In 1845 D’Orsay apparently realised that his pecuniary condition was

irreparable, and sought in vain for means of escape. He prepared a

schedule of his liabilities, the total sum of his indebtedness amounting

to £107,000, not including a number of debts to private friends, which

made an additional sum of £13,000. It was even contemplated that he

should go through the Court of Bankruptcy, but a difficulty was found in

the fact that it could not be proved that he was a commercial man or an

agriculturalist. He only sowed wild oats.

The situation so pressed upon him, that he allowed himself for a time to

become the prey of impostors, who declared that they had achieved what

the alchemists of old had so long looked for in vain, the conversion of

the baser metals into gold!

From an unveracious chronicle we quote a passage which is veracious:—

“Now, among the shyest birds that ever ducked from a missile of the law

was, without an exception the Marquis d’Horsay (D’Orsay). His maxim

had long been ‘catch me who can;’ at the same time, acting up to the

patent-safety rule of ‘prevention being so much better than cure,’ he

afforded no facilities whatever of being hobbled in the chase. At bay

he kept the yelping pack, and within the good, stout, rich walls of

his covert he maintained both a pleasant and a secure retreat from the

dangers besetting him. He now no longer ventured to frame himself, as it

were, in his cab, and exhibit his colours and attractions to the curious

crowds, except on that privileged day—when even the debtor is at liberty

to rest—the seventh of the week.[26] Then, indeed, he issued forth,

decked as of old, and, like a bird free from the confines of his cage,

made the most of the brief hours of his freedom.

“Every art, every manœuvre within the subtle and almost inexhaustible

resources of those apt functionaries of the law who are ever on the

alert to deprive the subject of his liberty, let him be never so chary

of the preservation of it, had been put in force to trap our hero; but

hitherto in vain. Mr Sloughman,[27] truly, arrived within a short journey

of accomplishing this much-desired end; still he was frustrated, and now

among the ranks of bums there was a cloud which damped their hopes and

mildewed their energies. The Marquis was not to be grabbed, and they knew

it. With flagging spirits the attempts were renewed over and over again.

Bribes and offers of rewards were extended liberally to his menials for

their traitorous assistance in obtaining the design, but they had been

too well selected, and knew their own interests depended on no such frail

or fleeting benefits. False messengers in all garbs and disguises, upon

all kinds of errands and excuses, applied for admission and interviews.

Even—yes, even the fair sex were at last made not bearers of Love’s

despatches, but conveyancers of stern writs, notices of declarations,

trials, and suchlike means to the end and breaking up of a man of

fashion. Still the Marquis was proof against all these attacks, let them

come in what shape they would.”

That may be fancy, but it is close akin to fact.

In _The English Spy_ we read of the crowd in Hyde Park of a Sunday

afternoon at the fashionable hour:—

“The low-bred, vulgar, Sunday throng,

Who dine at two, are ranged along

On both sides of the way;

With various views, these honest folk

Descant on fashions, quiz and joke,

Or march a _shy cock_[28] down;

For many a star in fashion’s sphere

Can only once a week appear

In public haunts of town,

Lest those two ever _watchful_ friends,

The _step_-brothers, whom sheriff sends,

John Doe and Richard Roe,

A _taking_ pair should deign to borrow,

To wit, until _All Souls_ the morrow,

The body of a beau;

But Sunday sets the prisoner free,

He _shows_ the Park, and laughs with glee,

At creditors and Bum.”

Henry Vizetelly used on occasion to make an early call upon Thackeray,

and walk into town with him from Kensington. “On one of these journeys,”

he says, “soon after Lady Blessington gave up Gore House to reside in

Paris, I remember his taking me with him to look over the little crib,

adjacent to the big mansion, where Count d’Orsay, Lady Blessington’s

recognised lover, was understood to have resided, with the view of

saving appearances. For years past the ringleted and white-kidded

Count, although his tailor and other obliging tradespeople dressed him

for nothing, or rather, in consideration of the advertisement that his

equivocal patronage procured for them, had been a self-constituted

prisoner through dread of arrest for debt. It was only on Sundays that

he ventured outside the Gore House grounds, and for his protection on

other days the greatest possible precaution was exercised when it was

necessary for any of Lady Blessington’s many visitors to be admitted.

D’Orsay’s friend, Thomas Slingsby Duncombe, who was mixed up with him in

numerous bill transactions, used to say that the Count’s debts amounted

to £120,000, and that before he retired to the safe asylum of Gore House,

he was literally mobbed by duns.”

