For some time Lord Camelford had been acquainted with a Mrs. Simmons,

who had formerly lived under the protection of a Mr. Best, a friend of

his lordship. Some mutual acquaintance told him that Best had said

something slighting of him to this woman. This so exasperated Lord

Camelford that on March 6th, 1804, meeting Mr. Best in the Prince of

Wales's Coffee-house, he went up to him and said in threatening tones:

"I find, sir, that you have spoken of me in most unwarrantable terms."

Mr. Best replied that he was quite unconscious of having done so. Lord

Camelford, then speaking loud enough for every one present to hear,

declared that he knew well enough what Best had said to Mrs. Simmons,

and that he esteemed him, Best, to be "a scoundrel, a liar, and a

ruffian."

Best could do no other than send him a challenge, but with it an

assurance that his lordship had been misinformed, as no such words had

ever passed his lips. He expected, accordingly, that Lord Camelford

would acknowledge his mistake, and then all would be as before. But

Lord Camelford would listen to no explanation, and a meeting was

appointed to take place the following morning.

Lord Camelford went to his lodgings in Bond Street, and there wrote

his will, and added to it the following declaration: "There are many

other matters, which at another time I might be inclined to mention,

but I will say nothing more at present than that in the present

contest I am fully and entirely the aggressor, as well in the spirit

as in the letter of the word. Should I, therefore, lose my life in a

contest of my own seeking, I most solemnly forbid any of my friends or

relations, let them be of whatsoever description they may, from

instituting any vexatious proceedings against my antagonist; and

should, notwithstanding the above declaration on my part, the laws of

the land be put in force against him, I desire that this part of my

will may be made known to the King, in order that his royal heart may

be moved to extend his mercy towards him."

From this it would appear that Lord Camelford was convinced that he

had made a mistake, and no longer believed that Best had used the

expressions attributed to him. At the same time he was too proud to

admit that he had been mistaken, and submit to make a public apology.

His lordship quitted his lodgings between one and two on the morning

of Wednesday, the 7th March, and slept at a tavern, with a view to

avoid the officers of the police, should they get wind of the proposed

meeting and prevent it.

Agreeably to the appointment made by the seconds, Lord Camelford and

Mr. Best met early in the morning at a coffee-house in Oxford Street,

and here again Mr. Best made an attempt at a reconciliation, and

renewed the assurance that he never had uttered the words reported to

have been said by him. "Camelford," said he, "we have been friends,

and I know the unsuspecting generosity of your nature. Upon my honour,

you have been imposed upon by a strumpet. Do not insist on prosecuting

a quarrel in which one of us must fall."

To this Lord Camelford replied, "Best, this is child's play! the thing

must go on."

Mr. Best was esteemed the best shot in England, and his lordship

dreaded, should he retract the offensive words used by himself at the

coffee-house, that malicious folk might say he did it out of fear.

Accordingly his lordship and Mr. Best, on horseback, took the road to

Kensington, followed by a post-chaise, in which were the two seconds.

On their arrival at the "Horse and Groom," about a quarter to eight,

the parties dismounted, and proceeded along the path leading to the

fields behind Holland House. The seconds measured the ground, and they

took their station at the distance of thirty paces. Lord Camelford

fired first, but missed his aim. A space of some seconds intervened,

and then Best fired; whereupon Lord Camelford fell.

The seconds, together with Mr. Best, at once ran to his assistance,

when he is said to have grasped the hand of his antagonist, and to

have said, "Best, I am a dead man; you have killed me, but I freely

forgive you."

The report of the pistols had attracted attention, and several persons

were seen running up, whereupon Best and his second got into the

post-chaise and drove off at a gallop.

One of Lord Holland's gardeners now approached, and Lord Camelford's

second ran to summon a surgeon, Mr. Thompson, of Kensington, and bring

him to the spot.

Meanwhile the gardener hallooed to his fellows to stop the

post-chaise; but the dying man interposed, saying "that he did not

wish them to be arrested; he was himself the aggressor, and he forgave

the gentleman as he trusted that God would forgive him."

