CHAPTER I

[Illustration: THE THRONE AND WOOLSACK IN HOUSE OF LORDS.

(From Sir Benjamin Stone’s pictures, British Museum.)]

THE PAGEANT OF

PARLIAMENT

BY

MICHAEL MacDONAGH

AUTHOR OF “THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE”

AND “THE REPORTERS’ GALLERY”

VOL. II

T. FISHER UNWIN LTD

LONDON: ADELPHI TERRACE

_First published in 1921_

(_All rights reserved_)

CONTENTS

I. THE BIG DEBATE AND THE DIVISION 7

II. THE EVOLUTION OF AN ACT OF PARLIAMENT 21

III. THE ROYAL ASSENT 36

IV. BLACK ROD’S KNOCK 42

V. A NIGHT IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS 54

VI. THE LORD CHANCELLOR: HIS POWERS AND DUTIES 67

VII. THE LORDS AS THE SUPREME COURT OF APPEAL 78

VIII. PARLIAMENT AND THE PRESS 87

IX. THE KING’S PARLIAMENTARY REPORTER 98

X. THE THUMB OF THE PARTY WHIP 115

XI. PARTY TRICKS AND STRATAGEMS 126

XII. THE OPENING OF THE BUDGET 136

XIII. THE CONTROL OF THE PUBLIC PURSE 143

XIV. THE LORDS AND MONEY BILLS 157

XV. PRIVATE BILL LEGISLATION 167

XVI. PARLIAMENT DURING THE WORLD WAR 185

XVII. CHANGES UNDER THE WAR-ECLIPSE 197

XVIII. STEWARDSHIP OF THE CHILTERN HUNDREDS 209

XIX. THE DISSOLUTION OF PARLIAMENT 223

XX. “WHO GOES HOME?” 233

INDEX 239

CHAPTER I

THE BIG DEBATE AND THE DIVISION

1

The varying aspects of a debate in the House of Commons are surprising.

During one speech the benches are crowded. During the next there is but

a Member here and there amid the desert of green morocco. All the time

Members are restlessly moving in and out of the Chamber. Indeed, the

general inattention to ordinary speakers is very marked. The doors of

the main entrance under the clock swing open and a Member, hat in hand,

enters and stands at the Bar. One sentence of the speech that is being

delivered suffices. Out he rushes again. Here and there on the benches

a Member sits apart in a half-dreamy state, his arms folded, his hat

over his eyes, engrossed in his own thoughts. A good deal of babble is

heard in the course of the debate. But it is not the babble of argument

and contention. It is the babble of Members chatting and joking with

each other, heedless of the honourable gentleman who is wrestling

with his arguments, and to whom only Mr. Speaker is attentive. A loud

laugh is heard. Nothing could be more serious than the speech which is

being addressed to the House. What then is the cause of this misplaced

gaiety? A good story is being told in that group of Members yonder

making merry among themselves. Still, a few Members listen, but half

abstractedly and with expressionless faces. There are some, however,

whose attention is eagerly concentrated on the man who is continuing

the debate. Yet they, too, seem to hear, but not to heed. Not a gleam

of sympathy is to be seen in their looks. Who are they? They are those

Members who are all on an edge to join in the debate. Some of them

divide their feverish attention between the talker, the clock, and

their notes. Others are mumbling to themselves the favourite passages

of their own intended speeches. But will the opportunity of delivering

these speeches come to them? Time is flying for these Members,

impatiently on the pounce.

The hon. gentleman on his legs has long ago said all he really had to

say. “Why the blank does he not sit down?” the others ask themselves,

and they look at him ferociously. He is in that curious predicament

of the unpractised and self-conscious speaker that he does not know

how to stop. So he continues his harangue, not that he has anything

more to say, but that it seems easier to go on talking to Mr. Speaker

than to finish and sit down. Mr. Speaker, certainly, is listening

amiably, politely, but scarcely sympathetically. The arguments seem

to bring no conviction to Mr. Speaker. Across the face of Mr. Speaker

no smile flickers at the jokes. Mr. Speaker follows the remarks of

the hon. Member solely to see that he does not offend against the

rules. It must be a trying ordeal addressing the House of Commons,

that most fastidious or inattentive of audiences, and not the least

of its terrors are the sleepless eyes and the vigilant ears of the

ever watchful Mr. Speaker. Still, the fate of those to whom was given

the chance of taking part in the debate might have been worse. At any

rate, they have had the relief and the satisfaction of self-expression.

