CHAPTER X.

THE LARRIKIN IN AUSTRALIA.

What the Larrikin is—A Social, Moral, and Political Danger—A Natural Foe

of the Chinaman.

ONCE upon a time, so the story runs, an old gentleman was walking along

the streets of London, when he was accosted by a little boy, who asked

him for a light for his cigarette. The old gentleman, of course, was

shocked, and indignantly remarked that when he was young little boys were

not allowed to smoke. ‘Oh,’ replied the lad, ‘there ain’t any boys now;

they are all young men; that’s what we call ’em, and old men we call

thundering fools.’ This feeling, unfortunately, exists wherever there

are civilized men and women. In savage countries it may be that the

hoary head is a crown of honour; but where the schoolmaster has gone

abroad the first impression made on the mind of the favoured scholar is

that he is a man and his father but a fool. Old customs, old traditions,

somewhat interfere with this idea in English towns and villages, yet the

increasing tendency of the age is in another direction. All kindly

correction has been denied the youth, especially of the working-classes.

Let the lad ever so richly deserve a flogging, father or mother threatens

‘if you dare to lay a hand upon my boy,’ and so the master spares the rod

and spoils the child. In some quarters the boy soon begins to earn his

living, and then he spends his wages and his time in bad company, and is

a terror to father and mother, and master, and all with whom he has to

do. It is to this phase of civilization is due, in that highly-favoured

country of Australia, the existence of the larrikin. It was while I was

out there that there died the policeman who invented the name. In the

course of his arduous duties he had to catch and bring before the

magistrates a group of troublesome lads. ‘What were they doing?’ asked

the magistrates. ‘I caught them a-larrikin,’ was the reply, and ever

since then the name of larrikin denotes a lad in a hobbledehoy state, who

is a torment to himself and everyone around. Worst of all, the chances

are that he develops into a rough, and brutal, and unmannerly man. As it

is, he is a nuisance everywhere, but a special danger in Australia in a

social, and moral, and political point of view. In a new country

naturally the young people assert themselves more than in an old one.

You see this in America as well as in Australia, but in the latter

country the press does its duty and points out the danger. In one of the

best of the Australian papers—_The South Australian Register_—a

leader-writer, in recommending the volunteer movement, remarks that there

is no hardship in asking the Australian young man to take his place among

the defenders of his country. On the contrary it would be of great

physical and moral benefit to him to undergo the training of a citizen

soldier. ‘Impatience of control, lack of discipline, a contempt for

authority, the absence of a sense of duty—these are the prevailing faults

of the youth of the day, and it is certain that a course of military

exercises would have a bracing effect upon the moral nature, helping to

make the young men better sons, better husbands, better fathers—in every

way better qualified to discharge the important functions of responsible

citizens in a State where all possess equal political rights and perfect

freedom of action.’ As I write I read in a New South Wales paper:

‘Larrikinism is on the increase in the suburbs of Brisbane. Constant

complaints are made of insults to pedestrians, drunken quarrels and

profane language. On Sunday the hotels a short distance from the city

are visited, and under the influence of the potations indulged in the

most unholy scenes of rioting and revelling take place on the roads.

Church-goers are subjected to insult. Decent parents are obliged to shut

their children within doors to prevent their ears being assailed by the

oaths and curses freely uttered by these lawless pests. The police

generally are nowhere to be seen, and when present are indisposed to

arrest the offenders. Our laws are badly applied.’

The larrikin is the natural foe of the heathen Chinee; not that he

dislikes his imputed vices, but his real virtues. A friend of mine was

walking near the suburbs of Melbourne, and he came across a Chinaman

working in his garden, where only parsley was growing. ‘How is this?’

said my friend. ‘Why don’t you grow vegetables and flowers? I should

have thought they would have paid you better.’ ‘Ah, sir,’ replied the

heathen, ‘if I were to grow vegetables and flowers, the larrikins would

come and pull them all up; so I can only grow parsley.’ And thus the

people of Melbourne suffer, for those of them who have no gardens of

their own have to depend for their supplies on the ever civil and

industrious Chinamen. Since I have returned home, I see a Melbourne

judge declared that it was unsafe to walk the streets of Melbourne by

night or by day, and that that is so is, I take it, mainly due to the

larrikins, who exist in such numbers as to defy the power of the police.

