"Zay, Nathaniel?" the sober man said. "What can 'ee zay but that

you've been to Liskeard a auditing of accounts, and took an extra

glass? 'Twill be overlooked for once, sure enough, up there."

A day or so after Hicks met the sober man, and asked how Nathaniel had

got on that night.

The answer was: "He's a terrible affectionate man to his family, and

when we got home he took the babby out o' the cradle for to kiss 'un,

and valled vore with 'un over a vaggot of vurze. Jane, her got into a

passion and laid onto 'un with the broomstick, while he kep' tumblin'

over the babby. When I comed away her'd 'a thrashed 'un sober; and

they'd 'a got the babby on the dresser, naked, and was a-picking out

the prickles."

Hicks knew a man who was of a morose, fanatical humour; and this man

had married a widow with a brisk, merry wench for a daughter. Once he

reproved the girl for singing secular songs in this vale of woe, and

said to her: "Suppose you was took sudden, and called to your last

account with the _Soldier's Tear_ in your mouth?"

Another of his stories was of a chapel where they sang a Cornish

anthem; the females began--

Oh for a man! oh for a man! oh for a mansion in the sky!

To which the men, basses and tenors, responded--

Send down sal! send down sal! send down salvation from on high!

A boy at church--another of Hicks's anecdotes; he knew the boy

well--heard the parson give out the banns of "John So-and-so and Betsy

So-and-so, both of this parish. This is the third and last time of

asking."

"Mother," said the lad after service; "I shouldn't like it to be

proclaimed in church that sister Jane had been askin' for a husband

dree times afore her got one."

Again, another story told by Hicks:--

"Where be you a-bound to this afternoon?"

"Gwain to see the football match."

"Aw! Like to be a good un?"

"Yes, I reckon. There be a lot o' bitter feelin' betwixt the two teams."

But, indeed, the stories told by William Robert Hicks were many, and

for those who would desire more, let them get Mr. W. F. Collier's

_Tales and Sayings of W. R. Hicks_, Plymouth, Brendon and Son, 1893;

and look at "An Illustrious Obscure," by Abraham Hayward, Q.C., in the

_Morning Post_, 8th September, 1868; and J. C. Young's _Memoirs of C.

M. Young_, 1871, Vol. II, pp. 301-8.

Hicks died at Bodmin 5th September, 1868, at the age of sixty.

CAPTAIN TOBIAS MARTIN

Tobias Martin, better known as Cap'n Toby, was born in the parish of

Wendron on January 5th, 1747, and was the son of a father of the same

name, who was a common working miner, but afterwards was advanced to

be a mine agent, or captain of a mine, which situation he retained

during the remainder of his life.

The elder Cap'n Toby was passionately fond of reading, and read

promiscuously whatever came into his hand. But his main literary

passion was for poetry, and he speedily conceived that he possessed

the poetic _afflatus_, because he could string lines together that

rhymed more or less well. He went to a mine near Helston, but was

never in sufficiently good circumstances to be able to give his

children a moderate, let alone a superior education.

Tobias, his second son, inherited the father's love of reading and

liking for the Muse, and as a boy he bitterly lamented that he was not

sent to school.

Deprived through his father's poverty or negligence of the means of

education enjoyed by others, he resolved on supplying the deficiencies

of such instruction by self-application.

From an early age he was employed at the tin-stamping mills near

Helston and Redruth. After he became a man he worked underground on

his own account, i.e. in working setts that he had taken, and at other

times on what is termed among miners "tutwork and tribute."

He had a great ambition to learn French, and studied diligently a

French grammar that he found among his father's books; but, of course,

remained perfectly ignorant of the pronunciation, though able to write

a few sentences and read a book in that language.

Proud of the former capability, he composed some lines in French, or

what he supposed to be French, and wrote them on the belfry door. A Mr.

William Sandys, an attorney at Helston, happening to see these lines,

inquired who had written them, and when he learned that they were by

Toby Martin, he gave him a letter to a Mrs. Brown, who had resided some

time in France, and was believed to have the language at her tongue's

end, to this effect: "The Bearer, Tobias Martin, wishes to learn French,

but his pockets are low." From her Toby did receive some lessons.

Mr. Sandys occasionally employed him, as he could write well, to

assist in his office; he also appointed him toller of the dues

arriving from tin-bounds in Breage, belonging to the Praed family,

which appointment he held to the time of his death.