The debate might have closed, and left them, like the unsuccessful

competitors for the Speaker’s eye, with carefully prepared unspoken

speeches lying oppressively on their minds.

Old as the House of Commons is, there is always a great deal of the

unmitigated Boy--with a big B--in its composition. A good joke never

fails of a hearty laugh. Humour, especially with an element of a

practical joke in it, is highly appreciated. Frivolity often follows

fast on an exhibition of emotion. A terrific cry is suddenly raised.

“Order, order, order!” Both sides unite in giving vociferous voice

to their indignation. Visitors in the gallery stand up with a common

impulse, and unheeding the deprecatory hands of the attendants, crane

their necks to discover what is taking place on the floor. Surely

something affrighting has occurred? Has Black Rod led a hostile

excursion of backwoodsmen from the House of Lords? Has some Member

seized the Mace and with it shivered the Party system into smithereens?

The strangers look at each other questioningly, but in vain. The

gallery is an unsatisfactory place for following the incidents of a

sitting.

But really all that has happened was that an absent-minded Member, or

one new to parliamentary manners, entering the Chamber and walking

to his place passed between the Member speaking and the Chair. This

breach of etiquette is always resented in the most indignant of

exclamations. And the puzzled look of the offender--“What the dickens

have I done?”--is not the least delicious part of the sport. Perhaps

soon again strangers are startled by another outburst. This time the

uproar is hilariously approving, rather than angrily condemning. Was

it aroused by some wise and lofty saying of philosophy, or else some

passage of exquisite wit? It was neither. The prosy Member who had

been addressing the House was incapable of saying a good thing. But

he finished by doing a silly one. He sat down upon his hat. Such are

the innocent diversions of the House of Commons. Yet it is quickly

sensitive to the deepest seriousness and the highest sweeps of emotion.

In its way a debate in the House of Commons is a very odd proceeding.

What is its chief aim and end? Ostensibly, it is to persuade and

convert. But it rarely ever does so. It usually confirms each side

in their views. One hears of the triumphs of parliamentary oratory.

Speeches, regarded as intellectual efforts, are often very wonderful.

And often they are but vapour and wind. The orator is inspired only

to those whose principles his eloquence upholds. The believers on the

benches behind him are moved and kindled by his words and more than

ever convinced--if he be a leader--that they are following a guide whom

they can implicitly trust. But no light of the faith which illumes his

periods goes out to the unregenerate who sit opposite in darkness. By

the lure of his eloquence not one of his opponents is entrapped. They

may see beauty in his passages, but not conviction. In minor matters

minds are shaken and votes influenced by discussion; but rarely, if

ever, is it so in great affairs about which opinion on both sides has

hardened to conviction. In the course of a Parliament a waverer or two

may cross the floor, but it is true generally to say that political

opinions are so stoutly built on the foundations of conviction or

Party allegiance, that whatever they may be--Conservative or Liberal,

Collectivist or Individualist, Unionist or Home Rule--they stand

four-square to all the winds of argument that blow in the House of

Commons. The real purpose of a great speech, therefore, is not so much

to persuade the other side, as to justify a certain political faith to

those who profess it, and feed their political courage by resounding

words of conviction.

It is true that a Government is often deterred from taking a particular

course for fear of the Opposition. It is also true that if the

Government do take that particular line of action they are often

compelled, or induced, to modify it by criticism in the House of

Commons. But the chief purpose of oratory as displayed in a big debate

is to revivify the faith of supporters and, perhaps, with luck and

grace, make a convert or two. Above all, its object is to influence

opinion in the country. “Mr. Speaker, sir,” says every Member who rises

in the Council of the Nation to give expression to his views. Many of

them might more appropriately begin, “Gentlemen of the Press Gallery,”

for to reach the country they must first convince the reporters that

what they say is worthy of publication.

2

The Speaker has no power to gag a tiresome talker. All he can do is to

call a Member to order for irrelevance or repetition, and on the third

unheeded warning to direct him to discontinue his speech. The House,

however, shows its resentment of the impertinences or inanities of a

talker by cries and exclamations. A Member who was once subjected

to much interruption appealed to Mr. Speaker Spencer Compton for

protection, saying that he had a right to be heard. “No, sir,” replied

the Speaker, “you have a right to speak, but the House has a right to

judge whether they will hear you.” A far finer thing was said by Mr.

