CHAPTER XII.

Drinks of Spain--Water--Irrigation--Fountains--Spanish

Thirstiness--The Alcarraza--Water Carriers--Ablutions--Spanish

Chocolate--Agraz--Beer Lemonade.

In dipping into Spanish liquids we shall not mix wine with water, but

keep them separate, as most Spaniards do; the latter is entitled to rank

first, by those who prefer the opinion of Pindar, who held water to be

the best of things, to that of Anacreon, who was not member of any

temperance society. The profound regard for water of a Spaniard is quite

Oriental; at the same time, as his blood is partly Gothic and partly

Arab, his allegiance is equally mixed and divided; thus, if he adores

the juice of flints like a Moslem, he venerates the juice of the grape

like a German.

Water is the blood of the earth, and the purificator of the body in

tropical regions and in creeds which, being regulated by latitudes,

enforce frequent ablution; loud are the praises of Arab writers of wells

and water-brooks, and great is their fountain and pool worship, the

dipping in which, if their miraculous cases are to be credited, effects

more and greater cures than those worked by hydropathists at Grafenberg;

a Spaniard’s idea of a paradise on earth, of a “garden,” is a

well-watered district; irrigation is fertility and wealth, and

therefore, as in the East, wells, brooks, and water-courses have been a

constant source of bickering; nay the very word _rivality_ has been

derived from these quarrel and law-suit engendering rivers, as the name

given to the well for which the men of Gerah and Isaac differed, was

called _esek_ from the contention.

[Sidenote: FOUNTAINS.]

The flow of waters cannot be mistaken; the most dreary sterility edges

the most luxuriant plenty, the most hopeless barrenness borders on the

richest vegetation; the line of demarcation is perceived from afar,

dividing the tawny desert from the verdurous garden. The Moors who came

from the East were fully sensible of the value of this element; they

collected the best springs with the greatest care, they dammed up

narrow gorges into reservoirs, they constructed pools and underground

cisterns, stemmed valleys with aqueducts that poured in rivers, and in a

word exercised a magic influence over this element, which they guided

and wielded at their will; their system of irrigation was far too

perfect to be improved by Spaniard, or even destroyed. In those favoured

districts where their artificial contrivances remain, Flora still smiles

and Ceres rejoices with Pomona; wherever the ravages of war or the

neglect of man have ruined them, the garden has relapsed into the

desert, and plains once overflowing with corn, gladness, and population,

have shrunk into sad and silent deserts.

[Sidenote: THIRST.]

The fountains of Spain, especially in the hotter and more Moorish

districts, are numerous; they cannot fail to strike and please the

stranger, whether they be situated in the public walk, garden,

market-place, or private dwelling. Their mode of supply is simple: a

river which flows down from the hills is diverted at a certain height

from its source, and is carried in an artificial canal, which retains

the original elevation, into a reservoir placed above the town which is

to be served; as the waters rise to their level, the force, body, and

altitude of some of the columns thrown up are very great. In our cold

country, where, except at Charing Cross, the stream is conveyed

underground and unseen, all this gush of waters, of dropping diamonds in

the bright sun, which cools the air and gladdens the sight and ear, is

unknown. Again there is a waste of the “article,” which would shock a

Chelsea Waterworks Director, and induce the rate-collector to refer to

the fines as per Act of Parliament. The fondest wish of those Spaniards

who wear long-tailed coats, is to imitate those gentry; they are ashamed

of the patriarchal uncivilised system of their ancestors--much prefer

the economical lead pipe to all this extravagant and gratuitous

splashing--they love a turncock better than the most Oriental Rebecca

who comes down to draw water. The fountains in Spain as in the East are

the meeting and greeting places of womankind; here they flock, old and

young, infants and grandmothers. It is a sight to drive a water-colour

painter crazy, such is the colour, costume, and groupings, such is the

clatter of tongues and crockery; such is the life and action; now trip

along a bevy of damsel Hebes with upright forms and chamois step light

yet true; more graceful than opera-dancers, they come laughing and

carolling along, poising on their heads pitchers modelled after the

antique, and after everything which a Sèvres jug is not. It would seem

that to draw water is a difficult operation, so long are they lingering

near the sweet fountain’s rim. It indeed is their al fresco rout, their

tertulia; here for awhile the hand of woman labour ceases, and the urn

stands still; here more than even after church mass, do the young

discuss their dress and lovers, the middle-aged and mothers descant on

babies and housekeeping; all talk, and generally at once; but gossip

refresheth the daughters of Eve, whether in gilded boudoir or near mossy

fountain, whose water, if a dash of scandal be added, becomes sweeter

than eau sucrée.