Meanwhile a sedan-chair was procured, and his lordship was conveyed to

Little Holland House, the residence of a Mr. Ottey, and a messenger

was despatched to the Rev. W. Cockburne, Lord Camelford's cousin, to

inform him as to what had taken place. That gentleman at once

communicated with the police, and then hurried to his noble relative.

By this time others had arrived, Mr. Knight, the domestic surgeon of

his lordship, and his most intimate friend, Captain Barrie. The wound

was examined, and was pronounced to be mortal.

Lord Camelford continued in agonies of pain during the whole day, when

laudanum was administered, and he was able to obtain some sleep during

the night, so that in the morning he felt easier.

During the second day his spirits revived, and he conversed with those

about his bed. The surgeons, however, could not give the smallest hope

of recovery. To the Rev. W. Cockburne, who remained with him till he

expired, his lordship expressed his confidence in the mercy of God;

and he said that he received much comfort from the reflection that he

felt no ill-will against any man. In the moments of his greatest pain

he cried out that he trusted the sufferings he endured might be

accepted as some expiation for the crimes of his life.

He lingered, free from acute pain, from Thursday till Saturday

evening, about half-past eight, when mortification set in and he

breathed his last.

On the evening of his decease an inquest was held on the body, and a

verdict of wilful murder returned against "some person or persons

unknown."

Thereupon a bill of indictment was preferred against Mr. Best and his

second, but this was ignored by the grand jury.

As Thomas, the second Baron Camelford, died without issue, Boconnoc

passed to his sister, Lady Grenville.

A life of Lord Camelford, with portrait, was published in London

(Mace, New Russell Court, Strand), 1804.

The Rev. W. Cockburne also wrote _An Authentic Account of the late

Unfortunate Death of Lord Camelford_, London (J. Hatchard), 1804. As

in this he animadverted on the negligence of the magistrates in not

preventing the duel, Mr. Cockburne was answered by one of them, Philip

New, in _A Letter to the Rev. Wm. Cockburne_, London (J. Ginger,

Piccadilly), 1804.

WILLIAM NOYE

Cornwall has no great cause to boast of William Noye as her son. He

was undoubtedly a shrewd, subtle, and learned lawyer; but he was

wholly without principle and consistency.

He was the son of Edward Noye, of Carnanton, in Mawgan parish, and

grandson of William Noy, or Noye, of Pendrea, in Buryan. He was born at

this latter place, it is asserted, in 1577. In 1593 he entered Exeter

College, Oxford, and thence removed to Lincoln's Inn to study common

law. He represented Grampound in Parliament 1603-14, Fowey 1623-5, S.

Ives 1625-7, Helston 1627-31. In Parliament he proved himself an able

and determined opponent to the encroachment of the Royal prerogative.

Hals says: "In the beginning of the reyne of King Charles I he was

specially famous for beinge one of the boldest and stoutest champions of

the subjects' liberty in Parliament that the western parts of England

afforded; which beinge observed by the Court party, Kinge Charles was

advised by his Cabinet Councill that it wold be a prudent course to

divert the force and power of Noye's skill, logick, and rhetorique

another waye, by givinge him som Court preferment. Whereupon Kinge

Charles made him his Attorney-General, 1631, by which expedient he was

soon metamorphized from an asserter of the subjects' liberty and

property to a most zealous and violent promoter of the despotick and

arbitrary prerogative or monarchy of his Prince; soe that like the

image of Janus at Rome, he looked forward and backward, and by means

thereof greatly enriched himself.--Amongst other things, he is reflected

upon by our chronologers for beinge the principal contriver of the

ship-money tax, layd by Kinge Charles upon his subjects for settinge

forth a navye, or fleet of shipps at sea, without the consent of Lords

or Commons in Parliament, which moneys were raysed by writt of the

sheriffs of all countys and commissioners, and for a long tyme brought

into the exchequer twenty thousand pound per mensem, to the greate

distast of the Parliament, the layety, and clergye, who declard against

it as an unlawfull tax."

