THE LAST FASHIONABLE NOVEL

The editor of a great American newspaper once offered the author of these

lines a commission to explore a lost country, the seat of a fallen and

forgotten civilisation. It was not in Yucatan, or Central Africa, or

Thibet, or Kafiristan, this desolate region, once so popular, so gaudy,

so much frequented and desired. It was only the fashionable novels of

the Forties, say from 1835 to 1850, that I was requested to examine and

report upon. But I shrank from the colossal task. I am no Mr. Stanley;

and the length, the difficulties, the arduousness of the labour appalled

me. Besides, I do not know where that land lies, the land of the old

Fashionable Novel, the Kor of which Thackeray's Lady Fanny Flummery is

the Ayesha. What were the names of the old novels, and who were the

authors, and in the circulating library of what undiscoverable watering-

place are they to be found? We have heard of Mrs. Gore, we have heard of

_Tremayne_, _and Emilia Wyndham_, and the _Bachelor of the Albany_; and

many of us have read _Pelham_, or know him out of Carlyle's art, and

those great curses which he spoke. But who was the original, or who were

the originals, that sat for the portrait of the "Fashionable Authoress,"

Lady Fanny Flummery? and of what work is _Lords and Liveries_ a parody?

The author is also credited with _Dukes and Dejeuners_, _Marchionesses

and Milliners_, etc. Could, any candidate in a literary examination name

the prototypes? "Let mantua-makers puff her, but not men," says

Thackeray, speaking of Lady Fanny Flummery, "and the Fashionable

Authoress is no more. Blessed, blessed thought! No more fiddle-faddle

novels! When will you arrive, O happy Golden Age!"

Well, it has arrived, though we are none the happier for all that. The

Fashionable Novel has ceased to exist, and the place of the fashionable

authoress knows her no more. Thackeray plainly detested Lady Fanny. He

writes about her, her books, her critics, her successes, with a certain

bitterness. Can it be possible that a world which rather neglected

_Barry Lyndon_ was devoted to _Marchionesses and Milliners_? Lady Fanny

is represented as having editors and reviewers at her feet; she sits

among the flowers, like the Sirens, and around her are the bones of

critics corrupt in death. She is puffed for the sake of her bouquets,

her dinners, her affabilities and condescensions. She gives a reviewer a

great garnet pin, adorned wherewith he paces the town. Her adorers

compare her to "him who sleeps by Avon." In one of Mr. Black's novels

there is a lady of this kind, who captivates the tribe of "Log Rollers,"

as Mr. Black calls them. This lady appears to myself to be a quite

impossible She. One has never met her with her wiles, nor come across

her track, even, and seen the bodies and the bones of those who perished

in puffing her. Some persons of rank and fashion have a taste for the

society of some men of letters, but nothing in the way of literary

puffery seems to come of it. Of course many critics like to give their

friends and acquaintances an applausive hand, and among their

acquaintances may be ladies of fashion who write novels; but we read

nowhere such extraordinary adulations as Augustus Timson bestowed on Lady

Fanny. The fashionable authoress is nearly extinct, though some persons

write well albeit they are fashionable. The fashionable novel is as dead

as a door nail: _Lothair_ was nearly the last of the species. There are

novelists who write about "Society," to be sure, like Mr. Norris; but

their tone is quite different. They do not speak as if Dukes and Earls

were some strange superior kind of beings; their manner is that of men

accustomed to and undazzled by Earls, writing for readers who do not care

whether the hero is a lord or a commoner. They are "at ease," though not

terribly "in Zion." Thackeray himself introduces plenty of the peerage,

but it cannot be said that he is always at ease in their society. He

remembers that they are lords, and is on his guard, very often, and

suspicious and sarcastic, except, perhaps when he deals with a gentleman

like Lord Kew. He examines them like curious wild animals in the Jardin

des Plantes. He is an accomplished naturalist, and not afraid of the

lion; but he remembers that the animal is royal, and has a title. Mr.

Norris, for instance, shows nothing of this mood. Mr. Trollope was not

afraid of his Dukes: he thought none the worse of a man because he was

the high and puissant prince of Omnium. As for most novelists, they no

longer paint fashionable society with enthusiasm. Mr. Henry James has

remarked that young British peers favour the word "beastly,"--a point

which does not always impress itself into other people so keenly as into

Mr. Henry James. In reading him you do not forget that his Tufts are

Tufts. But then Tufts are really strange animals to the denizens of the

Great Republic. Perhaps the modern realism has made novelists desert the

world where Dukes and Dowagers abound. Novelists do not know very much

about it; they are not wont to haunt the gilded saloons, and they prefer

to write about the manners which they know. A very good novel, in these

strange ruinous times, might be written with a Duke for hero; but nobody

writes it, and, if anybody did write it in the modern manner, it would

not in the least resemble the old fashionable novel.

Here a curious point arises. We have all studied the ingenious lady who

calls herself Ouida. Now, is Ouida, or rather was Ouida in her early

state sublime, the last of the old fashionable novelists, or did

Thackeray unconsciously prophesy of her when he wrote his burlesque

_Lords and Liveries_? Think of the young earl of Bagnigge, "who was

never heard to admire anything except a _coulis de dindonneau a la St.