The Iberians were decided water-drinkers, and this trait of their

manners, which are modified by climate that changes not, still exists as

the sun that regulates: the vinous Greek Athenæus was amazed that even

rich Spaniards should prefer water to wine; and to this day they are if

possible curious about the latter’s quality; they will just drink the

wine that grows the nearest, while they look about and enquire for the

best water; thus even our cook Francisco, who certainly had one of the

best places in Seville, and who although a good artiste was a better

rascal--qualities not incompatible--preferred to sacrifice his interests

rather than go to Granada, because this man of the fire had heard that

the water there was bad.

[Sidenote: INTENSE HEAT.]

The mother of the Arabs was tormented with thirst, which her

Hispano-Moro children have inherited; in fact in the dog-days, of which

here there are packs, unless the mortal clay be frequently wetted it

would crumble to bits like that of a figure modeller. Fire and water are

the elements of Spain, whether at an _auto de fé_ or in a church-stoop;

with a cigar in his mouth a Spaniard smokes like Vesuvius, and is as

dry, combustible, and inflammatory; and properly to understand the truth

of Solomon’s remark, that cold water is to a thirsty soul as refreshing

as good news, one must have experienced what thirst is in the exposed

plains of the calcined Castiles, where _coup de soleil_ is rife, and a

gentleman on horseback’s brains seem to be melting like Don Quixote’s

when Sancho put the curds into his helmet. It is just the country to

send a patient to, who is troubled with hydrophobia. “Those rayes,” to

use the words of old Howell, “that do but warm you in England, do roast

you here; those beams that irradiate onely, and gild your honey-suckled

fields, do here scorch and parch the chinky gaping soyle, and put too

many wrinkles upon the face of your common mother.”

Then, when the heavens and earth are on fire, and the sun drinks up

rivers at one draught, when one burnt sienna tone pervades the tawny

ground, and the green herb is shrivelled up into black gunpowder, and

the rare pale ashy olive-trees are blanched into the livery of the

desert; then, when the heat and harshness make even the salamander

muleteers swear doubly as they toil along like demons in an ignited

salitrose dust--then, indeed, will an Englishman discover that he is

made of the same material, only drier, and learn to estimate water; but

a good thirst is too serious an evil, too bordering on suffering, to be

made, like an appetite, a matter of congratulation; for when all fluids

evaporate, and the blood thickens into currant jelly, and the nerves

tighten up into the catgut of an overstrung fiddle, getting attuned to

the porcupinal irritability of the tension of the mind, how the parched

soul sighs for the comfort of a Scotch mist, and fondly turns back to

the uvula-relaxing damps of Devon!--then, in the blackhole-like thirst

of the wilderness, every mummy hag rushing from a reed hut, with a

porous cup of brackish water, is changed by the mirage into a Hebe,

bearing the nectar of the immortals; then how one longs for the most

wretched _Venta_, which heat and thirst convert into the Clarendon,

since in it at least will be found water and shade, and an escape from

the god of fire! Well may Spanish historians boast, that his orb at the

creation first shone over Toledo, and never since has set on the

dominions of the great king, who, as we are assured by Señor Berni, “has

the sun for his hat,”--_tiene al sol por su sombrero_; but humbler

mortals who are not grandees of this solar system, and to whom a _coup

de soleil_ is neither a joke nor a metaphor, should stow away

non-conductors of heat in the crown of their beavers. Thus Apollo

himself preserved us. And oh! ye our fair readers, who chance to run

such risks, and value complexion, take for heaven’s sake a parasol and

an _Alcarraza_.

[Sidenote: SPANISH WATER-SELLERS.]

This clay utensil--as its Arabic name _al Karaset_ implies--is a porous

refrigeratory vessel, in which water when placed in a current of hot

air becomes chilled by evaporation; it is to be seen hung up on poles

dangling from branches, suspended to waggons--in short, is part and

parcel of a Spanish scene in hot weather and localities; every _posada_

has rows of them at the entrance, and the first thing every one does on

entering, before wishing even the hostess Good morning, or asking

permission, is to take a full draught: all classes are learned on the

subject, and although on the whole they cannot be accused of

teetotalism, they are loud in their praises of the pure fluid. The

common form of praise is _agua muy rica_--very rich water. According to

their proverbs, good water should have neither taste, smell, nor colour,

“_ni sabor, olor, ni color_,” which neither makes men sick nor in debt,

nor women widows, “_que no enferma, no adeuda, no enviuda_;” and besides

being cheaper than wine, beer, or brandy, it does not brutalize the

consumer, nor deprive him of his common sense or good manners.

[Sidenote: WANT OF CLEANLINESS.]

