A PLEA FOR HUMOR

More than half a dozen years have passed since Mr. Andrew Lang,

startled for once out of his customary light-heartedness, asked

himself, and his readers, and the ghost of Charles Dickens--all three

powerless to answer--whether the dismal seriousness of the present

day was going to last forever; or whether, when the great wave of

earnestness had rippled over our heads, we would pluck up heart to be

merry and, if needs be, foolish once again. Not that mirth and folly

are in any degree synonymous, as of old; for the merry fool, too

scarce, alas! even in the times when Jacke of Dover hunted for him in

the highways, has since then grown to be rarer than a phenix. He has

carried his cap and bells and jests and laughter elsewhere, and has

left us to the mercies of the serious fool, who is by no means so

seductive a companion. If the Cocquecigrues are in possession of the

land, and if they are tenants exceedingly hard to evict, it is

because of the encouragement they receive from those to whom we

innocently turn for help: from the poets, novelists and men of

letters whose duty it is to brighten and make glad our days.

"It is obvious," sighs Mr. Birrell dejectedly, "that many people

appear to like a drab-colored world, hung around with dusky shreds of

philosophy"; but it is more obvious still that, whether they like it

or not, the drapings grow a trifle dingier every year, and that no

one seems to have the courage to tack up something gay. What is much

worse, even those bits of wanton color which have rested generations

of weary eyes are being rapidly obscured by somber and intricate

scroll-work, warranted to oppress and fatigue. The great masterpieces

of humor, which have kept men young by laughter, are being tried in

the courts of an orthodox morality and found lamentably wanting; or

else, by way of giving them another chance, they are being subjected

to the _peine forte et dure_ of modern analysis, and are revealing

hideous and melancholy meanings in the process. I have always believed

that Hudibras owes its chilly treatment at the hands of critics--with

the single and most genial exception of Sainte-Beuve--to the absolute

impossibility of twisting it into something serious. Strive as we may,

we cannot put a new construction on those vigorous old jokes, and to

be simply and barefacedly amusing is no longer considered a sufficient

_raison d'etre_. It is the most significant token of our ever-

increasing "sense of moral responsibility in literature" that we

should be always trying to graft our own conscientious purposes upon

those authors who, happily for themselves, lived and died before

virtue, colliding desperately with cakes and ale, had imposed such

depressing obligations.

"'Don Quixote,'" says Mr. Shorthouse with unctuous gravity, "will

come in time to be recognized as one of the saddest books ever

written"; and, if the critics keep on expounding it much longer, I

truly fear it will. It may be urged that Cervantes himself was low

enough to think it exceedingly funny; but then one advantage of our

new and keener insight into literature is to prove to us how

indifferently great authors understood their own masterpieces.

Shakespeare, we are told, knew comparatively little about "Hamlet,"

and he is to be congratulated on his limitations. Defoe would hardly

recognize "Robinson Crusoe" as "a picture of civilization," having

innocently supposed it to be quite the reverse; and he would be as

amazed as we are to learn from Mr. Frederic Harrison that his book

contains "more psychology, more political economy, and more

anthropology than are to be found in many elaborate treatises on

these especial subjects"--blighting words which I would not even

venture to quote if I thought that any boy would chance to read them

and so have one of the pleasures of his young life destroyed. As for

"Don Quixote," which its author persisted in regarding with such

misplaced levity, it has passed through many bewildering

vicissitudes. It has figured bravely as a satire on the Duke of

Lerma, on Charles V., on Philip II., on Ignatius Loyola-Cervantes was

the most devout of Catholics--and on the Inquisition, which,

fortunately, did not think so. In fact, there is little or nothing

which it has not meant in its time; and now, having attained that

deep spiritual inwardness which we have been recently told is lacking

in poor Goldsmith, we are requested by Mr. Shorthouse to refrain from

all brutal laughter, but, with a shadowy smile and a profound

seriousness, to attune ourselves to the proper state of receptivity.

