“You know, folks, what makes me so late in arriving at this party is that
my mother lost a lid off the kitchen range, and I had to sit on the stove
to keep the smoke in until she found the lid.”
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Now, after the outburst of applause has subsided, we will sing a song
entitled, “Why the Corkscrew Has Lost Its Pull,” written by William
Jennings Bryan.
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_Let us now sing another little song entitled, “Mother, Hang Out the
Service Flag; Father Has Gone to Work Again.”_
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“How long,” she blushingly inquired, “Must one beat a cow before she will
give whipped cream?”
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