When a larrikin gets drunk and quarrelsome he naturally goes in for the

Chinese; they are few, and he and his friends are many. They are fond of

fighting, and a Chinaman is a man of peace. It is fine sport for the

larrikin to trample down and devastate the well-kept garden of the

heathen Chinee, to get into his little shop and spoil his goods, to knock

about and ill-treat the son of the Celestial Empire; nor does he object

to murder one if he has the chance, as probably by means of perjury and

hard swearing he will be able to escape the punishment due to his crime.

By night the larrikins sleep in the parks, which are the glory of all the

Australian cities, and the scenes there, so I was informed, are

disgraceful. It is not safe for a respectable person to walk across the

parks alone of a night. As in London, almost all respectable people live

out of town, and they have but a faint idea of what goes on in their

absence. The climate allows anyone, at any rate during the summer

months, to sleep in the open air, and the rascals of the community for

the time being may each one say for himself:

‘I am monarch of all I survey,

My right there is none to dispute.’

It is one of the drawbacks of the Australian climate that it gives the

larrikin a chance such as he has nowhere else. Walking one evening with

a friend in one of the parks which adorn Adelaide, we came to a young

tree which had the bark cut off in a circle round the trunk—in other

words, it was ring-barked. My friend indignantly exclaimed: ‘See what

the larrikins have been up to!’ That tree was doomed to die. It was a

valuable one. It had been planted for a special purpose—to add to the

attractions of the park, and to be, when fully grown, a benefit to the

entire community. It had leaves on. It did not seem to have suffered

much damage; but it was doomed to die, nevertheless. As a resident in

Adelaide, my friend was very much provoked at the sight; and no wonder.

Wherever you go you meet the detestable larrikin, but it is in Melbourne

that he chiefly abounds. Fathers and mothers are much to be blamed on

his account. There is an old commandment about honouring thy father and

mother, to which, if I were a Melbourne parson, I should devote many

sermons; but, alas! in a young community, with many questionable

emigrants, where the fever of gold-getting in any way rages fiercely, it

is not always that a young man can honour his father and mother. At any

rate, the evil exists, and Church and State between them will have hard

work to put it down. The larrikin delights in mischief for mischief’s

sake. He is not necessarily very poor or wretched. Perhaps he gets too

much flesh meat, and a vegetarian diet would suit him better. Dr. Dale

tells us a good deal of the high spirits of the Australian youth—a phase

of Australian life which did not strike me at all. Was he thinking of

the Australian larrikin? Such high spirits are not to my taste. In one

respect the larrikin reminds one of the days of Tom and Jerry as depicted

in the vivid caricatures of the late George Cruikshank, but Tom and Jerry

were gentlemen, and that makes a great difference. Rather I should take

him to be a son of Belial, and thus give him a more ancient origin. His

delight is to join himself to a gang of twenty or thirty to break street

lamps, to wrench off knockers, tear down fences, mob and maltreat

policemen, hustle respectable people at all hours by day and by night,

and to assault some poor pedestrian, especially when a little the worse

for liquor, and rob him. ‘Scarce a week passes,’ says a writer in the

Colonies, ‘without some larrikin outbreak.’ It was even with difficulty

that I could steer clear of him at times. I fear we have too much of the

larrikin at home, but that is no reason why he should be allowed to taint

the virgin soil of a new world. Our colonies ought to be an improvement

on the old country. What is wrong at home they should avoid. Let them

imitate our virtues. On a new soil they have a better chance.

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