Old-fashioned, coarse-minded people may perhaps ask, "But if we are

not to laugh at 'Don Quixote,' at whom are we, please, to laugh?"--a

question which I, for one, would hardly dare to answer. Only, after r

eading the following curious sentence, extracted from a lately

published volume of criticism, I confess to finding myself in a state

of mental perplexity utterly alien to mirth. "How much happier," its

author sternly reminds us, "was poor Don Quixote in his energetic

career, in his earnest redress of wrong, and in his ultimate triumph

over self, than he could have been in the gnawing reproach and

spiritual stigma which a yielding to weakness never failingly

entails!" Beyond this point it would be hard to go. Were these things

really spoken of the "ingenious gentleman" of La Mancha or of John

Howard or George Peabody or perhaps Elizabeth Fry--or is there no

longer such a thing as recognized absurdity In the world?

Another gloomy indication of the departure of humor from our midst is

the tendency of philosophical writers to prove by analysis that, if

they are not familiar with the thing itself, they at least know of

what it should consist. Mr. Shorthouse's depressing views about "Don

Quixote" are merely introduced as illustrating a very scholarly and

comfortless paper on the subtle qualities of mirth. No one could deal

more gracefully and less humorously with his topic than does Mr.

Shorthouse, and we are compelled to pause every now and then and

reassure ourselves as to the subject matter of his eloquence.

Professor Everett has more recently and more cheerfully defined for

us the Philosophy of the Comic, in a way which, if it does not add to

our gaiety, cannot be accused of plunging us deliberately into gloom.

He thinks, indeed--and small wonder--that there is "a genuine

difficulty in distinguishing between the comic and the tragic," and

that what we need is some formula which shall accurately interpret

the precise qualities of each, and he is disposed to illustrate his

theory by dwelling on the tragic side of Falstaff, which is, of all

injuries, the grimmest and hardest to forgive. Falstaff is now the

forlorn hope of those who love to laugh, and when he is taken away

from us, as soon, alas! he will be, and sleeps with Don Quixote in

the "dull cold marble" of an orthodox sobriety, how shall we make

merry our souls? Mr. George Radford, who enriched the first volume of

"Obiter dicta" with such a loving study of the fat-witted old knight,

tells us reassuringly that by laughter man is distinguished from the

beasts, though the cares and sorrows of life have all but deprived

him of this elevating grace and degraded him into a brutal solemnity.

Then comes along a rare genius like Falstaff, who restores the power

of laughter, and transforms the stolid brute once more into a man,

and who accordingly has the highest claim to our grateful and

affectionate regard. That there are those who persist in looking upon

him as a selfish and worthless fellow is, from Mr. Radford's point of

view, a sorrowful instance of human thanklessness and perversity. But

this I take to be the enamored and exaggerated language of a too

faithful partizan. Morally speaking, Falstaff has not a leg to stand

upon, and there is a tragic element lurking always amid the fun. But,

seen in the broad sunlight of his transcendent humor, this shadow is

as the halfpennyworth of bread to his own noble ocean of sack, and

why should we be forever trying to force it into prominence? When

Charlotte Bronte advised her friend Ellen Nussey to read none of

Shakespeare's comedies, she was not beguiled for a moment into

regarding them as serious and melancholy lessons of life; but with

uncompromising directness put them down as mere improper plays, the

amusing qualities of which were insufficient to excuse their

coarseness, and which were manifestly unfit for the "gentle Ellen's"

eyes.

In fact, humor would at all times have been the poorest excuse to

offer to Miss Bronte for any form of moral dereliction, for it was

the one quality she lacked herself and failed to tolerate in others.

