III.—OUR MUSIC-HALLS.

I fear the first impression made upon the mind of the careful observer is

that, as regards amusements, the mass of the people are deteriorating

very rapidly, that we are more frivolous and childish and silly in this

way than our fathers. One has no right to expect anything very

intellectual in the way of amusements. People seek them, and naturally,

as a relief from hard work. A little amusement now and then is a

necessity of our common humanity, whether rich or poor, high or low,

sinner or saint; and of course, in the matter of amusements, we must

allow people a considerable latitude according to temperament and age and

education, and the circumstances in which they are placed. In these days

no one advocates a Puritanical restraint and an abstinence from the

pleasures of the world. We have a perfect right to everything that can

lighten the burden of life, and can make the heart rejoice. It was not a

pleasant sign of the times, however, when the people found an amusement

in bull-baiting, cock-fighting, boxing, going to see a man hanged; nor is

it a pleasant sign of the tunes when, night after night, tens of

thousands of our fellow-countrymen are forced into shrieks of laughter by

exhibitions as idiotic as they are indecent. A refined and educated

people will seek amusements of a refining character. If the people, on

the contrary, rejoice in the slang and filthy innuendoes, and low dancing

and sensational gymnastics of the music-hall, what are we to think? The

music-hall is quite an invention of modern days. In times not very

remote working men were satisfied with going into a public-house—having

there their _quantum suff._ of less adulterated beer than they can get

now—and sometimes they got into good society at such places. For

instance, we find Dr. Johnson himself a kind of chairman of an ale-house

in Essex Street, Strand, where, for a small fee, you might walk up and

see the Doctor as large as life and hear him talk. At a later day the

bar-parlour, or whatever it might be called, of the public-house, was the

place in which men gathered to talk politics, and to study how they could

better themselves. When Bamford, the Lancashire Radical, came to town in

1817, the working men were principally to be found discussing politics in

all the London public-houses. One such place he visited and describes:

“On first opening the door,” he writes, “the place seemed dimmed by a

suffocating vapour of tobacco curling from the cups of long pipes, and

issuing from the mouths of the smokers in clouds of abominable odour,

like nothing in the world more than one of the unclean fogs of the

streets, though the latter were certainly less offensive and probably

less hurtful. Every man would have his half-pint of porter before him;

many would be speaking at once, and the hum and confusion would be such

as gave an idea of there being more talkers than thinkers, more speakers

than listeners. Presently, ‘order’ would be called, and comparative

silence restored; a speaker, stranger, or citizen would be announced with

much courtesy or compliment. ‘Hear, hear, hear,’ would follow, with

clapping of hands and knocking of knuckles on the tables till the

half-pints danced; then a speech with compliments to some brother orator

or popular statesman; next a resolution in favour of Parliamentary

reform, and a speech to second it; an amendment on some minor point would

follow; a seconding of that; a breach of order by some individual of warm

temperament, half-a-dozen would rise to set him right, a dozen to put

them down; and the vociferation and gesticulation would become loud and

confounding.” Such things are out of fashion nowadays. Political

discussion requires a certain amount of intellectual capacity. In London

there are but few discussion forums now, and the leading one is so

fearfully ventilated and so heavily charged with the fumes of stale

tobacco and beer, that it is only a few who care to attend. I remember

when there were three very close together and well attended. I remember

also when we had a music-hall in the City. It was not a particularly

lively place of resort. We used to have “The Bay of Biscay” and “The

Last Rose of Summer,” and now and then a comic song, while the visitor

indulged in his chop or beef-steak and the usual amount of alcoholic

fluid considered necessary on such occasions. But now we have changed

all that, and the simple-hearted frequenter of Dr. Johnson’s Tavern

half-a-century back would be not a little astonished with the modern

music-hall, which differs _in toto cælo_ from the public-house to which

in old-fashioned days a plain concert-room was attached.

A glance at the modern music-hall will show us whether we have improved

on our ancestors. In one respect you will observe it is the same.

Primarily it is a place in which men and women are licensed to drink.

The music is an after-thought, and if given is done with the view to keep

the people longer in these places and to make them drink more.

Externally the music-hall is generally a public-house. It may have a

separate entrance, but it is a public-house all the same, and you will

find that you can easily go from one to the other. In the music-hall

itself the facilities for drink are on every side. There are generally

two or three bars at which young ladies are retained to dispense whatever

beverages may be required. In the stalls there are little tables on

which the patrons of the establishment place their glasses of grog or

beer. A boy comes round with cigars and programmes for sale. All the

evening waiters walk up and down soliciting your orders. It is thus to

the drink, and not to the payment made for admission, that the proprietor

looks to recoup himself for his outlay—and that is considerable. A

popular music-hall singer makes his forty pounds a week; not, however, by

singing at one place all the week, but by rushing from one to the other,

and the staff kept at any music-hall of any pretensions is considerable.

Internally, the music-hall is arranged as a theatre—with its stage,

orchestra, pit, galleries, and boxes.

“Don’t you think,” said the manager of one of the theatres most warmly

patronised by the working classes, to a clerical friend of mine, “don’t

you think I am doing good in keeping these people out of the

public-houses all night?”

