"But most of the people aboard that car, if they had been
truthfully outspoken, would probably have said, 'Dem's my
sentiments.'"--_Evening Paper_.
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"MARK OF CENTENARIAN.
"Mrs. Rachel ----, a former resident of this city, was the guest
of honor at a dinner served yesterday at her son's home in
Wilkinsburg, the occasion being the 92nd anniversary of her birth.
Mrs. ---- was born in Somerset County and resided in this city
before the flood."--_American Paper_.
At first we thought the headline a little previous, but the last
sentence shows that it is, on the contrary, decidedly belated.
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[Illustration: _Indignant Patriot_ (_to Local Food Committee_). "I
WISH TO REPORT THAT THERE'S A GROCER IN THIS TOWN WHO IS SELLING
BUTTER, SUGAR AND JAM WITHOUT COUPONS. HE--"
_Food Committee_ (_as one man, ecstatically_). "WHICH IS HIS SHOP?"]
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