Sam Weller was apparently as obnoxious to her as was Falstaff, for

she would not even consent to meet Dickens when she was being

lionized in London society--a degree of abstemiousness on her part

which it is disheartening to contemplate. It does not seem too much

to say that every shortcoming in Charlotte Bronte's admirable work,

every limitation in her splendid genius, arose primarily from her

want of humor. Her severities of judgment--and who more severe than

she?--were due to the same melancholy cause; for humor is the

kindliest thing alive. Compare the harshness with which she handles

her hapless curates and the comparative crudity of her treatment,

with the surprising lightness of Miss Austen's touch as she rounds

and completes her immortal clerical portraits. Miss Bronte tells us,

in one of her letters, that she regarded _all_ curates as

"highly uninteresting, narrow, and unattractive specimens of the

coarser sex," just as she found _all_ the Belgian schoolgirls

"cold, selfish, animal and inferior." But to Miss Austen's keen and

friendly eye the narrowest of clergymen was not wholly uninteresting,

the most inferior of schoolgirls not without some claim to our

consideration; even the coarseness of the male sex was far from

vexing her maidenly serenity, probably because she was unacquainted

with the Rochester type. Mr. Elton is certainly narrow, Mary Bennet

extremely inferior; but their authoress only laughs at them softly,

with a quiet tolerance and a good-natured sense of amusement at their

follies. It was little wonder that Charlotte Bronte, who had at all

times the courage of her convictions, could not and would not read

Jane Austen's novels. "They have not got story enough for me," she

boldly affirmed. "I don't want my blood curdled, but I like to have

it stirred. Miss Austen strikes me as milk-and-watery and, to say

truth, dull." Of course she did! How was a woman, whose ideas of

after-dinner conversation are embodied in the amazing language of

Baroness Ingram and her titled friends to appreciate the delicious,

sleepy small-talk in "Sense and Sensibility," about the respective

heights of the respective grandchildren? It is to Miss Bronte's

abiding lack of humor that we owe such stately caricatures as Blanche

Ingram and all the high-born, ill-bred company who gather in

Thornfield Hall, like a group fresh from Madame Tussaud's ingenious

workshop, and against whose waxen unreality Jane Eyre and Rochester,

alive to their very finger-tips, contrast like twin sparks of fire.

It was her lack of humor, too, which beguiled her into asserting that

the forty "wicked, sophistical and immoral French novels" which found

their way down to lonely Haworth gave her "a thorough idea of France

and Paris"--alas! poor, misjudged France!--and which made her think

Thackeray very nearly as wicked, sophistical and immoral as the

French novels. Even her dislike for children was probably due to the

same irremediable misfortune; for the humors of children are the only

redeeming points amid their general naughtiness and vexing

misbehavior. Mr. Swinburne, guiltless himself of any jocose

tendencies, has made the unique discovery that Charlotte Bronte

strongly resembles Cervantes, and that Paul Emanuel is a modern

counterpart of Don Quixote; and well it is for our poet that the

irascible little professor never heard him hint at such a similarity.

Surely, to use one of Mr. Swinburne's own incomparable expressions,

the parallel is no better than a "subsimious absurdity."

On the other hand, we are told that Miss Austen owed her lively sense

of humor to her habit of dissociating the follies of mankind from any

rigid standard of right and wrong; which means, I suppose, that she

never dreamed she had a mission. Nowadays, indeed, no writer is

without one. We cannot even read a paper upon gypsies and not become

aware that its author is deeply imbued with a sense of his personal

responsibility for these agreeable rascals whom he insists upon our

taking seriously as if we wanted to have anything to do with them on

such terms! "Since the time of Carlyle," says Mr. Bagehot,

"earnestness has been a favorite virtue in literature"; but Oarlyle,

though sharing largely in that profound melancholy which he declared

to be the basis of every English soul, and though he was unfortunate

enough to think Pickwick sad trash, had nevertheless a grim and

eloquent humor of his own. With him, at least, earnestness never

degenerated into dulness; and while dulness may be, as he

unhesitatingly affirmed, the first requisite for a great and free

people, yet a too heavy percentage of this valuable quality is fatal

to the sprightly grace of literature. "In our times," said an old

Scotchwoman, "there's fully mony modern principles," and the first of

these seems to be the substitution of a serious and critical

discernment for the light-hearted sympathy of former days. Our

grandfathers cried a little and laughed a good deal over their books,

without the smallest sense of anxiety or responsibility in the

matter; but we are called on repeatedly to face problems which we

would rather let alone, to dive dismally into motives, to trace

subtle connections, to analyze uncomfortable sensations, and to

exercise in all cases a discreet and conscientious severity, when

what we really want and need is half an hour's amusement. There is no

stronger proof of the great change that has swept over mankind than

the sight of a nation which used to chuckle over "Tom Jones"

