THE MINISTER'S WOOING

"Wal, the upshot on't was, they fussed and fuzzled and wuzzled till

they'd drinked up all the tea in the teapot; and then they went down

and called on the Parson, and wuzzled him all up talkin' about this,

that, and t'other that wanted lookin' to, and that it was no way to

leave everything to a young chit like Huldy, and that he ought to be

lookin' about for an experienced woman.

"The Parson, he thanked 'em kindly, and said he believed their

motives was good, but he didn't go no further.

"He didn't ask Mis' Pipperidge to come and stay there and help him,

nor nothin' o' that kind; but he said he'd attend to matters himself.

The fact was, the Parson had got such a likin' for havin' Huldy

'round that he couldn't think o' such a thing as swappin' her off for

the Widder Pipperidge.

"'But,' he thought to himself, 'Huldy is a good girl; but I oughtn't

to be a-leavin' everything to her--it's too hard on her. I ought to

be instructin' and guidin' and helpin' of her; 'cause 'tain't

everybody could be expected to know and do what Mis' Carryl did'; and

so at it he went; and Lordy massy! didn't Huldy hev a time on't when

the minister began to come out of his study and wanted to ten' 'round

an' see to things? Huldy, you see, thought all the world of the

minister, and she was 'most afraid to laugh; but she told me she

couldn't, for the life of her, help it when his back was turned, for

he wuzzled things up in the most singular way. But Huldy, she'd just

say, 'Yes, sir,' and get him off into his study, and go on her own

way.

"'Huldy,' says the minister one day, 'you ain't experienced outdoors;

and when you want to know anything you must come to me.'

"'Yes, sir,' said Huldy.

"'Now, Huldy,' says the Parson, 'you must be sure to save the turkey

eggs, so that we can have a lot of turkeys for Thanksgiving.'

"'Yes, sir,' says Huldy; and she opened the pantry door and showed

him a nice dishful she'd been a-savin' up. Wal, the very next day the

parson's hen-turkey was found killed up to old Jim Scrogg's barn.

Folks say Scroggs killed it, though Scroggs, he stood to it he

didn't; at any rate, the Scroggses they made a meal on't, and Huldy,

she felt bad about it 'cause she'd set her heart on raisin' the

turkeys; and says she, 'Oh, dear! I don't know what I shall do. I was

just ready to set her.'

"'Do, Huldy?' says the Parson; 'why, there's the other turkey, out

there by the door, and a fine bird, too, he is.'

"Sure enough, there was the old tom-turkey a-struttin' and a-sidlin'

and a-quitterin', and a-floutin' his tail feathers in the sun, like a

lively young widower all ready to begin life over again.

"'But,' says Huldy, 'you know _he_ can't set on eggs.'

"'He can't? I'd like to know why" says the Parson. 'He _shall_ set on

eggs, and hatch 'em, too.'

'"Oh, Doctor!' says Huldy, all in a tremble; 'cause, you know, she

didn't want to contradict the minister, and she was afraid she should

laugh--' I never heard that a tom-turkey would set on eggs.'

"'Why, they ought to,' said the Parson getting quite 'arnest. 'What

else be they good for? You just bring out the eggs, now, and put 'em

in the nest, and I'll make him set on 'em.'

"So Huldy, she thought there weren't no way to convince him but to

let him try; so she took the eggs out and fixed 'em all nice in the

nest; and then she come back and found old Tom a-skirmishin' with the

Parson pretty lively, I tell ye. Ye see, old Tom, he didn't take the

idea at all; and he flopped and gobbled, and fit the Parson; and the

Parson's wig got 'round so that his cue stuck straight out over his

ear, but he'd got his blood up. Ye see, the old Doctor was used to

carryin' his p'ints o' doctrine; and he hadn't fit the Arminians and

Socinians to be beat by a tom-turkey; and finally he made a dive and

ketched him by the neck in spite o' his floppin', and stroked him

down, and put Huldy's apron 'round him.

"'There, Huldy,' he says, quite red in the face, 'we've got him now';

and he traveled off to the barn with him as lively as a cricket.

"Huldy came behind, just chokin' with laugh, and afraid the minister

would look 'round and see her.