Noye's appointment as Attorney-General was on October 27th, 1631. He was

not the only one who was a turncoat. Sir Thomas Wentworth, afterwards

created Earl of Strafford, Sir Dudley Digges, and Littleton also

apostatized. Wentworth, the most renowned of the set, after being one of

the sturdiest of the reformers and boldest declaimers in the House of

Commons--after suffering imprisonment for refusing to contribute to the

forced loan--this eminent person, a gentleman of Yorkshire, who boasted

his descent, by bastardy, from the royal line of the Plantagenets, out

of a very ignoble rivalry and an ambition for rank and title (even his

friends could discover no purer motives), sold himself body and soul to

the Court. Sir Dudley Digges, though a spirited debater and a man of

talent, had been known for some time to be without principle, and, upon

being offered the post of Master of the Rolls, he closed at once with

the bargain and turned round upon his former friends.

Noye and Littleton were both distinguished lawyers. Noye's _Treatise

of the Principall Grounds and Maximes_ _of the Laws of this

Kingdom_ has gone through numerous editions down to 1870. His

_Compleat Lawyer_ has also been republished frequently. Noye as

Attorney-General, and Littleton as Solicitor-General, now used their

wits and their knowledge to explain and stretch the prerogative, and

they did this apparently without a blush at the recollection of their

previous conduct when they had combated for the rights of Parliament

and the liberties of the people.

[Illustration: SIR WILLIAM NOYE, ATTORNEY GENERAL TO KING CHARLES THE

FIRST]

Among Howell's _Familiar Letters_ is one to Sir Arthur Ingram at York.

"Our greatest news here now is, that we have a new Attorney-General,

which is news indeed, considering the humour of the man, how he hath

been always ready to entertain any cause whereby he might clash with

the Prerogative: but now Judg Richardson told him, his head full of

Proclamations and Decrees, how to bring money into the Exchequer. He

hath lately found out amongst the old records of the Tower some

precedents for raising a tax called Ship-Money in all the Port-Towns

when the kingdom is in danger. Whether we are in danger or no, at

present 'twere presumption in me to judg."

That England needed a fleet to protect her could not be disputed.

Howell admits as much. "One with half an eye may see we cannot be

secure while such large fleets of men-of-war, both Spanish, French,

Dutch, and Dunkirkers, some of them laden with ammunition, men, arms,

and armies, do daily sail on our seas and confront the King's chambers

(guns), while we have only three or four ships abroad to guard our

coast and kingdom, and to preserve the fairest flower of the crown,

the dominion of the Narrow Sea, which I hear the French Cardinal

begins to question, and the Hollander lately would not vail to one of

His Majesties ships that brought over the Duke of Lenox and my Lord

Weston from Bullen (Boulogne); and indeed we are jeer'd abroad that we

send no more ships to guard our seas."[20]

Dunkirk was peculiarly obnoxious, as it was a nest of pirates that fell

on our small trading vessels, and even Algerines came with impunity to

our coasts and carried off captives as slaves in Africa. The Dutch,

taking advantage of the domestic broils in England, had greatly advanced

their commerce, and were prepared to dispute with England the command of

the Channel. They excluded English vessels from the northern fisheries,

and went so far as to claim and to exercise the right of fishing along

the English coasts. The Navy of France, moreover, was also rapidly

augmented, under the fostering care of Richelieu.

Hitherto the ports on the coast had contributed towards the defence of

the land and the protection of our shipping, but the inland towns had

been exempted. This was not reasonable, and Charles resolved on

imposing a general tax to provide England with a fleet. He had

recourse to Noye instead of placing the matter before Parliament.

Noye, says Clarendon, "was wrought upon by degrees by the great

persons that steered the public affairs to be an instrument in all

their designs, turning his learning and industry to the discovery of

sources of revenue, and to the justifying them when found--thinking

that he could not give a clearer testimony that his knowledge of the

law was greater than all other men's, than by making that law which

all other men believed to be not so. So he moulded, framed, and

pursued the odious and crying project of soap, and with his own hand

drew and prepared the writ for ship-money, both which will be lasting

monuments of his fame."

About the soap monopoly presently.

The first writ was issued by the Lords of the Council "for the

assessing and levying of the ship-money against this next spring," on

the 20th October, 1634. It was signed by the King, and was addressed

to the mayor, commonalty and citizens of London, and to the sheriffs

and good men in the said city and in the liberties thereof. They were

commanded by the 1st March to provide one ship of war of 900 tons with

350 men at the least, one other ship of war of 800 tons and 260 men at

the least, four other ships of war of 500 tons with 200 men in each,

and another ship of war of 300 tons with 150 men. They were further

ordered to supply those ships with guns, powder, and all necessary

arms, with double tackling, provisions, and stores; as also to defray

at their charges the men's wages for twenty-six weeks. The Common

Council remonstrated, declaring that by their ancient liberties they

ought to be free from any such burden; but the Privy Council rejected

the remonstrance, and compelled submission.

