CHAPTER XXI.

A Friendly Visit for Corn into an Egyptian Country -- Ohio

Regiments -- "Corn or Blood" -- "Fanny Battles" -- The

Constitution Busted in Several Places -- Edicts against

Dinner Horns, by Colonel Brownlow's Cavalry -- A Signal

Station Burned -- Two Rebel Aids Captured.

Camp at Triune, Tennessee, _April 26, 1863_.

Last Thursday was a "gay day" for a portion of the Third Division.

General Schofield, thinking it requisite to lay in a good supply of

provender, ordered out one hundred and fifty wagons, to go on an

errand of mercy to our benighted "brethren of the South," and _borrow_

of them some corn, oats, and fodder, for Federal horses. Well, as it

is a recognized breach of etiquette to send such a train without

escort, therefore, the General sent a retinue, consisting of the 35th

Ohio, under Colonel Long; 9th Ohio, Colonel Josephs; 17th Ohio,

Colonel Durbin Ward; 31st Ohio, Colonel Phelps; also, the 87th

Indiana, Colonel Shyrock; and the 2d Minnesota, under Colonel George;

together with two pieces belonging to the 4th Regular Battery, under

Lieutenants Rodney and Stevenson. We went forward with the

determination of obtaining food--"peacefully, if we could; forcibly,

if we must;" but we had to use the rebel women's motto, lately made

public in Richmond, "Food or Blood." Our new commander accompanied

the expedition. We started, after partaking of an early breakfast, and

crossed Harpeth River about nine o'clock. I had forgotten to mention

that the 1st East Tennessee Cavalry were along: the rebels haven't

forgotten it, however, as they were ordered to the front, and, as I am

fond of seeing them "go in," I was appointed chief aid and

bottle-holder to the command under Majors Burkhardt and Tracy, and had

a splendid opportunity of seeing the "Secession elephant." After

passing through the town of College Grove, we commenced feeling our

way carefully, as we wished to make our visit a sort of "surprise

party" to the "brethren in arms;" as a matter of course, this was only

the "by-play," for while the Tennessee boys were unloading their

muskets, the teamsters were loading corn and oats from Secesh cribs.

They are excellent _cribbage_-players by this time.

As our cavalry advanced, the rebel cavalry fell back, declining to

hold any communication. Major Tracy and "ye correspondent" went off

the main road, in pursuit of knowledge, and came upon half a dozen

negroes working in a field. The Major introduced "ye innocent lamb" as

General Morgan, and demanded of the darkeys if any d----d Yankees had

been about there lately. The darkeys replied very evasively; would not

say a word that would injure the cause of the Union forces; denied all

knowledge of them or their whereabouts. There were some two or three

hundred fat sheep on the farm, and a good lot of cattle. I suggested

the propriety of driving them within our lines, but was astonished

when the Major told me it was "against orders" to do so. All the males

of the family who owned the negroes and _other cattle_ were in the

rebel army--the master and two sons. While talking there, we heard

firing, and so started for the fun, and soon came upon some of the

"gentry," yclept "butternuts." The Major had about twelve men in the

lead; a few others, with the colors, remaining a quarter of a mile to

the rear--the _regiment_ a mile in rear of the advance. When we

arrived at what is known as Tippets's farm, the rebels, who were

sheltered by Wilson's house, poured a volley down the road, and

without inquiring the cause of such unkind treatment, on their part,

this "individual" _retired_ some twenty yards. I have before heard the

sound of the Enfield-rifle ball, and have heard many persons say, 'tis

"quite musical;" but "_I can't see it_." The boys advanced in the most

daring manner on the open road, while the _valiant_ and "_noble

chivalry_" of Alabama kept continually retreating. In order to obtain

a better view of the fight, and watch the maneuvers of the combatants,

I went upon the side-hill of an open field to the left of the road,

and while quietly looking on, three rebs came out from behind Wilson's

house, and, without as much as saying, "By your leave," they blazed

away at me. Isn't it a shame that these fellows should act so? Why,

they "_busted_ the Constitution all to the devil," in firing at _me_.

