I set out one morning in late August, with some potted grouse
sandwiches in one pocket and a magazine in the other, for a
tramp toward Causdon. I had not been in that particular part of
the moor since I used to go snipe-shooting there as a boy--my
first introduction, by the way, to sport. It was a very lovely
day, almost too hot; and I never saw the carpet of the moor more
exquisite--heather, fern, the silvery white cotton grass, dark peat
turves, and green bog-moss, all more than customarily clear in hue
under a very blue sky. I walked till two o’clock, then sat down in a
little scoop of valley by a thread of stream, which took its rise from
an awkward looking bog at the top. It was wonderfully quiet. A heron
rose below me and flapped away; and while I was eating my potted grouse
I heard the harsh cheep of a snipe, and caught sight of the twisting
bird vanishing against the line of sky above the bog. “That must have
been one of the bogs we used to shoot,” I thought; and having finished
my snack of lunch, I rolled myself a cigarette, opened the magazine,
and idly turned its pages. I had no serious intention of reading--the
calm and silence were too seductive, but my attention became riveted by
an exciting story of some man-eating lions, and I read on till I had
followed the adventure to the death of the two ferocious brutes, and
found my cigarette actually burning my fingers. Crushing it out against
the dampish roots of the heather, I lay back with my eyes fixed on the
sky, thinking of nothing.
Suddenly I became conscious that between me and that sky a leash of
snipe high up were flighting and twisting and gradually coming lower;
I appeared, indeed, to have a sort of attraction for them. They would
dash toward each other, seem to exchange ideas, and rush away again,
like flies that waltz together for hours in the centre of a room. As
they came lower and lower over me I could almost swear I heard them
whisper to each other with their long bills, and presently I absolutely
caught what they were saying: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh,
look at him!”
Amazed at such an extraordinary violation of all the laws of Nature, I
began to rub my ears, when I distinctly heard the “Go-back, go-back” of
an old cock grouse, and, turning my head cautiously, saw him perched on
a heathery knob within twenty yards of where I lay. Now, I knew very
well that all efforts to introduce grouse on Dartmoor have been quite
unsuccessful, since for some reason connected with the quality of the
heather, the nature of the soil, or the over-mild dampness of the air,
this king of game birds most unfortunately refuses to become domiciled
there; so that I could hardly credit my senses. But suddenly I heard
him also: “Look at him! Go back! The ferocious brute! Go back!” He
seemed to be speaking to something just below; and there, sure enough,
was the first hare I had ever seen out on the full of the moor. I have
always thought a hare a jolly beast, and not infrequently felt sorry
when I rolled one over; it has a way of crying like a child if not
killed outright. I confess, then, that in hearing it, too, whisper:
“Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!” I experienced
the sensation that comes over one when one has not been quite fairly
treated. Just at that moment, with a warm stirring of the air, there
pitched within six yards of me a magnificent old black-cock--the very
spit of that splendid fellow I shot last season at Balnagie, whose tail
my wife now wears in her hat. He was accompanied by four grey hens,
who, settling in a semi-circle, began at once: “Look at him! Look at
him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!” At that moment I say with
candour that I regretted the many times I have spared grey hens with
the sportsmanlike desire to encourage their breed.