In 1772 he married Mary Peters, of Helston, and by her had ten children,

four sons and six daughters. In the same year, and, indeed, at the very

same time, Mr. Sandys offered him a situation as escort to his eldest

son, Mr. William Sandys, into France, where the latter was to remain so

as to acquire proficiency in the French language. And--what was somewhat

rough on Toby--he had to leave with his charge the day after his

marriage. The place chosen for William Sandys to acquire French was

singularly badly chosen: it was Painpol, in Brittany, where the natives

talk Breton, and what French they do speak is of an inferior quality and

very unlike that spoken in Paris or Touraine.

After having seen his charge safe to Painpol, Toby returned to Helston

and to his wife.

Next year (1773) in August Toby was despatched again to Painpol, this

time to bring young William home. On his return he set to work to

acquire the Dutch language and learn Latin; but, indeed, there was

scarcely a subject that did not attract him, and that he did not

strive to acquire some knowledge of. It was unfortunate for him that

his studies were so desultory, that he was "Jack of many trades and

master of none."

Some years after his return from France he was appointed captain at

Camborne Vean Mine. He also held the situation of managing agent of

Wheal Heriot's Foot, commonly called Herod's Foot, near Liskeard.

A story is told of him which Mr. Tregellas gives in his _Cornish

Character and Characteristics_ under a fictitious name. Captain Toby

was having his pint of ale at a tavern, when in comes a miner who was

wont to be called "Old Blowhard," and was not esteemed trusty or

diligent as a workman.

"How are 'ee, Capp'n?" says Bill.

"Clever. How art thee?"

"Purty well as for health," says Bill, "but I want a job. Can 'ee give

us waun ovver to your new bal?"

"No, we're full," replied the Captain.

"How many men have 'ee goat ovver theere?" asked Old Blowhard.

"How many? Why we've two sinking a air-shaft through the flockan, and

two to taakle, and that's fower; and theere's two men in the oddit,

and a booay to car tools and that, and that makes three moore, and

that oaltogether es seben."

"And how many cappuns have 'ee goat?" said Bill.

"How many? Why ten."

"What! ten cappuns to watch over seben men? I doan't b'lieve you can

maake that out, for the 'venturers would'n stand it."

"'Tes zackly so then, and I'll maak it out to 'ee in a moment. Waun

cappun es 'nough we oal knaw, but at the laast mittin, the 'venturers

purposed to have waun of the 'venturers' sons maade a cappun, and to

larn, they said; and so a draaper's son, called Sems, was put weth me

from school, at six pound a month, and a shaare of what we had in the

'count-house."

"Well, but how can you maake ten of you and he?"

"Why, I'll tell 'ee how, and you mind 'nother time, Bill, for theere's

somethin' of scholarin' in ut. Now see this: I myself am waun, baent I?"

"Iss, sure," said Bill.

"Well, and theest oft to knaw that young Sems es nawthin'; well, when

theest ben to school so long as I have, theest knaw that waun with a

nought attached to un do maake 10, and so 'tes zackly like that."

In the year 1790 Toby's wife died, and he was left with all his ten

children on his hands. One of these soon died, and he sent for the

sexton, who, after having been regaled with liquor, declared with

gushing emotion, "Lor' bless ee, Cap'n Toby, I'd as soon deg a grave

for 'ee as for any man with whom I be acquainted." In 1792 he married

Ann James, a widow, who kept a small public-house at Porthleven, and

by her had four children, two sons and two daughters.