absorbing a few years ago countless editions of "Robert Elsmer

e." What is droller still is that the people who read "Robert

Elsmere" would think it wrong to enjoy "Tom Jones," and that the

people who enjoyed "Tom Jones" would have thought it wrong to read

"Robert Elsmere"; and that the people who, wishing to be on the safe

side of virtue, think it wrong to read either, are scorned greatly as

lacking true moral discrimination.

Now he would be a brave man who would undertake to defend the utterly

indefensible literature of the past. Where it was most humorous it

was also most coarse, wanton and cruel; but, in banishing these

objectionable qualities, we have effectually contrived to rid

ourselves of the humor as well, and with it we have lost one of the

safest instincts of our souls. Any book which serves to lower the sum

of human gaiety is a moral delinquent; and instead of coddling it

into universal notice and growing owlish in its gloom, we should put

it briskly aside in favor of brighter and pleasanter things. When

Father Faber said that there was no greater help to a religious life

than a keen sense of the ridiculous, he startled a number of pious

people, yet what a luminous and cordial message it was to help us on

our way! Mr. Birrell has recorded the extraordinary delight with

which he came across some after-dinner sally of the Reverend Henry

Martyn's; for the very thought of that ardent and fiery spirit

relaxing into pleasantries over the nuts and wine made him appear

like an actual fellow-being of our own. It is with the same feeling

intensified, as I have already noted, that we read some of the

letters of the early fathers--those grave and hallowed figures seen

through a mist of centuries--and find them jesting at one another in

the gayest and least sacerdotal manner imaginable. "Who could tell a

story with more wit, who could joke so pleasantly?" sighs St. Gregory

of Nazienzen of his friend St. Basil, remembering doubtless with a

heavy heart the shafts of good-humored raillery that had brightened

their lifelong intercourse. With what kindly and loving zest does

Gregory, himself the most austere of men, mock at Basil's

asceticism--at those "sad and hungry banquets" of which he was

invited to partake, those "ungarden-like gardens, void of pot-herbs,"

in which he was expected to dig! With what delightful alacrity does

Basil vindicate his reputation for humor by making a most excellent

joke in court, for the benefit of a brutal magistrate who fiercely

threatened to tear out his liver! "Your intention is a benevolent

one," said the saint, who had been for years a confirmed invalid.

"Where it is now located, it has given me nothing but trouble."

Surely, as we read such an anecdote as this, we share in the curious

sensation experienced by little Tom Tulliver, when, by dint of

Maggie's repeated questions, he began slowly to understand that the

Romance had once been real men, who were happy enough to speak their

own language without any previous introduction to the Eton grammar.

In like manner, when we come to realize that the fathers of the

primitive church enjoyed their quips and cranks and jests as much as

do Mr. Trollope's jolly deans or vicars, we feel we have at last

grasped the secret of their identity, and we appreciate the force of

Father Faber's appeal to the frank spirit of a wholesome mirth.

