There were a dozen children giving a play-circus which was supposed to be

very much like a real one. They had asked all their friends and the money

they received was to go to a children’s ward in a hospital. Every one of

their friends came and soon the circus began. First of all there was a

long parade while some of the children beat drums and others played tunes

on combs covered with tissue paper.

Two little girls rode ponies and on the heads of the ponies sat two

monkeys made of cloth! They had bead eyes!

A boy did a lot of fine tricks on a rocking horse, and there were all the

usual circus tricks, although perhaps not some of the more difficult ones.

After a little while a boy came out on the platform and said,

“Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Cats and Dogs, we have now to

offer a fine performance—a side show. We have shown you the regular acts

of the circus and we trust that you are pleased.” Here followed a great

deal of clapping and shouting.

“And,” the boy continued, “we are now to have the great privilege of

seeing the Frog-Child, the Snake-Lady, the Toad-Man, the Turtle-Babies.

Step this way, Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys, Girls, Cats and Dogs. Come right

inside the tent at your left and there you will see these things. There

is no extra charge for admission.”

All the children at once began to troop to their left through the side

tent.

“What could it mean?” they asked each other. What surprises they were

getting!

When they were inside the tent how they did laugh! One of the children

was in just such a green suit as Mr. Frog would wear and really looked

quite a good deal like a grandson of Grandpa Frog. He was hopping about

singing in a queer croaking voice,

“Galloo, Galloo, Goog-a-room, Goog-a-room.”

Another child who looked like a snake, because she wore an imitation

snakeskin, said, “Come and see the Snake-Lady. I eat things whole.” And

as she said this she swallowed a tiny crumb.

“I am the Toad-Man, come and see me,” grunted the Toad—or rather the

child who was dressed like one.

“We are the Turtle Babies. We snap, we play, we draw in our heads under

our shells!” And sure enough they were doing all these tricks.

Their costumes were really quite wonderful, although they had been made

mostly out of paper.

All the children who were looking on were quite delighted and said,

“We think you are marvelous!” And all the children dressed like animals

made bows and said thank you in voices that sounded a great deal like the

voices of snakes, toads, frogs and turtles.

AUGUST 6: The Bank Swallow

“Won’t you tell me what your name means?” asked Effie Elf of Mr. Bank

Swallow. “Really, you have such a curious name and I’ve always been

anxious to find out what it means.”

“My name is Bank Swallow because I and my family build our nests in holes

in banks. By banks I mean the banks out of doors and not the banks where

one saves one’s money.

“We are very friendly with one another, and we have big towns and

villages and cities of nests of Bank Swallows.

“We’re the very smallest of the Swallow family, I believe. And we can

always be known by our neck bands which we wear on our gray throats. Our

neck bands are much darker and show very clearly.

“We dress in simple brown and gray, though our throats are white.

“We have tunnels and long entrances to our homes, and at the end of our

tunnels we build the nest. Yes, we’re rather unusual, I believe.”

“Very unusual,” said Effie Elf. “Fancy nesting in a hole in a bank rather

than in a tree. That is quite odd, quite different from most of the

birds.

“So your name has nothing to do with banks where they have money?” she

asked.

“Nothing at all,” said the Bank Swallow. “We haven’t any need of money.

Of course if we needed it we’d probably save some for the bad days and

spend the rest on good insects to eat and other delicacies. But we don’t

have to pay for what we eat, so we don’t need any money.

“Besides, we’d be ashamed to open bank accounts for the banks are used to

so much money that they’d laugh at us.”

“Oh, nonsense!” said Effie Elf, “the good ones wouldn’t do that, for no

one who amounts to anything makes fun of any one else not having so much.

“People who don’t amount to much put on airs.”

“Then I’ll always be able to tell,” said the Bank Swallow.

AUGUST 7: The Cuckoo-Clock

Julius was very sleepy and he could hardly keep his eyes open. The whole

trouble was that he hated to do things on time. He did not like to go to

bed at the hour he was supposed to and he never, never wanted to get up

in the morning when his mother said, “Time to get up, Julius.”

And now he was sleepy, now in the middle of the afternoon. It was raining

hard outside and in the big library where he was sitting a large open

fire was burning merrily. Near the fireplace was a cuckoo-clock and

Julius always loved to watch the little cuckoo come out and tell any one

who happened to be listening just what time it was.