[Illustration: HYDE PARK CORNER IN 1824

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Tom Duncombe describes Lady Blessington’s parties as gay, “where all

the men about town assembled, and sunned themselves in her charms; and

where, for certain reasons, she was secure from the intrusion of rivals.

There Count d’Orsay, tied by the leg with 120,000_l._ of debt, was sure

to welcome his ‘_cher Tomie_.’”

“_Cher Tomie_” saw and knew much of D’Orsay, and did his best to help him

in his money troubles. The following letters tell a tale of woe:—

_Saturday, 12th February 1842._

“MY DEAR TOMMY,—I know that you have been to C. Lewis, and

that he told you it was settled. It is not so; he expected

that I would have signed the renewals at sixty per cent. which

he sent me, and which I delivered. Therefore, if you have a

moment to lose, have the kindness to see him this morning and

persuade him of the impossibility of my renewing at that rate;

say anything you like on the subject, but that is the moral

of the tale. You must come and dine with us soon again.—Yours

faithfully,

“D’ORSAY.”

* * * * *

_Thursday, 6th April 1842._

“MY DEAR TOMMY,—I see by the papers that Lord Campbell and Mr

T. S. Duncombe received a petition against the _Imprisonment

for Debt_! It is the moment to immortalise yourself, and also

the _sweetest_ revenge against all our gang of Jews, if you

succeed in carrying this petition through. I have taken proper

means to keep this proposal alive in the Press. Will you come

and dine with us?—Yours affectionately,

“D’ORSAY.”

This last _may_ refer to the schedule above-mentioned:—

“MY DEAR TOMMY,—I send you this precious document; the only

one I could obtain. It is a flaring-up page of the _History of

the Nineteenth Century_! God is great, and will be greater the

day He will annihilate our persecutors. _En attendant_, I am

always,—Your affectionate friend,

“D’ORSAY.”

The following refers again to the Imprisonment Abolition Bill:—

“MON CHER TOMMY,—I think that we ought to try to ascertain

how far the humbugging system can go. As soon as I received

your note this morning I wrote to Brougham, and explained

all the unfructuous attempts of Mr Hawes.[29] I enclose the

first answer. _Now_, he has just been here, after having had

a long conversation with Lyndhurst, who is decided to spur

the Solicitor-General, stating, as the Parliament will last

until Thursday week, there will be time enough to pass the

bill. See what you can do with Mr Hawes. I am sure that if he

will strike the iron now, when it is hot, that we have still a

chance. Lyndhurst, I assure you, is very anxious about it, and

expressed it strongly to Brougham. Do not be discouraged.—Yours

affectionately,

“D’ORSAY.”

The enclosed note from Brougham ran:—

“MON CHER A.,—Je suis _coloré_ plutôt que _désespéré_. Il faut

que je mette ordre à tout cela. Je vais chez Lyndhurst dans

l’instant, H. B.”

Tom Duncombe was himself a capital hand at getting into debt; we

read:—“Duncombe is playing good boy, having completely drawn in; he has

given up his house and carriages, and taken his name out of the Clubs.

He had become so involved that he could not carry on the war any longer.

They say that he has committed himself to the amount of 120,000_l._”

Readers of _Vanity Fair_ will recall “Mr Moss’s mansion in Cursitor

Street,” “that dismal place of hospitality,” to which Colonel Crawdon was

an unwilling visitor. It was such an ordeal, that D’Orsay was determined

not to undergo. Shame upon those who threatened him with it.

Madden tells us that D’Orsay’s sister “makes no concealment of her

conviction that Count d’Orsay’s ignorance of the value of money—the

profuse expenditure into which he was led by that ignorance, the

temptation to play arising from it, the reckless extravagance into which

he entered, not so much to minister to his own pleasure, as to gratify

the feelings of an inordinate generosity of disposition, that prompted

him to give whenever he was called on, and to forget the obligations he

contracted for the sake of others, and the heavy penalties imposed on

his friends by the frequent appeals for pecuniary assistance—were very

grievous faults, and great defects in his character.”

Mice nibbling at the reputation of a lion! Faults and defects; it is so

easy to see spots on the sun! The world is often cruel to its greatest

men; and who can deny that D’Orsay was much ill-used? Who can realise

the suffering inflicted on his generous heart by the lack of generosity

in others? How absurd to insult his memory by calling “reckless

extravagance” that which in ordinary men would be so, but which in him

was the striving to fulfil his great destiny. If his spirit haunts the

earth it must be torture, worse than any in the place to which he may

have gone, to find that he should have been so greatly misunderstood.