Speaker Lowther in 1906 in vindication of the order and decorum of

debate. There had been unmannerly interruptions by some new Members who

had not time to become acquainted with the traditional courtesies of

the House. “One of the great boasts of this House,” said the Speaker,

in a dignified reprimand of the disorder, “is that we listen to the

speeches and reply afterwards.”

Nevertheless, Members have considerable licence in the expression of

dissent from the views that are being laid before them, or of their

desire to bring an irritating or superfluous speech to a speedy

conclusion, by cries, “No, no!” or “’Vide, ’vide!” without fear of

censure from the Chair. But these interruptions are to some men only an

incentive to extend their unappreciated remarks. “If you don’t allow me

to finish my speech in my own way I’ll not leave off at all,” said one

Member who was regarded as a bore. The threat had the desired effect.

“I am speaking to posterity,” said another Member grandiloquently, in

reply to his interruptors. “Faith, if you go on at this rate,” remarked

a voice from the Irish quarter, “you will see your audience before

you.” “Sir,” retorted the talker, “I can afford to wait.”

It was not until 1882 that the Government was armed with powers

to close a debate which, in their opinion, was being deliberately

prolonged for the purpose of embarrassing them by delaying the progress

of business. Previously to 1882 discussion was guided and controlled

not so much by written regulations as by customs and understandings

that for generations had been universally observed. “Obstruction” was

brought into use by Joseph Gilles Biggar and Charles Stewart Parnell

in the late ’seventies of the nineteenth century, and the extent to

which it was employed by the Nationalists in the early ’eighties,

with the avowed object of dislocating the parliamentary machine,

until their objects were conceded, showed that if the opportunities

for its abuse were not restricted the progress of business might be

long delayed. Accordingly, Gladstone carried a closure resolution on

November 11, 1882, in an autumn session held specially for the purpose

of considering it. It gave power to the Speaker, or the Chairman

of Committees, when it appeared to him that “the evident sense of

the House” was in favour of an immediate division, so to inform the

House, or Committee, and, on a motion being made, to put the question

under discussion forthwith. Henry Bouverie Brand was Speaker at the

time. Early in the preceding year, at nine o’clock on the morning

of Wednesday, February 2, 1881--an historic date in the annals of

Parliament--he had terminated a sitting which lasted forty-two hours,

or from the preceding Monday at four o’clock, debating Forster’s

motion for leave to introduce a Bill for the Better Protection of

Person and Property in Ireland, by refusing to call upon any more of

the Nationalist Members who still desired to speak, and thereupon

peremptorily putting the question. This was, admittedly, unprecedented.

There was no rule, written or unwritten, to justify it. But that it was

in accordance with “the evident sense of the House” was indisputable.

The new Standing Order was, therefore, passed to bring to an end

such a situation, should it again arise. Mr. Brand, however, never

had occasion to apply it. The closure was used for the first time on

February 28, 1885, close on two and a half years after it had become

a rule of the House, by Mr. Speaker Peel and against the Nationalist

Members. In the division on the motion “that the question be now put”

the ayes were 207, and the noes 46. The Standing Order provides that

the closure must be supported by more than 200 Members, if the minority

is over 40, or by 100 Members if the minority is under 40. If the

majority had been seven votes less this invocation of the closure by

the Speaker would accordingly have been ineffectual. Thus Mr. Peel

narrowly escaped a serious rebuff, which would certainly have impaired

his authority and might have led to his resignation. It was unlikely

that any Speaker would ever again put his position to this hazard.

Moreover, the application of the closure, on the sole initiative of

the Speaker, must have tended to disturb the good relations between

Members and the Chair. A wise move it was, therefore, on the part of

the Conservative Administration in 1887 to relieve the Speaker of

this invidious responsibility by giving power to any Member--private

or official--to try to bring obstructive discussion to an end by

moving the closure, leaving, however, to the Speaker the discretion of

putting, or refusing to put, the motion to the House. The Speaker is

empowered by the Standing Order to refuse the closure should it appear

to him to be an abuse of the rules of the House, or an infringement of

the rights of the minority.

3

The benches, empty for the most part during the dinner period, fill

up again about ten o’clock for the two concluding speeches of the

debate--the final attack by the leader of the Opposition, and the

defence by the spokesman of the Government. It is then that the

Chamber, full of warmth and glow and animation, looks its very best.