“It’s almost time for the cuckoo to come out,” said Julius. “But oh

gracious, how sleepy I am. I know I was late in going to bed last night

but I don’t see why I should be so dreadfully sleepy. I do hope I will

stay awake until the cuckoo says five o’clock. It is so much nicer to

hear him on the hour than at other times, because he only says ‘cuckoo’

once when the hand is at the half hour.”

“Cuckoo,” said the cuckoo bird in the clock. And then he said it four

times more. Each time he made a little bow as he spoke and when he had

said “cuckoo” for the fifth time, Julius was waiting to watch the little

door close.

The cuckoo in the clock always lives behind a little door over the face

of the clock, and when he is not telling the time he is in there.

But this time the door did not close. And the cuckoo stayed out of his

little home bobbing and saying “cuckoo” many times over, until at last it

sounded like “Julius, Julius, Julius.”

“Yes,” said Julius, “you are calling me by my right name. How are you,

Mr. Cuckoo Bird of the clock?”

The little bird was made of wood, to be sure, but he seemed so certain of

himself and so well satisfied that Julius felt he must be alive.

“I am well, I thank you kindly,” said the cuckoo bird. “But I don’t have

to ask you.”

“Why not?” asked Julius.

“Because I know,” said the cuckoo bird. “You are sleepy, and it’s not the

time to sleep. Ha, ha, ha. Whatever would you do if you were a clock, or

if your home was at the top of one?”

“Well, I am not a clock,” said Julius, “and I am jolly glad of it.”

“Tut, tut,” said the cuckoo bird. “You are getting quite cross, Master

Julius. Too little sleep. Well, well, I suppose I must forgive you. But

it’s a shame you couldn’t live in a clock for a time.”

“What do you mean?” asked Julius, who was quite frightened now. He felt

the little cuckoo bird would hop down and pick him right up and put him

in the clock.

“If you could live in a clock and take my place you would have to be on

time. Six o’clock would mean six o’clock and not half-past! Seven-thirty

in the morning would not mean a quarter past eight! Ah no, in the clock

we keep good time. We live on the moment and on the hour and half-hours

we come out to tell people to remember that the time is going by and they

mustn’t waste it for it is so extremely precious.”

“Don’t you believe in people sleeping?” asked Julius.

“To be sure, to be sure,” said the cuckoo, “but I believe they should

sleep at the right time. They should not choose another time for it, such

as the middle of the afternoon, because they sat up too late the night

before.”

Julius was very much ashamed. He felt the cuckoo bird knew that he had

been doing all that and he wished the bird would go back in his little

home and shut the door. He was getting more afraid every second that he

would be taken back there. And oh dear, how he would hate to live in a

clock.

“Just suppose,” said the cuckoo bird, “that I did things at the wrong

time. Suppose I should come out at six o’clock and tell every one it was

eight? You can’t imagine it, can you? And why not? Because I have had the

training of a clock. I have been an assistant in keeping the time and if

I don’t notice that you think more of the time I will put you back of the

clock.” The cuckoo bird banged his little door, and Julius, awaking with

a start, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said,

“I shall always do things on time from now on for how dreadful it must be

to live back of a clock and have the hours depend so much on you.”

AUGUST 8: Zuzeppa, the Monkey

“Zuzeppa,” said daddy, “was a monkey who had come from Africa and he

was going to give a special performance of his acting. The special

performance was to be given on a day set aside by the keeper. Of course

it couldn’t be advertised all around as a circus could, but the keeper

told all his special children friends who came to the zoo very often and

they told their friends, and it got around so that for the day of the

performance the monkey house was filled with children.

“‘Let me shake hands with the performer,’ the keeper said, and he shook

hands with Zuzeppa. Then they each bowed, and the keeper said, ‘Now

Zuzeppa will show you his circus tricks.’

“So Zuzeppa hung by his tail and turned many somersaults; he swung back

and forth and jumped and twisted and turned. He did the most marvelous

of circus tricks and all the children clapped their hands and the other

monkeys yelled and screamed, ‘Well done, Zuzeppa.’

“No one else knew what the monkeys meant but every one knew they were

excited. They weren’t jealous of Zuzeppa, for they knew he wanted to

learn tricks and be a trick-performing monkey. Besides he had worked hard

enough to have a whole monkey house to himself for all afternoon.

“‘Now,’ said the keeper, ‘Zuzeppa will do his special trick. It has been

done before by monkeys but Zuzeppa never did it before, and he has been

practising it so he could do it beautifully for this performance.’