My clerical friend was compelled to yield a very reluctant assent. In

the case of the music-hall nothing of the kind can be said in

extenuation. It is only a larger and handsomer and more attractive kind

of drinking shop. In one respect it may be said to have an advantage.

Mostly of a night, about the bars of common public-houses and

gin-palaces, there are many unfortunate women drinking either by

themselves or with one another, or with their male companions. In the

music-hall “the unfortunate female” element—except in the more central

ones, where they swarm like wolves or eagles in search of their prey—is

absent, or, at any rate, not perceptible. The workman takes there his

wife and family, and the working man the young woman with whom he keeps

company. There can be no harm in that? you say. I am not quite sure.

Let me give one case as an illustration of many similar which have come

under my own observation.

A girl one evening went with a friend, an omnibus conductor, to a

music-hall. She was well plied with drink, which speedily took an effect

on her brain, already affected by the gas and glare, and life and bustle

of the place. The girl was a fine, giddy, thoughtless girl of the

maid-of-all-work order. In the morning when she awoke she found herself

in a strange room with her companion of the preceding night. What was

the result? She dared not go back to her place. She was equally afraid

to go home. I need not ask the reader to say what became of her. Let

him question the unfortunate women who crowd the leading thoroughfares of

a night how they came to be what they are. It is a fact, I believe, that

no censorship is applied to music-hall performances, and that the only

censorship is that of the audience. The audience, be it remembered,

begins to drink directly the doors are opened, and remains drinking all

the time till they are closed; and you may be sure that in a mob of two,

or sometimes, as is the case, three thousand people, that the higher is

the seasoning and the lower the wit, and the more abundant the _double

entendre_, the greater is the applause, and the manager, who sits in an

arm-chair at the back of the orchestra and in front of the audience,

takes note of that. In the days of the Kembles, Mrs. Butler notes how

the tendency of actors was not so much to act well as to make points and

bring down the house. Especially does she deplore Braham’s singing as

much to be censured in this respect, and as unworthy of his high powers

and fame. In the music-hall this lower style of acting and singing

becomes a necessity. The people go to be amused, and the actor must

amuse them. If he can stand on his head and sing, immense would be the

applause. If he is unequal to this, he must attempt something equally

absurd, or he must have dogs and monkeys come to his aid; and perhaps

after all he will find himself outrivalled by a Bounding Brother or a

wonderful trapeze performer. If the music-hall proprietor in a northern

city had prevailed on Peace’s mistress, Miss Thompson, to have appeared

on his stage, what a fortune he would have made.

The other night I went into one of the largest of our music-halls, not a

hundred miles away from what was once Rowland Hill’s Chapel. There must

have been more than three thousand people present. Not a seat was to be

had, and there was very little standing room. I paid a shilling for

admission, and was quite surprised to see how entirely the shilling seats

or standing places were filled with working men, many of whom had their

wives and sweethearts with them. The majority, of course, of the

audience was made up of young men, who, in the course of the evening

spent at least another shilling in beer and “baccy.” In these bad times,

when people, in the middle ranks of life are in despair at the hard

prospect before them, here were these working men spending their two

hundred pounds a night at the least at this music-hall.

When I managed to squeeze my way in it was about the hour of ten, when

men who have to get up early to work ought to be in bed. The

performances were in full swing, and the enthusiasm of the audience,

sustained and stimulated by refreshment, was immense. A female or two

were the worse for liquor, but otherwise by that time the intoxicating

stage had not been gained. After some very uninteresting bicycling by

riders in curious dress, a man disguised as a nigger sang a lot of low

doggerel about his “gal.” In the course of his singing he stopped to

tell us that his “gal” had a pimple and that he liked pimples, as they

were signs of a healthy constitution. He then, amidst roars of laughter,

pretended to catch a flea. He liked fleas, he said; a flea came in the

daylight and looked you in the face like a man as it bit you; but a bug

he hated. It crawled over your body in the dark and garroted you. Then

he went on to speak in a mock-heroic style of the rights of women. He

“spotted” some naughty ones present—an allusion received with laughter.

He loved them all, male or female, married or single, and advised all the

young men present to get married as soon as possible and then hang

themselves. Ballet dancing of the usual character followed, and I came

away.

It is said a paper recently sent a special correspondent to describe a

London music-hall; the description was refused admission into the paper

on the ground of indecency, and I can well believe it.

As to the profit made by the music-halls there can be no doubt. Take for

instance the London Pavilion. I find the following newspaper paragraph:

Sir Henry A. Hunt, C.B., the arbitrator in the case of the London

Pavilion Music Hall, has sent in his award. M. Loibl claimed £147,000

for the freehold and goodwill, the building being required for the new

street from Piccadilly to Oxford Street. The award is £109,300. The

freehold cost M. Loibl £8,000, and his net profits in 1875 were £10,978;

in 1876, £12,083; and in 1877, £14,189. Let me give another

illustration. When the proprietor of Evans’ Supper Rooms was refused his

license, his loss was estimated at £10,000 per annum. It surely

evidently is more ready to pay liberally for the gratification of its

senses, than for the promotion of its virtues.

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