CHAPTER 8.

The following day was a Thursday and on Thursdays, as has been

stated, Belpher Castle was thrown open to the general public between

the hours of two and four. It was a tradition of long standing, this

periodical lowering of the barriers, and had always been faithfully

observed by Lord Marshmoreton ever since his accession to the title.

By the permanent occupants of the castle the day was regarded with

mixed feelings. Lord Belpher, while approving of it in theory, as he

did of all the family traditions--for he was a great supporter of

all things feudal, and took his position as one of the hereditary

aristocracy of Great Britain extremely seriously--heartily disliked

it in practice. More than once he had been obliged to exit hastily

by a further door in order to keep from being discovered by a drove

of tourists intent on inspecting the library or the great

drawing-room; and now it was his custom to retire to his bedroom

immediately after lunch and not to emerge until the tide of invasion

had ebbed away.

Keggs, the butler, always looked forward to Thursdays with

pleasurable anticipation. He enjoyed the sense of authority which

it gave him to herd these poor outcasts to and fro among the

surroundings which were an everyday commonplace to himself. Also

he liked hearing the sound of his own voice as it lectured in

rolling periods on the objects of interest by the way-side. But

even to Keggs there was a bitter mixed with the sweet. No one was

better aware than himself that the nobility of his manner,

excellent as a means of impressing the mob, worked against him when

it came to a question of tips. Again and again had he been harrowed

by the spectacle of tourists, huddled together like sheep, debating

among themselves in nervous whispers as to whether they could offer

this personage anything so contemptible as half a crown for himself

and deciding that such an insult was out of the question. It was

his endeavour, especially towards the end of the proceedings, to

cultivate a manner blending a dignity fitting his position with a

sunny geniality which would allay the timid doubts of the tourist

and indicate to him that, bizarre as the idea might seem, there was

nothing to prevent him placing his poor silver in more worthy

hands.

Possibly the only member of the castle community who was absolutely

indifferent to these public visits was Lord Marshmoreton. He made

no difference between Thursday and any other day. Precisely as

usual he donned his stained corduroys and pottered about his

beloved garden; and when, as happened on an average once a quarter,

some visitor, strayed from the main herd, came upon him as he

worked and mistook him for one of the gardeners, he accepted the

error without any attempt at explanation, sometimes going so far as

to encourage it by adopting a rustic accent in keeping with his

appearance. This sort of thing tickled the simple-minded peer.

George joined the procession punctually at two o'clock, just as

Keggs was clearing his throat preparatory to saying, "We are now in

the main 'all, and before going any further I would like to call

your attention to Sir Peter Lely's portrait of--" It was his custom

to begin his Thursday lectures with this remark, but today it was

postponed; for, no sooner had George appeared, than a breezy voice

on the outskirts of the throng spoke in a tone that made

competition impossible.

"For goodness' sake, George."

And Billie Dore detached herself from the group, a trim vision in

blue. She wore a dust-coat and a motor veil, and her eyes and

cheeks were glowing from the fresh air.

"For goodness' sake, George, what are you doing here?"

"I was just going to ask you the same thing."

"Oh, I motored down with a boy I know. We had a breakdown just

outside the gates. We were on our way to Brighton for lunch. He

suggested I should pass the time seeing the sights while he fixed

up the sprockets or the differential gear or whatever it was. He's

coming to pick me up when he's through. But, on the level, George,

how do you get this way? You sneak out of town and leave the show

flat, and nobody has a notion where you are. Why, we were thinking

of advertising for you, or going to the police or something. For

all anybody knew, you might have been sandbagged or dropped in the

river."

This aspect of the matter had not occurred to George till now. His

sudden descent on Belpher had seemed to him the only natural course

to pursue. He had not realized that he would be missed, and that

his absence might have caused grave inconvenience to a large number

of people.

"I never thought of that. I--well, I just happened to come here."

"You aren't living in this old castle?"

"Not quite. I've a cottage down the road. I wanted a few days in

the country so I rented it."

