"The ---- Mosquito Destroyer Coil. 1s. Perfectly Safe for
mosquitoes."--_Advt. in Burmese Paper_.
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"MORE LATE TRAINS. IMPROVED SERVICE ON G.E.R."--_Times_.
An aggrieved East Anglian writes to know how the trains can be made
later than they are.
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"WELCOME TO PRESIDENT WILSON,
HONOURED CHIEF OF THE GREAT AMERICAN DEMOCRACY,
"To which we are attached by traditional lies."--_Headline in
Italian Paper_.