. "I am

glad you are loyal to the party."

"You can trust me, Senator," said he earnestly.

"I can trust your common sense," said I. And I proceeded to grasp this

lucky chance to get away. "I am leaving," I went on, "as soon as the

coffee is served. I shall look to you to send these gentlemen home in a

proper frame of mind toward the party."

His eyes glistened. Except his growing fortune, nothing delighted him so

much as a chance to "rough-house" his eminently respectable "pals." He

felt toward them that quaint mixture of envy, contempt and a desire to

fight which fills a gamin at sight of a fashionably dressed boy. He put

out his big hand and dampened mine with it. "You can count on me,

Senator," he said gratefully. "I'll trim 'em, comb and tail-feathers."

"Don't overlook their spurs," said I.

"They ain't got none," said he, "except those you lend 'em."

We returned to a table palled by sullen dread--dread of me, anger

against Dominick who, in the courage of his ignorance of the

conventionalities which restrained them, had taken the short, straight

cut to me and peace. And, as veterans in the no-quarter warfare of

ambition, they knew I had granted him peace on no less terms than their

heads.

They had all, even Roebuck, been drinking freely in the effort to

counteract the depression. But the champagne seemed only to aggravate

their gloom except in the case of young Jamieson. He had just succeeded,

through the death of his father, to the privilege of levying upon the

people of eleven counties by means of trolley franchises which the

legislature had granted his father in perpetuity in return for financial

services to "the party." It is, by the way, an interesting illustration

of the human being's lack of thinking power that a legislature could not

give away a small gold-mine belonging to the public to any man for even

a brief term of years without causing a revolution, but could and does

give away far more valuable privileges to plunder and to tax, and give

them away for ever, without causing any real stir. However--young

Jamieson's liquor, acting upon a mind that had not had enough experience

to appreciate the meaning of the situation, drove him on to insolent

taunts and boasts, addressed to his neighbors but intended for me. I

ignored him and, when the coffee was served, rose to depart.

Roebuck urged me to stay, followed me to the coat-room, took my coat

away from the servant and helped me with it. "I want to see you the

first thing in the morning, Harvey," said he.

"I'll call you up, if I have time," said I.

We came out of the cloak-room, his arm linked in mine, and crossed the

corner of the dining-room toward the outside door. Jamieson threw up his

arm and fluttered his hand in an impertinent gesture of farewell. "So

long, Senator Swollenhead," he cried in a thick voice. "We'll teach you

a lesson in how to treat gentlemen."

The last word--gentlemen--was just clearing his mouth when Dominick's

tea-pot, flung with all the force of the ex-prize-fighter's big muscles

and big body, landed in the midst of his broad white shirt-bosom. And

with the tea-pot Dominick hurled his favorite epithet from his garbage

barrel of language. With a yell Jamieson crashed over backward; his

flying legs, caught by the table, tilted it; his convulsive kicks sent

it over, and half the diners, including Dominick, were floored under it.

All this in a snap of the fingers. And with the disappearance of the

physical semblance of a company of civilized men engaged in dining in

civilized fashion, the last thin veneer over hate and fury was scraped

away. Curses and growling roars made a repulsive mess of sound over that

repulsive mess of unmasked, half-drunken, wholly infuriated brutes.

There is shrewd, sly wisdom snugly tucked away under the fable of the

cat changed into a queen and how she sprang from her throne at sight of

a mouse to pursue it on all fours. The best of us are, after all,

animals changed into men by the spell of reason; and in some

circumstances, it doesn't take much of a blow to dissolve that spell.

For those men in those circumstances, that blow proved sufficient.

Partridge extricated himself, ran round the table and kicked Jamieson in

the head--partly in punishment, perhaps, and because he needed just that

vent for his rage, but chiefly to get credit with me, for he glanced

toward me as he did it. Men, sprawling and squirming side by side on the

floor, lashed out with feet and fists, striking each other and adding to

the wild dishevelment. The candles set fire to the table-cloth and

before the blaze was extinguished burned several in the hair and

mustaches.

Dominick, roaring with laughter, came to Roebuck and me standing at the

door, both dazed at this magic shift of a "gentlemen's" dinner into a

bear-pit. "Granby's ghost is raisin' hell," said he.

But I had no impulse to laugh or to gloat. "Good night," said I to

Roebuck and hastened away.

It was the end of the attempt to mine the foundations of my power. But I

did not neglect its plain warning. As soon as the legislature assembled,

I publicly and strongly advocated the appointment of a joint committee

impartially to investigate all the cities of the state, those ruled by

my own party no less than those ruled by the opposition. The committee

was appointed and did its work so thoroughly that there was a popular

clamor for the taking away of the charters of the cities and for ruling

them from the state capital. It is hardly necessary to say that my

legislature and governor yielded to this clamor. And so the

semi-independent petty princes, the urban bosses, lost their

independence and passed under my control; and the "collections" which

had gone directly to them reached them by way of Woodruff as grants from

my machine, instead of as revenues of their own right.

Before this securing of my home power was complete, I had my

counter-attack upon the Burbank-Goodrich combine well under way.