At the beginning of the following year, 1635, the writs, after having

been served along the sea-board, were sent to the inland counties, but

from them money was asked in lieu of ships at the rate of £3300 for

every ship, and the local magistrates were empowered to assess all the

inhabitants for a contribution.

In spite of the resistance offered to the exaction of this tax in 1635

and the following year a fleet was raised, the Dutch fishing vessels

were driven from the coast, and a number of English slaves were

rescued from Moorish pirates.

Howell wrote to Mr. Philip Warwick in Paris:[21] "The greatest news we

have here is that we have a gallant Fleet Royal ready to set to sea for

the security of our Coasts and Commerce, and for the sovereignty of our

seas. Hans (the Hanseatic League) said the King of England was asleep

all the while, but now he is awake. Nor, do I hear, doth your French

Cardinal tamper any longer with our King's title and right to the

dominion of the Narrow Seas. These are brave fruits of the Ship-Money."

The King was still in great straits for money, and he turned for help

to Noye. The Parliament had insisted on the suppression of monopolies,

but Charles revived them by Noye's advice; and for the sum of £10,000

which they paid for their patent, and for a duty of £8 upon every ton

of soap they should make, he granted to a company a charter according

to it the exclusive privilege to make and to sell soap. The patent had

a proviso in it permitting every soap-boiler then exercising his trade

in England to become a member of the chartered company; and that

precious turncoat, Noye, who devised the project, considered that in

this way he had evaded the letter of the law, as the Act of Parliament

forbidding monopolies had been directed against individuals and

against some two or three monopolists favoured by the Court. These

incorporated soap-boilers, as part of their bargains, received powers

to appoint searchers; and they exercised a sort of inquisition over

the trade. Such dealers as resisted their interference, or tried to

make soap on their own account, were handed over to the tender mercies

of the Star Chamber.

This precedent was followed by the creation of a similar company of

starch-makers.

The King and Laud, who had been promised the primacy on the death of

Archbishop Abbot, were embarked together on an evil course. Laud

believed in the Divine Right of Kings, and he was a man totally devoid

of suavity of manner and of breadth of mind. He would compel all men to

think as he thought, and act as he chose. That wheat and tares should

grow together till the harvest was a doctrine of the Gospel he could not

comprehend, and his energies and power were directed towards the

forcible uprooting of the tares in the field of the Church, and the

tares were the heterodox Puritans. Between him and the King they would

allow no liberty to men either in their bodies and goods, or in their

souls and consciences. That there should be crabbed and crooked sticks

Laud would not allow; all must be clean and straight as willow wands. To

the civil despotism alone as exercised by Charles, the English people

might possibly have submitted for some time longer, for the ship-money

had produced the desired effect; but the scourge of Laud lashed them to

fury. And Noye was the scourge Laud employed in the Star Chamber. Hammon

Le Strange, in his _Life of King Charles I_, says that Noye became so

servilely addicted to the King's prerogative, by ferreting out old penal

statutes and devising new exactions, that he was the most pestilential

vexation of the subject that the age produced.

When William Prynne, a barrister of Lincoln's Inn, was brought (1634)

before the Star Chamber to answer for his book _Histrio-Mastix, or the

Players' Scourge_, it was Noye who filed information against him.

Prynne attacked all plays, masques, and dances. The offence charged

against him was this: "Although he knew that His Majesty's royal

Queen, the Lords of the Council, etc. were in festivals oftentimes

present spectators of some masques and dances, and many recreations

that were tolerable and in themselves sinless, and so declared to be

by a book printed in the time of His Majesty's royal father; yet Mr.

