MIS' SMITH

All day she hurried to get through, The same as lots of wimmin do;

Sometimes at night her husban' said, "Ma, ain't you goin' to come to

bed?" And then she'd kinder give a hitch, And pause half way between a

stitch, And sorter sigh, and say that she Was ready as she'd ever be,

She reckoned.

And so the years went one by one, An' somehow she was never done; An'

when the angel said, as how "Miss Smith, it's time you rested now,"

She sorter raised her eyes to look A second, as a stitch she took;

"All right, I'm comin' now," says she, "I'm ready as I'll ever be, I

reckon."

Albert Bigelow Paine.

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