It is a lovable trait in a man that he should give to others of his

superfluity; it is adorable in D’Orsay that he should have distributed

with open hand and tender heart the spare cash of others. Petty

questionings as to right and wrong, _meum et tuum_, to which commonplace

men rightly pay attention, have no claim upon such a man as D’Orsay. To

the good all things are good.

He had the tongue of the charmer. Mr Mitchell, to whom he owed much

money, would in moments of despair, write and demand immediate payment.

In all his glory D’Orsay would answer in person; would calm the

tempest with fair words and would usually succeed in _increasing_ his

indebtedness.

XXIV

SUNDRY FESTIVITIES

There cannot, indeed, be any question but that D’Orsay possessed the gift

of fascination; his personality was one that compelled both admiration

and attention. It is impossible to define or describe wherein exactly

lies this power of personality. Of two women equally beautiful and

apparently equally attractive, one will fascinate and the other will not,

but it surpasses the ability of even those who are fascinated to say

wherein is the difference between the two charmers.

D’Orsay had charm, and for our part we believe that with him, at any

rate, part of this charm lay in the fact that he did not grow old; those

whom the gods love die young despite the passage of years. He was young

and he was gay; and joyousness is singularly and strongly attractive

in a world where the majority of men and women are apt to be unjoyous.

Gaiety of spirits, and unconquerable, unquenchable _joie de vivre_, are

treasures above all price because they cannot be purchased.

Especially with those who make pleasure a pursuit, and it was with

such that D’Orsay chiefly forgathered, the amusements of life too

frequently become “stale, flat and unprofitable”; such folk make

pleasure the business of life, pleasure does not come to them naturally,

spontaneously; they suffer from that most wearing of mental troubles,

boredom. Far otherwise was it with D’Orsay. We have been with him now in

many places and with many companies, and never once has there been a hint

that he was either satiated with enjoyment or depressed when things went

astray. He often said himself: “I have never known the meaning of the

word _ennui_.”

Beneath all the tinsel and unreality of some of Disraeli’s novels, there

is always a stratum of keen observation and shrewd knowledge of men and

women. It will help us, therefore, in our understanding of D’Orsay to see

how he appeared to his friend and fellow-dandy.

Disraeli sketched D’Orsay’s portrait as Count Alcibiades de Mirabel in

_Henrietta Temple_: “The satin-lined coat thrown open … and revealing a

breastplate of starched cambric …,” the wristbands were turned up with

“compact precision,” and were fastened by “jewelled studs.” “The Count

Mirabel could talk at all times well.… Practised in the world, the Count

Mirabel was nevertheless the child of impulse, though a native grace,

and an intuitive knowledge of mankind, made every word pleasing and

every act appropriate.… The Count Mirabel was gay, careless, generous.…

It seemed that the Count Mirabel’s feelings grew daily more fresh, and

his faculty of enjoyment more keen and relishing.…” Into Count Mirabel’s

mouth is put this, which sounds very D’Orsayish: “Between ourselves, I

do not understand what this being bored is,” said the Count. “He who is

bored appears to me a bore. To be bored supposes the inability of being

amused.… Wherever I may be, I thank heaven that I am always diverted.”

Then this: “I live to amuse myself, and I do nothing that does not amuse

me.” And this: “Fancy a man ever being in low spirits. Life is too

short for such _bêtises_. The most unfortunate wretch alive calculates

unconsciously that it is better to live than to die. Well then, he has

something in his favour. Existence is a pleasure, and the greatest. The

world cannot rob us of that, and if it be better to live than to die, it

is better to live in a good humour than a bad one. If a man be convinced

that existence is the greatest pleasure, his happiness may be increased

by good fortune, but it will be essentially independent of it. He who

feels that the greatest source of pleasure always remains to him, ought

never to be miserable. The sun shines on all; every man can go to sleep;

if you cannot ride a fine horse, it is something to look upon one; if you

have not a fine dinner, there is some amusement in a crust of bread and

Gruyère. Feel slightly, think little, never plan, never brood. Everything

depends upon the circulation; take care of it. Take the world as you find

it, enjoy everything. _Vive la bagatelle!_”

