CHAPTER XVIII.

Spanish Spiritual Remedies for the Body--Miraculous

Relics--Sanative Oils--Philosophy of Relic Remedies--Midwifery and

the Cinta of Tortosa--Bull of Crusade.

The Reverend Dr. Fernando Castillo, an esteemed Spanish author and

teacher, remarks, in his luminous Life of St. Domenick, that Spain has

been so bountifully provided by heaven with fine climate, soil, and

extra number of saints, that his countrymen are prone to be idle and to

neglect such rare advantages. Certainly they may not dig and delve so

deeply as is done in lands less favoured, but the reproach of omitting

to call on Hercules to do their work, or of not making the most of

Santiago in any bodily dilemma, is a somewhat too severe reproach:

nowhere in case of sickness have the saving virtues of relics, and the

adjurations of holy monks, been more implicitly relied on.

[Sidenote: MIRACULOUS SANATIVE OILS.]

[Sidenote: COSTUME OF CONVALESCENTS.]

As our learned readers well know, the medical practice of the ancients

was, as that of the Orientals still is, more peculiar than scientific.

When disease was thought to be a divine punishment for sin, it was held

to be wicked to resist by calling in human aid: thus Asa was blamed, and

thus Moslems and Spaniards resign themselves to their fate, distrusting,

and very properly, their medical men: “Am I a god, to kill or make

alive?” In the large towns, in these days of progress, some patients may

“suffer a recovery” according to European practice; but in the country

and remote villages,--and we speak from repeated personal

experience,--the good old reliance on relics and charms is far from

exploded; and however Dr. Sangrado and Philip III., whose decrees on

medical matters yet adorn the Spanish statutes at large, deplore the

introduction of perplexing chemistry, mineral therapeuticals still

remain a considerable dead letter, as the church has transferred the

efficacy of faith from spiritual to temporal concerns, and gun-shot

wounds. Even Ponz, the Lysons of Spain, and before the Inquisition was

abolished, ventured to express surprise at the number of images ascribed

to St. Luke, who, says he, was not a sculptor, but a physician, whence

possibly their sanative influence. The old Iberians were great herbalist

doctors; thus those who had a certain plant in their houses, were

protected, as a blessed palm branch now wards off lightning. They had

also a drink made of a hundred herbs, and hence called _centum herbæ_, a

_bebida de cien herbas_, which, like Morison’s vegetable pills, cured

every possible disease, and was so palatable that it was drunk at

banquets, which modern physic is not; moreover, according to Pliny, they

cured the gout with flour, and relieved elongated uvulas by hanging

purslain round the patient’s throat. So now the _curas y curanderos_,

country curates and quacks, furnish charms and incantations, just as

Ulysses stopped his bleeding by cantation: a medal of Santiago cures the

ague, a handkerchief of the Virgin the ophthalmia, a bone of San Magin

answers all the purposes of mercury, a scrap of San Frutos supplied at

Segovia the loss of common sense; the Virgin of Oña destroyed worms in

royal Infantes, and her sash at Tortosa delivers royal Infantas. Every

Murcian peasant believes that no disease can affect him or his cattle,

if he touches them with the cross of Caravaca, which angels brought from

heaven and placed on a red cow. When we were last at Manresa, the worthy

man who showed the cave in which Loyola the founder of the Jesuits did

penance for a year, increased an honest livelihood by the sale of its

pulverized stones, that were swallowed by the faithful in cases in which

an English doctor would prescribe Dover’s or James’s powders. Every

province, not to say parish, has its own tutelar saint and relic, which

are much honoured and resorted to in their local jurisdiction, and very

little thought of out of it, their power to cure having been apparently

granted to them by Santiago, as a commission to commit is by Queen

Victoria to a magistrate, whose authority does not extend beyond the

county bounds. Zaragoza was admirably provided: a portion of the liver

of Santa Engracia was anciently resorted to, in cases where blue pill

would be beneficial; the oil of her lamps, which never smoked the

ceilings, cured _lamparones_, or tumours in the neck, while that which

burnt before the _Virgen del Pilar_, or the image of the Virgin which

came down from heaven on a pillar, restored lost legs; Cardinal de Retz

mentions in his Memoirs having seen a man whose wooden substitutes

became needless when the originals grew again on being rubbed with it;

and this portent was long celebrated by the Dean and Chapter, as well it

deserved, by an especial holiday, for Macassar oil cannot do much more.

This graven image is at this moment the object of popular adoration, and

disputes even with the worship of tobacco and money: countless are the

mendicants, the halt, blind, and the lame, who cluster around her

shrine, as the equally afflicted ancients, with whom physicians were in

vain, did around that of Minerva; and it must be confessed that the

cures worked are almost incredible.