Immediately on my return to Fredonia from the disastrous dinner, I sent

for the attorney general of the state, Ferguson. He was an ideal

combination of man and politician. He held to the standards of private

morality as nearly as it is possible for a man in active public life to

hold to them--far more nearly than most men dare or, after they have

become inured, care, to hold. He always maintained with me a firm but

tactful independence; he saw the necessity for the sordid side of

politics, but he was careful personally to keep clear of smutched or

besmutching work. He had as keen an instinct for popularity as a bee has

for blossoms; he knew how to do or to direct unpopular things on dark

nights with a dark lantern, how to do or to direct popular things in

full uniform on a white horse. I have never ordered any man to a task

that was not morally congenial; and I was careful to respect Ferguson's

notion of self-respect. I sent for him now, and outlined my plan--to

bring suits, both civil and criminal, in the Federal courts in the name

of the state, against Roebuck and his associates of the Power Trust.

When he had heard, he said: "Yes, Mr. Sayler, we can break up the Power

Trust, can cause the indictment and conviction of Mr. Roebuck. I can

prevent the United States Attorney General from playing any of the usual

tricks and defending the men whom the people think he is vigorously

prosecuting. But--"

"But?" said I encouragingly.

"Is this on the level? If I undertake these prosecutions, shall I be

allowed to push them _honestly_? Or will there be a private settlement

as soon as Roebuck and his crowd see their danger?"

"No matter what happens," I replied, "you shall prosecute at least the

civil suits to the end. I give you my word for that."

He thanked me warmly, for he appreciated that I was bestowing upon him

an enormous opportunity for national fame.

"And you?" said I. "If you succeed in this prosecution, will you remain

in the public service or will you accept the offers the interests will

make, and remove to New York and become a rich corporation lawyer?"

He reflected before answering. "That depends," said he. "If _you_ are

going to stay on in control in this state, I shall stick to public life,

for I believe you will let me have what I call a career. But, if you are

going to get out and leave me at the mercy of those fellows, I certainly

shan't stay where they can fool the people into turning on me."

"I shall stay on," said I; "and after me, there will be

Woodruff--unless, of course, there's some sort of cataclysm."

"A man must take chances," he answered. "I'll take that chance."

We called Woodruff into the consultation. Although he was not a lawyer,

he had a talent for taking a situation by the head and tail and

stretching it out and holding it so that every crease and wrinkle in it

could be seen. And this made him valuable at any conference.

In January we had our big battery loaded, aimed and primed. We unmasked

it, and Ferguson fired. I had expected the other side to act stupidly,

but I had not hoped for such stupidity as they exhibited. Burbank's year

of bathing in presidential flatteries and of fawning on and cringing to

the multi-millionaires and their agents hedging him around, had so

wrought upon him that he had wholly lost his point of view. And he let

his Attorney General pooh-pooh the proceedings,--this in face of the

great popular excitement and enthusiasm. It was not until Roebuck's

lawyers got far enough into the case against him to see his danger that

the administration stopped flying in the teeth of the cyclone of public

sentiment and began to pretend enthusiasm, while secretly plotting the

mistrial of Ferguson's cases. And not until the United States Attorney

General--a vain Goodrich creature whose talents were crippled by his

contempt for "the rabble" and "demagoguery"--not until he had it forced

upon him that Ferguson could not be counter-mined, did they begin to

treat with me for peace.

I shall not retail the negotiations. The upshot was that I let the

administration drop the criminal cases against Roebuck in return for the

restoration of my power in the national committee of the party to the

smallest ejected postmaster in the farthest state. The civil action was

pressed by Ferguson with all his skill as a lawyer and a

popularity-seeking politician; and he won triumphantly in the Supreme

Court--the lower Federal Court with its Power Trust judge had added to

his triumph by deciding against him.

Roebuck was, therefore, under the necessity of going through the

customary forms of outward obedience to the Supreme Court's order to him

to dissolve. He had to get at huge expense, and to carry out at huger, a

plan of reorganization. Though he was glad enough to escape thus

lightly, he dissembled his content and grumbled so loudly that Burbank's

fears were roused and arrangements were made to placate him. The scheme

adopted was, I believe, suggested by Vice-President Howard, as shrewd

and cynical a rascal as ever lived in the mire without getting smutch or

splash upon his fine linen of respectability.

For several years there had been a strong popular demand for a revision

of the tariff. The party had promised to yield, but had put off

redeeming its promise. Now, there arose a necessity for revising the

tariff in the interest of "the interests." Some of the schedules were

too low; others protected articles which the interests wanted as free

raw materials; a few could be abolished without offending any large

interests and with the effect of punishing some small ones that had been

niggard in contributing to the "campaign fund" which maintains the

standing army of political workers and augments it whenever a battle is

on. Accordingly, a revision of the tariff was in progress. To soothe

Roebuck, they gave him a tariff schedule that would enable him to

collect each year more than the total of the extraordinary expenses to

which I had put him. Roebuck "forgave" me; and I really forgave Burbank.

But I washed my hands of his administration. Not only did I actually

stand aloof but also I disassociated myself from it in the public mind.

When the crash should come, as come it must with such men at the helm, I

wished to be in a position successfully to take full charge for the work

of repair.

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