The ceiling is of glass of the hue of the primrose, divided by carved

oaken ribs into panels with delicate floral decorations, through which

the electric lights on the outer side send a flood of light that fills

the Chamber with radiance, soft and mellow. The lights also bring

out the fine carving of the oak wainscot of the Chamber, and the

emblazoned panels with the coats-of-arms of the Sovereigns from William

the Conqueror to Victoria, which decorate the railings of the side

galleries. It is on such an occasion, too, that the debating advantages

of a small Chamber are seen and appreciated. The House is crowded.

Every Member present may not be comfortably seated, but all can command

a complete view of the scene and hear the speeches distinctly. There

are no dim distances. This tends to make the debate a more real and

earnest thing. The audience can give full play to their feelings. The

House occasionally is moved by great excitement. Tempestuous cheers

are answered by cries of defiance or mockery. Statements and denials,

charges and recriminations are bandied about. Then is also seen the

rhetorical aid to invective afforded by the separation of the rival

political parties on two sides of the Chamber with only a narrow

floor between. The opponents gaze at each other straight in the face.

They see each other’s flaming eyes, or curling lips, their merry looks

or dour. In moments of passion they add fuel to each other’s wrath.

Moreover, with the enemy straight before him, the orator can point at

them the finger of scorn. This was a favourite gesture of Gladstone as

I remember him during his passionate speeches. Flinging himself almost

halfway across the Table, and shooting out his right arm, he would

transfix with his extended forefinger the occupants of the Front Bench

opposite, his face ablaze with indignation and infinite disdain in his

voice, while they--alas, for the splendid futility of parliamentary

oratory!--more often than not beamed with satisfaction that they should

be thought worthy of the great orator’s rhetorical exasperation. And

that reminds me of another characteristic of the House. When a good

speech is made all sides are delighted, for it is the common desire of

all sides to uphold the debating reputation of the Assembly.

But the last word has been said. The great debate is closed. Then

it comes home to you that what consumes the energies of the House

of Commons is--talk. At first it seems a startling discovery--talk,

and not work. But you quickly remember--or ought to--that you are in

a deliberative and debating Chamber which works, and can only work,

through talk. There may be much trivial and pointless talk, but the

fact remains that the House of Commons can by talk only discharge

its functions--to investigate and legislate. The division which

follows is sometimes the most dramatic episode of the night. There is

no summing-up of the rival cases. The clash of so many conflicting

arguments must be most distracting to anyone who desires to come to a

calm and unprejudiced conclusion. Would it not be well, then, if the

Speaker--the only Member of the House who hears the entire discussion,

who is raised above personal likings, above party interests and

passions, above class animosities--were to endeavour, at the close of

the debate, with the cold neutrality of the impartial judge, to make

straight the confusing entanglement of thought, to weigh nicely the

many antagonistic opinions, to estimate in its true proportions and

according to its proper value the issue at stake for the guidance

of the whole House? Fantastic thought! Nothing of the nature of a

judicial element can be introduced into the Legislative Chamber of

the nation. No representative of the people desires to be helped to a

disinterested judgment in the division lobbies. The triumph of Party

is the chief consideration. Besides, the art of the Speakership is not

concerned with sagacious and logical conclusions. It is not concerned

even with the passing of sound legislation. The art of the Speakership

lies solely in the preservation of order and the regularity of the

proceedings.

4

Therefore, when the debate has concluded, Mr. Speaker rises in his

Chair, and simply puts the question, “That this Bill be now read the

third time. As many as are of that opinion will say ‘Aye.’” A shout

of “Aye” arises from the Government benches. “The contrary, ‘No,’”

continues Mr. Speaker, and a volley of “Noes” comes in response from

the Opposition. “I think the ‘Ayes’ have it,” says Mr. Speaker. Quite

properly, he always decides in favour of the side supported by the

Government, unless the motion be of a non-party character, when he

is guided by the volume of sound from the “Ayes” and the “Noes.” In

most cases, however, the decision of the Speaker is not accepted. The

Opposition again roar out, “The ‘Noes’ have it,” but the Speaker does

not mind the contradiction apparently flung in his teeth, for it is

thus that a division is challenged.

The Speaker then gives the order, “Clear the Lobby,” and at the same

moment the electric bells in every corridor and in every room of the

Palace of Westminster ring out a summons to Members to hurry to the

Chamber for the division. The policemen who are on duty in the lobbies

and corridors also shout “division!” with all the strength of their

lungs, and so, amid the clanging of the bells, cries of “division”

answer other cries of “division” in every part of the Palace. This

ringing and shouting continues for two minutes, during which Members

come rushing in from dining-rooms, library, and smoking-rooms.