As Spaniards at all times are as dry as the desert or a sponge, selling

water is a very active business; on every alameda and prado shrill

voices of the sellers of drinks and mouth combustibles--_vendedores de

combustibles de boca_--are heard crying, “Fire, fire, _candela_--Water;

who wants water?”--_agua; quien quiere agua?_ which, as these Orientals

generally exaggerate, is described as _mas fresca que la nieve_, or

colder than snow; and near them little Murillo-like urchins run about

with lighted ropes like artillerymen for the convenience of smokers,

that is, for every ninety and nine males out of a hundred; while

water-carriers, or rather retail pedestrian aqueducts, follow thirst

like fire-engines; the _Aguador_ carries on his back, like his colleague

in the East, a porous water-jar, with a little cock by which it is drawn

out; he is usually provided with a small tin box strapped to his waist,

and in which he stows away his glasses, brushes, and some light

_azucarillos_--_panales_, which are made of sugar and white of egg,

which Spaniards dip and dissolve in their drink. In the town, at

particular stations water-mongers in wholesale have a shed, with ranges

of jars, glasses, oranges, lemons, &c., and a bench or two on which the

drinkers “untire themselves.” In winter these are provided with an

_añafe_ or portable stove, which keeps a supply of hot water, to take

the chill off the cold, for Spaniards, from a sort of dropsical habit,

drink like fishes all the year round. Ferdinand the Catholic, on seeing

a peasant drowned in a river, observed, “that he had never before seen a

Spaniard who had had enough water.”

At the same time it must be remembered that this fluid is applied with

greater prodigality in washing their inside than their outside. Indeed,

a classical author remarks that the Spaniards only learnt the use of

_hot_ water, as applicable to the toilette, from the Romans after the

second Punic war. Their baths and _thermæ_ were destroyed by the Goths,

because they tended to encourage effeminacy; and those of the Moors were

prohibited by the Gotho-Spaniards partly from similar reasons, but more

from a religious hydrophobia. Ablutions and lustral purifications formed

an article of faith with the Jew and Moslem, with whom “cleanliness is

godliness.” The mendicant Spanish monks, according to their practice of

setting up a directly antagonist principle, considered physical dirt as

the test of moral purity and true faith; and by dining and sleeping from

year’s end to year’s end in the same unchanged woollen frock, arrived at

the height of their ambition, according to their view of the odour of

sanctity, insomuch that Ximenez, who was himself a shirtless Franciscan,

induced Ferdinand and Isabella, at the conquest of Granada, to close and

abolish the Moorish baths. They forbade not only the Christians but the

Moors from using anything but holy water. Fire, not water, became the

grand element of inquisitorial purification.

[Sidenote: CHOCOLATE.]

The fair sex was warned by monks, who practised what they preached, that

they should remember the cases of Susanna, Bathsheba, and La

Cava,--whose fatal bathing under the royal palace at Toledo led to the

downfall of the Gothic monarchy. Their aqueous anathemas extended not

only to public, but to minutely private washings, regarding which

Sanchez instructs the Spanish confessor to question his fair penitents,

and not to absolve the over-washed. Many instances could be produced of

the practical working of this enjoined rule; for instance, Isabella, the

favourite daughter of Philip II., his eye, as he called her, made a

solemn vow never to change her shift until Ostend was taken. The siege

lasted three years, three months, and thirteen days. The royal garment

acquired a tawny colour, which was called _Isabel_ by the courtiers, in

compliment to the pious princess. Again, Southey relates that the devout

Saint Eufraxia entered into a convent of 130 nuns, not one of whom had

ever washed her feet, and the very mention of a bath was an abomination.

These obedient daughters to their Capuchin confessors were what Gil de

Avila termed a sweet garden of flowers, perfumed by the good smell and

reputation of sanctity, “_ameno jardin de flores, olorosas por el buen

odor y fama de santidad_.” Justice to the land of Castile soap requires

us to observe that latterly, since the suppression of monks, both sexes,

and the fair especially, have departed from the strict observance of the

religious duties of their excellent grandmothers. Warm baths are now

pretty generally established in the larger towns. At the same time, the

interiors of bedrooms, whether in inns or private houses, as well by the

striking absence of glass and china utensils, which to English notions

are absolute necessaries, as by the presence of French pie-dish basins,

and duodecimo jugs, indicate that this “little damned spot” on the

average Spanish hand, has not yet been quite rubbed out.

However hot the day, dusty the road, or long the journey, it has never

been our fate to see a Spanish attendant use a single drop of water as a

detergent, or, as polite writers say, “perform his ablutions;” the

constant habit of bathing and complete washing is undoubtedly one reason

why the French and other continentals consider our soap-loving

countrymen to be cracked. Under the Spanish Goths the Hemerobaptistæ, or

people who washed their persons once a day, were set down as heretics.

The Duke of Frias, when a few years ago on a fortnight’s visit to an

English lady, never once troubled his basins and jugs; he simply rubbed

his face occasionally with the white of an egg, which, as Madame Daunoy

records, was the only ablution of the Spanish ladies in the time of

Philip IV.; but these details of the dressing-room are foreign to the

use made in Spain of liquids in kitchen and parlour.