A short time after his marriage he took the Horse and Jockey Tavern in

Helston, which he kept for four years, and then the "Helston Arms," of

which he was host for five more. He still retained his situation of

mine-agent in Wheal Ann tin mine in Wendron, about two and a half miles

from Helston, where, on quitting the last-mentioned inn, and after the

mine had failed, he lived for some years as captain of Wheal Trevenen,

which was run by a company, but the smelting was consigned to a

speculator of Truro named Daubuz,[34] who had with him one Coad as a

clerk. After a while Martin supposed that Daubuz was swindling the

company, and about the same time Coad quarrelled with Daubuz, and

pretended to reveal how he had been cheating; thereupon the Adventurers

set up their own smelting works. Martin's account of Daubuz must not be

accepted as true. He wrote full of vindictive hate. Anyhow, a

misunderstanding arose between him and the company respecting his

accounts. The Adventurers debited him with a large sum, which ought to

have been and was afterwards charged to the purser. In September, 1811,

at a general meeting of the Adventurers, a Mr. Wyatt, auditor of the

accounts, accused Captain Toby of having falsified his books. This he

stoutly denied, and insisted that his accounts were correct. In

November, 1811, he received his dismissal, not as having acted

fraudulently, but on the plea that he was too old and past work. He was

discharged accordingly in his sixty-second year, and he applied for and

got work at other mines. A year passed before Captain Toby could have

his accounts investigated, and then he received from the purser a copy

of an account, wherein a balance of £109 6s. 6d. appeared against him.

To this he objected, and a dispute arose that lasted some time.

On February 1st, 1812, he was arrested for debt, and confined in the

sheriff's ward at Bodmin for over two months before an accommodation

was arrived at, and he was discharged.

As he could not get Mr. Wyatt to have the accounts inspected, for he

proved shifty, Captain Toby was obliged to appeal to the Vice-Warden

of the Stannaries to issue an order for the investigation of the

accounts. This alarmed Wyatt, and it was mutually agreed that they

should be gone through by Mr. Richard Tyacke, of Godolphin. Mr. Tyacke

in a very short time found that the balance against Martin was only

£29 18s. 4d., and that then there was owing to him from the company

nearly a twelvemonth's wage. He accordingly in February, 1813,

published the following notice:--

"_To the Public._

"Having been requested to examine some disputed accounts between

Trevenen Adventurers and Captain Tobias Martin, I find from

investigation that the errors in dispute were _not_ contained in

his account, but in those prepared against him.

"RICHARD TYACKE."

After this he received from the company the balance of his salary, and

that put an end to the business. His connection with Wheal Trevenen

having ceased, he worked at Wheal Vorah as captain to 1817, when he

was in his sixty-ninth year. Then he was appointed storekeeper to the

mine and to keep the stock accounts at six guineas per month; and this

situation he filled till March, 1817, when in his seventy-ninth year

he was superannuated at three and a half guineas per month.

On June 4th, 1825, his wife died, and not long after he received the

news of the death of his eldest son, Tobias, under tragical

circumstances, at Washington, U.S.A. The younger Tobias and his wife

had a daughter, a child who went gathering fruit in the hedges of some

land belonging to a rough fellow, who finding her there, carried away

her basket and took as well some of her wearing apparel. When Tobias

Martin the younger heard of this he and his wife went to remonstrate

and ask for the return of the basket and the garments. An altercation

ensued, and the man of whom they complained with his revolver shot

Tobias Martin dead.

This shock broke down the old captain. He had always loved his glass,

but now he took to it more freely than ever, and was often intoxicated.

He died on April 9th, 1828, in the eighty-first year of his age, and

he was buried in Breage churchyard.

Captain Tobias Martin's poems were published at Helston in 1831, and a

second edition in 1856. They are absolutely worthless as poetry, and one

may look in vain through them to find an original or a poetic idea. But

as we have given this man's life, a specimen of the stuff he wrote must

also be given, and one of his shortest compositions will suffice.

Come, sweet content! best gift of bounteous heav'n,

Correct my mind and bend my stubborn ways;

'Tis thou alone canst make life's journey even,

And crown with happiness my future days.

Why should I grieve or murmur at my lot?

Why disobedient to the heav'nly will?

I cannot turn my thoughts where God is not,

He is my comfort and my refuge still.

Blest with content, I will observe His ways;

On earth I can no greater blessing find.

Serene and calm, thus let me spend my days,

And banish discontentment from my mind.

In his religious views Toby Martin was a Deist or Unitarian. In

personal appearance he was inclined to corpulency. His countenance was

large and open, and he stood five feet nine inches high.

FOOTNOTE:

[34] He calls Daubuz a Jew. The first Daubuz to settle at Truro was a

Moses. But the family claims Huguenot extraction.

THE MAYOR OF BODMIN

When Henry VIII died, Edward VI was aged but ten, and the unprincipled

Protector Somerset took the reins of power into his own hands; and as

he was a strong partisan of the reformers, and enriched himself on the

plunder of the Church, he carried out what he considered to be reforms

with a high hand, with the assistance of the Council, which was filled

with creatures equally rapacious and equally devoid of principle. As

the monasteries had all been suppressed, and the monks and nuns turned

adrift, these poor homeless wretches wandered over the country

entreating alms. In November, 1548, an Act was passed ordering all

such to be branded on the hand, and on repetition of the offence to be

adjudged to slavery.

