DISCOURSE OF A JEW

Take no notice of this idolatrous Pagan who would turn God into

a Dutch president, and offer us subordinate gods like members of

parliament.

My religion, being above nature, can have no resemblance to others.

The first difference between them and us is that the source of our

religion was hidden for a very long time from the rest of the earth.

The dogmas of our fathers were buried, like ourselves, in a little

country about a hundred and fifty miles long and sixty in width. In

this well dwelt the truth that was unknown to the whole world, until

certain rebels, going forth from among us, took from it the name of

“truth” in the reigns of Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, and Nero; and

presently boasted that they were establishing a new truth.

The Chaldæans recognised Alora as their father, as you know.

The Phœnicians descended from a man named Origen, according to

Sanchoniathon. The Greeks had their Prometheus; the Atlantids had

their Ouran, called in Greek Ouranos. I say nothing of the Chinese,

Hindoos, or Scythians. We had our Adam, of whom nobody ever heard

except our nation, and we only very late. It was not the Ephaistos

of the Greeks, known to the Latins as Vulcan, who invented the

art of using metals; it was Tubalcain. The whole of the West was

astonished to hear, under Constantine, that it was not Bacchus to

whom the nations owed the use of wine, but Noah, whose name none

knew in the whole Roman Empire, any more than they knew the names of

his ancestors, which were unknown throughout the earth. The anecdote

was learned only from our Bible, when it was translated into Greek;

it began to spread about that time. The sun was then seen to be no

longer the source of light; the light was created before the sun,

and separated from the darkness, as the waters were separated from

the waters. Woman was made from a rib, which God himself took out

of a sleeping man, without awakening him, and without causing his

descendants to be short of a rib.

The Tigris, Araxis, Euphrates, and Nile all had their source in the

same garden. We do not know where the garden was, but its existence

is proved, because the gate was guarded by a cherub.

Animals speak. The eloquence of a serpent was fatal to the whole

human race. A Chaldæan prophet conversed with his ass.

God, the creator of all men, is not the father of all men, but of

one family alone. This family, always wandering, left the fertile

land of Chaldæa to wander for some time in the neighbourhood of

Sodom; from this journey it acquired an incontestable right to the

city of Jerusalem, which was not yet in existence.

Our family increases at such a rate that seventy men produce, at the

end of two hundred and fifty years, six hundred and thirty thousand

men bearing arms; counting the women, children, and old men, that

amounts to about three millions. These three millions live in a small

canton of Egypt which cannot maintain twenty thousand people. For

their advantage God puts to death in one night all the first-born of

the Egyptians; and, after this massacre, instead of giving Egypt to

his people, God puts himself at their head to fly with them dry-foot

across the sea, and cause a whole generation of Jews to die in the

desert.

We have seven times been in slavery in spite of the appalling

miracles that God works for us every day, causing the moon to stand

still in midday, and also the sun. Ten out of twelve of our tribes

perished for ever. The other two are scattered and in misery. We

have always prophets, nevertheless. God descends continually among

our people alone, and mingles only with us. He appears constantly to

these prophets, his sole confidants and favourites.

He goes to visit Addo or Iddo or Jeddo, and commands him to travel

without eating. The prophet thinks that God has ordered him to eat

that he may walk better; he eats, and forthwith he is eaten by a lion

(1 _Kings_ xiii.).

God commands Isaiah to go forth among his fellow-citizens in a most

unbecoming state of attire, _discoopertis natibus_ (_Isaiah_ xx.).

God orders Jeremiah to put a yoke on his neck and a saddle on his

back (_ch._ xxvii. according to the Hebrews).

He orders Ezekiel to have himself bound, to eat a parchment book, to

lie for two hundred and ninety days on the right side and forty days

on the left side, and then to eat filth with his bread.

He commands Hosea to take a prostitute and have three children

by her; then he commands him to pay an adulterous woman and have

children by her.

Add to all these prodigies an uninterrupted series of massacres, and

you will see that among us all things are divine, because nothing is

in accordance with what men call decent laws.

Unhappily, we were not well known to other nations until we were

nearly annihilated. It was our enemies, the Christians, who made

us known when they despoiled us. They built up their system with

material taken from a bad Greek translation of our Bible. They insult

and oppress us to this day; but our turn will come. It is well known

how we will triumph at the end of the world, when there will be no

one left on the earth.

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