BOOKWORMS

Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times

and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against

the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously

accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the

vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are

brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale

student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his

best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,

whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we

are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been

our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the

stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,

but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time

of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;

and each of them had--as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said--a

dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy

was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well

they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally

useful was their garnered experience--their acquired learning! How

wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game--how ready in an

emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would

not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,

Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we

can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country

gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the

enemies of School Boards.

I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations

come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of

books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous

parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and

dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent

packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these

portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain

till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene--were it only

to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes

may have been crude.

Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published

in vellum covers a small volume which he christened _The Enemies of

Books_. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version

in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words

by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left

this world for a better one, where--so piety bids us believe--neither

fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly

wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere

sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms

of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small

though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett

observes, a debonair spirit--there was nothing fiery or controversial

about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of

rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head

of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books

of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called

attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this

holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of

undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at

the thought of the loss of more than £18,000 worth of books, which

could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on

many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the

burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the

scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our

disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The

greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations

of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering

the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them

in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks--fine,

lusty fellows!--cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than

of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to

take their chance--they did not rub their boots with them or sell them

at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who

does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on

the whole, managed to keep his.

Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and

the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral

libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old

libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were

thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral

libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many

instances--one especially--where, a window having been left broken for

a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,

each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water

was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked

through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled

amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed

that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In

another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a

bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,

containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although

rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners

for £200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How

impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and

guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated

ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine

bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done

comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the

creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner

of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his

many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,

by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades

did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to

keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of

Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in

three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was

declared to be _Aecophera pseudopretella_. Some years later Dr.

Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.

Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a

Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their

deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their

loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some

go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same

folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to

eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter

Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace

their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but

four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or

perishing _en route_. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been

reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he

failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same

book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet

in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last

survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.

Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the

_Anobium pertinax_. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether

modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be

edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the

bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of

adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,

poor author! Neglected by the _Anobium pertinax_, what chance is

there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his

eighty-seventh page!

Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,

servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I

refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,

worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:

'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add

100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;

while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through

the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its

irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of

pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where

every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal

friend!'

As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should

be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his

daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100

per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy

old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with

the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that

learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is

the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in

sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his

library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and

anxieties--his maturing bills and overdue argosies--and to lose

himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome

I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth

and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten

minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's

eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that--great is

bookishness and the charm of books.

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