It may be said that all this is a raking up of remnants of mediæval

superstition and darkness, and it is probable that the medical men in

Madrid and the larger towns, and especially those who have studied at

Paris, do not place implicit confidence in these spiritual, nor indeed

in any other purely Spanish remedies; but their tried medicinal

properties are set forth at length in scores of Spanish county and other

histories which we have the felicity to possess, all of which have

passed the scrutinizing ordeal of clerical censors, and have been

approved of as containing nothing contrary to the creed of the Church of

Rome or good customs; nor can it be permitted that a church which

professes to be always one, the same, and the only true one, should at

its own convenience “turn its back on itself,” and deny its own drugs

and doctrines. Nothing is set down here which was not perfectly

notorious under the reign of Ferdinand VII.; and whatever the doctors of

physic or theology may now disbelieve in Spain, more reliance is still

placed, in the rural districts, where foreign civilization has not

penetrated, on miracles than on medicines.

We have often and often seen little children in the streets dressed like

Franciscan monks--Cupids in cowls--whose pious parents had vowed to

clothe them in the robes of this order, provided its sainted founder

preserved their darlings during measles or dentition. Nothing was more

common than that women, nay, ladies in good society, should appear for a

year in a particular religious dress, called _el habito_, or with some

religious badge on their sleeves in token of similar deliverance.

[Sidenote: CURE OF SOULS.]

One instance in our time amused all the tertulias of Seville, who

maliciously attributed the sudden relief which a fair high-born

unmarried invalid experienced from an apparent dropsical complaint to

causes not altogether supernatural; _Pues, Don Ricardo_, “and so, Master

Richard,” would her friends of the same age and rank often say, “you are

a stranger; go and ask dearest _Esperanza_ why she wears the Virgin of

Carmel; come back and let us know her story, and we will tell you the

real truth.” _Vaya! vaya! Don Ricardo, usted es muy majadero_,--“Go to,

Master Richard, your Grace is an immense bore,” replied the penitent, if

she suspected the authors and motive of the embassy.

The pious in antiquity raised temples to Minerva medica or Esculapius,

as Spaniards do altars to _Na. Señora de los Remedios_, our Lady of the

Remedies, and to San Roque, whose intervention renders “sound as a

roach,” a proverb devised in his honour by our ancestors, who, before

the Reformation, trusted likewise to him; and both thought, if Cicero is

to be credited, that these tutelars did _at least_ as much as the

doctor. Alas! for the patient credulity of mankind, which still gulps

down such medicinal quackery as all this, and which long will continue

to do so even were one of the dead to rise from the grave, to deprecate

the absurd treatment by which he and so many have been sacrificed.

However, by way of compensation, the saving the _soul_ has been made

just as primary a consideration in Spain as the curing the _body_ has

been in England. These relics, charms, and amulets represent our patent

medicines; and the wonder is how any one in Great Britain can be

condemned to death in this world, or how any one in the Peninsula can be

doomed to perdition in the next: possibly the panaceas are in neither

case quite specific. Be that as it may, how numerous and well-appointed

are the churches and convents there, compared to the hospitals; how

amply provided the relic-magazine with bones and spells, when compared

to the anatomical museums and chemists’ shops; again, what a flock of

holy practitioners come forth _after_ a Spaniard has been stabbed,

starved, or executed, not one of whom would have stirred a step to save

an army of his countrymen when alive; and what coppers are now collected

to pay masses to get his soul out of purgatory!

[Sidenote: PHILOSOPHY OF RELICS.]

Beware, nevertheless, gentle Protestant reader, of dying in Spain,

except in Cadiz or Malaga, where, if you are curious in Christian

burial, there is snug lying for heretics; and for your life avoid being

even sick at Madrid, since if once handed over to the faculty make thy

last testament forthwith, as, if the judgment passed on their own

doctors by Spaniards be true, Esculapius cannot save thee from the

crows: avoid the Spanish doctors therefore like mad dogs, and throw

their physic after them.

The masses and many in Spain have their own tutelars and refuges for the

destitute; the kings and queens--whom God preserve!--have their own

especial patroness by prerogative, in the image of the Virgin of Atocha

at Madrid, which they and the rest of the royal family visit every

Sunday in the year when in royal health. No sooner was the sovereign

taken dangerously ill, and the court physicians at a loss what to do, as

sometimes is the case even in Madrid, than the image used to be brought

to his bedside; witness the case of Philip III., thus described by

Bassompierre in his dispatch:--“Les médecins en désespèrent depuis ce

matin que l’on a commencé à user des _remèdes spirituels_, et faire

transporter au palais _l’image_ de N. D. de Athoche.” The patient died

three days after the image was sent for.

[Sidenote: SPANISH MIDWIFERY.]

