(An Advertisement.)
WANTED: Man to run a soft drink parlor out of town.
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How’re Everythings?
A Boston youth is the hero of this account in the “Globe”:
His parents were what is known as “high-brow,” but they also were good
sports. So, when he suggested taking them to a restaurant in the market
district of Boston, they agreed.
The mother’s exquisite clothes stamped her as a society woman, but
democracy reigns supreme at the market restaurant.
They sat down at the table. The waiter handed the mother a menu and then
leaned confidentially forward over the back of the chair and said:
“Well, sister, what’s the good news?”
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