The Major kindly rode up and told me, in his usual bland and benign

style, that I was a d----n fool; that "them fellers was a-shootin' at

me." I merely replied that I guessed he was mistaken, as I saw the

bullets _plowing_ the field some twenty yards in front of me. While

this conversation was going on between the Major and myself, the

rebels reloaded their guns and gave us another trial of their skill,

and settled the dispute at once, as I had asseverated; their bullets

would not reach that distance. The Major was right, for a little while

the nastiest shriek I ever heard came from that volley. The Major's

horse didn't like it much, and _cavorted_ like the "fiery, untamed

steed" ridden by the fair "Adah Isaacs." Then we changed our base: we

went toward the chaps, and, when they would get ready to fire, put

spurs to our horses and ran from them. This so delighted the "rebs,"

that we gratified them with two or three trials, and every time we

ran, they shouted and said _bad words_. After placing five men in

ambush, we retired, as if leaving the field, and as the traitors were

advancing directly into the trap of three hours' hard setting, the

Wilson family came to the door and told them to go back, as the

"Yankees" were in the orchard there by Tippets's house. The men were

then within two hundred yards of the ambush, and, upon being so

informed, hastily wheeled their horses and left on a double-quick.

This act on the part of a citizen rebel so exasperated the men that

Wilson was given one hour to get out of the house with his furniture,

as all houses used for military purposes, signal stations, etc., would

meet with destruction.

While the house was burning, the women boasted they had warned them,

and would do it again. One virago-looking Secesh asseverated, in a

voice of unearthly screechiness, that they had lots of "_Southern

friends_, and _millions of money_."

The citizens along the road will learn a lesson by this occurrence. It

will teach them not to make signal stations of their houses.

BLOWING HORNS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Another source of annoyance to our men was the frequent blasts upon

dinner-horns. These "quiet, peaceful" citizens, as our men advanced,

gave the enemy information by this _blasted_ method. Upon being

questioned as to the "cause why" they did so much blowing, they

replied, "They were calling in the boys from the field, for fear they

would get shot;" and Mrs. Tippets said, "'T was near dinner-time." One

of the men said he would like something to eat, and went in the house,

but no sign of dinner preparation could be seen. Major Tracy took the

horn from Mrs. Tippets, at which the lady (?) protested most

violently; said there "was no reason in that man," and asked me, "if

it wasn't agin the Constitution for that feller to take that horn."

I told her, in a _pacific manner_, that that was nothing; Tracy took

from ten to fifteen horns a day. She didn't see the joke, and I became

disgusted with her want of penetration, and left.

Mr. Wilson and a man who was in his employ were brought into camp as

prisoners. Mr. Wilson protested he didn't tell the States-rights men

any thing, and held that he "couldn't hender the women talkin'."

About four o'clock we commenced a retrograde movement for the "old

camp," and soon caught up with the big train, filled with all the

delicacies of the season, for the brute portion of our division.

The Miss Fanny Battles who is now so sweetly sojourning in the

Seminary at Columbus, Ohio, under the guardianship of "Uncle Samuel,"

was a resident of this county. Our troops were encamped upon the

Battles farm for a month. Miss Battles was very industrious in

circulating about the country. When she was taken, she had her

_drawers_ stuffed with letters, and was trying to steal through our

picket-lines. The _Secretary_ of State, or those connected with the

_bureaus_, will, we hope, see that there are no more such _drawers_

allowed within the lines.

THE DIFFERENCE.

At the house of a Mr. Bolerjack are the wounded men belonging to the

1st Tennessee Cavalry. I called there yesterday, and, in conversation

with Mr. B., he expressed surprise at what he termed the difference

between our wounded and the rebel wounded. He said that he had a house

full of Secesh at one time, but that they kept moaning and groaning

all night and day, and kept his family busy, while our men have never

muttered, but, on the contrary, are always cheerful, and only anxious

to get back in their saddles.

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