"'Now, Huldy, we'll crook his legs and set him down,' says the

Parson, when they got him to the nest; 'you see, he is getting quiet,

and he'll set there all right.'

"And the Parson, he sot him down; and old Tom, he sot there solemn

enough and held his head down all droopin', lookin' like a rail pious

old cock as long as the Parson sot by him.

"'There; you see how still he sets,' says the Parson to Huldy.

"Huldy was 'most dyin' for fear she should laugh. 'I'm afraid he'll

get up,' says she, 'when you do.'

"'Oh, no, he won't!' says the Parson, quite confident. 'There,

there,' says he, layin' his hands on him as if pronouncin' a

blessin'.

"But when the Parson riz up, old Tom he riz up, too, and began to

march over the eggs.

"'Stop, now!' says the Parson. 'I'll make him get down agin; hand me

that corn-basket; we'll put that over him.'

"So he crooked old Tom's legs and got him down agin; and they put the

corn-basket over him, and then they both stood and waited.

"'That'll do the thing, Huldy,' said the Parson.

"'I don't know about it,' says Huldy.

"'Oh, yes, it will, child; I understand,' says he.

"Just as he spoke, the basket riz up and stood, and they could see

old Tom's long legs.

"'I'll make him stay down, confound him,' says the Parson, for you

see, parsons is men, like the rest on us, and the Doctor had got his

spunk up.

"'You jist hold him a minute, and I'll get something that'll make him

stay, I guess; and out he went to the fence and brought in a long,

thin, flat stone, and laid it on old Tom's back.

"'Oh, my eggs!' says Huldy. 'I'm afraid he's smashed 'em!'

"And sure enough, there they was, smashed flat enough under the

stone.

"'I'll have him killed,' said the Parson. 'We won't have such a

critter 'round.'

"Wall next week, Huldy, she jist borrowed the minister's horse and

side-saddle and rode over to South Parish to her Aunt Bascome's--

Widder Bascome's, you know, that lives there by the trout-brook--and

got a lot o' turkey eggs o' her, and come back and set a hen on 'em,

and said nothin'; and in good time there was as nice a lot o' turkey-

chicks as ever ye see.

"Huldy never said a word to the minister about his experiment, and he

never said a word to her; but he sort o' kep more to his books and

didn't take it on him to advise so much.

"But not long arter he took it into his head that Huldy ought to have

a pig to be a-fattin' with the buttermilk.

"Mis' Pipperidge set him up to it; and jist then old Tom Bigelow, out

to Juniper Hill, told him if he'd call over he'd give him a little

pig.

"So he sent for a man, and told him to build a pig-pen right out by

the well, and have it all ready when he came home with his pig.

"Huldy said she wished he might put a curb round the well out there,

because in the dark sometimes a body might stumble into it; and the

Parson said he might do that.

"Wal, old Aikin, the carpenter, he didn't come till 'most the middle

of the afternoon; and then he sort o' idled, so that he didn't get up

the well-curb till sundown; and then he went off, and said he'd come

and do the pig-pen next day.

"Wal, arter dark, Parson Carryl, he driv into the yard, full chizel,

with his pig.

"'There, Huldy. I've got you a nice little pig.'

"'Dear me!' says Huldy; 'where have you put him?'

"'Why, out there in the pig-pen, to be sure.'

"'Oh, dear me!' says Huldy,'that's the well-curb--there ain't no pig-

pen built,' says she.

"'Lordy massy!' says the Parson; 'then I've thrown the pig in the

well!'

"Wal, Huldy she worked and worked, and finally she fished piggy out

in the bucket, but he was as dead as a doornail; and she got him out

o' the way quietly, and didn't say much; and the Parson he took to a

great Hebrew book in his study.

"After that the Parson set sich store by Huldy that he come to her

and asked her about everything, and it was amazin' how everything she

put her hand to prospered. Huldy planted marigolds and larkspurs,

pinks and carnations, all up and down the path to the front door; and

trained up mornin'-glories and scarlet runners round the windows. And

she was always gettin' a root here, and a sprig there, and a seed

from somebody else; for Huldy was one o' them that has the gift, so

that ef you jist give 'em the leastest of anything they make a great

bush out of it right away; so that in six months Huldy had roses and

geraniums and lilies sich as it would take a gardener to raise.

