PROF. MAX WIEGAND TO FRAU EMMA WIEGAND.

BERLIN, December 21.

Dear Emma--The ticket is not to be found either in the wardrobe or in

the desk. Perhaps it slipped out when you were packing, and was thrown

away. I can think of no other explanation.

To-morrow or next day I will again go to Herr Palaschke, and try to

wheedle him out of my property by all possible blandishments and

assurances, but to-day I am confined to my room, for my cold has

resulted in a severe attack of neuralgia.

I had a dreadful scene with the cook yesterday. On the day of your

departure she gave me notice, and when I tried to persuade her to

remain she turned on me and told me in a very insolent manner that I

knew nothing about housekeeping, and that it was only out of sympathy

for you, dear Emma, that she had so long remained with us at such low

wages, and that she should leave immediately. I answered calmly, but

firmly, that she must stay till the end of her engagement. Then she

began to cry and storm, and at last was so outrageously impertinent as

to declare that even _you_ could not manage to live with me. I lost

my temper and must, I suppose, have called her an “impudent woman,”

though I can not remember saying it. Unfortunately for me I have had no

experience in dealing with viragos.

Two hours later, after supper, I rang and discovered that she was

already gone, bag and baggage, leaving in the kitchen a badly spelled

_billet doux_, in which she threatened me with a lawsuit for calling

her an “impudent woman,” in case I should refuse to give her a

certificate of character.

I am now entirely without servants. The porter’s wife blacks my shoes

for a handsome consideration, and brings me from the café meals which

ought to be condemned by the health inspector. As you have truly

remarked, it will be impossible to replace these women before the New

Year, but I have already written to a dozen employment bureaus, and

will go myself as soon as I am able to leave the house. This has grown

into a long letter, my dear Emma, but when the heart is full the pen

runs rapidly.

I also suspect that abominable cook of taking my gold sleeve

buttons--those left me by Uncle Friedrich--though I have, of course, no

proof. Have you any idea where they are? If so please drop me a line.

Good-by, my dear Emma, and I trust you are more comfortable than I am.

Your MAX.

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