Now, Red-Neck Johnson's right hand never knew his left hand's game;
And most diverse were the meanings of the gestures of the same.
For, benedictions to send forth, his left hand seemed to strive,
While his right hand rested lightly on his ready forty-five.
"Mr. Chairman and Committee," Mr. Johnson said, said he,
"It is true, I'm tangled up some with this person's property;
It is true that growin' out therefrom and therewith to arrive,
Was some most egregious shootin' with this harmless forty-five:
But list to my defense, and weep for my disease," said he;
"I am double," half-sobbed Red-Neck, "in my personality!"
--_The Affliction of Red-Neck Johnson_.
Madame le Claire led Mr. Amidon to the next room, turned him over to
Aaron (now wonderfully healed of his dumbness) with a gesture of
dismissal; and he was ushered by the negro into a most modern-looking
chamber, in which was a brass bedstead with a snowy counterpane.
"Dinner will be suhved in ten minutes, suh," said Aaron.
They were waiting for him in the little dining-room, when he was wafted
through the door by Aaron's obsequious bow. The tigrine Le Claire
advanced from a bay-window, bringing a slender man with stooped
shoulders.
"Papa," she said, "this is Mr. Amidon, whom I have induced to dine with
us; Mr. Amidon, Professor Blatherwick."
Professor Blatherwick was bent, and much bleached, faded and wrinkled.
His eyes seemed both enormous in size and sunk almost to his occiput,
by reason of being seen through the thickest of glasses. His lank,
grayish hair, of no particular color, but resembling autumnal roadside
grasses, hung thinly from a high and asymmetrical head, and straggled
dejectedly down into a wisp of beard on chin and lip--a beard which any
absent-minded man might well be supposed to have failed to observe, and
therefore to have neglected to shave. When Madame le Claire stopped in
leading him forward, he halted, and feeling blindly forward into the
air as if for Amidon's hand, though quite ten feet from him, he
murmured:
"I am bleaced to meet you, sir."
"Evidently German," thought Amidon.
"I understandt," said the professor, opening the conversation, as
Madame le Claire poured the tea, "that you haf hadt some interesding
experiences in te realm of te supliminal."
Amidon's tension of mind, which had left him under the compulsion of
the woman's mastery of him, returned at the professor's remark.
"I have been dead," said he, "since the twenty-seventh of June, 1896!"
Madame le Claire stared at him in unconcealed amazement. The professor
calmly dipped toast in his tea.
"So!" said he. "Fife years. Goot! Dis case vill estaplish some
important brinciples. Vill you be so kindt as to dell us te
saircumstances?"
"Oh, papa!" broke in the lady. "You must wait until after dinner. I
saw Mr. Amidon was weak and disturbed, and, I thought--hungry. So I
asked him to stay."
"I have eaten nothing but this," said Mr. Amidon, "since June
twenty-seventh, 1896----"
"So," said the professor calmly. "Dis vill brofe an important case."
"I saw the sign," said Amidon, "'All Mysteries Solved,' and I came
here----"
"De sign," said the professor, "iss our goncession to te spirit of
gommercialism, and te gompetitife system. It vas Clara's itea. But
some mysteries ve do not attempt. In te realm of te supliminal,
howefer, ve go up against almost any broposition. I am Cheneral
Superintendent of Supliminal Enchineering; Clara is te executant. I
make blance, and Clara does as she bleaces aboudt following dem. You
vill, at your gonfenience, dell us all you can of your case. I vill
analyze, glassify, and tiagnose; she vill unrafel."
It was late in the evening when the professor was through with his
diagnosis. He made copious notes of Amidon's story. Several times his
daughter called him away from some book in which he had lost himself
while on an excursion in search of parallel cases. At last he paused,
his face expressing the triumph of a naturalist at the discovery of a
new beetle.
"You are not in te least insane!" said he, with the air of telling
Florian something hard to believe; "ant you haf none of te stigmata of
techeneration. I vould say that you are not a griminal--not much of a
griminal anyhow, ant bropaply not at all!"
"Thank you! Oh, thank you!" fervently exclaimed Amidon.
"It iss a case," went on the professor, "of dual pairsonality. For
fife years you haf bropaply been absent from Hazelhurst. You haf been
someveres!"
"Where, where?" cried Amidon.
"Do not fear," said Madame le Claire, laying her hand on his arm. "If
it is a case of dual personality, we shall soon find out all about it.
You have mysteriously disappeared. Many men do. There was Lieutenant
Rogers, of the navy; and Ansel Burns, of Ohio, who woke up in Kentucky
in his own store, under the name of Brooks--Brooks' store, you know."
"And Ellis, of Bergen," said the professor, "who vas lost for a year,
ant tiscofered himself in te pairson of a cook in a lumber-gamp in
Minnesota, unter te name of Chamison. Oh, dere are many such! Te
supchectife mind, te operations of vich are normally below te threshold
of gonsciousness, suddenly dakes gontrol. Pouf! you are anodder man!
You haf been Smidt; you are now Chones. As Chones you remember notting
of Smidt. You go on, guided by instinct, ant te preacquired
semi-intellichence of auto-hypnotismus----"
"Oh, papa!" said the tiger-lady, "those are awful words--for a sick
man!"
"Vell," resumed Blatherwick, dropping into what he regarded as the
vernacular, "you go on as Chones, all right all right. Some day,
someveres--in dis case in a sleeping-car--you vake as Smidt again. You
now do not remember Chones or te Chones life. You are all vorked
up--vat you call it--flabbergasted. You come to Madame le Claire. Vat
does she do? She calls te supchectife mind up abofe te threshold of
gonsciousness, ant you are restored to te Chones blane of mentality.
Hypnotismus, hypnotismus: that is vat does it!"
"And shall I stay--Jones?"
"No, no!" said Madame le Claire. "I will restore you. But while you
are--Jones--I shall find out all you want to know about
the--Jones--life, and I will tell you when you become yourself again.
You will learn all about Bellevale, and Brassfield, and----"
"And Elizabeth?" asked Amidon.
Madame le Claire paused.
"Yes," said she, with much less cordiality, "I suppose so, if you want
to know--about Elizabeth."