Although neither priest nor physician might credit the sanative

properties of rags and relics, they gladly called them in, for if the

case then went wrong, how could mortal man be expected to succeed when

the supernatural remedy had failed? All inquests in awkward cases are

hushed up by ascribing the death to the visitation of God. Again, if a

relic does not always cure it rarely kills, as calomel has been known to

do. This interruptive principle, one distinct from human remedies, is

admitted by the church in the prayers for sick persons; and where faith

is sincere, even relics must offer a powerful moral medical cordial, by

acting on the imagination, and giving confidence to the patient. This

chance is denied to the poor Protestant, nay, even to a newly-converted

tractarian, for truly, to believe in the efficacy of a monkish bone, the

lesson must have been learnt in the nursery. Their substitute in

Lutheran lands, in partibus infidelium, is found in laudanum, news, and

gossip; the latter being the grand specific by which Sir Henry kept

scores of dowagers alive, to the despair of jointure-paying sons, from

marquises down to baronets; and how much real comfort is conveyed by

the gentle whisper, “Your ladyship cannot conceive what an interest his

or her Royal Highness the ---- takes in your ladyship’s convalescence!”

The _form_ of the moral restorative will vary according to climate,

creeds, manners, &c.; it is to the _substance_ alone that the

philosophical physician will look. That chord must be touched, be it

what it may, to which the pulse of the patient will respond; nor,

provided he is recovered, do the means much signify.

One word only on Spanish midwifery. There is a dislike to male

accoucheurs, and the midwife, or _comadre_, generally brings the

Spaniard into the world by the efforts of nature and the aid of _manteca

de puerco_, or hogs’ lard, a launching appropriate enough to a babe,

who, if it survives to years of discretion, will assuredly love bacon.

The newly-born is then wrapped up, like an Egyptian mummy, and is

carefully protected from fresh air, soap, and water; an amulet is then

hung round its neck to disarm the evil eye, or some badge of the Virgin

is to ensure good luck: thus the young idea is taught from the cradle,

what errors are to be avoided and what safeguards are to be clung to,

lessons which are seldom forgotten in after-life. Without entering

further into baby details, the scanty population of the Peninsula may in

some measure be thus accounted for. Parturition also is frequently

fatal; in ordinary cases the midwife does very well, but when a

difficulty arises she loses her head and patient. It is in these trying

moments, as in the critical operations of the kitchen, that a male

artiste is preferable.

[Sidenote: SPIRITUAL AIDS TO ACCOUCHEMENT.]

The Queens and Infantas of Spain have additional advantages. The

palladium of the city of Tortosa is the _cinta_[11] or girdle, which the

Virgin, accompanied by St. Peter and St. Paul, brought herself from

heaven to a priest of the cathedral in 1178; an event in honour of which

a mass is still said every second Sunday in October. The gracious gift

was declared authentic in 1617, by Paul V., and to justify his

infallibility it works every sort of miracle, especially in obstetric

cases; it is also brought out to defend the town on all occasions of

public calamity, but failed in the case of Suchet’s attack. This

girdle, more wonderful than the cestus of Venus, was conveyed in 1822,

by Ferdinand VII.’s command, in solemn procession to Aranjuez, in order

to facilitate the accouchement of the two Infantas, and as Lucina when

duly invoked favoured women in travail, so their Royal Highnesses were

happily delivered, and one of the babes then born, is the husband of

Isabel II. For humbler Castilian women, when pregnant, a spiritual

remedy was provided by the canons of Toledo, who took the liveliest

interest in many of the cases. The grand entrance to the cathedral had

thirteen steps, and all females who ascended and descended them ensured

an early and easy time of it. No wonder therefore, when these steps were

reduced to the number of seven, that the greatest possible opposition

should have been made by the fair sex, married and unmarried. All these

things of Spain are rather Oriental; and to this day the Barbary Moors

have a cannon at Tangiers by which a Christian ship was sunk, and across

this their women sit to obtain an easy delivery. In all ages and

countries where the science of midwifery has made small progress, it is

natural that some spiritual assistance should be contrived for perils of

such inevitable recurrence as childbirth. The panacea in Italy was the

girdle of St. Margaret, which became the type of this _Cinta_ of

Tortosa, and it was resorted to by the monks in all cases of difficult

parturition. It was supposed to benefit the sex, because when the devil

wished to eat up St. Margaret, the Virgin bound him with her sash, and

he became tame as a lamb. This sash brought forth sashes also, and in

the 17th century had multiplied so exceedingly, that a traveller

affirmed “if all were joined together, they would reach all down

Cheapside;” but the natural history of relics is too well known to be

enlarged upon.

[Sidenote: BULL OF CRUSADE.]

Any account of Spanish doctors without a death, would be dull as a blank

day with fox-hounds, although the medical man, differing from the

sportsman, dislikes being in at it. He, the moment the fatal sisters

three are running into their game, slips out, and leaves the last act to

the clergyman: hence the Spanish saying, “When the priest begins, the

physician ends.” It is related in the history of Don Quixote, that no

sooner did the barber feel the poor knight’s wrist, than he advised him

to attend to his soul and send for his confessor; and now, when a

Castilian hidalgo takes to his bed, his friends pursue much the same

course, nor does the catastrophe often differ. Lord Bacon, great in

wise saws and instances, prayed that his death might come from Spain,

because then it would be long on the journey; but he was not aware that

the gentlemen in black formed an exception to the proverbial

procrastination and dilatoriness of their fellow countrymen. As patients

are soon dispatched, the law[12] of the land subjects every physician to

a fine of ten thousand maravedis, who fails after his first visit to

prescribe confession; the chief object in sickness being, as the

preamble states, to cure the soul; and so it is in Italy, where Gregory

XVI. issued in 1845 three decrees; one to forbid railroads, another to

prohibit scientific meetings, and a third to order all medical men to

cease to attend invalids who had not sent for the priest and

communicated after the third visit. In Spain, the first question asked

in our time of the sick man was, not whether he truly repented of his

sins, but whether he had got the Bull; and if the reply was in the

negative, or his old nurse had omitted to send out and buy one, the last

sacraments were denied to the dying wretch.