Menehould_, . . . or the bouquet of a flask of Medoc, of Carbonnell's

best quality, or a _goutte_ of Marasquin, from the cellars of Briggs and

Hobson." We have met such young patricians in _Under Two Flags_ and

_Idalia_. But then there is a difference: Ouida never tells us that her

hero was "blest with a mother of excellent principles, who had imbued his

young mind with that morality which is so superior to all the vain pomps

of the world." But a hero of Ouida's might easily have had a father who

"was struck down by the side of the gallant Collingwood in the Bay of

Fundy." The heroes themselves may have "looked at the Pyramids without

awe, at the Alps without reverence." They do say "_Corpo di Bacco_," and

the Duca de Montepulciano does reply, "_E' bellissima certamente_." And

their creator might conceivably remark "Non cuivis contigit." But Lady

Fanny Flummery's ladies could not dress as Ouida's ladies do: they could

not quote Petronius Arbiter; they had never heard of Suetonius. No age

reproduces itself. There is much of our old fashionable authoress in

Ouida's earlier tales; there is plenty of the Peerage, plenty of queer

French in old novels and Latin yet more queer; but where is the _elan_

which takes archaeology with a rush, which sticks at no adventure,

however nobly incredible? where is the pathos, the simplicity, the purple

splendour of Ouida's manner, or manners? No, the spirit of the world,

mirroring itself in the minds of individuals, simpered, and that simper

was Lady Fanny Flummery. But it did many things more portentous than

simpering, when it reflected itself in Ouida.

Is it that we do no longer gape on the aristocracy admiringly, and write

of them curiously, as if they were creatures in a Paradise? Is it that

Thackeray has converted us? In part, surely, we are just as snobbish as

ever, though the gods of our adoration totter to their fall, and "a

hideous hum" from the mob outside thrills through the temples. In

fiction, on the other hand, the world of fashion is "played out." Nobody

cares to read or write about the dear duchess. If a peer comes into a

novel he comes in, not as a coroneted curiosity, but as a man, just as if

he were a dentist, or a stockbroker. His rank is an accident; it used to

be the essence of his luminous apparition. I scarce remember a lord in

all the many works of Mr. Besant, nor do they people the romances of Mr.

Black. Mr. Kipling does not deal in them, nor Mr. George Meredith much;

Mr. Haggard hardly gets beyond a baronet, and _he_ wears chain mail in

Central Africa, and tools with an axe. Mrs. Oliphant has a Scotch peer,

but he is less interesting and prominent than his family ghost. No, we

have only Ouida left, and Mr. Norris--who writes about people of fashion,

indeed, but who has nothing in him of the old fashionable novelist.

Is it to a Republic, to France, that we must look for our fashionable

novels--to France and to America. Every third person in M. Guy de

Maupassant's tales has a "de," and is a Marquis or a Vicomte. As for M.

Paul Bourget, one really can be happy with him in the fearless old

fashion. With him we meet Lord Henry Bohun, and M. De Casal (a Vicomte),

and all the Marquises and _Marquises_; and all the pale blue boudoirs,

and sentimental Duchesses, whose hearts are only too good, and who get

into the most complicated amorous scrapes. That young Republican, M.

Bourget, sincerely loves a _blason_, a pedigree, diamonds, lace, silver

dressing cases, silver baths, essences, pomatums, _le grand luxe_. So

does Gyp: apart from her wit, Gyp is delightful to read, introducing us

to the very best of bad company. Even M. Fortune du Boisgobey likes a

Vicomte, and is partial to the _noblesse_, while M. Georges Ohnet is

accused of entering the golden world of rank, like a man without a

wedding garment, and of being lost and at sea among his aristocrats. They

order these things better in France: they still appeal to the fine old

natural taste for rank and luxury, splendour and refinement. What is Gyp

but a Lady Fanny Flummery _reussie_,--Lady Fanny with the trifling

additional qualities of wit and daring? Observe her noble scorn of M.

George Ohnet: it is a fashionable arrogance.

To my mind, I confess, the decay of the British fashionable novel seems

one of the most threatening signs of the times. Even in France

institutions are much more permanent than here. In France they have

fashionable novels, and very good novels too: no man of sense will deny

that they are far better than our dilettantism of the slums, or our

religious and social tracts in the disguise of romance. If there is no

new tale of treasure and bandits and fights and lions handy, may I have a

fashionable novel in French to fall back upon! Even Count Tolstoi does

not disdain the _genre_. There is some uncommonly high life in _Anna

Karenine_. He adds a great deal of psychology, to be sure; so does M.

Paul Bourget. But he takes you among smart people, who have everything

handsome about them--titles, and lands, and rents. Is it not a hard

thing that an honest British snob, if he wants to move in the highest

circles of fiction, must turn to French novelists, or Russian, or

American? As to the American novels of the _elite_ and the _beau monde_,

their elegance is obscured to English eyes, because that which makes one

New Yorker better than another, that which creates the Upper Ten Thousand

(dear phrase!) of New York, is so inconspicuous. For example, the

scientific inquirer may venture himself among the novels of two young

American authors. Few English students make this voyage of exploration.

But the romances of these ingenious writers are really, or really try to

be, a kind of fashionable novels. It is a queer domain of fashion, to be

sure, peopled by the strangest aborigines, who talk and are talked about

in a language most interesting to the philologist. Here poor Lady Fanny

Flummery would have been sadly to seek, for her characters, though noble,

were moral, and her pen was wielded on the side of Church and State. But

these western fashionables have morals and a lingo of their own, made in

equal parts of the American idioms and of expressions transferred from

the jargon of Decadence and the _Parnassiculet Contemporain_. As one

peruses these novels one thinks of a new tale to be told--_The Last of

the Fashionables_, who died away, like the buffalo and the grisly bear,

in some canon or forest of the Wild West. I think this distinguished

being, _Ultimus hominum venustiorum_, will find the last remnants of the

Gentlemanly Party in some Indian tribe, Apaches or Sioux. I see him

raised to the rank of chief, and leading the red-skinned and painted

cavaliers on the war-path against the Vulgarians of the ultimate

Democracy. To depict this dandy chief would require the art at once of a

Cooper and a Ouida. Let me attempt--

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