A Christmas Mistake

"Tomorrow is Christmas," announced Teddy Grant exultantly, as he sat

on the floor struggling manfully with a refractory bootlace that was

knotted and tagless and stubbornly refused to go into the eyelets of

Teddy's patched boots. "Ain't I glad, though. Hurrah!"

His mother was washing the breakfast dishes in a dreary, listless sort

of way. She looked tired and broken-spirited. Ted's enthusiasm seemed

to grate on her, for she answered sharply:

"Christmas, indeed. I can't see that it is anything for us to rejoice

over. Other people may be glad enough, but what with winter coming on

I'd sooner it was spring than Christmas. Mary Alice, do lift that

child out of the ashes and put its shoes and stockings on. Everything

seems to be at sixes and sevens here this morning."

Keith, the oldest boy, was coiled up on the sofa calmly working out

some algebra problems, quite oblivious to the noise around him. But he

looked up from his slate, with his pencil suspended above an obstinate

equation, to declaim with a flourish:

"Christmas comes but once a year,

And then Mother wishes it wasn't here."

"I don't, then," said Gordon, son number two, who was preparing his

own noon lunch of bread and molasses at the table, and making an

atrocious mess of crumbs and sugary syrup over everything. "I know one

thing to be thankful for, and that is that there'll be no school.

We'll have a whole week of holidays."

Gordon was noted for his aversion to school and his affection for

holidays.

"And we're going to have turkey for dinner," declared Teddy, getting

up off the floor and rushing to secure his share of bread and

molasses, "and cranb'ry sauce and--and--pound cake! Ain't we, Ma?"

"No, you are not," said Mrs. Grant desperately, dropping the dishcloth

and snatching the baby on her knee to wipe the crust of cinders and

molasses from the chubby pink-and-white face. "You may as well know it

now, children, I've kept it from you so far in hopes that something

would turn up, but nothing has. We can't have any Christmas dinner

tomorrow--we can't afford it. I've pinched and saved every way I could

for the last month, hoping that I'd be able to get a turkey for you

anyhow, but you'll have to do without it. There's that doctor's bill

to pay and a dozen other bills coming in--and people say they can't

wait. I suppose they can't, but it's kind of hard, I must say."

The little Grants stood with open mouths and horrified eyes. No turkey

for Christmas! Was the world coming to an end? Wouldn't the government

interfere if anyone ventured to dispense with a Christmas celebration?

The gluttonous Teddy stuffed his fists into his eyes and lifted up his

voice. Keith, who understood better than the others the look on his

mother's face, took his blubbering young brother by the collar and

marched him into the porch. The twins, seeing the summary proceeding,

swallowed the outcries they had intended to make, although they

couldn't keep a few big tears from running down their fat cheeks.

Mrs. Grant looked pityingly at the disappointed faces about her.

"Don't cry, children, you make me feel worse. We are not the only ones

who will have to do without a Christmas turkey. We ought to be very

thankful that we have anything to eat at all. I hate to disappoint

you, but it can't be helped."

"Never mind, Mother," said Keith, comfortingly, relaxing his hold

upon the porch door, whereupon it suddenly flew open and precipitated

Teddy, who had been tugging at the handle, heels over head backwards.

"We know you've done your best. It's been a hard year for you. Just

wait, though. I'll soon be grown up, and then you and these greedy

youngsters shall feast on turkey every day of the year. Hello, Teddy,

have you got on your feet again? Mind, sir, no more blubbering!"

"When I'm a man," announced Teddy with dignity, "I'd just like to see

you put me in the porch. And I mean to have turkey all the time and I

won't give you any, either."

"All right, you greedy small boy. Only take yourself off to school

now, and let us hear no more squeaks out of you. Tramp, all of you,

and give Mother a chance to get her work done."

Mrs. Grant got up and fell to work at her dishes with a brighter face.

"Well, we mustn't give in; perhaps things will be better after a

while. I'll make a famous bread pudding, and you can boil some

molasses taffy and ask those little Smithsons next door to help you

pull it. They won't whine for turkey, I'll be bound. I don't suppose

they ever tasted such a thing in all their lives. If I could afford

it, I'd have had them all in to dinner with us. That sermon Mr. Evans

preached last Sunday kind of stirred me up. He said we ought always

to try and share our Christmas joy with some poor souls who had never

learned the meaning of the word. I can't do as much as I'd like to. It

was different when your father was alive."

The noisy group grew silent as they always did when their father was

spoken of. He had died the year before, and since his death the little

family had had a hard time. Keith, to hide his feelings, began to

hector the rest.

"Mary Alice, do hurry up. Here, you twin nuisances, get off to school.

If you don't you'll be late and then the master will give you a

whipping."