Perhaps one reason for the scanty tolerance that humor receives at

the hands of the disaffected is because of the rather selfish way in

which the initiated enjoy their fun; for there is always a secret

irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join. Mr. George

Saintsbury is plainly of this way of thinking, and, being blessed

beyond his fellows with a love for all that is jovial, he speaks from

out of the richness of his experience. "Those who have a sense of

humor," he says, "instead of being quietly and humbly thankful, are

perhaps a little too apt to celebrate their joy in the face of the

afflicted ones who have it not; and the afflicted ones only follow a

general law in protesting that it is a very worthless thing, if not a

complete humbug." This spirit of exclusiveness on the one side and of

irascibility on the other may be greatly deplored, but who is there

among us, I wonder, wholly innocent of blame? Mr. Saintsbury himself

confesses to a silent chuckle of delight when he thinks of the dimly

veiled censoriousness with which Peacock's inimitable humor has been

received by one-half of the reading world. In other words, his

enjoyment of the Reverend Doctors Folliott and Opimian is sensibly

increased by the reflection that a great many worthy people, even

among his own acquaintances, are, by some mysterious law of their

being, debarred from any share in his pleasure. Yet surely we need

not be so niggardly in this matter. There is wit enough in those two

reverend gentlemen to go all around the living earth and leave plenty

for generations now unborn. Each might say with Juliet:

"The more I give to thee,

The more I have;"

for wit is as infinite as love, and a deal more lasting in its

qualities. When Peacock describes a country gentleman's range of

ideas as "nearly commensurate with that of the great king

Nebuchadnezzar when he was turned out to grass," he affords us a

happy illustration of the eternal fitness of humor, for there can

hardly come a time when such an apt comparison will fail to point its

meaning.

Mr. Birrell is quite as selfish in his felicity as Mr. Saintsbury,

and perfectly frank in acknowledging it. He dwells rapturously over

certain well-loved pages of "Pride and Prejudice" and "Mansfield

Park," and then deliberately adds, "When an admirer of Miss Austen

reads these familiar passages, the smile of satisfaction, betraying

the deep inward peace they never fail to beget, widens like 'a circle

in the water,' as he remembers (and he is always careful to remember)

how his dearest friend, who has been so successful in life, can no

more read Miss Austen than he can read the Moabitish stone." The same

peculiarity is noticeable in the more ardent lovers of Charles Lamb.

They seem to want him all to themselves, look askance upon any

fellow-being who ventures to assert a modest preference for their

idol, and brighten visibly when some ponderous critic declares the

Letters to be sad stuff and not worth half the exasperating nonsense

talked about them. Yet Lamb flung his good things to the wind with

characteristic prodigality, little recking by whom or in what spirit

they were received. How many witticisms, I wonder, were roared into

the deaf ears of old Thomas Westwood, who heard them not, alas! but

who laughed all the same, out of pure sociability, and with a

pleasant sense that something funny had been said! And what of that

ill-fated pun which Lamb, in a moment of deplorable abstraction, let

fall at a funeral, to the surprise and consternation of the mourners?

Surely a man who could joke at a funeral never meant his pleasantries

to be hoarded up for the benefit of an initiated few, but would

gladly see them the property of all living men; ay, and of all dead

men, too, were such a distribution possible. "Damn the age! I will

write for antiquity!" he exclaimed with not unnatural heat when the

"Gypsy's Malison" was rejected by the ingenious editors of the

_Gem_, on the ground that it would "shock all mothers"; and even

this expression, uttered with pardonable irritation, manifests no

solicitude for a narrow and esoteric audience.

"Wit is useful for everything, but sufficient for nothing," says

Amiel, who probably felt he needed some excuse for burying so much of

his Gallic sprightliness in Teutonic gloom; and dulness, it must be

admitted, has the distinct advantage of being useful for everybody

and sufficient for nearly everybody as well. Nothing, we are told, is

more rational than ennui; and Mr. Bagehot, contemplating the "grave

files of speechless men" who have always represented the English

land, exults more openly and energetically even than Carlyle in the

saving dulness, the superb impenetrability, which stamps the

Englishman, as it stamped the Roman, with the sign-manual of patient

strength. Stupidity, he reminds us, is not folly, and moreover it

often insures a valuable consistency. "What I says is this here, as I

was a-saying yesterday, is the average Englishman's notion of

historical eloquence and habitual discretion." But Mr. Bagehot could

well afford to trifle thus coyly with dulness, because he knew it

only theoretically and as a dispassionate observer. His own roof-tree

is free from the blighting presence; his own pages are guiltless of

the leaden touch. It has been well said that an ordinary mortal might

live for a twelvemonth like a gentleman on Hazlitt's ideas; but he

might, if he were clever, shine all his life long with the reflected

splendor of Mr. Bagehot's wit, and be thought to give forth a very

respectable illumination. There is a telling quality in every stroke;