For several bewildered minutes after that I could not turn my eyes
without seeing some bird or other alight close by me: more and
more grouse, and black game, pheasants, partridges--not only the
excellent English bird, but the very sporting Hungarian variety--and
that unsatisfactory red-legged Frenchman which runs any distance
rather than get up and give you a decent shot at him. There were
woodcock too, those twisting delights of the sportsman’s heart,
whose tiny wing-feather trophies have always given me a distinct
sensation of achievement when pinned in the side of my shooting-cap;
wood-pigeons too, very shy and difficult, owing to the thickness of
their breast-feathers--and, after all, only coming under the heading
“sundry”; wild duck, with their snaky dark heads, that I have shot
chiefly in Canada, lurking among rushes in twilight at flighting
time--a delightful sport, exciting, as the darkness grows; excellent
eating too, with red pepper and sliced oranges in oil! Certain other
sundries kept coming also; landrails, a plump, delicious little bird;
green and golden plover; even one of those queer little creatures,
moorhens, that always amuse one by their quick, quiet movements,
plaintive note, and quaint curiosity, though not really, of course,
fit to shoot, with their niggling flight and fishy flavour! Ptarmigan,
too, a bird I admire very much, but have only once or twice succeeded
in bringing down, shy and scarce as it is in Scotland. And, side by
side, the alpha and omega of the birds to be shot in these islands,
a capercailzie and a quail. I well remember shooting the latter in a
turnip-field in Lincolnshire--a scrap of a bird, the only one I ever
saw in England. Apart from the pleasurable sensation at its rarity, I
recollect feeling that it was almost a mercy to put the little thing
out of its loneliness. It ate very well. There, too, was that loon or
northern diver that I shot with a rifle off Denman Island as it swam
about fifty yards from the shore. Handsome plumage; I still have the
mat it made. One bird only seemed to refuse to alight, remaining up
there in the sky, and uttering continually that trilling cry which
makes it perhaps the most spiritual of all birds that can be eaten--I
mean, of course, the curlew. I certainly never shot one. They fly, as
a rule, very high and seem to have a more than natural distrust of the
human being. This curlew--ah! and a blue rock (I have always despised
pigeon-shooting)--were the only two winged creatures that one can shoot
for sport in this country that did not come and sit round me.
There must have been, I should say, as many hundred altogether as
I have killed in my time--a tremendous number. They sat in a sort
of ring, moving their beaks from side to side, just as I have seen
penguins doing on the films that explorers bring back from the
Antarctic; and all the time repeating to each other those amazing
words: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
Then, to my increased astonishment, I saw behind the circles of the
birds a number of other animals besides the hare. At least five kinds
of deer--the red, the fallow, the roe, the common deer, whose name I’ve
forgotten, which one finds in Vancouver Island, and the South African
springbok, that swarm in from the Karoo at certain seasons, among which
I had that happy week once in Namaqualand, shooting them from horseback
after a gallop to cut them off--very good eating as camp fare goes,
and making nice rugs if you sew their skins together. There, too, was
the hyena I missed, probably not altogether; but he got off, to my
chagrin--queer-looking brute! Rabbits of course had come--hundreds and
hundreds of them. If--like everybody else--I’ve done such a lot of
it, I can’t honestly say I’ve ever cared much for shooting rabbits,
though the effect is neat enough when you get them just right and they
turn head over heels--and anyway, the prolific little brutes have to
be kept down. There, too, actually was my wild ostrich--the one I
galloped so hard after, letting off my Winchester at half a mile, only
to see him vanish over the horizon. Next him was the bear whose lair
I came across at the Nanaimo Lakes. How I did lurk about to get that
fellow! And, by Jove! close to him, two cougars. I never got a shot
at them, never even saw one of the brutes all the time I was camping
in Vancouver Island, where they lie flat along the branches over your
head, waiting to get a chance at deer, sheep, dog, pig, or anything
handy. But they had come now sure enough, glaring at me with their
greenish cats’-eyes--powerful-looking creatures! And next them sat a
little meerkat--not much larger than a weasel--without its head! Ah
yes!--that trial shot, as we trekked out from Rous’s farm, and I wanted
to try the little new rifle I had borrowed. It was sitting over its
hole fully seventy yards from the wagon, quite unconscious of danger.
I just took aim and pulled; and there it was, without its head, fallen
across its hole. I remember well how pleased our “boys” were. And I
too! Not a bad little rifle, that!
Outside the ring of beasts I could see foxes moving, not mixing with
the stationary creatures, as if afraid of suggesting that I had shot
them, instead of being present at their deaths in the proper fashion.
One, quite a cub, kept limping round on three legs--the one, no doubt,
whose pad was given me, out cubbing, as a boy. I put that wretched
pad in my hat-box, and forgot it, so that I was compelled to throw
the whole stinking show away. There were quite a lot of grown foxes;
it certainly showed delicacy on their part, not sitting down with the
others. There was really a tremendous crowd of creatures altogether by
this time! I should think every beast and bird I ever shot, or even had
a chance of killing, must have been there, and all whispering: “Look at
him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
Animal lover, as every true sportsman is, those words hurt me. If there
is one thing on which we sportsmen pride ourselves, and legitimately,
it is a humane feeling toward all furred and feathered creatures--and,
as every one knows, we are foremost in all efforts to diminish their
unnecessary sufferings.
