ON THE INTRODUCTION OF PANTOMIME INTO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

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English--it has been remarked a thousand and odd times--is one of the few

languages which is unaccompanied with gesticulation. Your veritable

Englishman, in his discourse, is as chary as your genuine Frenchman is

prodigal, of action. The one speaks like an oracle, the other like a

telegraph.

Mr. Brown narrates the death of a poor widower from starvation, with his

hands fast locked in his breeches' pocket, and his features as calm as a

horse-pond. M. le Brun tells of the _debut_ of the new _danseuse_, with

several kisses on the tips of his fingers, a variety of taps on the left

side of his satin waistcoat, and his head engulfed between his two

shoulders, like a cock-boat in a trough of the sea.

The cause of this natural diversity is not very apparent. The deficiency

of gesture on our parts may be a necessary result of that prudence which

is so marked a feature of the English character. Mr. Brown, perhaps,

objects to using two means to attain his end when one is sufficient, and

consequently looks upon all gesticulation during conversation as a wicked

waste of physical labour, which that most sublime and congenial science of

Pol. Econ. has shown him to be the source of all wealth. To indulge in

pantomime is, therefore, in his eyes, the same as throwing so much money

in the dirt--a crime which he regards as second in depravity only to that

of having none to throw. Napoleon said, many years back, we were a nation

of shopkeepers; and time seems to have increased, rather than diminished,

our devotion to the ledger. Gold has become our sole standard of

excellence. We measure a man's respectability by his banker's account, and

mete out to the pauper the same punishment as the felon. Our very nobility

is a nobility of the breeches' pocket; and the highest personage in the

realm--her most gracious Majesty--the most gracious Majesty of

500,000l. per annum! Nor is this to be wondered at. To a martial

people like the Romans, it was perfectly natural that animal courage

should be thought to constitute heroic virtue: to a commercial people like

ourselves, it is equally natural that a man's worthiness should be

computed by what he is worth. We fear it is this commercial spirit, which,

for the reason before assigned, is opposed to the introduction of

pantomime among us; and it is therefore to this spirit that we would

appeal, in our endeavours to supply a deficiency which we cannot but look

upon as a national misfortune and disgrace. It makes us appear as a

cold-blooded race of people, which we assuredly are not; for, after all

our wants are satisfied, what nation can make such heroic sacrifices for

the benefit of their fellow creatures as our own? A change, however, is

coming over us: a few pantomimic signs have already made their appearance

amongst us. It is true that they are at present chiefly confined to that

class upon whose manners politeness places little or no

restraint--barbarians, who act as nature, rather than as the book of

etiquette dictates, (and among whom, for that very reason, such a change

would naturally first begin to show itself:) yet do we trust, by pointing

out to the more refined portion of the "British public," the advantage

that must necessarily accrue from the general cultivation of the art of

pantomime, by proving to them its vast superiority over the comparatively

tedious operations of speech, and exhibiting its capacity of conveying a

far greater quantity of thought in a considerably less space of time, and

that with a saving of one-half the muscular exertion--a point so perfectly

consonant with the present prevailing desire for cheap and rapid

communication--that we say we hope to be able not only to bring the higher

classes to look upon it no longer as a vulgar and extravagant mode of

expression, but actually to introduce and cherish it among them as the

most polite and useful of all accomplishments.

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But in order to exhibit the capacities of this noble art in all their

comprehensive excellence, it is requisite that we should, in the first

place, say a few words on language in general.

It is commonly supposed that there are but two kinds of language among

men--the written and the spoken: whereas it follows, from the very nature

of language itself, that there must necessarily be as many modes of

conveying our impressions to our fellow-creatures, as there are senses or

modes of receiving impressions in them. Accordingly, there are five senses

and five languages; to wit, the audible, the visible, the olfactory, the

gustatory, and the sensitive. To the two first belong speech and

literature. As illustrations of the third, or olfactory language, may be

cited the presentation of a pinch of Prince's Mixture to a stranger, or a

bottle of "Bouquet du Roi" to a fair acquaintance; both of which are but

forms of expressing to them nasally our respect. The nose, however, is an

organ but little cultivated in man, and the language which appeals to it

is, therefore, in a very imperfect state; not so the gustatory, or that

which addresses itself to the palate. This, indeed, may be said to be

imbibed with our mother's milk. What words can speak affection to the

child like elecampane--what language assures us of the remembrance of an

absent friend like a brace of wood-cocks? Then who does not comprehend the

eloquence of dinners? A rump steak, and bottle of old port, are not these

to all guests the very emblems of esteem--and turtle, venison, and

champagne, the unmistakeable types of respect? If the citizens of a

particular town be desirous of expressing their profound admiration of the

genius of a popular author, how can the sentiment be conveyed so fitly as

in a public dinner? or if a candidate be anxious to convince the "free and

independent electors" of a certain borough of his disinterested regard for

the commonweal, what more persuasive language could he adopt than the

general distribution of unlimited beer? Of the sensitive, or fifth and

last species of language, innumerable instances might be quoted. All

understand the difference in meaning between cuffs and caresses--between

being shaken heartily by the hand and kicked rapidly down stairs. Who,

however ignorant, could look upon the latter as a compliment? or what fair

maiden, however simple, would require a master to teach her how to

construe a gentle compression of her fingers at parting, or a tender

pressure of her toe under the dinner table?

Such is an imperfect sketch of the five languages appertaining to man.

There is, however, one other--that which forms the subject of the present

article--Pantomime, and which may be considered as the natural form of the

visible language--literature being taken as the artificial. This is the

most primitive as well as most comprehensive, of all. It is the earliest,

as it is the most intuitive--the smiles and frowns of the mother being the

first signs understood by the infant. Indeed, if we consider for a moment

that all existence is but a Pantomime, of which Time is the harlequin,

changing to-day into yesterday, summer into winter, youth into old age,

and life into death, and we but the clowns who bear the kicks and buffets

of the scene, we cannot fail to desire the general cultivation of an art

which constitutes the very essence of existence itself. "Speech," says

Talleyrand, that profound political pantomimist, "was given to

_conceal_ our thoughts;" and truly this is the chief use to which it

is applied. We are continually clamouring for acts in lieu of words. Let

but the art of Pantomime become universal, and this grand desideratum must

be obtained. Then we shall find that candidates, instead of being able, as

now, to become legislators by simply professing to be patriots, will be

placed in the awkward predicament of having first to _act_ as such;

and that the clergy, in lieu of taking a tenth part of the produce for the

mere preaching of Christianity, will be obliged to sacrifice at least a

portion to charitable purposes, and _practise_ it.

Indeed, we are thoroughly convinced, that when the manifold advantages of

this beautiful art shall be generally known, it cannot fail of becoming

the principle of universal communication. Nor do we despair of ultimately

finding the elegant Lord A. avowing his love for the beautiful Miss B., by

gently closing one of his eyes, and the fair lady tenderly expressing that

doubt and incredulity which are the invariable concomitants of "Love's

young dream," by a gentle indication with the dexter hand over the

sinister shoulder.

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