One word on chocolate, which is to a Spaniard what tea is to a

Briton--coffee to a Gaul. It is to be had almost everywhere, and is

always excellent; the best is made by the nuns, who are great

confectioners and compounders of sweetmeats, sugarplums and

orange-flowers, water and comfits,

“Et tous ces mets sucrés en pâte, ou bien liquides,

Dont estomacs dévots furent toujours avides.”

[Sidenote: ICED DRINKS.]

It was long a disputed point whether chocolate did or did not break

fast theologically, just as happened with coffee among the rigid

Moslems. But since the learned Escobar decided that _liquidum non rumpit

jejunium_, a liquid does not break fast, it has become the universal

breakfast of Spain. It is made just liquid enough to come within the

benefit of clergy, that is, a spoon will almost stand up in it; only a

small cup is taken, _una jicara_, a Mexican word for the cocoa-nuts of

which they were first made, generally with a bit of toasted bread or

biscuit: as these _jicaras_ have seldom any handles, they were used by

the rich (as coffeecups are among the Orientals) enclosed in little

filigree cases of silver or gold; some of these are very beautiful, made

in the form of a tulip or lotus leaf, on a saucer of mother-o’-pearl.

The flower is so contrived that, by a spring underneath, on raising the

saucer, the leaves fall back and disclose the cup to the lips, while,

when put down, they re-close over it, and form a protection against the

flies. A glass of water should always be drunk after this chocolate,

since the aqueous chasse neutralizes the bilious propensities of this

breakfast of the gods, as Linnæus called chocolate. Tea and coffee have

supplanted chocolate in England and France; it is in Spain alone that we

are carried back to the breakfasts of Belinda and of the wits at

Button’s; in Spain exist, unchanged, the fans, the game of ombre,

_tresillo_, and the _coche de colleras_, the coach and six, and other

social usages of the age of Pope and the ‘Spectator.’

[Sidenote: ICED LEMONADE.]

Cold liquids in the hot dry summers of Spain are necessaries, not

luxuries; snow and iced drinks are sold in the streets at prices so low

as to be within the reach of the poorest classes; the rich refrigerate

themselves with _agraz_. This, the Moorish _Hacaraz_, is the most

delicious and most refreshing drink ever devised by thirsty mortal; it

is the _new_ pleasure for which Xerxes wished in vain, and beats the

“hock and soda water,” the “_hoc erat in votis_” of Byron, and sherry

cobler itself. It is made of pounded unripe grapes, clarified sugar, and

water; it is strained till it becomes of the palest straw-coloured

amber, and well iced. It is particularly well made in Andalucia, and it

is worth going there in the dog-days, if only to drink it--it cools a

man’s body and soul. At Madrid an agreeable drink is sold in the

streets; it is called _Michi Michi_, from the Valencian _Mitj e Mitj_,

“half and half,” and is as unlike the heavy wet mixture of London, as a

coal-porter is to a pretty fair Valenciana. It is made of equal portions

of barley-water and orgeat of _Chufas_, and is highly iced. The

Spaniards, among other cooling fruits, eat their strawberries mixed with

sugar and the juice of oranges, which will be found a more agreeable

addition than the wine used by the French, or the cream of the

English,--the one heats, and the other, whenever it is to be had, makes

a man bilious in Spain. Spanish ices, _helados_, are apt to be too

sweet, nor is the sugar well refined; the ices, when frozen very hard

and in small forms, either representing fruits or shells, are called

_quesos_, cheeses.

Another favourite drink is a weak bottled beer mixed with iced lemonade.

Spaniards, however, are no great drinkers of beer, notwithstanding that

their ancestors drank more of it than wine, which was not then either so

plentiful or universal as at the present; this substitute of grapeless

countries passed from the Egyptians and Carthaginians into Spain, where

it was excellent, and kept well. The vinous Roman soldiers derided the

beer-drinking Iberians, just as the French did the English _before_ the

battle of Agincourt. “Can sodden water--barley-broth--decoct their cold

blood to such valiant heat?” Polybius sneers at the magnificence of a

Spanish king, because his home was furnished with silver and gold vases

full of beer, of barley-wine. The genuine Goths, as happens everywhere

to this day, were great swillers of ale and beer, heady and stupifying

mixtures, according to Aristotle. Their archbishop, St. Isidore,

distinguished between _celia ceria_, the ale, and _cerbisia_, beer,

whence the present word _cerbeza_ is derived. Spanish beer, like many

other Spanish matters, has now become small. Strong English beer is rare

and dear; among one of the infinite ingenious absurdities of Spanish

customs’ law, English beer in barrels used to be prohibited, as were

English bottles if empty--but prohibited beer, in prohibited bottles,

was admissible, on the principle that two fiscal negatives made an

exchequer affirmative.

[Sidenote: WINES OF SPAIN.]

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