LAUGHABLE ACCOUNT OF THE TWO-HEADED GIRL BY A WESTERN EDITOR.

“Girls in this city are divided into two classes--single-headed

girls and double-headed ditto. The single-headed ones are certainly

the most numerous, but the double-headed ones appear to be the most

attractive. This is evident from the fact, that while we can see a

single-headed girl almost any time, we have to pay in order to be

introduced to the maid with the duplex cranium. We say ‘maid’ because

the last double-headed girl we saw was not married. There was one man

who courted her successfully, as he thought, for a time, but before

popping the question he kissed one face first, and could never get

the consent of the other head. She is now waiting till a two-headed

man comes along, and is gay with hope.

“This duplex girl, however, must be in every way a desirable match.

Though the assurance given that she eats with both heads may tell

against her with parsimonious wooers, yet the fact that she buys

dresses for one only must be an immense advantage. The same with her

talking. The two-headed girl must be extremely circumspect, not only

in her walk, but in her conversation. As she can never have a secret,

she can have no opportunity to go around telling it. Neither will

any one ever tell a secret to one head for fear that the other would

split upon it.

“The fact of having two tongues should not militate against her, as,

if she had only one, she would probably keep it going all the time,

while, if she uses two, the one deadens the sound of the other.

Whichever way we look at the two-headed girl we see her to advantage,

though we don’t mean to say the least that should be understood to

disparage a girl because she happens to be born with only one head.”

After an absence of eight years Christine Millie returned to her

native land on October 1st, 1878. Her tour abroad was a continued

ovation of success. She visited the principal cities and towns in

England, France, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Hungary, Austria, Holland

and Russia. At every point the young lady was commanded to appear

before the nobility and rulers of these great countries. Kingly

presents and valuable jewels were given as tokens of appreciation not

only of her as a remarkable curiosity, but of her graceful bearing,

her contented disposition and of her artistic musical abilities.

Before she had landed, upon her arrival, a representative of the _New

York Herald_ greeted her, and the next morning that journal gave

forth to the whole United States the return of one of its children,

who had fully established herself to be the greatest curiosity of the

greatest country in the world. Since her return she has exhibited to

thousands in the cities of Boston, Philadelphia and New York. While

in Philadelphia she again appeared before the professors and students

of the Jefferson Medical College. Professor Pancoast for the second

time examined her. A portion of his lecture is extracted from the

_Philadelphia Evening Telegraph_.

This afternoon, at 1 o’clock, Millie and Christine were given a

scientific examination by Professor W. H. Pancoast, at his clinic,

at the Jefferson Medical College Hospital. The well-like room was

crowded, and Professor Pancoast busy removing a cancer from a patient

when the reporter arrived. During the operation Baron Littlefinger

and Count Rosebud, two most intelligent dwarfs--perfect little men

in figure--were present, and appeared interested spectators of the

operation. In introducing Millie and Christine, the Professor said

that he considered them the most interesting personages that have

ever come under the notice of scientific men, far more interesting

than the Siamese Twins. In the midst of his discourse the young

ladies entered, clad in green silk on their two bodies, pretty little

bronze boots on the four feet, white kids on their four hands. They

moved forward like an expanded V, with a crab-like movement that was

not ungraceful. Born back-to-back, the Professor explained that the

natural desire of each to walk face forward had twisted them in their

present position. Separate entities, separate individualities, each

can pursue separate lines of thought and conversation independent

of the other. From habit their appetites call for food and drink at

the same time. All the ills of flesh are not, however, necessarily

theirs in common. One may have the toothache and the other be free

from any ache. But in the examination conducted to-day the Professor

discovered a remarkable development of sensibility since his previous

examination eight years ago. Touching them on any extreme of the

body, on any foot for example, both in common were conscious of the

touch. Christine has been and is now the larger and stronger of the

two. As children they used to have little struggles and quarrels for

supremacy, but, as they could not get away from each other, they

early concluded that the best way to get along in their novel path

through life was to yield to each other. Their present happiness and

affection for each other is an example for couples who are yoked

together in marital bonds. Sometimes Christine rolls over Millie in

bed without awakening her. Both can sleep separately. They can stand

and walk on their outside legs, but they prefer to walk on all fours.

Millie cannot lift up Christine’s legs, or Christine Millie’s legs.

Since the Hungarian sisters, there has been no similar case reported

reaching adult life for 170 years. The bond of union between these,

which is just above the bones of the spine, is chiefly cartilaginous,

but the spines are so closely approximated that there is an osseous

union between them. To the question by Professor Pancoast, whether

either was engaged to be married, each denied the soft impeachment

with decision, though the Professor explained that physically there

are no serious objections to the marriage of Her or Them; but morally

there was a most decided one. During the Professor’s lecture

the Misses Christine Millie and Millie Christine appeared very

much interested in the diagnosis of their singular condition, and

evidenced their superior intelligence by their apt and ready answers.

While abroad Millie Christine made herself mistress of the French,

German, Italian, and Spanish languages. Always industrious, she makes

her entire wardrobe, even to her dresses, for exhibition purposes. She

dresses herself without trouble. Having lived thus long together, they

express no desire to be parted and hope to leave this world as they

came into it--together.

THE MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY COMPANY,

St. Louis, Iron Mountain & Southern Railway Co.

and

Leased, Operated and Independent Lines.

August Sundholm, P. & T. A.

G. H. Richie, Guy E. Thompson, Ass’ts.

S. W. Cor. Markham & Louisiana Sts. & Union Depot.

Little Rock, Ark., February 19, 1899.

Conductors S. L., I. M. & S. Ry. and Connecting Lines:--It is

customary to carry Millie Christine on one ticket.

Respectfully,

AUGUST SUNDHOLM, P. & T. A.

NORFOLK & WESTERN RAILWAY CO.,

Norfolk & Richmond Vestibuled Limited.

Fastest Train in the South.

VIRGINIA AND OHIO LINE.

West and North-West.

C. H. Bosley, D. P. A.,

Jno. E. Wagner. C. P. & T. A.,

838 Main St., Richmond, Va.

W. E. Hazlewood, P. A., 93 Granby St.

under Monticello Hotel, Norfolk, Va.

Norfolk, Va., April 25, 1903.

To Conductors, Norfolk and Western Railway Company.

Gentlemen:--For your information I beg to advise that manager of

Millie Christine, a dual woman, is in the habit of only purchasing one

ticket for her. This custom has been adhered to and recognized by all

lines.

Yours truly,

W. E. HAZLEWOOD, P. A.

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