"He won't," answered the irrepressible Teddy. "He never whips us, he

doesn't. He stands us on the floor sometimes, though," he added,

remembering the many times his own chubby legs had been seen to better

advantage on the school platform.

"That man," said Mrs. Grant, alluding to the teacher, "makes me

nervous. He is the most abstracted creature I ever saw in my life. It

is a wonder to me he doesn't walk straight into the river some day.

You'll meet him meandering along the street, gazing into vacancy, and

he'll never see you nor hear a word you say half the time."

"Yesterday," said Gordon, chuckling over the remembrance, "he came in

with a big piece of paper he'd picked up on the entry floor in one

hand and his hat in the other--and he stuffed his hat into the

coal-scuttle and hung up the paper on a nail as grave as you please.

Never knew the difference till Ned Slocum went and told him. He's

always doing things like that."

Keith had collected his books and now marched his brothers and sisters

off to school. Left alone with the baby, Mrs. Grant betook herself to

her work with a heavy heart. But a second interruption broke the

progress of her dish-washing.

"I declare," she said, with a surprised glance through the window, "if

there isn't that absent-minded schoolteacher coming through the yard!

What can he want? Dear me, I do hope Teddy hasn't been cutting capers

in school again."

For the teacher's last call had been in October and had been

occasioned by the fact that the irrepressible Teddy would persist in

going to school with his pockets filled with live crickets and in

driving them harnessed to strings up and down the aisle when the

teacher's back was turned. All mild methods of punishment having

failed, the teacher had called to talk it over with Mrs. Grant, with

the happy result that Teddy's behaviour had improved--in the matter of

crickets at least.

But it was about time for another outbreak. Teddy had been unnaturally

good for too long a time. Poor Mrs. Grant feared that it was the calm

before a storm, and it was with nervous haste that she went to the

door and greeted the young teacher.

He was a slight, pale, boyish-looking fellow, with an abstracted,

musing look in his large dark eyes. Mrs. Grant noticed with amusement

that he wore a white straw hat in spite of the season. His eyes were

directed to her face with his usual unseeing gaze.

"Just as though he was looking through me at something a thousand

miles away," said Mrs. Grant afterwards. "I believe he was, too. His

body was right there on the step before me, but where his soul was is

more than you or I or anybody can tell."

"Good morning," he said absently. "I have just called on my way to

school with a message from Miss Millar. She wants you all to come up

and have Christmas dinner with her tomorrow."

"For the land's sake!" said Mrs. Grant blankly. "I don't understand."

To herself she thought, "I wish I dared take him and shake him to find

if he's walking in his sleep or not."

"You and all the children--every one," went on the teacher dreamily,

as if he were reciting a lesson learned beforehand. "She told me to

tell you to be sure and come. Shall I say that you will?"

"Oh, yes, that is--I suppose--I don't know," said Mrs. Grant

incoherently. "I never expected--yes, you may tell her we'll come,"

she concluded abruptly.

"Thank you," said the abstracted messenger, gravely lifting his hat

and looking squarely through Mrs. Grant into unknown regions. When he

had gone Mrs. Grant went in and sat down, laughing in a sort of

hysterical way.

"I wonder if it is all right. Could Cornelia really have told him? She

must, I suppose, but it is enough to take one's breath."

Mrs. Grant and Cornelia Millar were cousins, and had once been the

closest of friends, but that was years ago, before some spiteful

reports and ill-natured gossip had come between them, making only a

little rift at first that soon widened into a chasm of coldness and

alienation. Therefore this invitation surprised Mrs. Grant greatly.

Miss Cornelia was a maiden lady of certain years, with a comfortable

bank account and a handsome, old-fashioned house on the hill behind

the village. She always boarded the schoolteachers and looked after

them maternally; she was an active church worker and a tower of

strength to struggling ministers and their families.

"If Cornelia has seen fit at last to hold out the hand of

reconciliation I'm glad enough to take it. Dear knows, I've wanted to

make up often enough, but I didn't think she ever would. We've both

of us got too much pride and stubbornness. It's the Turner blood in us

that does it. The Turners were all so set. But I mean to do my part

now she has done hers."

And Mrs. Grant made a final attack on the dishes with a beaming face.

When the little Grants came home and heard the news, Teddy stood on

his head to express his delight, the twins kissed each other, and Mary

Alice and Gordon danced around the kitchen.

Keith thought himself too big to betray any joy over a Christmas

dinner, but he whistled while doing the chores until the bare welkin

in the yard rang, and Teddy, in spite of unheard of misdemeanours, was

not collared off into the porch once.

