CHAPTER XXIV.

War and Romance -- Colonel Fred Jones -- Hanging in the Army

-- General A. J. Smith vs. Dirty Guns.

WAR AND ROMANCE.

During the late movement against Vicksburg the national transports

were fired upon by a rebel battery at Skipwith Landing, not many miles

from the mouth of the Yazoo. No sooner was the outrage reported at

head-quarters than the Admiral sent an expedition to remove the

battery and destroy the place. The work of destruction was effectually

done; not a structure which could shelter a rebel head was left

standing in the region for several miles around.

Among other habitations destroyed was that of a Mrs. Harris, a widow

lady, young, comely, and possessed of external attractions in the

shape of a hundred and fifty "negroes," which she had contrived to

save from the present operation of "the decree," by sending them up

the Yazoo River. But Mrs. Harris was a rebel--intense, red-hot in her

advocacy of Southern rights and her denunciation of Northern wrongs.

Although she had not taken up arms against the Government, she was

none the less subject to the indiscriminating swoop of the

Proclamation; her niggers, according to that document, were free, and

if the Confederacy failed, she could only get pay for them by

establishing her loyalty in a court of justice. Her loyalty to the

Yankee nation?--not she! She was spunky as a widow of thirty can be.

She would see Old Abe, and every other Yankee, in the happy land of

Canaan before she would acknowledge allegiance to the Washington

Government. Nevertheless, being all she possessed of this world's

valuables, she would like to save those niggers.

"Nothing easier," suggested Captain Edward W. Sutherland, of the

United States steam-ram Queen of the West, who, attracted by her

snapping black eyes, engaged in a friendly conversation with the lady

after burning her house down. "Nothing easier in the world, madam."

"How so, Captain? You don't imagine I will take that odious oath, do

you? I assure you I would not do it for every nigger in the South."

"But you need not take that oath, madam--at least not _the_ oath."

"I do not understand you, Captain," said the widow, thoughtfully.

"I said you need not take the oath of allegiance; you can establish

your loyalty without it--at least," with a respectful bow, "I can

establish it for you."

"Indeed! How would you do it, Captain?"

"Simply enough. I am in the Government service; I command one of the

boats of the Western navy--technically denominated a ram, madam--down

here in the river. Of course, my loyalty is unimpeached, and, madam, I

assure you it is unimpeachable. Now, if I could only say to the

Government, those niggers are mine"----

The Captain waited a moment, to see what effect his speech was

producing.

"Well!" said the widow, impatiently tapping with her well-shaped foot

one of the smoking timbers of her late domicile.

"In short, my dear madam, you can save the niggers, save your

conscientious scruples, and save me from a future life of misery, by

becoming my wife!"

The Captain looked about wildly, as if he expected a sudden attack

from guerrillas. The widow tapped the smoldering timber more violently

for a few minutes, and then, turning her bright eyes full upon the

Captain, said:

"I'll do it!"

The next arrival at Cairo from Vicksburg brought the intelligence that

Captain Sutherland, of the ram Queen of the West, was married, a few

days since, on board the gunboat Tylor, to Mrs. Harris, of Skipwith

Landing. Several officers of the army and navy were present to witness

the ceremony, which was performed by a Methodist clergyman, and

Admiral Porter gave away the blushing bride. She is represented to be

a woman of indomitable pluck, and, for the present, shares the life of

her husband, on the ram Queen of the West.

COLONEL FRED JONES.

I was with him on his last trip from Cincinnati to Louisville, and

from thence to the army. Little did I think it was the last meeting.

Noble Fred! He has left a name that will never be erased from honor's

scroll. A writer in the Cincinnati _Commercial_, who knew him from

boyhood up, says:

"He is a native of this city, and favorably known as one of our most

brilliant young men.

"Colonel Jones was a graduate of Woodward High School, of this city,

receiving his diploma, with the highest honor of his class, in 1853.

He then entered the law-office of Rufus King, Esq. as a student, and

evinced, in the pursuit of a legal education, a remarkable zeal and

talent. Two years ago he was elected Prosecuting-Attorney of the

Police Court, which office he held at the breaking out of the war, in

1861. It was but a few days after the first call for troops, when he

threw his business into the hands of a brother lawyer, and became a

soldier. He was first an adjutant to General Bates, but, in June,

1861, he received a lieutenant-colonel's commission in the 31st Ohio,

with which he went into active service. He was afterward transferred,

with the same rank, to the 24th Ohio, of which regiment he became

colonel in May last.

