THE STRAWBERRY BLONDE

The year will all be summer weather

When speech and action go together;

When Aucassin's sage words are met

In all his deeds with Nicolette;

And though fair Daphne's words be free,

Look not too soon her swain to be:

The year will all be summer weather,

When speech and action go together.

--_Song from The Monarch of Nil_.

The reader of this history may have been conscious, from time to time,

of a mysterious glow--now baleful, now rather cheerful, like the light

from the tap-room of an inn--which has illuminated the horizon of the

narrative. It appeared in certain allusions found in Mr. Alvord's

conversation with Mr. Amidon during the episode of the Wrong House, and

so terrified him as to give him thoughts of flight from Bellevale. It

glared more brightly in the chat at the Club. It flamed concretely on

our sight when Mr. Brassfield met its source on the street that day he

made his fatal escape. Mr. Alvord slangily called it "the Strawberry

Blonde." Mr. Brassfield very improperly pinched its elbow, and called

it "Daise." It is high time that we put on our smoked glasses and look

it in the face in such a formal introduction as will enable us to do it

tardy justice--for we may have been guilty of misjudgment!

Miss Daisy Scarlett, sitting on a piano-stool, with one foot curled up

under her, was entertaining Doctor Julia Brown and Miss Flossie Smith,

who had called on her at the home of Major Pumphrey, her uncle. Miss

Scarlett was well and shiveringly known in Bellevale, where she visited

often, and was generally esteemed for her many good qualities of heart

and mind, and for the infinite variety of her contributions to the

sensations of a not over-turbulent social swim. Her entertainment in

this instance consisted in readings from a certain book which must be

regarded as an early literary imprudence of a most estimable and

industrious, as well as improving writer--_Poems of Passion_. The

particular selection rendered by Miss Scarlett was the one (unknown, I

presume, to my readers--no, my dear, we haven't it) which informs us

what the first person singular feminine, being invited into Paradise,

would do if the third person singular masculine, down in the regions

infernal, should open his beautiful arms and smile. Miss Scarlett read

ill sentiments very well, and Miss Smith laid violent hands on herself

and looked shocked.

"Oh, Daisy!" she exclaimed, "don't, please don't!"

"Oh, Flossie!" said Miss Daisy imitatively, "don't pretend! That poem

is simply great!"

Doctor Brown laughed, quite in the manner of the bass villain in the

comic opera.

"The dissecting table," said she, "brings all these beautiful arms and

brows to the same dead level of tissue--unpoetical, but real."

Miss Scarlett liberated her foot, spun about, and dashed into a stormy

prelude, modulating into the accompaniment to the refrain of Sullivan's

_Once Again_, which she sang with much fervor.

She was about the height of a well-grown girl of twelve or thirteen,

and had appealing eyes of delf blue, and a round face of peachy

softness. Her hair was undeniably red, of a shade which put to shame

such verbal mitigations as "auburn" or "golden," and was of tropic

luxuriance and anarchistic disposition. It curled and uncurled and

strayed all about her brow and neck like an explosion of spun lava.

For the rest, had she really been a little girl of twelve, one would

feel free to describe her as fat and roly-poly; but in the case of a

young spinster of somewhere in her third decade, well-gowned and stayed

and otherwise in physical subjection to the modiste, and singing of

love like a diva, what can one say? No more than this, perhaps, that

the fortunate man who carries her off the field a prize, will realize

before he has got very far that he has captured something.

"Love, once again, meet me once again!

Old love is waking; shall it wake in vain!"

Thus sang Miss Scarlett, ending with a fervid trill. Then she turned

about, sitting with her feet very wide apart, and faced Doctor Brown.

"Dissecting table, indeed!" she burst forth. "I tell you, it's

blasphemy to speak of making such use of a nice man! But, if I could

pick 'em out, so as to be sure the right ones were dissected, I don't

know but I'd agree."

Flossie Smith said that some of them ought to be put to _some_ use; and

Doctor Brown, having reminded the company of her profession, merely

laughed again.

"Here I am down from Allentown," Miss Scarlett proceeded, "on purpose

to be stayed with flagons and comforted with apples, as I have been

here in the past. I wanted to have a good sort of lackadaisical time

with the nice boys here, and I've had to stay--I don't know how

long--on a famine diet of women and girls, with Ella Wheeler for sauce.

It makes me swearing mad!"

"I like that now!" said Flossie. "I really like that!"

"Well, I don't," Miss Scarlett went on. "I'm not used to it. To be

left alone--oh, of course Billy Cox has been trying to butt in, but

what good is he? My Hercules, my Roman Antony, who won my trusting

heart last summer, at a time when I had just got it back from what I

had thought a final and total loss--I find him away, and when he gets

back, because, forsooth, he happens to be newly engaged, he's so

wrapped up in a little thing like that, that he might as well have

stayed in New York. He doesn't respond when I ring up his office on

the telephone; he doesn't see me on the street---or, at least, only

once--he seems scared. I've a good mind to give him something to _be_

scared about!"

"Your condition," said the doctor, "is verging on the pathological."

"I don't know what path it's verging on," was the reply, "but it isn't

the primrose path of dalliance. There's some mystery in it."

"Go to Madame What's-Her-Name down at the hotel," said Flossie. "She

has solved almost all the mysteries we used to have--for a

consideration. And she is said to have superior facilities for

observing this Great Brassfield Mystery of yours."