"But what made you choose this place?"

Keggs, who had been regarding these disturbers of the peace with

dignified disapproval, coughed.

"If you would not mind, madam. We are waiting."

"Eh? How's that?" Miss Dore looked up with a bright smile. "I'm

sorry. Come along, George. Get in the game." She nodded cheerfully

to the butler. "All right. All set now. You may fire when ready,

Gridley."

Keggs bowed austerely, and cleared his throat again.

"We are now in the main 'all, and before going any further I would

like to call your attention to Sir Peter Lely's portrait of the

fifth countess. Said by experts to be in his best manner."

There was an almost soundless murmur from the mob, expressive of

wonder and awe, like a gentle breeze rustling leaves. Billie Dore

resumed her conversation in a whisper.

"Yes, there was an awful lot of excitement when they found that you

had disappeared. They were phoning the Carlton every ten minutes

trying to get you. You see, the summertime number flopped on the

second night, and they hadn't anything to put in its place. But

it's all right. They took it out and sewed up the wound, and now

you'd never know there had been anything wrong. The show was ten

minutes too long, anyway."

"How's the show going?"

"It's a riot. They think it will run two years in London. As far

as I can make it out you don't call it a success in London unless

you can take your grandchildren to see the thousandth night."

"That's splendid. And how is everybody? All right?"

"Fine. That fellow Gray is still hanging round Babe. It beats me

what she sees in him. Anybody but an infant could see the man

wasn't on the level. Well, I don't blame you for quitting London,

George. This sort of thing is worth fifty Londons."

The procession had reached one of the upper rooms, and they were

looking down from a window that commanded a sweep of miles of the

countryside, rolling and green and wooded. Far away beyond the last

covert Belpher Bay gleamed like a streak of silver. Billie Dore

gave a little sigh.

"There's nothing like this in the world. I'd like to stand here for

the rest of my life, just lapping it up."

"I will call your attention," boomed Keggs at their elbow, "to this

window, known in the fem'ly tredition as Leonard's Leap. It was in

the year seventeen 'undred and eighty-seven that Lord Leonard

Forth, eldest son of 'Is Grace the Dook of Lochlane, 'urled 'imself

out of this window in order to avoid compromising the beautiful

Countess of Marshmoreton, with oom 'e is related to 'ave 'ad a

ninnocent romance. Surprised at an advanced hour by 'is lordship

the earl in 'er ladyship's boudoir, as this room then was, 'e

leaped through the open window into the boughs of the cedar tree

which stands below, and was fortunate enough to escape with a few

'armless contusions."

A murmur of admiration greeted the recital of the ready tact of

this eighteenth-century Steve Brodie.

"There," said Billie enthusiastically, "that's exactly what I mean

about this country. It's just a mass of Leonard's Leaps and things.

I'd like to settle down in this sort of place and spend the rest of

my life milking cows and taking forkfuls of soup to the deserving

villagers."

"We will now," said Keggs, herding the mob with a gesture, "proceed

to the Amber Drawing-Room, containing some Gobelin Tapestries

'ighly spoken of by connoozers."

The obedient mob began to drift out in his wake.

"What do you say, George," asked Billie in an undertone, "if we

side-step the Amber Drawing-Room? I'm wild to get into that garden.

There's a man working among those roses. Maybe he would show us

round."

George followed her pointing finger. Just below them a sturdy,

brown-faced man in corduroys was pausing to light a stubby pipe.

"Just as you like."

They made their way down the great staircase. The voice of Keggs,

saying complimentary things about the Gobelin Tapestry, came to

their ears like the roll of distant drums. They wandered out

towards the rose-garden. The man in corduroys had lit his pipe and

was bending once more to his task.

"Well, dadda," said Billie amiably, "how are the crops?"

The man straightened himself. He was a nice-looking man of middle

age, with the kind eyes of a friendly dog. He smiled genially, and

started to put his pipe away.

Billie stopped him.

