CHAPTER VI

A VISIT FROM THE KING

I was taken from Poizers to Albert in a Ford ambulance, or, as the

Tommies would say, a “tin Lizzie.” The man who drove this vehicle

would make a good chauffeur for an adding machine. Apparently, he was

counting the bumps in the road for he didn’t miss one of them. However,

the trip was only a matter of seven miles, and I was in fair condition

when they lifted me out and carried me to an operating table in the

field dressing station.

A chaplain came along and murmured a little prayer in my ear. I imagine

that would make a man feel very solemn if he thought there was a chance

he was about to pass out, but I knew I merely had a leg pretty badly

smashed up, and, while the chaplain was praying, I was wondering if

they would have to cut it off. I figured, if so, this would handicap my

dancing.

The first formality in a shrapnel case is the administration of an

anti-tetanus inoculation, and, when it is done, you realize that they

are sure trying to save your life. The doctor uses a horse-syringe, and

the injection leaves a lump on your chest as big as a base ball which

stays there for forty-eight hours. After the injection a nurse fills

out a diagnosis blank with a description of your wounds and a record of

your name, age, regiment, regimental number, religion, parentage, and

previous history as far as she can discover it without asking questions

which would be positively indelicate. After all of that, my wounds were

given their first real dressing.

Immediately after this was done, I was bundled into another

ambulance--this time a Cadillac--and driven to Contay where the C.

C. S. (casualty clearing station) and railhead were located. In the

ambulance with me went three other soldiers, an artillery officer and

two privates of infantry. We were all ticketed off as shrapnel cases,

and probable recoveries, which latter detail is remarkable, since the

most slightly injured in the four had twelve wounds, and there were

sixty odd shell fragments or shrapnel balls collectively imbedded in

us. The head nurse told me that I had about twenty wounds. Afterward

her count proved conservative. More accurate and later returns showed

twenty-two bullets and shell fragments in my leg.

We were fairly comfortable in the ambulance, and I, especially, had

great relief from the fact that the nurse had strapped my leg in a

sling attached to the top of the vehicle. We smoked cigarettes and

chatted cheerfully, exchanging congratulations on having got “clean

ones,” that is, wounds probably not fatal. The artillery officer told

me he had been supporting our battalion, that morning, with one of

the “sacrifice batteries.” A sacrifice battery, I might explain, is

one composed of field pieces which are emplaced between the front and

support lines, and which, in case of an attack or counter attack,

are fired at pointblank range. They call them sacrifice batteries

because some of them are wiped out every day. This officer said our

battalion, that morning, had been supported by an entire division of

artillery, and that on our front of four hundred yards the eighteen

pounders, alone, in a curtain fire which lasted thirty-two minutes, had

discharged fifteen thousand rounds of high-explosive shells.

I was impressed by his statement, of course, but I told him that while

this was an astonishing lot of ammunition, it was even more surprising

to have noticed at close range, as I did, the number of Germans they

missed. Toward the end of our trip to Contay, we were much exhausted

and pretty badly shaken up. We were beginning also to realize that we

were by no means out of the woods, surgically. Our wounds had merely

been dressed. Each of us faced an extensive and serious operation. We

arrived at Contay, silent and pretty much depressed. For twenty-four

hours in the Contay casualty clearing station, they did little except

feed us and take our temperatures hourly. Then we were put into a

hospital train for Rouen.

Right here, I would like to tell a little story about a hospital train

leaving Contay for Rouen--not the one we were on, but one which had

left a few days before. The train, when it was just ready to depart

with a full quota of wounded men, was attacked by German aeroplanes

from which bombs were dropped upon it. There is nothing, apparently,

that makes the Germans so fearless and ferocious as the Red Cross

emblem. On the top of each of the cars in this train there was a Red

Cross big enough to be seen from miles in the air. The German aviators

accepted them merely as excellent targets. Their bombs quickly knocked

three or four cars from the rails and killed several of the helpless

wounded men. The rest of the patients, weak and nervous from recent

shock and injury, some of them half delirious, and nearly all of them

in pain, were thrown into near-panic. Two of the nursing sisters in

charge of the train were the coolest individuals present. They walked

calmly up and down its length, urging the patients to remain quiet,

directing the male attendants how to remove the wounded men safely

from the wrecked cars, and paying no attention whatever to the bombs

which were still exploding near the train. I did not have the privilege

of witnessing this scene myself, but I know that I have accurately

described it for the details were told in an official report when the

King decorated the two sisters with the Royal Red Cross, for valor in

the face of the enemy.