Then further on:—

“The Count Mirabel was announced.…

“The Count stood before him, the best-dressed man in London, fresh and

gay as a bird, with not a care on his sparkling visage, and his eye

bright with _bonhomie_. And yet Count Mirabel had been the very last to

desert the recent mysteries of Mr Bond Sharpe;[30] and, as usual, the

dappled light of dawn had guided him to his luxurious bed—that bed that

always afforded him serene slumbers, whatever might be the adventures of

the day, or the result of the night’s campaign. How the Count Mirabel

did laugh at those poor devils, who wake only to moralise over their own

folly with broken spirits and aching heads. Care, he knew nothing about;

Time, he defied; indisposition he could not comprehend. He had never been

ill in his life, even for five minutes.

“Melancholy was a farce in the presence of his smile; and there was

no possible combination of scrapes that could withstand his kind and

brilliant raillery.”

Then to his friend, Armine, who is _distrait_:—

“A melancholy man! _Quelle bêtise!_ I will cure you; I will be your

friend, and put you all right. Now we will just drive down to Richmond;

we will have a light dinner—a flounder, a cutlet, and a bottle of

champagne, and then we will go to the French play. I will introduce you

to Jenny Vertpré. She is full of wit; perhaps she will ask us to supper.

Allons, mon ami, mon cher Armine; allons, mon brave!”

Could Armine resist a tempting invitation so irresistible? No, “so, in

a few moments, he was safely ensconced in the most perfect cabriolet

in London, whirled along by a horse that stepped out with a proud

consciousness of its master.”

We hold that portrait to be excellent not only as regards the outer but

also the inner man D’Orsay. He was the “child of impulse,” not a cold,

cynical, calculating voluptuary; he did not deliberately “feel slightly,

think little”; it was not in him to suffer deep emotion or to think

deeply. “_Vive la bagatelle!_” that was his motto, because for him there

was not in life anything else than “_bagatelle_”; existence for him was

compounded of “trifles light as air.” His good spirits, as Disraeli

hints, were based upon his splendid physical vitality as infectious good

spirits must ever be. The joy of life may be apparent to and partially

enjoyed by those whose physical health is weak, but complete realisation

of the joy of living, of merely being alive, is only for those whose

vitality is abundant and superb. Further, he had the faculty of enjoying

himself; it was not that he would not but that he could not be bored.

Even children felt his fascination. Madden writes:—

“One of the proofs of the effect on others of his insinuating manners and

prepossessing appearance, was the extreme affection and confidence he

inspired in children, of whom he was very fond, but who usually seemed as

if they were irresistibly drawn towards him, even before he attempted to

win them. The shyest and most reserved were no more proof against this

influence than the most confiding. Children who in general would hardly

venture to look at a stranger, would steal to his side, take his hand,

and seem to be quite happy and at ease when they were near him.”

Nor, as we have learned, was it merely the butterflies who found pleasure

in his sunny nature; he had a striking faculty of suiting himself to

his company, an adaptability which is essential for success in general

society. Landor loved him, so almost it may be said did the somewhat

stern Macready. Indeed the actor was one of the most ardent of D’Orsay’s

admirers; he wrote after his death:—

“No one who knew and had affections could help loving him. When he

liked he was most fascinating and captivating. It was impossible to

be insensible to his graceful, frank and most affectionate manner. I

have reason to believe that he liked me, perhaps much, and I certainly

entertained the most affectionate regard for him. He was the most

brilliant, graceful, endearing man I ever saw—humorous, witty and

clear-headed. But the name of D’Orsay alone had a charm; even in the most

distant cities of the United States all inquired with interest about him.”

A few notes from Macready’s Diary, and from records kept by others, will

serve to confirm the testimony already adduced of the great variety and

interest of the friends with whom D’Orsay was surrounded in the Gore

House days.

On February 16th, 1839, there was a pleasant company there, of which

Macready makes this record:—

“Went to Lady Blessington’s with Forster, who had called in the course of

the day. Met there the Count de Vigny, with whom I had a most interesting

conversation on _Richelieu_.… Met also with D’Orsay, Bulwer, Charles

Buller, Lord Durham, who was very cordial and courteous to me, Captain

Marryat, who wished to be reintroduced to me, Hall, Standish, Chorley,

Greville, who wished to be introduced to me also, Dr Quin, etc. Passed a

very agreeable two hours.”

