Out in San Francisco is a Scotch woman who is so religious that she will
not give the children medicine on Saturday night for fear it will work on
Sunday.
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_Our idea of tough luck is to work for your board and then lose your
appetite._
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I asked her why she wore socks and she said they were not socks; that
they were stockings, and she had water on the knee which caused her
stockings to shrink.