“The keeper took out a little wooden table and put a napkin upon it and

a cloth. Then Zuzeppa spread the cloth over the table, reached down in a

box the keeper had, and took out a knife and a fork and a spoon. He put

all these on the table and then tied the napkin around his neck.

“Next he took a little broken chair which was in his cage and sat upon it.

“The keeper acted as the waiter, and passed things to Zuzeppa. And what

do you suppose Zuzeppa did?”

“What?” asked the children.

“Zuzeppa behaved at the table just as though he were a real person. He

ate with his fork and he cut with his knife. He peeled his banana which

he had for dessert and then he ate it, wiping his mouth with his napkin.

“But when he was all through his meal and had put his hands in a finger

bowl to make them nice and clean, he took a pipe, which the keeper handed

to him, struck a match and lighted the pipe. He only smoked for a second

or two, blowing the smoke out, as he didn’t especially care for it. But

oh, how happy he was when the children laughed and clapped their hands!

And this is a true story!”

AUGUST 9: Mr. Bullfrog

“I am the king of this pond,” said Mr. Bullfrog. “If any one comes here

I don’t like, I swallow him! That is the way to get rid of creatures you

don’t like!

“Just swallow them!

“I’ve heard people talking who were rowing on the pond and who were

gathering pond lilies, and I’ve heard them say how they were interrupted

by other people when they had some important work to do.

“And that the people didn’t care in the least if they were interrupting!

“Goog-a-room, goog-a-room, I can imagine nothing more annoying.

“But I cannot understand why people do not swallow these other people who

come and annoy them and interrupt them.

“Just suppose an insect hops on my nose and says:

“‘Sorry, Mr. Bullfrog, but I do hope I’m not annoying you.’ I don’t pay

any attention to that speech. I know it’s not so. If he cared about not

annoying me he wouldn’t land on my nose.

“But I don’t bother to answer him back, for that would be beneath my

dignity. So I just swallow him!”

AUGUST 10: Allie Baa’s Letter

“Allie Baa,” said daddy, “is a rag doll. Her real name is Alice Gustava

Ariel Star Jewel Bright Carol Carmen Cucumber-Green.

“Mrs. Cucumber-Green is her mother’s make-believe name, or I should say

it was her mother’s make-believe name.

“Her mother is a grown-up lady now, but still she has kept Allie Baa, and

when little girls go to call on her she brings out Allie Baa and Allie at

once makes friends.

“Now, this summer Allie’s mother went to the seashore. She left Allie

in charge of the city apartment. She told Allie to keep watch over the

apartment and to see that all was safe. Allie was the name she was always

called by for short, as you know.

“Now, when Allie’s great-aunt’s birthday came she wanted to send her a

present as she had always done. So she sent some pillows for the porch

where her great-aunt loved to sit.

“On the day of the birthday in the excitement Allie’s great-aunt did not

see the little card which said:

“‘To Dear Great-Aunt Mary, with love and many happy returns from Allie

Baa.’

“But the next day when Allie’s great-aunt was looking over her presents

she found the little card and knew that it belonged with the present of

the pillows which she had opened and which she had thought some one else

had given to her.

“Well, she sat right down and she wrote Allie Baa this letter and sent

it to be given to Allie Baa, care of Allie’s mother, who was at the

seashore, as I have told you.

“This was the letter Allie received, and because she thought it was such

a nice letter she wanted to let Jack and Evelyn and their friends hear

it, too.

“‘My dear Allie Baa,’ the letter commenced.

“‘I find this morning on reading over my birthday cards that

the pillows are from you, so will you please accept my thanks

for your sensible, most useful, pretty gift. When I received my

presents yesterday it was a distinct loss not to find a gift

from you, and I thought perhaps you were too hot to shop or had

some other good reason. But I am glad I thought wrongly and you

did remember me as of old.

“‘I shall think of you as I lie, sit, or “back up” against

these pillows.

“‘I suppose you are in the city this summer, as I have not

heard of any “ocean dips” on your part.

“‘Perhaps salt water might not agree with you. It is well to

be cautious, which means careful, and run no risks! You might

feel a responsibility with guarding the apartment but you have

a calm, brave, quiet nature which will keep you from a nervous

breakdown, I feel sure.

“‘With love and thanks,

“‘Affectionately,

“‘GREAT-AUNT MARY.’

“Wasn’t that a nice letter. Well, Allie’s mother, on a trip up to town

took the letter to Allie, for she couldn’t very well go to the door and

get it from the postman if her mother had sent it on by mail. But oh, she

was so pleased to have a letter from Great-Aunt Mary.