Formerly, when the two minutes had passed, the Speaker made a sign to

the Serjeant-at-Arms, and the doors of the Chamber were locked, until

the division was concluded. Every Member present had to vote. Visitors

in the Distinguished Strangers’ Gallery, or peers in the Lords’

Gallery--whose way out lay through the lobbies--could not leave until

the division was over, and the doors were again unlocked. Gladstone

has an interesting note in his _Diary_ about the visit of the Shah

of Persia to the House of Commons, on July 1, 1873, which is worth

repeating, as the procedure to which it refers has long since come to

an end. “A division on a trifling matter of adjournment took place

during his Majesty’s presence, in which he manifested an intelligent

interest. The circumstance of his presence at the time is singular in

this view (and of this he was informed, rather to his amusement) that

until the division is over he could not be released from the walls

of the House. It is probably, or possibly, the first time for more

than 500 years that a Sovereign has been under personal restraint of

any kind in England.” Under the present system of taking divisions,

which was invented by Mr. Harcourt (afterwards Lord Harcourt), First

Commissioner of Works in 1906, the doors of the Chamber are not locked

during the counting of the votes. A Member who does not desire to vote

need not leave the Chamber, when the division is challenged, and access

to and from the galleries remains open.

At the end of the two minutes’ interval the Speaker puts the question a

second time in the same form. The declaration of the Speaker, “I think

the ‘Ayes’ have it,” is answered again by a shout from the Opposition

benches, “The ‘Noes’ have it.” The die is now cast. The division

lobbies must decide the issue. The Speaker accordingly adds, “‘Ayes’ to

the right and ‘Noes’ to the left,” and names the two chief Government

Whips as the tellers for the former, and the Whips of the Opposition as

the tellers for the latter.

This stage sometimes affords an illustration of one of the oddest

peculiarities of the House of Commons. A Member speaking must, of

course, stand uncovered. Yet there is a time when a Member can only

address the Chair wearing a hat and sitting in his place. That is when

a division is being taken and there is a point of order to be raised.

In such circumstances a Member is condemned to silence, unless he

has his own hat to put on, or can borrow another’s for the purpose.

Members generally are unacquainted with the origin and purpose of

this extraordinary custom. It may interest them to be told that it is

very ancient, and that it came into being so as to enable the Member

desirous of raising a point of order to attract the attention of the

Speaker, or Chairman of Committees, by keeping his seat and wearing his

hat, while the general body of Members, on their feet and uncovered,

are moving into the division lobbies.

The incident is always provocative of laughter. It almost invariably

happens, in the case of a Member who has left his own hat in the

cloak-room, that the borrowed hat is either too large, and comes down

to his nose, or too small, and covers only the top of his head, with

the result that he has to support it with both hands while he makes

his point of order. I have witnessed some ludicrous scenes, especially

during late sittings in Committee on a Bill that is strongly opposed,

when the proceedings in the small hours have a tendency to become quite

hilarious. Members, who had neither their own hats at hand, and failed

to induce others to lend theirs, sought to comply with the rule that

they must be “covered,” while they said what they wanted to say, by

putting on cocked hats made out of the “Orders of the Day.” So do the

sports of children satisfy, at times, the Fathers of the Nation.

5

The Members then pour into the division lobbies, which are two wide

corridors on each side of the Chamber. The supporters of the “Ayes”

come up the House and enter their lobby by the door behind the

Speaker’s Chair; the “Noes” go down the House and pass into their

lobby by the door under the clock. In each lobby clerks sit at a desk,

provided with alphabetically arranged lists of Members. At one side

of the desk there is a large card marked “A to M,” and on the other

side of the desk another card marked “N to Z.” The Members pass this

desk in single file--each on the proper side, according to his initial

letter--giving their names to the clerks, who tick them off on the

printed list. In this way a record of the Members who take part in each

division is obtained. As the Members pass out of the division lobbies

they are counted by two tellers, one representing the Government and

the other the Opposition, and each acting as a check on the other in

the reckoning.

Lecky, the historian, says that Edmund Burke was perhaps the first

statesman who urged that lists of voters in every important division

should be published, in order that the people might be able to judge

the conduct of their representatives. But Burke’s proposal met with

general disfavour, as an interference with the independence of Members.

Thomas Creevey, in his _Diary_, under date January 29, 1810, writes

in reference to the publication in the newspapers of the way certain

Members had voted in a particular division:

A damned canting fellow in the House, Mr. Manning, complained

of Members’ names being printed as a breach of privilege, and

so it would have passed off if I had not showed them that, so

far from it being a breach of privilege, it was a vote in King

William’s time, “that Members’ names should be printed that the

country might know who did, and who did not, their duty.”