[Sidenote: NECESSITY OF THE BULL.]

One Word on this wonderful Bull, that disarms death of its sting, and

which, although few of our readers may ever have heard of it, plays a

far more important part in the Peninsula than the quadruped does in the

arena. Fastings are nowhere more strictly enjoined than here, where Lent

represents the Ramadan of the Moslem. The denials have been mitigated to

those faithful who have good appetites, by the paternal indulgence of

their holy father at Rome, who, in consideration that it was necessary

to keep the Spanish crusaders in fighting condition in order more

effectually to crush the infidel, conceded to Saint Ferdinand the

permission that his army might eat meat rations during Lent, provided

there were any, for, to the credit of Spanish commissariats in general,

few troops fast more regularly and religiously. The auspicious day on

which the arrival is proclaimed of this welcome bull that announces

dinner, is celebrated by bells merry as at a marriage feast; in the

provincial cities mayors and corporations go to cathedral in what is

called state, to the wonder of the mob and amusement of their betters at

the resurrection of quiz coaches, the robes, maces, and obsolete

trappings, by which these shadows of a former power and dignity hope to

mark individual and collective insignificancy. A copy of this precious

Bull cannot of course be had for nothing, and as it must be paid for,

and in ready money, it forms one of the certain branches of public

income. Although the proceeds ought to be expended on crusading

purposes, Ferdinand VII., the Catholic King, and the only sovereign in

possession of such a revenue, never contributed one mite towards the

Christian Greeks in their recent struggle against the Turkish

unbelievers.

[Sidenote: DEATH-BED IN SPAIN]

These bulls, or rather paper-money notes, are prepared with the greatest

precautions, and constituted one of the most profitable articles of

Spanish manufacture; a maritime war with England was dreaded, not so

much from regard to the fasting transatlantic souls, as from the fear of

losing, as Dr. Robertson has shown, the sundry millions of dollars and

silver dross remitted from America in exchange for these spiritual

treasures. They were printed at Seville, at the Dominican convent, the

_Porta cœli_; but Soult, who now it appears is turning devotee, burnt

down this gate of heaven, with its passports, and the presses. The bulls

are only good for the year during which they are issued; after twelve

months they become stale and unprofitable. There is then, says Blanco

White, and truly, for we have often seen it, “a prodigious hurry to

obtain new ones by all those who wish well to their souls, and do not

overlook the ease and comfort of their stomachs.” A fresh one must be

annually taken out, like a game-certificate, before Spaniards venture to

sport with flesh or fowl, and they have reason to be thankful that it

does not cost three pounds odd: for the sum of _dos reales_, or less

than sixpence, man, woman, and child may obtain the benefit of clergy

and cookery; but evil betides the uncertificated poacher, treadmills for

life are a farce, perdition catches his soul. His certificate is

demanded by the keeper of conscience when he is caught in the trap of

sickness, and if without one, his conviction is certain; he cannot plead

ignorance of the law, for a postscript and condition is affixed to all

notices of jubilees, indulgences, and other purgatorial benefits, which

are fixed on the church doors; and the language is as courteous and

peremptory as in our popular assessed tax-paper--“Se _ha_ de tener la

bula:” you _must_ have the bull; if you expect to derive any relief from

these relaxations in purgatory, which all Spaniards most particularly

do: hence the common phrase used by any one, when committing some

little peccadillo in other matters, _tengo mi bula para todo_--I have

got my bull, my licence to do any thing. The possession of this document

acts on all fleshly comforts like soda on indigestion, indeed it

neutralizes everything except heresy. As it is cheap, a Protestant

resident, albeit he may not quite believe in its saving effects, will do

well to purchase one for the sake of the peace of mind of his weaker

brethren, for in this religion of forms and outer observances, more

horror is felt by rigid Spaniards, at seeing an Englishman eating meat

during a fast, than if he had broken all the ten commandments. The sums

levied from the nation for these bulls is very large, although they are

diminished before finally paid into the exchequer; some of the honey

gathered by so many bees will stick to their wings, and the place of

chief commissioner of the Bula is a better thing than that in the Excise

or Customs of unbelieving countries.