a pitiless dexterity that drives the weapon, like a fairy's arrow,

straight to some vital point. When we read that "of all pursuits ever

invented by man for separating the faculty of argument from the

capacity of belief, the art of debating is probably the most

effective," we feel that an unwelcome statement has been expressed

with Mephistophelian coolness; and remembering that these words were

uttered before Mr. Gladstone had attained his parliamentary

preeminence, we have but another proof of the imperishable accuracy

of wit. Only say a clever thing, and mankind will go on forever

furnishing living illustrations of its truth. It was Thurlow who

originally remarked that, "companies have neither bodies to kick nor

souls to lose," and the jest fits in so aptly with our everyday

humors and experiences that I have heard men attribute it casually to

their friends, thinking, perhaps, that it must have been born in

these times of giant corporations, of city railroads, and of trusts.

What a gap between Queen Victoria and Queen Bess; what a thorough and

far-reaching change in everything that goes to make up the life and

habits of men; and yet Shakespeare's fine strokes of humor have

become so fitted to our common speech that the very unconsciousness

with which we apply them proves how they tally with our modern

emotions and opportunities. Lesser lights burn quite as steadily.

Pope and Goldsmith reappear on the lips of people whose knowledge of

the "Essay on Man" is of the very haziest character, and whose

acquaintance with "She Stoops to Conquer" is confined exclusively to

Mr. Abbey's graceful illustrations. Not very long ago I heard a

bright schoolgirl, when reproached for wet feet or some such youthful

indiscretion, excuse herself gaily on the plea that she was "bullying

nature"; and, knowing that the child was but modestly addicted to her

books, I wondered how many of Doctor Holmes's trenchant sayings have

become a heritage in our households, detached often from their

original kinship, and seeming like the rightful property of every one

who utters them. It is an amusing, barefaced, witless sort of

robbery, yet surely not without its compensations; for it must be a

pleasant thing to reflect in old age that the general murkiness of

life has been lit up here and there by sparks struck from one's

youthful fire, and that these sparks, though they wander occasionally

masterless as will-o'-the-wisps, are destined never to go out.

Are destined never to go out! In its vitality lies the supreme

excellence of humor. Whatever has "wit enough to keep it sweet"

defies corruption and outlasts all time; but the wit must be of that

outward and visible order which needs no introduction or

demonstration at our hands. It is an old trick with dull novelists to

describe their characters as being exceptionally brilliant people,

and to trust that we will take their word for it and ask no further

proof. Every one remembers how Lord Beaconsfield would tell us that a

cardinal could "sparkle with anecdote and blaze with repartee"; and

how utterly destitute of sparkle or blaze were the specimens of His

Eminence's conversation with which we were subsequently favored.

Those "lively dinners" in "Endymion" and "Lothair" at which we were

assured the brightest minds in England loved to gather became mere

Barmecide feasts when reported to us without a single amusing remark,

such waifs and strays of conversation as reached our ears being of

the dreariest and most fatuous description. It is not so with the

real masters of their craft. Mr. Peacock does not stop to explain to

us that Doctor Folliott is witty. The reverend gentleman opens his

mouth and acquaints us with the fact himself. There is no need for

George Eliot to expatiate on Mrs. Poyser's humor. Five minutes of

that lady's society is amply sufficient for the revelation. We do not

even hear Mr. Poyser and the rest of the family enlarging delightedly

on the subject, as do all of Lawyer Putney's friends, in Mr.

