MORE REPRISALS.

That ass Ellis is a poor creature, and, like the poor, he is always

with me. I think he is a punishment inflicted upon me for some past

error.

A short time ago I caught the "flu." Naturally the first person I

suspected was Ellis, but I am bound to confess that I have not been

able to prove it. Indeed, when he followed me to hospital two days

later and was put in the next bed, I felt justified in exonerating him

altogether.

The first remark that he made, when he reached that stage of the

complaint where you feel like making remarks, illustrates just the

kind of man he is. He accused _me_ of giving the thing to _him_!

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