"He distinguished himself at the Battle of Shiloh, to which, indeed,

he owed his promotion. He enjoyed the highest reputation with his

superiors as an officer.

"Colonel Jones was about twenty-seven years of age, of fine

appearance, with a peculiarly happy manner and disposition. He was a

very fine _extempore_ orator, and possessed great military ardor from

childhood. The writer, a fellow-student, remembers him as captain of a

company of school-boys, at Woodward, which, drilling for pastime,

became very proficient in tactics.

"We can pay no more eloquent tribute to his memory than the mute

impression his history will impart. He is dead! Our city has offered

no heavier sacrifice in any of her sons, and parted with no purer of

the jewels which have been so rudely torn from her."

HANGING IN THE ARMY.

Head-quarters 3d Division, 14th Army Corps,

Murfreesboro, _June 6, 1863_.

William A. Selkirk, who resided in an adjoining county, murdered, in a

most brutal manner, a man by the name of Adam Weaver. Selkirk was a

member of a roving band of guerrillas. He entered, with others, the

house of Weaver, who was known to have money, and demanded its

surrender. Weaver, not complying, was seized, his ears cut off, his

tongue torn out, and he was then stabbed. These facts being proved to

the court, Selkirk was condemned to death.

At twelve o'clock, yesterday, the crowd commenced congregating at the

Court-house, eyeing with curiosity a large, uncovered ambulance, in

which was built a platform. The trap was a leaf, acting as a sort of

tailboard to the wagon. This trap, or leaf, was supported by a strip

of wood that ran into a notch, similar to the old figure-four trap.

Attached to the ambulance were six splendid horses. At one o'clock two

regiments of infantry, under Colonel Stoughton, arrived upon the

ground and formed in line. The ambulance and military then moved along

to the jail; the rough wooden coffin was placed in the vehicle, and

the prisoner then, for the first time, made his appearance. He had a

pale and care-worn look, and a decidedly Southern air. His step was

firm, and he got into the wagon with but little assistance. He was

accompanied by Father Cony, chaplain of the 35th Indiana. The

procession then moved off toward the gallows, erected a short distance

from the town, upon the Woodbury pike. The eager crowd thronged the

avenues leading to the place of execution--rushing, crushing, cursing

and swearing, laughing and yelling. Samuel Lover, the Irish poet,

describes, in his poem of "Shamus O'Brien," a hanging, thus:

"And fasther and fasther the crowd gathered there,

Boys, horses, and gingerbread, _just like a fair_;

And whisky was sellin', and 'cosamuck' too,

And old men and young women enjoying the view;

And thousands were gathered there, if there was one,

Waiting till such time as the hanging would come."

The morbid appetite depicted upon that sea of upturned faces was

terrible to think of.

By the kindness of Colonel Stoughton, I was given a very prominent

place in the procession.

General Order No. 123, from head-quarters, was read. The prisoner then

knelt, and was baptized by the clergyman before mentioned. After the

baptism was over, Rev. Mr. Patterson, of the 11th Michigan, made a

most fervent and eloquent prayer, the prisoner on his knees, with eyes

uplifted to heaven, and seemingly praying with all the fervor of his

soul. After Mr. Patterson had finished praying, the prisoner was told

he had five minutes to live, and to make any remarks he wished.

Selkirk arose, with steady limbs, and said:

"Gentlemen and friends: I am not guilty of the murder of Adam Weaver;

I did not kill him. I hope you will all live to one day find out who

was the guilty man. I believe my Jesus is waiting to receive my poor

soul. I am not guilty of Weaver's murder. I was there, but did not

kill him."

He then knelt down and joined in prayer. After prayer was over, he

stood up, and stepped on the scaffold again, to have the fatal rope

placed around his neck. While the rope was being adjusted, he prayed

audibly, and his last words on earth were:

"Sweet Jesus, take me to thyself. O, Lord, forgive me for all my

sins;" and again, as the person who escorted him was tightening the

rope, he said, "For God's sake don't choke me before I am hung." Then,

when the black cap was drawn over his eyes, he seemed to know that in

a few seconds he would be consigned to "that bourne from whence no

traveler returns," and said, "Lord, have mercy on my soul."