With most of these we have already met on other occasions. On May

31st, 1840, Macready met at Gore House the Fonblanques, Lord Normanby,

Lord Canterbury, Monckton Milnes, Chorley, Rubini and “Liszt, the most

marvellous pianist I ever heard. I do not know when I have been so

excited.” And in April 1846, we hear of him dining at Gore House in the

company of, amongst others, Liston, Quin, Chesterfield, Edwin Landseer,

Forster, Jerdan and Dickens.

And on the other hand many a time did D’Orsay dine with Macready to meet

good company, but Lady Blessington was not and could not be included

in the invitations. It is a feather in their caps for men to conquer

beautiful ladies, but _væ victis_. On the evening of May 6th, 1840,

Planché “was present at a very large and brilliant gathering at Gore

House. Amongst the company were the Marquis of Normanby and several other

noblemen, and, memorably, Edwin Landseer. During the previous week there

had been a serious disturbance at the Opera, known as ‘The Tamburini

Row,’ and it naturally formed the chief subject of conversation in a

party, nearly every one of whom had been present. Lord Normanby, Count

d’Orsay, and Landseer were specially excited; there was some difference

of opinion, but no quarrelling, and the great animal painter was in high

spirits and exceedingly amusing till the small hours of the morning, when

we all gaily separated, little dreaming of the horrible deed perhaps at

that very moment perpetrating, the murder of Lord William Russell by his

valet Courvoisier.”

Of James Robinson Planché, herald and writer of extravaganzas and student

of the history of costume, Edmund Yates gives a thumbnail sketch in later

years:—

“Such a pleasant little man, even in his extreme old age—he was over

eighty at his death[31]—and always neatly dressed, showing his French

origin in his vivacity and his constant gesticulation.”

The murder of Lord William Russell created an unpleasant sensation,

though there was not anything mysterious in it, or particularly

interesting to the amateur in crime. François Benjamin Courvoisier, a

Swiss and Lord William’s valet, two maid-servants and Lord William,

aged seventy-two, formed the household at the establishment in Norfolk

Street, Park Lane. On the morning of 7th May, the housemaid found her

master’s writing-room in a state of disarray, and in the hall a cloak, an

opera-glass and other articles of wearing apparel done up together as if

prepared to be taken away. The maid roused Courvoisier, who exclaimed,

when he came upon the scene: “Some one has been robbing us; for God’s

sake go and see where his lordship is!”

They went together to Lord William’s room, where a shocking sight

presented itself, their master lying dead upon the bed, his head nearly

severed from his body. The police were summoned, and money, banknotes,

and some jewellery, believed to have been stolen from Lord William,

being found concealed behind the skirting in the pantry, Courvoisier

was arrested, tried, condemned, and then acknowledged his crime. He was

executed on 6th July, before an immense mob of men, women and children.

Of another evening at Gore House Planché has this to relate of Lablache:—

“It was after dinner at Gore House that I witnessed his extraordinary

representation of a thunderstorm simply by facial expression. The gloom

that gradually overspread his countenance appeared to deepen into actual

darkness, and the terrific frown indicated the angry lowering of the

tempest. The lightning commenced by winks of the eyes, and twitchings of

the muscles of the face, succeeded by rapid sidelong movements of the

mouth which wonderfully recalled to you the forked flashes that seem to

rend the sky, the motion of thunder being conveyed by the shaking of his

head. By degrees the lightning became less vivid, the frown relaxed, the

gloom departed, and a broad smile illuminating his expansive face assured

you that the sun had broken through the clouds and the storm was over.”

Another house to which D’Orsay frequently went was that of Charles

Dickens, and we read of in 1845 an entertainment which no doubt was a

festive jollification. In September of that year an amateur performance,

with Dickens at the head of the troupe, was given of _Every Man in His

Humour_, at Miss Kelly’s Theatre, in Dean Street, Soho, now known as

the Royalty. After the “show” it was decided to wind up with a supper,

concerning which Dickens writes to Macready:—

“At No. 9 Powis Place, Great Ormond Street, in an empty house belonging

to one of the company. There I am requested by my fellows to beg the

favour of thy company and that of Mrs Macready. The guests are limited to

the actors and their ladies—with the exception of yourselves and D’Orsay

and George Cattermole, ‘or so’—that sounds like Bobadil a little.”

In the company were included Douglas Jerrold, John Leech and Forster.

Referring to yet another dinner, Lady Blessington writes to Forster from

Gore House, on 12th April 1848:—

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