The baneful effects of the dissolution of the monasteries had,

moreover, been severely felt by the people, for the monks had been

ever ready to afford shelter and relief in sickness or distress, and

the indigent were now driven to frightful extremities throughout the

land, much as would be the case nowadays were the workhouses and poor

laws to be abolished. The monks, moreover, had been most kind and

considerate landlords, and, always residing in their monasteries, what

money they drew in rents from their tenants was spent on the land. But

no sooner were the rapacious hands of the nobles laid on the property

of the Church, than these new proprietors demanded exorbitant rents,

and very generally spent the money in London. The cottagers were

reduced to misery by the enclosure of the commons on which they had

formerly fed their cattle.

Added to all this came violent changes in the services of the Church.

Candles were forbidden to be carried on Candlemas Day, ashes to be

used on Ash Wednesday, and palms on Palm Sunday; all images were to be

removed from the churches, and even the sacred form of the Redeemer on

the Cross above the rood was not respected.

Several of the bishops objected to these proceedings, but Somerset was

inexorable. Then several colleges, chantries, and free chapels, as

well as fraternities and guilds, were abolished, and their lands and

goods confiscated to the King, which, being sold at very small prices,

enriched many of the Protestant hangers-on of the Court, and

strengthened their resolution to maintain the changes.

These violent and hasty proceedings provoked widespread discontent and

even exasperation. The first disturbances arose in the county of

Cornwall, where one Body, a commissioner sent down to "purify" the

churches, was stabbed in the back whilst pulling down images in a

church.[35] Thence they quickly spread into the counties of Devon,

Wilts, Somerset, Hants, Sussex, Kent, Essex, Gloucester, Hereford,

Worcester, Leicester, Oxford, Norfolk, and York. In most parts the

rioters were quickly put down, but the disorders in Devonshire and

Norfolk threatened more dangerous consequences (1549). The commotion

first broke out at Sampford Courtenay on Whit Monday, the day after

the Act for reforming the Church Service had been put in force. The

people assembled and forced the priest to say Mass in the ancient

manner, instead of using the Book of Common Prayer. The commotion

spread through the adjoining parishes, and many came up out of

Cornwall; many of the disaffected gentry of the two counties placed

themselves at the head of the insurgents; among them were Sir Thomas

Pomeroy, Mr. Coffin, and Mr. Humphry Arundell, and the body swelled to

10,000 men. They then laid siege to Exeter, but the citizens shut

their gates against them. Some attempts were made to scale the walls,

which being repulsed, the rebels endeavoured to gain admittance by

burning the gates. The citizens, by adding more wood to the fires,

kept the enemy back till they had raised fresh defences within. After

this the insurgents sought to effect a breach by mining the walls.

Having completed their mine, laid their powder, and rammed the mouth,

before they could explode it the citizens had drenched the powder by

means of a countermine filled with water.

Lord Russell, glutted with the plunder of the Church, was sent to

relieve the city, but the rebels cut down trees and laid them in his

way, so that he could not approach, and after burning some villages he

determined on withdrawing to Honiton. He now found his retreat cut off,

and he was constrained to give battle on Clyst Heath, and defeated them

with great slaughter, killing 600 men. "Such was the valour and

stoutness of these men," says Hooker, "that the Lord Grey reported

himself that he never, in all the wars that he had been in, did know the

like." The ringleaders were taken and executed. The vicar of S. Thomas

by Exeter, who was with them, was conveyed to his church and hanged

from the tower, where his body was left to dangle for four years.

The defeat was on the 7th August, and the rebels were pursued to

Launceston, every one falling into the hands of the King's troops being

put to death. Arundell and other gentlemen were, however, taken

prisoners. The Lords of the Council wrote to Lord Russell on the 21st

August congratulating him on his success, and directing him to search

for Sir Thomas Pomeroy, and to "send up Sir Humphry Arundell, Maunder,

and the Mayor of Bodmin, and two or three of the rankest traitors." They

desired him to delay a short time the issue of a general pardon. In the

same month Lord Russell, William, Lord Grey of Wilton, and Sir William

Herbert, informed the Council that they sent up Pomeroy, Arundell, and

other prisoners; and they observed that Castle, Arundell's secretary,

went up not as a prisoner, but as an accuser of his former employer.