To return to the dying man: if he has the bull, the host is brought to

him with great pomp; the procession is attended by crowds who bear

crosses, lighted candles, bells and incense; and as the chamber is

thrown open to the public, the ceremony is accompanied by multitudes of

idlers. The spectacle is always imposing, as it must be, considering

that the incarnate Deity is believed to be present. It is particularly

striking on Easter Sunday, when the host is taken to all the sick who

have been unable to communicate in the parish church. Then the priest

walks either under a gorgeous canopy, or is mounted in the finest

carriage in the town; and while all as he passes kneel to the wafer

which he bears, he chuckles internally at his own reality of power over

his prostrate subjects; the line of streets are gaily decorated as for

the triumphal procession of a king: the windows are hung with velvets

and tapestries, and the balconies filled with the fair sex arrayed in

their best, who shower sweet flowers down on the procession just at the

moment of its passage, and sweeter smiles during all the rest of the

morning on their lovers below, whose more than divided adoration is

engrossed by female divinities.

[Sidenote: BURIAL DRESSES.]

To die without confession and communication is to a Spaniard the most

poignant of calamities, as he cannot be saved while he is taught that

there is in these acts a preserving virtue of their own, independent of

any exertions on his part. The host is given when human hopes are at an

end, and the heat, noise, confusion, and excitement, seldom fail to kill

the already exhausted patient. Then when life’s idle business at a gasp

is o’er, the body is laid out in a _capilla ardiente_, or an apartment

prepared as a chapel, by taking out the furniture; where the family is

rich, a room on the ground floor is selected, in which a regular altar

is dressed up, and rows of large candles lighted placed around the body;

the public is then allowed to enter, even in the case of the sovereign:

thus we beheld Ferdinand VII. laid out dead and full dressed with his

hat on his head, and his stick in his hand. This public exhibition is a

sort of coroner’s inquest; formerly, as we have often seen, the body was

clad in a monk’s dress, with the feet naked and the hands clasped over

the breast; the sepulchral shadow then thrown over the dead and placid

features by the cowl, seldom failed to raise a solemn undefinable

feeling in the hearts of spectators, speaking, as it did, a language to

the living which could not be misunderstood.

The woollen dresses of the mendicant orders were by far the most

popular, from the idea that, when old, they had become too saturated

with the odour of sanctity for the vile nostrils of the evil one; and as

a tattered dress often brought more than half-a-dozen new ones, the sale

of these old clothes was a benefit alike to the pious vendor and

purchaser; those of St. Francis were preferred, because at his triennial

visits to purgatory, he knows his own, and takes them back with him to

heaven; hence Milton peopled his shadowy limbo with wolves in sheep’s

clothing:--

---- “who, to be sure of Paradise,

Dying put on the robes of Dominick,

Or in Franciscan think to pass unseen.”

[Sidenote: BURIAL PLACES.]

Women in our time were often laid out in nuns’ dresses, wearing also the

scapulary of the Virgin of Carmel, which she gave to Simon Stock, with

the assurance that none who died with it on, should ever suffer eternal

torments. The general adoption of these grave fashions induced an

accurate foreigner to remark, that no one ever died in Spain except nuns

and monks. In this hot country, burial goes hand in hand with death, and

it is absolutely necessary from the rapidity with which putrefaction

comes on. The last offices are performed in somewhat an indecent manner:

formerly the interment took place in churches, or in the yards near

them, a custom which from hygeian reasons is now prohibited. Public

cemeteries, which give at least 4 per cent. interest, have been erected

outside the towns, in which long lines of catacombs gape greedily for

those occupants who can pay for them, while a wide ditch is opened every

day for those who cannot. In this _campo santo_, or holy field, death

levels all ranks, which seems hard on those great families who have

built and endowed chapels to secure a burial among their ancestors. They

however raised no objections to the change of law, nor have ever much

troubled themselves about the dilapidated sepulchres and crumbling

effigies of their “grandsires cut in alabaster;” the real opposition

arose from the priests, who lost their fees, and thereupon assured their

flocks, that a future resurrection was anything but certain to bodies

committed into such new-fangled depositories.

Be that as it may, the corpse in its slight coffin is carried out,

followed by the male relations, and is then put into its niche without

further form or prayer. Ladies who die soon after marriage, and before

the bridal hours have danced their measure, are sometimes buried in

their wedding dresses, and covered with flowers, the dying injunctions

of Shakspere’s Queen Catherine:--

“When I am dead, good wench,

Let me be used with honour; strew me o’er

With maiden flowers, that all the world may know

I was a chaste wife to my grave.”

At such funerals the coffin is opened in the catacomb, to gratify the

indecent curiosity of the crowd; the dress is next day discussed all

over the town, and the _entierro_ or funeral is pronounced to be _muy

lucido_ or very brilliant; but life in Spain is a jest, and these things

show it. The place assigned for children who die under seven years of

age lies apart from that of the adults; their early death is held in

Spain to be rather a matter of congratulation than of grief, since those

whom the gods love die young; their epitaphs tell a mixed tale of joy

and sorrow. _El parvulo fue arrebatado á la gloria_, the little one was

snatched up into Paradise:--

“There is beyond the sky a heaven of joy and love,

And holy children, when they die, go to that world above.”