Howells's story, "Annie Kilburn"; and yet even the united testimony

of Hatboro' fails to clear up our lingering doubts concerning Mr.

Putney's wit. The dull people of that soporific town are really and

truly and realistically dull. There is no mistaking them. The stamp

of veracity is upon every brow. They pay morning calls, and we listen

to their conversation with a dreamy impression that we have heard it

all many times before, and that the ghosts of our own morning calls

are revisiting us, not in the glimpses of the moon, but in Mr.

Howells's decorous and quiet pages. That curious conviction that we

have formerly passed through a precisely similar experience is strong

upon us as we read, and it is the most emphatic testimony to the

novelist's peculiar skill. But there is none of this instantaneous

acquiescence in Mr. Putney's wit; for although he does make one very

nice little joke, it is hardly enough to flavor all his conversation,

which is for the most part rather unwholesome than humorous. The only

way to elucidate him is to suppose that Mr. Howells, in sardonic

mood, wishes to show us that if a man be discreet enough to take to

hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is

ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining

qualities which, we are given to understand he balked and frustrated

by his one unfortunate weakness. How many of us know these

exceptionally brilliant lawyers, doctors, politicians and journalists

who bear a charmed reputation based exclusively upon their inebriety,

and who take good care not to imperil it by too long a relapse into

the mortifying self-revelations of soberness! And what wrong has been

done to the honored name of humor by these pretentious rascals! We do

not love Falstaff because he is drunk; we do not admire Becky Sharp

because she is wicked. Drunkenness and wickedness are things easy of

imitation; yet all the sack in Christendom could not beget us another

Falstaff--though Seithenyn ap Seithyn comes very near to the

incomparable model--and all the wickedness in the world could not

fashion us a second Becky Sharp. There are too many dull topers and

stupid sinners among mankind to admit of any uncertainty on these

points.

Bishop Burnet, in describing Lord Halifax, tells us, with thinly

veiled disapprobation, that he was "a man of fine and ready wit, full

of life, and very pleasant, but much turned to satire. His

imagination was too hard for his judgment, and a severe jest took

more with him than all arguments whatever." Yet this was the first

statesman of his age, and one whose clear and tranquil vision

penetrated so far beyond the turbulent, troubled times he lived in

that men looked askance upon a power they but dimly understood. The

sturdy "Trimmer," who would be bullied neither by king nor commons,

who would "speak his mind and not be hanged as long as there was law

in England," must have turned with infinite relief from the horrible

medley of plots and counterplots, from the ugly images of Oates and

Dangerfield, from the scaffolds of Stafford and Russell and Sidney,

from the Bloody Circuit and the massacre of Glencoe, from the false

smiles of princes and the howling arrogance of the mob, to any jest,

however "severe," which would restore to him his cold and fastidious

serenity and keep his judgment and his good temper unimpaired.

"Ridicule is the test of truth," said Hazlitt, and it is a test which

Halifax remorselessly applied, and which would not be without its

uses to the Trimmer of to-day, in whom this adjusting sense is

lamentably lacking. For humor distorts nothing, and only false gods

are laughed off their earthly pedestals. What monstrous absurdities

and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and

then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a

laugh! What healthy exultation, what genial mirth, what loyal

brotherhood of mirth attends the friendly sound! Yet in labeling our

life and literature, as the Danes labeled their Royal Theatre in

Copenhagen, "Not for amusement merely," we have pushed one step

further, and the legend too often stands, "Not for amusement at all."

Life is no laughing matter, we are told, which is true; and, what is

still more dismal to contemplate, books are no laughing matters,

either. Only now and then some gay, defiant rebel, like Mr.

Saintsbury, flaunts the old flag, hums a bar of "Blue Bonnets over

the Border," and ruffles the quiet waters of our souls by hinting

that this age of Apollinaris and of lectures is at fault, and that it

has produced nothing which can vie as literature with the products of

the ages of wine and song.

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