Nicholas Boyer, the Mayor of Bodmin, had escaped capture. But the King's

army pursued the dispersed Cornishmen into the duchy; and Sir Anthony

Kingston, Provost-Marshal, arrived at Bodmin, where the Mayor was snugly

ensconced in his house, and congratulating himself on his escape,

trusted that it was not known that he had taken part in the rising.

No sooner was Sir Anthony in the town than he wrote to Boyer, announcing

his intention of dining with him on a certain day. The Mayor felt highly

honoured at such a mark of confidence and condescension, and made great

preparations, brought out his best plate and linen and wine, and ordered

pasties and siskins and dainty cates of all kinds to be prepared in his

kitchen, so as to receive his guest with becoming hospitality.

A little before dinner the Provost took him aside and whispered in his

ear that execution must that day be done in the town, and nowhere so

suitably as in the street in front of Boyer's door, and he desired

that a gallows might be erected by the time the dinner was ended. The

Mayor complied with the request, and during the meal the hammering of

the carpenters could be heard. The Provost was cheery and jocose, and

if Boyer had been nervous at first, this wore off under the friendly

conversation of his guest.

When dinner was concluded, Sir Anthony asked if the little job he had

ordered had been carried out, and when Boyer assured him that it was

so, "I pray you," said the Provost, "bring me to the place." Thereupon

he took the Mayor by the hand and led him forth before his door, in

the kindliest manner imaginable.

On seeing the gallows, the Provost asked Boyer whether he thought them

strong enough to sustain the weight of a stout man. "Aye," replied the

Mayor; "doubtless they be so."

"Well, then," said the Provost, "get up speedily, for they are

prepared for you."

"I hope," exclaimed the astonished and disconcerted Mayor, "that you

mean not what you speak."

"In very faith," said Sir Anthony Kingston, "there is no remedy, for

you have been a busy rebel."

And so, without trial or defence, he was hanged before his own door by

the man who had just dined at his table.

Sir John Hayward, who relates this incident, tells also the story of a

miller who resided near Bodmin. This man had been a "busy rebel," and

fearing the wrath of the Provost-Marshal, he told a "sturdy, tall

fellow, his servant," that he had occasion to go from home, and that

if any one should inquire for the miller, the fellow should affirm

that he was the man, and that he had been so for three years. The

Provost came to the mill and inquired for the miller, and the servant

at once presented himself as such. The Provost inquired how long he

had kept the mill. "These three years," answered the servant.

"String him up on the nearest tree!" ordered Sir Anthony.

The fellow then cried out that he was not the miller, but the miller's

man. "Nay, sir," said the Provost, "I will take thee at thy word; and if

thou beest the miller, thou art a busy knave; if thou beest not, thou

art a false lying knave; whatsoever thou art, thou shalt be hanged."

When others told him that the man was in reality only the miller's

servant, the Provost replied, "Could he ever have done his master a

better service than to hang in his stead?" and so he was despatched.

Hals says: "Mayow, of Cleoyan, in S. Columb Major, was hanged at a

tavern signpost in that town, of whom tradition says his crime was not

capital; and therefore his wife was advised by her friends to hasten

to the town after the Marshal and his men, who had him in custody, and

beg for his life, which accordingly she prepared to do. And to render

herself the more amiable petitioner before the Marshal's eyes, this

dame spent so much time in attiring herself, and putting on her French

hood, then in fashion, that her husband was put to death before her

arrival. In like manner the Marshal hanged John Payne, the mayor or

portreeve of St. Ives, on a gallows erected in the middle of that

town, whose arms are still to be seen in one of the fore seats in that

church, viz. in a plain field, three pineapples."

Humphry Arundell, who had headed the rebels, was the son of Roger

Arundell, of Helland, and he had been appointed Governor of S. Michael's

Mount in 1539. He had married Elizabeth, daughter of Sir John Fulford.

After his capture he was taken up to London, confined in the Tower, and

hanged at Tyburn, 27th January, 1549-50. Sir Thomas Pomeroy, of Berry

Pomeroy, managed to save his life, but suffered severely in his estate.

He married Jane, daughter of Sir Piers Edgcumbe, of Cothele.

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