[Sidenote: BURIAL OF THE POOR.]

Yet nature will not be put aside, and many a mother have we seen,

loitering alone near the graves, adorning them with roses and plucking

up weeds which have no business to grow there; the little corpses are

carried to the tomb by little children of the same age, clad in white,

and are strewed with flowers short-lived as themselves, sweets to the

sweet. The parents return home yearning after the lost child--its cradle

is empty, its piteous moan is heard no more, its playthings remain where

it left them, and recall the cruel gap which grief cannot fill up,

although it

“Stuffs out its vacant garments with its form.”

The bodies of the lower orders, dressed in their ordinary attire, are

borne to their long home by four men, as is described by Martial; “no

useless coffins enclose their breasts,” they are carried forth as was

the widow’s son at Nain. And often have we seen the frightful death-tray

standing upright at the doors of the humble dead, with a human outline

marked on the wood by the death-damp of a hundred previous burdens. Such

bodies are cast into the trench like those of dogs, and often naked, as

the survivors or sextons strip them even of their rags. Those poorer

still, who cannot afford to pay the trifling fee, sometimes during the

night, suspend the bodies of their children in baskets, near the

cemetery porch. We once beheld a cloaked Spaniard pacing mournfully in

the burial-ground of Seville, who, when the public trench was opened,

drew from beneath the folds the body of his dead child, cast it in and

disappeared. Thus half the world lives without knowing how the other

half dies.

[Sidenote: FUNERAL SERVICE.]

In the upper ranks the etiquette of the funeral commences after the

reality is over. The first necessary step is within three days to pay a

visit of condolence to the family; this is called _para dar el pesame_.

The relations are all assembled in the best room, and seated on chairs

placed at the head, the women at one end and the men at another. When a

condoling lady and gentleman enter, she proceeds to shake hands with all

the other ladies one after another, and then seats herself in the next

vacant chair; the gentleman bows to each of the men as he passes, who

rise and return it, a grave dumb-show of profound affliction being kept

up by all. On reaching the chief mourners, they are addressed by each

condoler with this phrase, “_Acompaño á usted en su sentimiento_;” “I

share in the affliction of your grace;” the company meanwhile remain

silent as an assemblage of undertakers. After sitting among them the

proper time, each retires with much the same form.

In a few days afterwards a printed letter is sent round in the name of

all the surviving relations to announce the death to the friends of the

family, and to beg the favour of attendance at the funeral service:

these invitations are all headed with a cross (+), which is called _El

Cristus_. Before the invasion of the enemy, who not only destroyed the

walls of convents, but sapped religious belief also, very many books

were printed, and private letters written, with this sign prefixed. In

our time sundry medical men at Seville always headed with it their

prescriptions, the Cardinal Archbishop having granted a certain number

of years’ release from purgatory to all who sanctified with this mark

their recipes even of senna and rhubarb. Under this cross, in the

invitation, are placed the letters R. I. P. A., which signify

“Requiescat in pace. Amen.” At the appointed hour the mourners meet in

the _casa mortuaria_, or the house of death, and proceed together to

church. All are dressed in full black, and before the progress of

paletots and civilization, wore no cloaks: this, as it rendered each man

of them more uncomfortable than St. Bartholomew was without his skin,

was considered an offering of genuine grief to the manes of the

deceased. Uncloaking in Spain is, be it remembered, a mark of respect,

and is equivalent to our taking off the hat. When the company arrives at

church, they are received by the ministers, and the ceremony is very

solemnly performed before a catafalque covered with a pall, which is

placed before the altar, and is brilliantly lighted up with wax candles.

As soon as the service is concluded, all advance and bow to the chief

mourners, who are seated apart, and thus the tragedy concludes. Parents

do not put on mourning for their children, which is a remnant of the

patriarchal and Roman superiority of the head of the family, for whom,

however, when dead, all the other members pay the most observant

respect. The forms and number of days of mourning are most nicely laid

down, and are most rigidly observed, even by distant relations, who

refrain from all kinds of amusements:--

“None bear about the mockery of woe

To public dances or to private show.”

[Sidenote: ALL SOULS’ DAY.]

We well remember the death of a kind and venerable Marquesa at Seville

just before the carnival, whose chief grief at dying, was the thought of

the number of young ladies who would thus be deprived of their balls and

masquerades; many, anxious and obliging, were the inquiries sent after

her health, and more even were the daily prayers offered up to the

Virgin, for the prolongation of her precious existence, could it be only

for a few weeks.