The trip from Contay to Rouen was a nightmare--twenty-six hours

travelling one hundred and fifty miles on a train, which was forever

stopping and starting, its jerky and uncertain progress meaning to us

just hours and hours of suffering. I do not know whether this part of

the system for the removal of the wounded has been improved now. Then,

its inconveniences and imperfections must have been inevitable, for, in

every way afterward, the most thoughtful and tender care was shown us.

In the long row of huts which compose the British General Hospital at

Rouen, we found ourselves in what seemed like Paradise.

In the hut, which constituted the special ward for leg wounds, I was

lifted from the stretcher on which I had travelled all the way from

Poizers into a comfortable bed with fresh, clean sheets, and instantly

I found myself surrounded with quiet, trained, efficient care. I forgot

the pain of my wounds and the dread of the coming operation when a tray

of delicious food was placed beside my bed and a nurse prepared me for

the enjoyment of it by bathing my face and hands with scented water.

On the following morning my leg was X-rayed and photographed. I told

the surgeon I thought the business of operating could very well be put

off until I had had about three more square meals, but he couldn’t

see it that way. In the afternoon, I got my first sickening dose of

ether, and they took the first lot of iron out of me. I suppose these

were just the surface deposits, for they only got five or six pieces.

However, they continued systematically. I had five more operations,

and every time I came out of the ether; the row of bullets and shell

scraps at the foot of my bed was a little longer. After the number had

reached twenty-two, they told me that perhaps there were a few more

in there, but they thought they’d better let them stay. My wounds had

become septic, and it was necessary to give all attention to drainage

and cure. It was about this time that everything, for a while, seemed

to become hazy, and my memories got all queerly mixed up and confused.

I recollect I conceived a violent dislike for a black dog that appeared

from nowhere, now and then, and began chewing at my leg, and I believe

I gave the nurse a severe talking to because she insisted on going to

look on at the ball game when she ought to be sitting by to chase that

dog away. And I was perfectly certain about her being at the ball game,

because I saw her there when I was playing third base.

It was at this time (on November 28, 1916, ten days after I had been

wounded) that my father, in Lexington, received the following cablegram

from the officer in charge of the Canadian records, in England:

“Sincerely regret to inform you that Sergeant Alexander McClintock

is officially reported dangerously ill in No. 5 General Hospital,

from gunshot wound in left thigh. Further particulars supplied when

received.”

It appears that, during the time of my adventures with the black dog

and the inattentive nurse, my temperament had ascended to the stage

when the doctors begin to admit that another method of treatment

might have been successful. But I didn’t pass out. The one thing I

most regret about my close call is that my parents, in Lexington,

were in unrelieved suspense about my condition until I myself sent

them a cable from London, on December 15th. After the first official

message, seemingly prepared almost as a preface to the announcement

of my demise, my father received no news of me whatever. And, as I

didn’t know that the official message had gone, I cabled nothing to him

until I was feeling fairly chipper again. You can’t have wars, though,

without these little misunderstandings.

If it were possible, I should say something here which would be fitting

and adequate about the English women who nursed the twenty-five hundred

wounded men in General Hospital No. 5, at Rouen. But that power isn’t

given me. All I can do is to fall back upon our most profound American

expression of respect and say that my hat is off to them. One nurse

in the ward in which I lay had been on her feet for fifty-six hours,

with hardly time even to eat. She finally fainted from exhaustion, was

carried out of the ward, and was back again in four hours, assisting

at an operation. And the doctors were doing their bit, too, in living

up to the obligations which they considered to be theirs. An operating

room was in every ward with five tables in each. After the fight on the

Somme, in which I was wounded, not a table was vacant any hour in the

twenty-four, for days at a time. Outside of each room was a long line

of stretchers containing patients next awaiting surgical attention.

