LEMUEL LONGMIRE.

Sir,--I wish to point out that "My Tutor's" is hopelessly wrong

in thinking that his Jobey is the real Jobey. Looking through my

diary for June, 1815, I find this entry:--

"News of Waterloo just received. Jobey, who has charge of all

the cricket implements and is generally the custodian of the

playing fields, monstrously drunk, on the ground of having won

the battle."

This conclusively proves that there was a Jobey before the old

fellow who has just died aged 85. But how anyone can be

interested in people aged only 85, I cannot conceive. My own age

is 118, and I am still in possession of an exact memory and a

deadly diary.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, January 26, 1916 · 第 31 / 61 题