The corroboree about me which they were obviously holding became, as I
grew used to their manner of talking, increasingly audible. But it was
the quail’s words that I first distinguished.
“He certainly ate me,” he said; “said I was good, too!”
“I do not believe”--this was the first hare speaking--“that he shot me
for that reason; he did shoot me, and I was jugged, but he wouldn’t
touch me. And the same day he shot eleven brace of partridges, didn’t
he?” Twenty-two partridges assented. “And he only ate two of you all
told--that proves he didn’t want us for food.”
The hare’s words had given me relief, for I somehow disliked intensely
the gluttonous notion conveyed by the quail that I shot merely in
order to devour the result. Any one with the faintest instincts of a
sportsman will bear me out in this.
When the hare had spoken there was a murmur all round. I could not at
first make out its significance, till I heard one of the cougars say:
“We kill only when we want to eat”; and the bear, who, I noticed, was
a lady, added: “No bear kills anything she cannot devour”; and, quite
clear, I caught the quacking words of a wild duck. “We eat every worm
we catch, and we’d eat more if we could get them.”
Then again from the whole throng came that shivering whisper: “Look at
him! The ferocious brute! Oh, look at him!”
In spite of their numbers, they seemed afraid of me, seemed actually to
hold me in a kind of horror--me, an animal lover, and without a gun! I
felt it bitterly. “How is it,” I thought, “that not one of them seems
to have an inkling of what it means to be a sportsman, not one, of them
seems to comprehend the instinct which makes one love sport just for
the--er--danger of it?” The hare spoke again.
“Foxes,” it murmured, “kill for the love of killing. Man is a kind
of fox.” A violent dissent at once rose from the foxes, till of one
them, who seemed the eldest, said: “We certainly kill as much as we
can, but we should always carry it all off and eat it if man gave us
time--the ferocious brutes!” You cannot expect much of foxes, but it
struck me as especially foxy that he should put the wanton character
of his destructiveness off on man, especially when he must have known
how carefully we preserve the fox, in the best interests of sport. A
pheasant ejaculated shrilly: “He killed sixty of us one day to his own
gun, and went off that same evening without eating even a wing!” And
again came that shivering whisper: “Look at him! The ferocious brute!
Oh, look at him!” It was too absurd! As if they could not realise that
a sportsman shoots almost entirely for the mouths of others! But I
checked myself, remembering that altruism is a purely human attribute.
“They get a big price for us!” said a woodcock, “especially if they
shoot us early. _I_ fetched several shillings.” Really, the ignorance
of these birds! As if modern sportsmen knew anything of what happens
after a day’s shooting! All that is left to the butler and the keeper.
Beaters, of course, and cartridges must be paid for, to say nothing of
the sin of waste. “I would not think them so much worse than foxes,”
said a rabbit, “if they didn’t often hurt you, so that you take hours
dying. I was seven hours dying in great agony, and one of my brothers
was twelve. Weren’t you, brother?” A second rabbit nodded. “But perhaps
that’s better than trapping,” he said. “Remember mother!” “Ah!” a
partridge muttered, “foxes at all events do bite your head off clean.
But men often break your wing, or your leg, and leave you!” And again
that shivering whisper rose: “Look at him! The ferocious brute! Oh,
look at him!”
By this time the whole thing was so getting on my nerves that if I
could have risen I should have rushed at them, but a weight as of lead
seemed to bind me to the ground, and all I could do was to thank God
that they did not seem to know of my condition, for, though there were
no man-eaters among them, I could not tell what they might do if they
realised that I was helpless--the sentiments of chivalry and generosity
being confined to man, as we all know.
“Yes,” said the capercailzie slowly, “I am a shy bird, and was often
shot at before this one got me; and though I’m strong, my size is so
against me that I always took a pellet or two away with me; and what
can you do then? Those ferocious brutes take the shot out of their
faces and hands when they shoot each other by mistake--I’ve seen them;
but we have no chance to do that.” A snipe said shrilly: “What I object
to is that he doesn’t eat us till he’s had too much already. I come in
on toast at the fifth course; it hurts one’s feelings.”
