This Ain’t So Good

“Wait a minute, lady,” said the garage attendant. “You owe us a dollar

and a half—your battery was fixed. Pay me please.”

“Indeed,” snorted the fair driver, “my husband told me to have it

charged!”

* * * * *

“The doctor says you may have a little whisky. He says the dose will be—”

“Never mind what he says. I know all about the dose.”

Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 27, November, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 13 / 62 题