_I want a good girl and I want her bad._
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Cut ’er Out, Dang!!
The man in the restaurant next to me made so much noise drinking his
coffee that a deaf man in the front of the restaurant shouted “Run for
your lives, the dam has broken!”
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_A dog can bury a bone and go to sleep knowing his “wife” won’t find it._
_But a man can’t get away with it, with a wife who goes through his
pockets._
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