"Huldy was so sort o' chipper and fair spoken that she got the hired

men all under her thumb: they come to her and took her orders jist as

meek as so many calves, and she traded at the store, and kep' the

accounts, and she had her eyes everywhere, and tied up all the ends

so tight that there wa'n't no gettin' 'round her. She wouldn't let

nobody put nothin' off on Parson Carryl 'cause he was a minister.

Huldy was allers up to anybody that wanted to make a hard bargain,

and afore he knew jist what he was about she'd got the best end of

it, and everybody said that Huldy was the most capable girl they ever

traded with.

"Wal, come to the meetin' of the Association, Mis' Deakin Blodgett

and Mis' Pipperidge come callin' up to the Parson's all in a stew and

offerin' their services to get the house ready, but the Doctor he

jist thanked 'em quite quiet, and turned 'em over to Huldy; and Huldy

she told 'em that she'd got everything ready, and showed 'em her

pantries, and her cakes, and her pies, and her puddin's, and took 'em

all over the house; and they went peekin' and pokin', openin'

cupboard doors, and lookin' into drawers; and they couldn't find so

much as a thread out o' the way, from garret to cellar, and so they

went off quite discontented. Arter that the women sat a new trouble

a-brewin'. They began to talk that it was a year now since Mis'

Carryl died; and it railly wasn't proper such a young gal to be

stayin' there, who everybody could see was a-settin' her cap for the

minister.

"Mis' Pipperidge said, that so long as she looked on Huldy as the

hired gal she hadn't thought much about it; but Huldy was railly

takin' on airs as an equal, and appearin' as mistress o' the house in

a way that would make talk if it went on. And Mis' Pipperidge she

driv 'round up to Deakin Abner Snow's, and down to Mis 'Lijah

Perry's, and asked them if they wasn't afraid that the way the Parson

and Huldy was a-goin on might make talk. And they said they hadn't

thought on't before, but now, come to think on't it, they was sure it

would and they all went and talked with somebody else and asked them

if they didn't think it would make talk. So come Sunday, between

meetin's there warn't nothin' else talked about; and Huldy saw folks

a-noddin' and a-winkin', and a-lookin' arter her, and she begun to

feel drefful sort o' disagreeable. Finally Mis' Sawin, she says to

her, 'My dear, didn't you never think folk would talk about you and

the minister?'

"'No; why should they?' says Huldy, quite innocent.

"'Wal, dear,' says she, 'I think it's a shame; but they say you're

tryin' to catch him, and that it's so bold and improper for you to be

courtin' of him right in his own house--you know folks will talk--I

thought I'd tell you, 'cause I think so much of you,' says she.

"Huldy was a gal of spirit, and she despised the talk, but it made

her drefful uncomfortable; and when she got home at night she sat

down in the mornin'-glory porch, quite quiet, and didn't sing a word.

"The minister he had heard the same thing from one of his deakins

that day; and when he saw Huldy so kind o' silent, he says to her,

'Why don't you sing, my child?'

"He had a pleasant sort o' way with him, the minister had, and Huldy

had got to likin' to be with him; and it all come over her that

perhaps she ought to go away; and her throat kind o' filled up so she

couldn't hardly speak; and, says she, 'I can't sing to-night'

"Says he, 'You don't know how much good your singin' has done me, nor

how much good you have done me in all ways, Huldy. I wish I knew how

to show my gratitude.'

"'Oh, sir!' says Huldy, '_is_ it improper for me to be here?'

"'No, dear,' says the minister, 'but ill-natured folks will talk; but

there is one way we can stop it, Huldy--if you'll marry me. You'll

make me very happy, and I'll do all I can to make you happy. Will

you?'

"Wal, Huldy never told me just what she said to the minister; gals

never does give you the particulars of them things jist as you'd like

'em--only I know the upshot and the hull on't was, that Huldy she did

a considerable lot o' clear starchin' and ironin' the next two days,

and the Friday o' next week the minister and she rode over together

to Doctor Lothrop's, in Oldtown, and the Doctor he jist made 'em man

and wife."

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