"Don't stop smoking on my account," she said. "I like it. Well,

you've got the right sort of a job, haven't you! If I was a man,

there's nothing I'd like better than to put in my eight hours in a

rose-garden." She looked about her. "And this," she said with

approval, "is just what a rose-garden ought to be."

"Are you fond of roses--missy?"

"You bet I am! You must have every kind here that was ever

invented. All the fifty-seven varieties."

"There are nearly three thousand varieties," said the man in

corduroys tolerantly.

"I was speaking colloquially, dadda. You can't teach me anything

about roses. I'm the guy that invented them. Got any Ayrshires?"

The man in corduroys seemed to have come to the conclusion that

Billie was the only thing on earth that mattered. This revelation

of a kindred spirit had captured him completely. George was merely

among those present.

"Those--them--over there are Ayrshires, missy."

"We don't get Ayrshires in America. At least, I never ran across

them. I suppose they do have them."

"You want the right soil."

"Clay and lots of rain."

"You're right."

There was an earnest expression on Billie Dore's face that George

had never seen there before.

"Say, listen, dadda, in this matter of rose-beetles, what would you

do if--"

George moved away. The conversation was becoming too technical for

him, and he had an idea that he would not be missed. There had come

to him, moreover, in a flash one of those sudden inspirations which

great generals get. He had visited the castle this afternoon

without any settled plan other than a vague hope that he might

somehow see Maud. He now perceived that there was no chance of

doing this. Evidently, on Thursdays, the family went to earth and

remained hidden until the sightseers had gone. But there was

another avenue of communication open to him. This gardener seemed

an exceptionally intelligent man. He could be trusted to deliver a

note to Maud.

In his late rambles about Belpher Castle in the company of Keggs

and his followers, George had been privileged to inspect the

library. It was an easily accessible room, opening off the main

hall. He left Billie and her new friend deep in a discussion of

slugs and plant-lice, and walked quickly back to the house. The

library was unoccupied.

George was a thorough young man. He believed in leaving nothing to

chance. The gardener had seemed a trustworthy soul, but you never

knew. It was possible that he drank. He might forget or lose the

precious note. So, with a wary eye on the door, George hastily

scribbled it in duplicate. This took him but a few minutes. He went

out into the garden again to find Billie Dore on the point of

stepping into a blue automobile.

"Oh, there you are, George. I wondered where you had got to. Say, I

made quite a hit with dadda. I've given him my address, and he's

promised to send me a whole lot of roses. By the way, shake hands

with Mr. Forsyth. This is George Bevan, Freddie, who wrote the

music of our show."

The solemn youth at the wheel extended a hand.

"Topping show. Topping music. Topping all round."

"Well, good-bye, George. See you soon, I suppose?"

"Oh, yes. Give my love to everybody."

"All right. Let her rip, Freddie. Good-bye."

"Good-bye."

The blue car gathered speed and vanished down the drive. George

returned to the man in corduroys, who had bent himself double in

pursuit of a slug.

"Just a minute," said George hurriedly. He pulled out the first of

the notes. "Give this to Lady Maud the first chance you get. It's

important. Here's a sovereign for your trouble."

He hastened away. He noticed that gratification had turned the

other nearly purple in the face, and was anxious to leave him. He

was a modest young man, and effusive thanks always embarrassed him.

There now remained the disposal of the duplicate note. It was

hardly worth while, perhaps, taking such a precaution, but George

knew that victories are won by those who take no chances. He had

wandered perhaps a hundred yards from the rose-garden when he

encountered a small boy in the many-buttoned uniform of a page. The

boy had appeared from behind a big cedar, where, as a matter of

fact, he had been smoking a stolen cigarette.

"Do you want to earn half a crown?" asked George.

The market value of messengers had slumped.

The stripling held his hand out.

"Give this note to Lady Maud."

"Right ho!"

"See that it reaches her at once."

George walked off with the consciousness of a good day's work done.

Albert the page, having bitten his half-crown, placed it in his

pocket. Then he hurried away, a look of excitement and gratification

in his deep blue eyes.

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