Prynne, in his book, hath railed not only against stage-plays,

comedies, dancings, and all other exercises of the people, and against

all such as frequent or behold them; but further, in particular,

against hunting, public festivals, Christmas-keeping, bond-fires, and

May-poles; nay, even against the dressing up of houses with green

ivy." He was further accused of directly casting aspersions upon the

Queen, and of stirring up the people to discontent against the King,

whom he had spoken of in "terms unfit for so sacred a person."

The whole tenor of the book, according to Noye, was not less against

the Church of England than against these amusements, and their Sacred

Majesties for countenancing them. "The music in the Church," said the

Attorney-General, "the charitable terms he giveth it is, not to be a

noise of men, but rather a bleating of bruit beasts; choristers bellow

the tenor as it were oxen, bark a counter-point as a kennel of dogs,

roar out a treble like a sort of bulls, grunt out a bass as it were a

number of hogs ... also his general censure of all the bishops and of

all the clergy; they scorn to feed the poor--these silk and satin

divines. Very charitable terms upon those of the Church. Christmas, as

it is kept, is a devil's Christmas--nay, he doth bestow a great number

of pages to make men affect the name of Puritan, as though Christ were

a Puritan, and so he saith in his Index."

The fact was Prynne was a narrow-minded, cantankerous fanatic, whose

only idea of religion was of an acrid nature, and who looked upon all

entertainments as wicked. He complained that forty thousand playbooks

had been sold in London, and that there was no keen demand for printed

sermons; that Ben Jonson's plays and poems had been published on

better paper than Bibles.

Instead of treating Prynne, as a religious maniac, with good-humoured

contempt, he was sentenced by the Star Chamber to pay £10,000, be

branded on the forehead, have his nostril slit, and his ears cropped.

This infamous sentence was executed, and then Prynne was sent to the

Fleet, where he was to endure imprisonment till he retracted and

apologized. So far from apologizing, he sent from the Fleet to Laud a

stinging letter about the Star Chamber sentences, which letter Laud

showed to the King, and then, by the King's command, showed it to

Noye. Noye had Prynne forthwith brought to his chamber, exhibited the

letter, and asked him whether he acknowledged his handwriting. Prynne

replied that he could not tell unless he were allowed a close

inspection of it. The letter being then placed in his hands, and Mr.

Attorney Noye having retired to his closet for a pressing necessity,

Prynne, when his back was turned, tore it to shreds and threw the

scraps out of the window. Noye then brought Prynne again before the

Star Chamber, but Laud now interfered, and urged that the matter of

the insulting letter might not be pressed against him.

In 1636, as soon as he could get hold of ink and paper, this

incorrigible pamphleteer published fresh attacks on the bishops, among

others _News from Ipswich_, under the name of Matthew White. He was

again dragged before the Star Chamber, and was fined £5000 and ordered

to lose the rest of his ears, to be branded on both cheeks with "S.

L." for "Seditious Libeller." Noye, however, had no part in this final

persecution; nor did he live to see the results to the King of the

course he had recommended and which had been pursued.

His health began to fail, and he went to Tunbridge Wells to drink the

waters. They, however, did him no good, and he died on the 9th August,

1635, at the Wells, and was buried in New Brentford Church on the

ensuing 11th August.

Howell, in a letter to Viscount Savage dated 1st October, 1635, wrote:

"The old steward of your Courts, Master Attorney-General Noy, is

lately dead, nor could Tunbridge Waters do him any good. Though he had

good matter in his brain, he had, it seems, ill materials in his body,

for his heart was shrivelled like a leather penny-purse when he was

dissected, nor were his lungs found.

"Being such a Clerk in the Law, all the world wonders he left such an

odd will, which is short and in Latin. The substance of it is, that he

having bequeathed a few Legacies, and left his second son one hundred

marks a year, and nine hundred pounds in money, enough to bring him up

in his Father's Profession, he concludes: _Reliqua meorum omnia

primogenito meo Edwardo, dissipanda nec melius unquam (speravi) lego_:

I leave the rest of my goods to my firstborn Edward (mistake for

Humphry), to be consum'd or scattered (for I never hoped better). A

strange, and scarce a Christian Will, in my opinion, for it argues

uncharitableness. Nor doth the world wonder lesse, that he should

leave no Legacy to some of your Lordship's children, considering what

deep obligations he had to your Lordship; for I am confident he had

never bin Attorney-General else."

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