And in all that stress, I did not hear one word of complaint from the

surgeons who stood, hour after hour, using their skill and training for

the petty pay of English army medical officers.

On December 5th, I was told I was well enough to be sent to England

and, on the next day, I went on a hospital train from Rouen to Havre.

Here I was placed on a hospital ship which every medical officer in

our army ought to have a chance to inspect. Nothing ingenuity could

contrive for convenience and comfort was missing. Patients were sent

below decks in elevators, and then placed in swinging cradles which

hung level no matter what the ship’s motion might be. As soon as I

had been made comfortable in my particular cradle, I was given a box

which had engraved upon it: “Presented with the compliments of the

Union Castle Line. May you have a speedy and good recovery.” The box

contained cigarettes, tobacco, and a pipe.

When the ship docked at Southampton, after a run of eight hours across

channel, each patient was asked what part of the British Isles he would

like to be taken to for the period of his convalescence. I requested

to be taken to London, where, I thought, there was the best chance of

my seeing Americans who might know me. Say, I sure made a good guess.

I didn’t know many Americans, but I didn’t need to know them. They

found me and made themselves acquainted. They brought things, and then

they went out to get more they had forgotten to bring the first trip.

The second day after I had been installed on a cot in the King George

Hospital, in London, I sent fifteen hundred cigarettes back to the boys

of our battalion in France out of my surplus stock. If I had undertaken

to eat and drink and smoke all the things that were brought to me by

Americans, just because I was an American, I’d be back in that hospital

now, only getting fairly started on the job. It’s some country when

you need it.

The wounded soldier, getting back to England, doesn’t have a chance to

imagine that his services are not appreciated. The welcome he receives

begins at the railroad station. All traffic is stopped by the Bobbies

to give the ambulances a clear way leaving the station. The people

stand in crowds, the men with their hats off, while the ambulances

pass. Women rush out and throw flowers to the wounded men. Sometimes

there is a cheer, but usually only silence and words of sympathy.

The King George Hospital was built to be a government printing office,

and was nearing completion when the war broke out. It has been made a

Paradise for convalescent men. The bareness and the sick suggestion and

characteristic smell of the average hospital are unknown here. There

are soft lights and comfortable beds and pretty women going about as

visitors. The stage beauties and comedians come and entertain us. The

food is delicious, and the chief thought of every one seems to be to

show the inmates what a comfortable and cheery thing it is to be ill

among a lot of real friends. I was there from December until February,

and my recollections of the stay are so pleasant that sometimes I wish

I was back.

On the Friday before Christmas there was a concert in our ward. Among

the artists who entertained us were Fay Compton, Gertrude Elliott

(sister of Maxine Elliott), George Robie, and other stars of the London

stage. After our protracted stay in the trenches and our long absence

from all the civilized forms of amusement, the affair seemed to us

the most wonderful show ever given. And, in some ways, it was. For

instance, in the most entertaining of dramatic exhibitions, did you

ever see the lady artists go around and reward enthusiastic applause

with kisses? Well that’s what we got. And I am proud to say that it was

Miss Compton who conferred this honor upon me.

At about three o’clock on that afternoon, when we were all having a

good time, one of the orderlies threw open the door of the ward and

announced in a loud voice that His Majesty, the King, was coming in. We

could not have been more surprised if some one had thrown in a Mills

bomb. Almost immediately the King walked in, accompanied by a number of

aides. They were all in service uniforms, the King having little in his

attire to distinguish him from the others. He walked around, presenting

each patient with a copy of “Queen Mary’s Gift Book,” an artistic

little volume with pictures and short stories by the most famous of

English artists and writers. When he neared my bed, he turned to one of

the nurses and inquired:

“Is this the one?”

The nurse nodded. He came and sat at the side of the bed and shook

hands with me. He asked as to what part of the United States I had come

from, how I got my wounds, and what the nature of them were, how I was

getting along, and what I particularly wished done for me. I answered

his questions and said that everything I could possibly wish for had

already been done for me.

“I thank you,” he said, “for myself and my people for your services.

Our gratitude cannot be great enough toward men who have served us as

you have.”

He spoke in a very low voice and with no assumption of royal dignity.

There was nothing in the least thrilling about the incident, but there

was much apparent sincerity in the few words.