“And she smiled in her rag doll way, and the paint on her face cracked

just a little with joy, for she loved Aunt Mary, who had often let her

sit near her and draw up close as an affectionate, loving doll likes to

do.

“And she told her mother to tell Great-Aunt Mary that she was so happy

with her letter, and that she hoped Great-Aunt Mary would have many, many

happy returns of her birthday, for she was the best Great-Aunt Mary that

ever lived!”

AUGUST 11: Chickadee

“I can’t understand,” said Mrs. Chickadee, “how creatures can live

together and quarrel all the time. It is such waste of perfectly good

time in the first place.

“In the second place it isn’t any fun. Now, singing and chirping and worm

hunting and bread-crumb parties are all lots of fun.

“But quarreling isn’t any fun at all. It makes creatures unhappy and it

makes them very often quite sad. Even if they get the best of a quarrel

they don’t feel all happy and excited as they do after a fine party.

“Now, the Sparrows fight all the time. But no one would ever describe the

Sparrow as a merry, happy little bird.

“There is the Starling. No one would describe him as a happy bird. And

the Starling is a fighter, too.

“We scold in fun, nice chuckling, scolding notes we give, but we are

famous for our good spirits. Chick-a-dee-dee-dee.

“I’m sure most people know what we look like with our little black-capped

heads and the patch of black right under our beaks.

“We have pretty throats, we’re told. The black patches are soft looking

and rather smart, too.

“We wear simple gray suits and have white touches on our wings.

“In the winter time we like to be about, too. And nothing upsets us.

We never grumble over the weather. We can’t understand how people can

grumble over the weather.

“To us it is so foolish. The weather is going to do just what it wants

to, in the first place, and isn’t going to pay attention to any one, nor

is it going to pay any attention to what any one thinks. And yet how few

seem to realize that!”

AUGUST 12: The Little Caterpillars

“Did our mother receive this leaf as a gift?” asked the first little

brown caterpillar.

“Oh no,” said the second little brown caterpillar. “She just liked the

looks of it or thought the taste of it would be good for us and so she

just took it and left it here.”

“Gracious,” said the third little brown caterpillar, “you know

caterpillars can’t wait until they’re asked to have their meals.”

“They can’t wait to be given leaves,” said the fourth little brown

caterpillar.

“They’d never get them if they did,” said the fifth little brown

caterpillar.

“And we must have leaves in our lives,” said the sixth little brown

caterpillar.

“How handsome we will be when we become Blue Swallow-tail Butterflies,”

said the seventh little brown caterpillar.

“I greatly look forward to that day,” said the eighth little brown

caterpillar.

“And then we shall fly about and drink honey,” said the ninth little

brown caterpillar.

“And people will forget that we were caterpillars and will say,

“‘Look at those beautiful butterflies with their blue markings,’” added

the tenth little brown caterpillar.

“We will pretend not to hear them but it will please us,” said the

eleventh little brown caterpillar.

“Of course it will please us,” said the twelfth little brown caterpillar.

“We will eat and grow strong so we will be very beautiful,” said the

thirteenth little brown caterpillar.

“And eat, too, because it is so pleasant to eat,” said the fourteenth

little brown caterpillar as he took an extra large nibble at their leaf

dining-room.

So they ate until they were a little bigger and then they went off, each

one alone, to look for more food and adventures.

AUGUST 13: The Catbird

“Tell me what happened, Mr. Catbird,” said Billie Brownie.

“Well, I was sitting on the fence, this very same fence upon which I’m

now sitting, and some children were playing in the yard near-by.

“While they were playing I made all sorts of queer sounds just like a cat.

“You know how I can take off the various sounds of a cat?”

“I most certainly do that,” said Billie Brownie.

“They didn’t know where the cat could be, and they began to look for the

cat.

“I almost fell off the fence laughing when they started to look for the

cat.

“Then when they were looking by the cellar stairs and under the old tree

yonder I took great chances that they might see that I was not the cat,

and I made the same sounds again.

“They kept saying to each other:

“‘Well, I’m sure I heard a cat that time.’

“I really and truly almost fell off the fence laughing. Then they came

back and went on with their games. They saw me sitting here and I had my

beak tight and looked as though I hadn’t made a sound.”

“I know,” said Billie Brownie.

“Then I sat very still, of course, and one of them said:

“‘Well, all I can see is that gray bird with the black cap.’

“Of course they meant they could see me, and I was the one making all the

sounds like a cat.