"I must!" replied Miss Scarlett, looking out of the window. "There's

Billy Cox just going into his house! What a pity for a bachelor to

have such a big house all to himself--it has filled me with sighs for

the past week, that thought! Oh, girls, I've an idea! Let's call him

over and have him take us down to her! Central! Give me 432, please.

Is that you, Billy? This is Daisy. Don't you want to do something for

me?--Oh, you behave, now! We want you to take us somewhere down town,

so don't take off your coat. We'll explain when you come over.

Good-by!"

"Well, of all things!" exclaimed Flossie. "_I_ don't care about Mr.

Cox, nor his big house! And the doctor and I have just started----"

"Oh, we can't go," said the doctor, "but that won't break Daisy's

heart; she didn't expect we would, did you?"

"Well, I shall be sorry not to have you go, of course," said Miss

Scarlett. "But if you must go, how would it do for you to slip away

before Billy, comes in, so as to leave him to me? I may be able to

make something of Billy, if I'm allowed to have my way with him.

_Must_ you go? So glad you called. Of course, we shall meet at our

reception? Good-by!"

Madame le Claire looked amusedly down on Miss Scarlett. The

bright-haired one was questioning her concerning her mystic art.

Could she see into the future?

Sometimes, when the conditions were right.

Could she read thoughts?

Let the lady judge, on the statement that two men, one with brown and

the other with gray eyes, had been much in the lady's thoughts lately.

Marvelous! And could she tell what her thoughts in that connection had

been? Well, never mind about that! Did she know about palmistry? And

could she _really_ put people under her influence so that they must do

as she willed? How nice that must be! And would she and the professor

come up to the Pumphreys' reception and arrange to give a program of

occult feats for the entertainment of the guests? Surely; they should

be very glad; that was a part of their profession.

During these negotiations Mr. Cox waited outside, and Florian Amidon,

meeting him in the lobby and being accosted as 'Gene, stopped for a

talk, fearing to slight some dear but unknown friend. The word "'Gene"

was becoming a sort of round shot across the bows in his Bellevale

cruises. The parley (concerning wells and tanks) he cut as short as

possible, and, passing on, started up the stairway.

Half-way up there was a broad landing, and as Florian turned on this,

he saw at the head of the flight the blast-furnace of hair, the

striking hat and the pleasantly rounded figure of Clara's visitor--a

person to him quite unknown. Fate, however, seemed to have in store

for him an extraordinary introduction, for instantly he was aware of

the descent upon him of a fiery comet of femininity. The lady seemed

to be falling down stairs. With a little cry she descended, partly

flying, partly falling, partly sliding flown the baluster--a whirl of

superheated hair, swirling skirts, and wide, appealing eyes of delf

blue. Amidon caught her in his arms, and sought to place her gently on

her feet: but in the pure chance and accident of the encounter, her

arms had fallen about his neck, and she hung upon him in something like

a hug.

"Oh! oh!" said she, "the idea of your flying to me like that! But it's

nice of you!"

Amidon bowed distantly, and in evident embarrassment. Miss Scarlett

drew herself up, as at an undeserved rebuke.

"I am very glad," said he, "to have been of any service, even at the

risk of seeming familiarity, in saving you from a fall. I hope you

will pardon me, a stranger, for so far----"

"A stranger!" she ejaculated; "oh, heavens! Leave me, 'Gene! Go away!"

The "Go away" was pronounced as Mr. Cox appeared at the foot of the

stairs. Amidon passed on, now fully aware of having committed a _faux

pas_. Looking back, he saw Miss Scarlett leaning against a newel-post

as if in agitation; saw Mr. Cox come up and lead her down; and as she

disappeared, leaning weakly on her escort's arm, the mop of rumpled

hair faded from his sight like a receding fire-ship. Who could she be?

Suddenly Alvord's whispered caution flashed on his mind, and he knew

that he had encountered, embraced and repudiated the Strawberry Blonde.

He paused for a moment to think over the situation--considerations of

policy were coming more and more to appeal to him as guides, and he

found himself feeling vulpine and furtive. But here, thought he, would

it not really have been best to temporize with the situation, and not

to have terminated all relations with Miss Scarlett in this public way?

Would it not----

Then rolled over his heart the consciousness of the manifold glories of

his Elizabeth's womanhood. Temporize with another woman? The very

thought repelled him. He involuntarily brushed his coat where it had

supported and encircled Miss Scarlett. He felt a sense of unworthiness

in having, even of necessity and for a proper purpose, embraced this

other girl. Looking up, he saw Judge Blodgett regarding him like a

portly accusing angel from the head of the stairway. He made a feint

at assisting Amidon in brushing his coat.

"Those red ones," said he, "are the very devil for showing on black!

I'd carry a whisk-broom, if I were you!"

[Illustration: "Those red ones," said the judge, "are the very devil

for showing on black!"]

"Blodgett," said Amidon, "I don't care to be chaffed about an accident

of that sort."

"Oh, certainly not!" said the judge. "But pick off the ringlets all

the same. And say, Florian, of course I don't count, but there was

another fellow at the foot of the stairs, the junior in the firm of

Fuller and Cox, my fellow practitioners; and in accidents of this sort

one sometimes does as much damage as a regular cloud of witnesses. And

remember, if you won't use the letter of withdrawal, you're to be a

good deal in the public eye, now."

Amidon moved on in disgust. And the poor faithful fellow, that his

spiritual tone might be restored, sat down and read once more his

Bible--the letter superscribed in the large, scrawly hand, "To be Read

En Route."

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