“Ferocious brute, killing everything he sees.”
I felt my blood fairly boil, and longed to cry out: “You beasts! You
know that we don’t kill everything we see! We leave that to cockneys,
and foreigners.” But just as I had no power of movement, so I seemed
to have no power of speech. And suddenly a little voice, high up over
me, piped down: “They never shoot us larks.” I have always loved the
lark; how grateful I felt to that little creature--till it added: “They
do worse; they take and shut us up in little traps of wire till we
pine away! Ferocious brutes!” In all my life I think I never was more
disappointed! The second cougar spoke: “He once passed within spring
of me. What do you say, friends; shall we go for him?” The shivering
answer came from all: “Go for him! Ferocious brute! Oh, go for him!”
And I heard the sound of hundreds of soft wings and pads ruffling and
shuffling. And, knowing that I had no power to move an inch, I shut
my eyes. Lying there motionless, as a beetle that shams dead, I felt
them creeping, creeping, till all round me and over me was the sound
of nostrils sniffing; and every second I expected to feel the nip of
teeth and beaks in the fleshy parts of me. But nothing came, and with
an effort I reopened my eyes. There they were, hideously close, with an
expression on their faces that I could not read; a sort of wry look,
every nose and beak turned a little to one side. And suddenly I heard
the old fox saying: “It’s impossible, with a smell like that; we could
never eat him!” From every one of them came a sort of sniff or sneeze
as of disgust, and as they began to back away I distinctly heard the
hyena mutter: “He’s not wholesome--not wholesome--the ferocious brute!”
The relief of that moment was swamped by my natural indignation that
these impudent birds and beasts should presume to think that I, a
British sportsman, would not be good to eat. Then that beastly hyena
added: “If we killed him, you know, and buried him for a few days, he
might be tolerable.”
An old cock grouse called out at once: “Go back! Let us hang him! _We_
are always well hung. They like us a little decayed--ferocious brutes!
Go back!” And once more I felt, from the stir and shuffle, that my
fate hung in the balance; and I shut my eyes again, lest they might
be tempted to begin on them. Then, to my infinite relief, I heard the
cougar--have we not always been told that they were the friends of
man?--mutter: “Pah! It’s clear we could never eat him fresh, and what
we do not eat at once we do not touch!”
All the birds cried out in chorus: “No! That would be crow’s work.” And
again I felt that I was saved. Then, to my horror, that infernal loon
shrieked: “Kill him and have him stuffed--specimen of Ferocious Brute!
Or fix his skin on a tree, and look at it--as he did with me!”
For a full minute I could feel the currents of opinion swaying over me,
at this infamous proposal; then the old black-cock, the one whose tail
is in my wife’s hat, said sharply: “Specimen! He’s not good enough!”
And once more, for all my indignation at that gratuitous insult, I
breathed freely.
“Come!” said the lady bear quietly: “Let us dribble on him a little,
and go. The ferocious brute is not worth more!” And, during what
seemed to me an eternity, one by one they came up, deposited on me a
little saliva, looking into my eyes the while with a sort of horror
and contempt, then vanished on the moor. The last to come up was the
little meerkat without its head. It stood there; it could neither look
at me nor drop saliva, but somehow it contrived to say: “I forgive you,
ferocious brute; but I was very happy!” Then it, too, withdrew. And
from all around, out of invisible presences in the air and the heather,
came once more the shivering whisper: “Look at him! The ferocious
brute! Oh, look at him!”
I sat up. There was a trilling sound in my ears. Above me in the blue
a curlew was passing, uttering its cry. Ah! Thank Heaven!--I had
been asleep! My day-dream had been caused by the potted grouse, and
the pressure of the _Review_, which had lain, face downwards, on my
chest, open at the page where I had been reading about the man-eating
lions, and the death of those ferocious brutes. It shows what tricks
of disproportion little things will play with the mind when it is not
under reasonable control.
And, to get the unwholesome taste of it all out of my mouth, I at once
jumped up and started for home at a round pace.