"Our list of nobles next let Amri grace."
/Absalom and Achitophel.
"Sine me vacivum tempus ne quod dem mihi Laboris."*--TER.
* Suffer me to employ my spare time in some kind of labour.
"I CAN'T think," said one of a group of young men, loitering by the
steps of a clubhouse in St. James's Street--"I can't think what has
chanced to Maltravers. Do you observe (as he walks--there--the other
side of the way) how much he is altered? He stoops like an old man, and
hardly ever lifts his eyes from the ground. He certainly seems sick and
sad."
"Writing books, I suppose."
"Or privately married."
"Or growing too rich--rich men are always unhappy beings."
"Ha, Ferrers, how are you?"
"So-so. What's the news?" replied Lumley.
"Rattler pays forfeit."
"O! but in politics?"
"Hang politics--are you turned politician?"
"At my age, what else is there left to do?"
"I thought so, by your hat; all politicians sport odd-looking hats: it
is very remarkable, but that is the great symptom of the disease."
"My hat!--/is/ it odd?" said Ferrers, taking off the commodity in
question, and seriously regarding it.
"Why, who ever saw such a brim?"
"Glad you think so."
"Why, Ferrers?"
"Because it is a prudent policy in this country to surrender something
trifling up to ridicule. If people can abuse your hat or your carriage,
or the shape of your nose, or a wart on your chin, they let slip a
thousand more important matters. 'Tis the wisdom of the camel-driver,
who gives up his gown for the camel to trample on, that he may escape
himself."
"How droll you are, Ferrers! Well, I shall turn in, and read the
papers; and you--"
"Shall pay my visits and rejoice in my hat."
"Good day to you; by the by, your friend, Maltravers, has just passed,
looking thoughtful, and talking to himself. What's the matter with
him?"
"Lamenting, perhaps, that he, too, does not wear an odd hat for
gentlemen like you to laugh at, and leave the rest of him in peace.
Good day."
On went Ferrers, and soon found himself in the Mall of the Park. Here
he was joined by Mr. Templeton.
"Well, Lumley," said the latter (and it may be here remarked that Mr.
Templeton now exhibited towards his nephew a greater respect of manner
and tone than he had thought it necessary to observe before)--"well,
Lumley, and have you seen Lord Saxingham?"
"I have, sir; and I regret to say--"
"I thought so--I thought it," interrupted Templeton: "no gratitude in
public men--no wish, in high place, to honour virtue!"
"Pardon me; Lord Saxingham declares that he should be delighted to
forward your views--that no man more deserves a peerage; but that--"
"Oh, yes; always /buts/!"
"But that there are so many claimants at present whom it is impossible
to satisfy; and--and--but I feel I ought not to go on."
"Proceed, sir, I beg."
"Why, then, Lord Saxingham is (I must be frank) a man who has a great
regard for his own family. Your marriage (a source, my dear uncle, of
the greatest gratification to /me/) cuts off the probable chance of your
fortune and title, if you acquire the latter, descending to--"
"Yourself!" put in Templeton, drily. "Your relation seems, for the
first time, to have discovered how dear your interests are to him."
"For me, individually, sir, my relation does not care a rush--but he
cares a great deal for any member of his house being rich and in high
station. It increases the range and credit of his connections; and Lord
Saxingham is a man whom connections help to keep great. To be plain
with you, he will not stir in this business, because he does not see how
his kinsman is to be benefited, or his house strengthened."
"Public virtue!" exclaimed Templeton.
"Virtue, my dear uncle, is a female: as long as she is private property,
she is excellent; but public virtue, like any other public lady, is a
common prostitute."
"Pshaw!" grunted Templeton, who was too much out of humour to read his
nephew the lecture he might otherwise have done upon the impropriety of
his simile; for Mr. Templeton was one of those men who hold it vicious
to talk of vice as existing in the world; he was very much shocked to
hear anything called by its proper name.
"Has not Mrs. Templeton some connections that may be useful to you?"
"No, sir!" cried the uncle, in a voice of thunder.
"Sorry to hear it--but we cannot expect all things: you have married for
love--you have a happy home, a charming wife--this is better than a
title and a fine lady."
"Mr. Lumley Ferrers, you may spare me your consolations. My wife--"
"Loves you dearly, I dare say," said the imperturbable nephew. "She has
so much sentiment, is so fond of poetry. Oh, yes, she must love one who
has done so much for her."
"Done so much; what do you mean?"
"Why, with your fortune--your station--your just ambition--you, who
might have married any one; nay, by remaining unmarried, have
conciliated all my interested, selfish relations--hang them--you have
married a lady without connections--and what more could you do for her?"
"Pooh, pooh; you don't know all."
Here Templeton stopped short, as if about to say too much, and frowned;
then, after a pause, he resumed, "Lumley, I have married, it is true.
You may not be my heir, but I will make it up to you--that is, if you
deserve my affection."
"My dear unc--"
"Don't interrupt me, I have projects for you. Let our interests be the
same. The title may yet descend to you. I may have no male
offspring--meanwhile, draw on me to any reasonable amount--young men
have expenses--but be prudent, and if you want to get on in the world,
never let the world detect you in a scrape. There, leave me now."
"My best, my heartfelt thanks!"
