A CAPITAL OUTLAY.

It was, in a sense, mutual. We had chickens; the chickens had us. On

the other hand, they had the best of the bargain. We kept them; and

they did not keep us.

My aunt insisted that we _must_ keep chickens, and you know my aunt.

Pardon! You don't know my aunt. She is an elderly maiden lady who

"keeps house" for me. She is eminently practical--theoretically

speaking.

She insisted. "With eggs at eightpence it's a sin and a shame not to

keep hens in war-time."

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