It is the fact, however, that not until 1836, four years after

the passing of the Reform Act, did the House of Commons adopt the

democratic plan of recording the votes of Members and publishing them

in the official report of the proceedings of the House. Before that

date the votes of Members who joined in the debates--at that time a

very small number--might be guessed by the drift of their speeches

as reported in the Press, but how the silent majority voted was an

absolute secret. All that was publicly known were the numbers on each

side. There were then no division lobbies. The usual mode of taking

a division was that the “ayes” went out of the House, and the “noes”

stayed inside. Those inside were first counted; and the number of the

“ayes” was ascertained as they returned to the Chamber. The Press

Gallery, as well as the other galleries, was always cleared when,

on the challenging of a division, the Speaker said, “Strangers will

withdraw.” Old Members resented the new method of taking a division,

introduced in 1836. They declined to give their names to the tellers

who at first took the record, and used to rush past them with averted

faces.

The average time a division occupies is ten minutes. Some big

divisions, for which there is a full muster on each side, take a

quarter of an hour. But at length all the Members have returned from

the lobbies, and the counting is over. The tellers appear in the

Chamber, and report to one of the Clerks at the Table their respective

numbers. The victors will be known in a moment. The Clerk writes the

figures on a slip of paper, which he hands to the principal teller of

the side that has won. Immediately a shout of delight arises from the

Party that is triumphant. They do not wait for the announcement of

the exact numbers. They know they have won--by what majority does not

for the moment concern them--and they rejoice accordingly. Sometimes,

even when the issue lies between Government and Opposition, the exact

result is uncertain or appears to be uncertain judging by the tone of

the speeches. I have often heard debates that ran strongly against

the Government, so much so that a defeat seemed probable. But behind

the Government were those ranks of Members who sit silently on the

back benches--who say nothing, but who vote. Now we shall hear the

numbers. The four tellers meet in a row in front of the Table; the

tellers for the victors to the right facing the Speaker, the tellers

for the vanquished to the left, and when they have bowed to the

Chair, the principal teller for the majority reads out the numbers in

a loud voice: “‘Ayes’ to the right, 398; ‘Noes’ to the left, 190.”

The Ministerialists again lift their voices in exultation and the

Opposition answer back with mocking laughter. “Order, order!” is heard

from Mr. Speaker. The result of the division must be announced from the

Chair. As the tellers return to their places the paper containing the

figures has been passed on by the Clerk to the Speaker. “The ‘Ayes’ to

the right were 398; the ‘Noes’ to the left, 190,” says the Speaker, and

he adds: “The ‘Ayes’ have it.” Once more the vociferations, triumphant

and defiant, are renewed.

Does a Bill on its third reading, or a motion that has been carried

or rejected, really represent the reasoned and deliberate opinion of

the majority? Would the majority have come to the same determination

if--instead of being Members of an Assembly dominated by Party

interests, depending on the uncertain chances of popular election for

their seats in it, and anxious, therefore, to conciliate and stand

well with the electorate--they could have independently considered

the question in the seclusion of their own minds uninfluenced by

these considerations? It is a fascinating because somewhat perplexing

question. For my part I do not think it would make much, if any,

difference. Most men, however situated, will vote politically according

to their Party opinions or interests.

But listen! “Who goes home?” This cry echoes through the lobbies

and corridors of the House of Commons when the House has concluded

its sitting and is about to shut its doors. Surely, a quaint and

curious question to ask of our legislators every night. It had its

origin in the far-off time when an M.P., wending his way homewards

alone at night, was liable to be attacked and robbed, and so the

doorkeepers of the House made arrangements for parties living in the

same district to go home together for mutual protection. Centuries

ago the representatives of the people streamed out of the dim

vastness of Westminster Hall, and, separating into groups, followed

the link-boys carrying flickering torches, through the dark and

intricate streets between Westminster and the residential quarter

of Covent Garden, catching fleeting glimpses on the way of footpads

skulking in the shadows. Dangers of the kind are things of the very

remote past. Yet, such is the reluctance to part with old forms and

ceremonies at Westminster, that in these secure and orderly times of

open thoroughfares, and electric lights and vigilant police, with

underground railways and motor-taxis at command, the question is still

nightly asked: “Who goes home?”

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