"Hush--sound Lord Saxingham again; I must and will have this bauble--I
have set my heart on it." So saying, Templeton waved away his nephew,
and musingly pursued his path towards Hyde Park Corner, where his
carriage awaited him. As soon as he entered his demesnes, he saw his
wife's daughter running across the lawn to greet him. His heart
softened; he checked the carriage and descended: he caressed her, he
played with her, he laughed as she laughed. No parent could be more
fond.
"Lumley Ferrers has talent to do me honour," said he, anxiously, "but
his principles seem unstable. However, surely that open manner is the
sign of a good heart."
Meanwhile, Ferrers, in high spirits, took his way to Ernest's house.
His friend was not at home, but Ferrers never wanted a host's presence
in order to be at home himself. Books were round him in abundance, but
Ferrers was not one of those who read for amusement. He threw himself
into an easy-chair, and began weaving new meshes of ambition and
intrigue. At length the door opened, and Maltravers entered.
"Why, Ernest, how ill you are looking!"
"I have not been well, but I am now recovering. As physicians recommend
change of air to ordinary patients--so I am about to try change of
habit. Active I must be--action is the condition of my being; but I
must have done with books from the present. You see me in a new
character."
"How?"
"That of a public man--I have entered parliament."
"You astonish me!--I have read the papers this morning. I see not even
a vacancy, much less an election."
"It is all managed by the lawyer and the banker. In other words, my
seat is a close borough."
"No bore of constituents. I congratulate you, and envy. I wish I were
in parliament myself."
"You! I never fancied you bitten by the political mania."
"Political!--no. But it is the most respectable way, with luck, of
living on the public. Better than swindling."
"A candid way of viewing the question. But I thought at one time you
were half a Benthamite, and that your motto was, 'The greatest happiness
of the greatest number.'"
"The greatest number to me is number /one/. I agree with the
Pythagoreans--unity is the perfect principle of creation! Seriously,
how can you mistake the principles of opinion for the principles of
conduct? I am a Benthamite, a benevolist, as a logician--but the moment
I leave the closet for the world, I lay aside speculation for others,
and act for myself."
"You are, at least, more frank than prudent in these confessions."
"There you are wrong. It is by affecting to be worse than we are that
we become popular--and we get credit for being both honest and practical
fellows. My uncle's mistake is to be a hypocrite in words: it rarely
answers. Be frank in words, and nobody will suspect hypocrisy in your
designs."
Maltravers gazed hard at Ferrers--something revolted and displeased his
high-wrought Platonism in the easy wisdom of his old friend. But he
felt, almost for the first time, that Ferrers was a man to get on in the
world--and he sighed; I hope it was for the world's sake.
After a short conversation on indifferent matters, Cleveland was
announced; and Ferrers, who could make nothing out of Cleveland, soon
withdrew. Ferrers was now becoming an economist in his time.
"My dear Maltravers," said Cleveland, when they were alone, "I am so
glad to see you; for, in the first place, I rejoice to find you are
extending your career of usefulness."
"Usefulness--ah, let me think so! Life is so uncertain and so short,
that we cannot too soon bring the little it can yield into the great
commonwealth of the Beautiful or the Honest; and both belong to and make
up the Useful. But in politics, and in a highly artificial state, what
doubts beset us! what darkness surrounds! If we connive at abuses, we
juggle with our own reason and integrity--if we attack them, how much,
how fatally we may derange that solemn and conventional ORDER which is
the mainspring of the vast machine! How little, too, can one man, whose
talents may not be in that coarse road--in that mephitic atmosphere, be
enabled to effect!"
"He may effect a vast deal even without eloquence or labour:--he may
effect a vast deal, if he can set one example, amidst a crowd of selfish
aspirants and heated fanatics, of an honest and dispassionate man. He
may effect more, if he may serve among the representatives of that
hitherto unrepresented thing--Literature; if he redeem, by an ambition
above place and emolument, the character for subservience that
court-poets have obtained for letters--if he may prove that speculative
knowledge is not disjoined from the practical world, and maintain the
dignity of disinterestedness that should belong to learning. But the
end of a scientific morality is not to serve others only, but also to
perfect and accomplish our individual selves; our own souls are a solemn
trust to our own lives. You are about to add to your experience of
human motives and active men; and whatever additional wisdom you acquire
will become equally evident and equally useful, no matter whether it be
communicated through action or in books. Enough of this, my dear
Ernest. I have come to dine with you, and make you accompany me
to-night to a house where you will be welcome, and I think interested.
Nay, no excuses. I have promised Lord Latimer that he shall make your
acquaintance, and he is one of the most eminent men with whom political
life will connect you."
And to this change of habits, from the closet to the senate, had
Maltravers been induced by a state of health, which, with most men,
would have been an excuse for indolence. Indolent he could not be; he
had truly said to Ferrers, that "action was the condition of his being."
If THOUGHT, with its fever and aching tension, had been too severe a
taskmaster on the nerves and brain, the coarse and homely pursuit of
practical politics would leave the imagination and intellect in repose,
while it would excite the hardier qualities and gifts, which animate
without exhausting. So, at least, hoped Maltravers. He remembered the
profound saying in one of his favourite German authors, "that to keep
the mind and body in perfect health, it is necessary to mix habitually
and betimes in the common affairs of men." And the anonymous
correspondent;--had her exhortations any influence on his decision? I
know not. But when Cleveland left him, Maltravers unlocked his desk,
and re-perused the last letter he had received from the Unknown. The
/last/ letter!--yes, those epistles had now become frequent.