November drear, brings in other solemnities connected with the dead, and

in harmony with the fall of the sear and yellow leaves, to which Homer

compares the races of mortal men. The night before the first of

November--our All Hallow-e’en--is kept in Spain as a vigil or wake; it

is the fated hour of love divinations and mysteries; then anxious

maidens used to sit at their balconies to see the image of their

destined husbands pass or not pass by. November the first is dedicated

to the sainted dead, and November the second to all souls: it is termed

in Spanish _el dia de los difuntos_, the day of the dead, and is most

scrupulously observed by all who have lost during the past year some

friend, some relation--how few have not! The dawn is ushered in by

mournful bells, which recall the memory of those who cannot come back at

the summons; the cemeteries are then visited; at Seville, long

processions of sable-clad females, bearing chased lamps on staves, walk

slowly round and round, chaunting melancholy dirges, returning when it

gets dusk in a long line of glittering lights. The graves during the day

are visited by those who take a sad interest in their occupants, and

lamps and flower garlands are suspended as memorials of affection, and

holy water is sprinkled, every drop of which puts out some of the fires

of purgatory. These picturesque proceedings at once resemble the _Eed es

Segheer_ of modern Cairo, the _feralia_ of the Romans, the Νεμεσια of

the Greeks: here are the flower offerings of Electra, the _funes

assensi_, the funeral torches of pagan mourners, which have vainly been

prohibited to Christian Spaniards by their early Council of Illiberis.

In Navarre, and in the north-west of Spain, bread and wheat offerings

called _robos_ are made, which are the doles or gifts offered for the

souls’ rest of the deceased by the pious of ancient Rome.

[Sidenote: PURGATORY.]

As on this day the cemetery becomes the public attraction, it too often

looks rather a joyous fashionable promenade, than a sad and religious

performance. The levity of mere strangers and the mob, contrasts

strangely with the sorrow of real mourners. But life in this world

presses on death, and the gay treads on the heels of pathos; the spot is

crowded with mendicants, who appeal to the order of the day, and

importune every tender recollection, by begging for the sake of the

lamented dead. Outside the dreary walls all is vitality and mirth; a

noisy sale goes on of cakes, nuts, and sweetmeats, a crash of horses and

carriages, a din and flow of bad language from those who look after

them, which must vex the repose of the _benditas animas_, or the blessed

souls in purgatory, for whom otherwise all classes of Spaniards manifest

the fondest affection and interest.

[Sidenote: PROTESTANT BURIAL-GROUND.]

Such is the manner in which the body of a most orthodox Catholic

Castilian is committed to the earth; his soul, if it goes to purgatory,

is considered and called blessed by anticipation, as the admittance into

Paradise is certain, at the expiration of the term of penal

transportation, that is, “when the foul crimes done in the days of

nature are burnt and purged away,” as the ghost in Hamlet says, who had

not forgotten his Virgil. If the scholar objects to a Spanish clergyman,

that the whole thing is Pagan, he will be told that he may go farther

and fare worse. In the case of a true Roman Catholic, this term of hard

labour may be much shortened, since that can be done by masses, any

number of which will be said, if first paid for. The vicar of St. Peter

holds the keys, which always unlock the gate to those who offer the

golden gift by which Charon was bribed by Æneas; thus, to a judicious

rich man, nothing, supposing that he believes the Pope _versus_ the

Bible, is so easy as to get at once into Heaven; nor are the poor quite

neglected, as any one may learn who will read the extraordinary number

of days’ redemption which may be obtained at every altar in Spain by the

performance of the most trumpery routine. The only wonder is how any one

of the faithful should ever fail to secure his delivery from this

spiritual Botany Bay without going there at all, or, at least, only for

the form’s sake. It was calculated by an accurate and laborious German,

that an active man, by spending three shillings in coach-hire, might

obtain in an hour, by visiting different privileged altars during the

Holy week, 29,639 years, nine months, thirteen days, three minutes and a

half diminution of purgatorial punishment. This merciful reprieve was

offered by Spanish priests in South America, on a grander style, on one

commensurate with that colossal continent; for a single mass at the San

Francisco in Mexico, the Pope and prelates granted 32,310 years, ten

days, and six hours indulgence. As a means of raising money, says our

Mexican authority, “I would not give this simple institution of masses

for the benefit of souls, for the power of taxation possessed by any

government; since no tax-gatherer is required; the payments are enforced

by the best feelings, for who would not pay to get a parent’s or

friend’s soul from the fire?” Purgatory has thus been a Golconda mine of

gold to his Holiness, as even the poorest have a chance, since

charitable persons can deliver blank souls by taking out a _habeas

animam_ writ, that is, by paying the priest for a mass. The especial

days are marked in the almanac, and known to every waiter at the inn;

moreover, notice is put on the church door, _Hoy se saca anima_, “this

day you can get out a soul.” They are generally left in their warm

quarters in winter, and taken out in the spring.

Alas for poor Protestants, who, by non-payment of St. Peter’s pence,

have added an additional act of heresy, and the worst of all, the one

which Rome never pardons. These defaulters can only hope to be saved by

faith, and its fruits, good works; they must repent, must quit their

long-cherished sins, and lead a new life; for them there is no rope of

St. Francis to pull them out, if once in the pit; no rosary of St.