The words were scarcely uttered, when that which was, a few moments

before, a stout, healthy man, was nothing but an inanimate form. As

the "black cap" was about being put on him, Sarah Ann Weaver, the

youngest daughter of the murdered man, Adam Weaver, made her

appearance inside the square, and quite close to the scaffold. She

asked Captain Goodwin and Major Wiles the privilege of adjusting the

rope around his neck, but they would not grant it. She is a young

woman of about seventeen years, rather prepossessing and intelligent

looking. She stood there unmoved, while the body hung dangling between

heaven and earth. She seemed to realize that the murderer of her

father had now paid the penalty with his life. I asked her what she

thought of the affair, and she curtly remarked: "He will never murder

another man, I think." After the body had remained about fifteen

minutes swinging in the air, and surgeon Dorr pronounced life extinct,

it was cut down and put in a coffin. The assemblage departed, some

laughing, some crying, and some thinking of the fate of the deceased.

GENERAL A. J. SMITH vs. RUSTY GUNS.

Last winter General Smith's head-quarters were on board the steamer

Des Arc; he was in command of a division of Grant's army. One day, on

a trip from Arkansas Post to Young's Point, there were on this boat

three companies of a nameless regiment. Now it happened that these men

had rather neglected to clean their guns, which the sharp eye of the

old veteran soon discovered. It was in the morning of our third day

out, the wind was blowing terribly, and the weather unusually cold,

rendering it very unpleasant to remain long on the hurricane-roof,

that the General came rushing into the cabin, where nearly all the

officers were comfortably seated around a warm stove.

"Captain," exclaimed the General, in no very mild tone, addressing

himself to the commander of one of the aforesaid companies, "have you

had an inspection of arms this morning?"

"No, General," timidly replied the Captain, "I have not."

"Have you held an inspection of your company at any time since the

battle of Arkansas Post, sir?" sharply asked the General.

"No, sir; the weather has been so unpleasant, and I thought I would

let my men rest awhile," hesitatingly replied the Captain, already

nervous, through fear, that something disagreeable was about to turn

up.

"You thought you'd let them rest awhile? Indeed! The d----l you did!

Who pays you, sir, for permitting your men to lay and rot in idleness,

while such important duties remain unattended to? What kind of

condition are your arms in, now, to defend this boat, or even the

lives of your own men, in case we should be attacked by the enemy this

moment? What the d----l are you in the service for, if you thus

neglect your most important duty?" fairly yelled the old General. And

then, starting menacingly toward the quaking captain, said he,

imperatively:

"Mount, sir, on that roof, this moment, and call your men instantly

into line, that I may examine their arms."

"And you," resumed he, turning to the lieutenants, who commanded the

other companies, "are fully as delinquent as the captain. Sirs! I must

see your men in line within ten minutes."

It is scarcely necessary to state that the officers in question made

the best of their time in drumming up their men, whom they found

scattered in all parts of the boat. Finally, however, the companies

referred to were duly paraded on the "hurricane," and an abridged form

of inspection was gone through with. The General, finding their arms

in bad condition, very naturally inflicted some severe talk,

threatening condign punishment in case such neglect should be

repeated.

But during the time in which one of these companies was falling in,

which operation was not executed with that degree of promptness, on

the part of the rank and file, satisfactory to the lieutenant

commanding, that officer called out, in a most imploring strain, "Fall

in, gentlemen! Fall in, lively, gentlemen!" That application of the

word "gentlemen" fell upon the ear of General Smith, who, turning

quickly around, hastily inquired:

"Are you the lieutenant in command of that company, sir?" addressing

the individual who had given the command in such a polite manner.

"Yes, sir," replied the trembling subaltern.

"Then, who the d----l are you calling gentlemen?" cried the General.

"I am an old soldier," continued he, approaching and looking more

earnestly at the lieutenant, "but I must confess, sir, that I never

before heard of the rank of gentleman in the army. Soldiers, sir, are

ALL supposed to be gentlemen, of course; but, hereafter, sir, when you

address soldiers, remember to say soldiers, or men; let us have no

more of this 'bowing and scraping' where it is your duty to command."

Then, turning upon his heel, his eyes snapping with impatience, the

old gentleman gave vent to the following words:

"_Gentlemen! gentlemen, forsooth!_ And _rusty guns! Umph!_ The d----l!

I like that! Rusty guns! and gentlemen!"

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