“They finished playing after a time and began to dig in the garden,

transplanting the lettuce and hoeing the beans and watering the

vegetables.

“Then I began to make sounds like the different birds and they would turn

to one another and say:

“‘What song is that? Whose voice was that? Do you know what bird that

could have been?’

“And they’d look about and not see any of the other birds, for hardly any

birds were around then, and I sat, looking so quiet and meek.

“And then I heard one of them say:

“‘I still don’t see any other creature but that gray bird.’

“I thought surely then that they knew I was fooling them, but I found out

they didn’t know I could make sounds like a cat and sing like the other

birds and sometimes like a mocking-bird, too.

“But they didn’t know. And they’ve all gone off now. And still they’re

wondering where the cat could have been which they thought they heard,

and where all the birds were they were unable to see.

“Ha, ha, ha, that is the greatest joke—to think I fooled them all.”

“Well, you’re a smart bird, there is no mistake about that,” said Billie

Brownie, “and I can tell you I admire your smartness.”

“I fooled them, I fooled them,” chirped Mr. Catbird. “They didn’t know

the catbird when they saw him, nor did they know him when they heard him

at his little jokes!”

AUGUST 14: The Fairy Queen’s Story

This was the story the Fairy Queen told before her banquet the other

evening.

“An old lady had a little cabin home just off these woods. Her only

companion was a cat. The cat was black but two paws were white, and the

old lady thought they were very wonderful.

“Now and again the old lady had to go into the village to buy food.

Sometimes the cat would follow, wearing a little jingling bell, for the

old lady wanted to be sure that the cat had lots to eat, but that he

would never get a bird.

“That was why she had him wear the collar with the little bell. The bell

warned the birds he was coming, so they could get away. He could be heard

coming along by the sound of the tingling bell.

“But this time, when the old lady went into the village the cat was

sleepy and sat on the porch in the sunshine.

“‘Will you come, pussy?’ she asked. But the pussy blinked his eyes as

though to say, ‘I am sleepy.’ So she went off.

“When she came back she found to her horror that the cottage had been

burned down. Some one had left a match lighted in the woods, and a fire

had started which had spread. But even though the house had burned down

the cat sat in front of where the house should be trying to say, ‘I am

sorry, but at least I am here to welcome you.’ And the old lady hugged

her cat and said:

“‘You are always glad to welcome me, and with you here I do not feel so

badly about the house.’

“But,” said the Fairy Queen, “I used my magic wand, and in three minutes

and four seconds and two quarter-seconds the house was up again—and the

old lady had both her home and her cat.”

“That was a real fairy tale,” the fairies and their friends all said.

“It was indeed,” said the Fairy Queen. “It was about make-believe

characters for a make-believe story, but that makes it a real Fairy Tale,

eh?” And then they all enjoyed the Fairy Queen’s fine banquet.

AUGUST 15: A Hospital Circus

“The circus was in the city,” said daddy, “and every day the circus

people and the animals had performed for thousands and thousands of

children and many, many grown-ups. ‘You know,’ said one of the clowns,

‘that I think it would be a good idea some morning when we haven’t any

performance and no parade and no practice performance, if a good many of

us went to one of the hospital yards and performed for the children who

can’t get out and see us.’ And they did! Every little child was either

in a balcony bed or in a wheeled chair when through the big doors of the

large hospital yard there came a parade—a real circus parade.

“And then the circus band struck up a fine tune and the clowns marched

about and made jokes and giggled—oh, how they did laugh! And the children

all laughed too and clapped their hands. The lady walked the tight-rope

with a parasol over her head, ponies ran around the yard, and there were

some trapezes for those who swung and hung by their knees and their feet.

“The elephants did their act too—and the children fed them peanuts!

“But happier than any child, happier than any of the circus people who

had come to make the sick children happy, was the merry, jolly old clown

who had thought it all up!”

AUGUST 16: The Fire

“Quack, quack, quack, help, help, help,” shrieked and cackled more than

one hundred thousand ducks at the same time.

“Quack, quack, help, help, help,” they kept on cackling.

“There must be some trouble over at the duck farm,” said a man who was a

fireman and who was sitting outside the firehouse in a town some distance

away when he heard this quacking. He told another fireman that there

surely must be some trouble at the duck farm.

“I think,” said the fireman, “I will get out my spy-glass and see what I

can make out.”

For the quacking kept up and still it sounded very queer to the firemen.

“Don’t you suppose,” said the second fireman, “that one of the ducks has

been hurt and the others are quacking in sympathy?”

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