Domenick to remove them, quick, presto, begone, from torment to

happiness. Outside the pale of the Vatican, their souls have no chance,

and inside the frontiers of Spain their bodies have scarcely a better

prospect, should they die in that orthodox land. There the greatest

liberal barely tolerates any burial at all of their black-blooded

heretical carcasses, as no corn will grow near them. Until within a very

few years at seaport towns, their bodies used to be put in a hole in the

sands, and beyond low water mark; nay, even this concession to the

infidel offended the semi-Moro fishermen, who true believers and

persecutors feared that their soles might be poisoned: not that either

sailor or priest ever exhibited any fear of taking British current coin,

all cash that comes into their nets being most Catholic, so says the

proverb, _El dinero es muy Catolico_.

[Sidenote: LUTHERAN BURIAL.]

[Sidenote: CEMETERY AT MALAGA.]

Matters connected with the grave have been placed, as regards

Protestants, on a much more pleasant footing within these last few

years; and it may be a consolation to invalids, who are sent to Spain

for change of climate, and who are particular, to know, in case of

accidents, that Protestant burial-grounds are now permitted at Cadiz,

Malaga, and in a few other places. The history of the permission is

curious, and has never, to the best of our belief, been told. In the

days of Philip II. Lutherans were counted in many degrees worse than

dogs; when caught alive, they were burnt by the holy tribunal; and when

dead, were cast out on the dunghill. Even when our poltroon James I.

sent, in 1622, his ill-judged olive-bearing mission, by which Spain was

saved from utter humiliation, Mr. Hole, the secretary of the ambassador,

Lord Digby, having died at Santander, the body was not allowed to be

buried at all; it was put into a shell, and sunk in the sea; but no

sooner was his lordship gone, than “the fishermen,” we quote from

Somers’ tracts, “fearing that they should catch no fish as long as the

coffin of a heretic lay in their waters,” fished it up, “and the corpse

of our countryman and brother was thrown above ground, to be devoured by

the fowls of the air.” In the treaty of 1630, the 31st Article provided

for the disposal of the goods of those Englishmen who might die in

Spain, but not for their bodies. “These,” says a commentator of Rymer,

“must be left stinking above ground, to the end that the dogs may be

sure to find them.” When Mr. Washington, page to Charles I., died at

Madrid, at the time his master was there, Howell, who was present,

relates that it was only as an especial favour to the suitor of the

Spanish Infanta that the body was allowed to be interred in the garden

of the embassy, under a fig-tree. A few years afterwards, 1650, Ascham,

the envoy of Cromwell, was assassinated, and his corpse put, without any

rites, into a hole; but the Protector was not a man to be trifled with,

and knew well how to deal with a Spanish government, always a craven and

bully, from whom nothing ever is to be obtained by concession and

gentleness, which is considered as weakness, while everything is to be

extorted from its _fears_. He that very year _commanded_ a treaty to be

prepared for the proper burial of his subjects, to which the blustering

Spaniard immediately assented. This provision was stipulated into the

treaty of Charles II. in 1664, and was conceded and ratified again in

1667 to Sir Richard Fanshawe.

No step, however, appears to have been taken before 1796, when Lord Bute

purchased a spot of ground for the burial of Englishmen outside the

Alcalá-gate, at Madrid. During the war, when all Spain was a churchyard

to our countrymen, this bit of land was taken possession of by a worthy

Madrilenian, not for his place of sepulture, but for good and profitable

cultivation. In 1831 Mr. Addington caused some researches to be made,

and the original conveyance was found in the _Contaduria de Hypothecas_,

the registry of deeds and mortgages which backward Spain possesses, and

which advanced England does not. The intruder was ejected after some

struggling on his part. Before Lord Bute’s time the English had been

buried at night and without ceremonies, in the garden of the convent _de

los Recoletos_; and, as Lord Bute’s new bit of ground was extensive and

valuable, the pious monks wished to give up the English corner in their

garden, in exchange for it; but the transfer was prevented by the recent

law which forbade all burial in cities. The field purchased by Lord Bute

is now unenclosed and uncultivated; fortunately it has not been much

wanted, only fifteen Protestants having died at Madrid during the last

thirty years. In November, 1831, Ferdinand VII. finally settled this

grave question by a decree, in which he granted permission for the

erection of a Protestant burial-ground in all towns where a British

consul or agent should reside, subject to most _degrading_ conditions.

The first cemetery set apart in Spain, in virtue of this gracious decree

from a man replaced on his throne by the death of 30,000 Englishmen, was

the work of Mr. Mark, our consul at Malaga; he enclosed a spot of ground

to the east of that city, and placed a tablet over the entrance,

recording the royal permission, and above that a cross. Thus he appealed

to the dominant feelings of Spaniards, to their loyalty and religion.

The Malagenians were amazed when they beheld this emblem of Christianity

raised over the last home of Lutheran dogs, and exclaimed, “So even

these Jews make use of the cross!” The term Jew, it must be remembered,

is the acme of Spanish loathing and vituperation. The first body

interred in it was that of Mr. Boyd, who was shot by the bloody Moreno,

with the poor dupe Torrijos and the rest of his rebel companions.

[Sidenote: THE SPANISH FIGARO.]

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