When the young teacher got home from school that evening he found the

yellow house full of all sorts of delectable odours. Miss Cornelia

herself was concocting mince pies after the famous family recipe,

while her ancient and faithful handmaiden, Hannah, was straining into

moulds the cranberry jelly. The open pantry door revealed a tempting

array of Christmas delicacies.

"Did you call and invite the Smithsons up to dinner as I told you?"

asked Miss Cornelia anxiously.

"Yes," was the dreamy response as he glided through the kitchen and

vanished into the hall.

Miss Cornelia crimped the edges of her pies delicately with a relieved

air. "I made certain he'd forget it," she said. "You just have to

watch him as if he were a mere child. Didn't I catch him yesterday

starting off to school in his carpet slippers? And in spite of me he

got away today in that ridiculous summer hat. You'd better set that

jelly in the out-pantry to cool, Hannah; it looks good. We'll give

those poor little Smithsons a feast for once in their lives if they

never get another."

At this juncture the hall door flew open and Mr. Palmer appeared on

the threshold. He seemed considerably agitated and for once his eyes

had lost their look of space-searching.

"Miss Millar, I am afraid I did make a mistake this morning--it has

just dawned on me. I am almost sure that I called at Mrs. Grant's and

invited her and her family instead of the Smithsons. And she said they

would come."

Miss Cornelia's face was a study.

"Mr. Palmer," she said, flourishing her crimping fork tragically, "do

you mean to say you went and invited Linda Grant here tomorrow? Linda

Grant, of all women in this world!"

"I did," said the teacher with penitent wretchedness. "It was very

careless of me--I am very sorry. What can I do? I'll go down and tell

them I made a mistake if you like."

"You can't do that," groaned Miss Cornelia, sitting down and wrinkling

up her forehead in dire perplexity. "It would never do in the world.

For pity's sake, let me think for a minute."

Miss Cornelia did think--to good purpose evidently, for her forehead

smoothed out as her meditations proceeded and her face brightened.

Then she got up briskly. "Well, you've done it and no mistake. I don't

know that I'm sorry, either. Anyhow, we'll leave it as it is. But you

must go straight down now and invite the Smithsons too. And for pity's

sake, don't make any more mistakes."

When he had gone Miss Cornelia opened her heart to Hannah. "I never

could have done it myself--never; the Turner is too strong in me. But

I'm glad it is done. I've been wanting for years to make up with

Linda. And now the chance has come, thanks to that blessed blundering

boy, I mean to make the most of it. Mind, Hannah, you never whisper a

word about its being a mistake. Linda must never know. Poor Linda!

She's had a hard time. Hannah, we must make some more pies, and I must

go straight down to the store and get some more Santa Claus stuff;

I've only got enough to go around the Smithsons."

When Mrs. Grant and her family arrived at the yellow house next

morning Miss Cornelia herself ran out bareheaded to meet them. The two

women shook hands a little stiffly and then a rill of long-repressed

affection trickled out from some secret spring in Miss Cornelia's

heart and she kissed her new-found old friend tenderly. Linda returned

the kiss warmly, and both felt that the old-time friendship was theirs

again.

The little Smithsons all came and they and the little Grants sat down

on the long bright dining room to a dinner that made history in their

small lives, and was eaten over again in happy dreams for months.

How those children did eat! And how beaming Miss Cornelia and

grim-faced, soft-hearted Hannah and even the absent-minded teacher

himself enjoyed watching them!

After dinner Miss Cornelia distributed among the delighted little

souls the presents she had bought for them, and then turned them loose

in the big shining kitchen to have a taffy pull--and they had it to

their hearts' content! And as for the shocking, taffyfied state into

which they got their own rosy faces and that once immaculate

domain--well, as Miss Cornelia and Hannah never said one word about

it, neither will I.

The four women enjoyed the afternoon in their own way, and the

schoolteacher buried himself in algebra to his own great satisfaction.

When her guests went home in the starlit December dusk, Miss Cornelia

walked part of the way with them and had a long confidential talk with

Mrs. Grant. When she returned it was to find Hannah groaning in and

over the kitchen and the schoolteacher dreamily trying to clean some

molasses off his boots with the kitchen hairbrush. Long-suffering Miss

Cornelia rescued her property and despatched Mr. Palmer into the

woodshed to find the shoe-brush. Then she sat down and laughed.

"Hannah, what will become of that boy yet? There's no counting on what

he'll do next. I don't know how he'll ever get through the world, I'm

sure, but I'll look after him while he's here at least. I owe him a

huge debt of gratitude for this Christmas blunder. What an awful mess

this place is in! But, Hannah, did you ever in the world see anything

so delightful as that little Tommy Smithson stuffing himself with plum

cake, not to mention Teddy Grant? It did me good just to see them."

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