After he had gone, one of the nurses asked me what he had said.

“Oh,” I said, “George asked me what I thought about the way the war was

being conducted, and I said I’d drop in and talk it over with him as

soon as I was well enough to be up.”

There happened one of the great disappointments of my life. She didn’t

see the joke. She was English. She gasped and glared at me, and I think

she went out and reported that I was delirious again.

Really, I wasn’t much impressed by the English King. He seemed a

pleasant, tired little man, with a great burden to bear, and not much

of an idea about how to bear it. He struck me as an individual who

would conscientiously do his best in any situation, but would never

do or say anything with the slightest suspicion of a punch about it.

A few days after his visit to the hospital, I saw in the _Official

London Gazette_ that I had been awarded the Distinguished Conduct

Medal. Official letters from the Canadian headquarters amplified this

information, and a notice from the British War Office informed me that

the medal awaited me there. I was told the King knew that the medal

had been awarded to me, when he spoke to me in the hospital. Despite

glowing reports in the Kentucky press, he didn’t pin it on me. Probably

he didn’t have it with him. Or, perhaps, he didn’t consider it good

form to hang a D. C. M. on a suit of striped, presentation pajamas with

a prevailing tone of baby blue.[A]

[Footnote A: EDITOR’S NOTE.--The medal was formally presented to Sergt.

McClintock by the British Consul General, in New York City, on August

15, 1917.]

While I was in the King George Hospital I witnessed one of the most

wonderful examples of courage and pluck I had ever seen. A young Scot,

only nineteen years old, McAuley by name, had had the greater part of

his face blown away. The surgeons had patched him up in some fashion,

but he was horribly disfigured. He was the brightest, merriest man

in the ward, always joking and never depressed. His own terrible

misfortune was merely the topic for humorous comment with him. He

seemed to get positive amusement out of the fact that the surgeons were

always sending for him to do something more with his face. One day he

was going into the operating room and a fellow patient asked him what

the new operation was to be.

“Oh,” he said, “I’m going to have a cabbage put on in place of a head.

It’ll grow better than the one I have now.”

Once in a fortnight he would manage to get leave to absent himself from

the hospital for an hour or two. He never came back alone. It took a

couple of men to bring him back. On the next morning, he would say:

“Well, it was my birthday. A man must have a few drinks on his

birthday.”

I was discharged from the hospital in the middle of February and

sent to a comfortable place at Hastings, Sussex, where I lived until

my furlough papers came through. I had a fine time in London at the

theatres and clubs pending my departure for home. When my furlough had

arrived, I went to Buxton, Derbyshire, where the Canadian Discharge

Depot was located and was provided with transportation to Montreal.

I came back to America on the Canadian Pacific Royal Mail steamer,

_Metagama_, and the trip was without incident of any sort. We lay for a

time in the Mersey, awaiting word that our convoy was ready to see us

out of the danger zone, and a destroyer escorted us four hundred miles

on our way.

I was informed, before my departure, that a commission as lieutenant in

the Canadian forces awaited my return from furlough, and I had every

intention of going back to accept it. But, since I got to America,

things have happened. Now, it’s the army of Uncle Sam, for mine. I’ve

written these stories to show what we are up against. It’s going to be

a tough game, and a bloody one, and a sorrowful one for many. But it’s

up to us to save the issue where it’s mostly right on one side, and

all wrong on the other--and I’m glad we’re in. I’m not willing to quit

soldiering now, but I will be when we get through with this. When we

finish up with this, there won’t be any necessity for soldiering. The

world will be free of war for a long, long time--and a God’s mercy,

that. Let me take another man’s eloquent words for my last ones:

Oh! spacious days of glory and of grieving!

Oh! sounding hours of lustre and of loss;

Let us be glad we lived, you still believing

The God who gave the Cannon gave the Cross.

Let us doubt not, amid these seething passions,

The lusts of blood and hate our souls abhor:

The Power that Order out of Chaos fashions

Smites fiercest in the wrath-red forge of War.

Have faith! Fight on! Amid the battle-hell,

Love triumphs, Freedom beacons, All is well.

(Robert W. Service, “Rhymes of a Red Cross Man.”)

THE END.

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