CONVENTION OF THE AMERICAN SECULAR UNION.

Albany, N. Y., September 13, 1885.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: While I have never sought any place in any

organization, and while I never intended to accept any place in any

organization, yet as you have done me the honor to elect me president of

the American Secular Union, I not only accept the place, but tender to

you each and all my sincere thanks.

This is a position that a man cannot obtain by repressing his honest

thought. Nearly all other positions he obtains in that way. But I

am glad that the time has come when men can afford to preserve

their manhood in this country. Maybe they cannot be elected to the

Legislature, cannot become errand boys in Congress, cannot be placed as

weather-vanes in the presidential chair, but the time has come when a

man can express his honest thought and be treated like a gentleman

in the United States. We have arrived at a point where priests do not

govern, and have reached that stage of our journey where we, as Harriet

Martineau expressed it, are "free rovers on the breezy common of the

universe." Day by day we are getting rid of the aristocracy of the air.

We have been the slaves of phantoms long enough, and a new day, a day

of glory, has dawned upon this new world--this new world which is far

beyond the old in the real freedom of thought.

In the selection of your officers, without referring to myself, I think

you have shown great good sense. The first man chosen as vice-president,

Mr. Charles Watts, is a gentleman of sound, logical mind; one who

knows what he wants to say and how to say it; who is familiar with the

organization of Secular societies, knows what we wish to accomplish and

the means to attain it. I am glad that he is about to make this country

his home, and I know of no man who, in my judgment, can do more for the

cause of intellectual liberty.

The next vice-president, Mr. Remsburg, has done splendid work all over

the country. He is an absolutely fearless man, and tells really and

truly what his mind produces. We need such men everywhere.

You know it is almost a rule, or at any rate the practice, in political

parties and in organizations generally, to be so anxious for success

that all the offices and places of honor are given to those who will

come in at the eleventh hour. The rule is to hold out these honors as

bribes for newcomers instead of conferring them upon those who have

borne the heat and burden of the day. I hope that the American Secular

Union will not be guilty of any such injustice. Bestow your honors upon

the men who stood by you when you had few friends, the men who enlisted

for the war when the cause needed soldiers. Give your places to them,

and if others want to join your ranks, welcome them heartily to the

places of honor in the rear and let them learn how to keep step.

In this particular, leaving out myself as I have said, you have done

magnificently well. Mrs. Mattie Krekel, another vice-president, is a

woman who has the courage to express her opinions, and she is all the

more to be commended because, as you know, women have to suffer a little

more punishment than men, being amenable to social laws that are more

exacting and tyrannical than those passed by Legislatures.

Of Mr. Wakeman it is not necessary to speak. You all know him to be an

able, thoughtful, and experienced man, capable in every respect; one

who has been in this organization from the beginning, and who is now

president of the New York society. Elizur Wright, one of the patriarchs

of Freethought, who was battling for liberty before I was born, and who

will be found in the front rank until he ceases to be. You have honored

yourselves by electing James Parton, a thoughtful man, a scholar, a

philosopher, and a philanthropist--honest, courageous, and logical--with

a mind as clear as a cloudless sky. Parker Pillsbury, who has always

been on the side of liberty, always willing, if need be, to stand

alone--a man who has been mobbed many times because he had the goodness

and courage to denounce the institution of slavery--a man possessed

of the true martyr spirit. Messrs. Algie and Adams, our friends from

Canada, men of the highest character, worthy of our fullest confidence

and esteem--conscientious, upright, and faithful.

And permit me to say that I know of no man of kinder heart, of gentler

disposition, with more real, good human feeling toward all the world,

with a more forgiving and tender spirit, than Horace Seaver. He and Mr.

Mendum are the editors of the _Investigator_, the first Infidel paper

I ever saw, and I guess the first that any one of you ever saw--a paper

once edited by Abner Kneeland, who was put in prison for saying, "The

Universalists believe in a God which I do not." The court decided that

he had denied the existence of a Supreme Being, and at that time it was

not thought safe to allow a remark of that kind to be made, and so, for

the purpose of keeping an infinite God from tumbling off his throne, Mr.

Kneeland was put in jail. But Horace Seaver and Mr. Mendum went on with

his work. They are pioneers in this cause, and they have been absolutely

true to the principles of Freethought from the first day until now.

If there is anybody belonging to our Secular Union more enthusiastic and

better calculated to impart something of his enthusiasm to others than

Samuel P. Putnam, our secretary, I do not know him. Courtlandt Palmer,

your treasurer, you all know, and you will presently know him better

when you hear the speech he is about to make, and that speech will speak

better for him than I possibly can. Wait until you hear him, as he is

now waiting for me to get through that you may hear him. He will give

you the definition of the true gentleman, and that definition will be a

truthful description of himself.

Mr. Reynolds is on our side if anybody is or ever was, and Mr.

Macdonald, editor of _The Truth Seeker_, aiming not only to seek the

truth but to expose error, has done and is doing incalculable good in

the cause of mental freedom.

All these men and women are men and women of character, of high purpose;

in favor of Freethought not as a peculiarity or as an eccentricity of

the hour, but with all their hearts, through and through, to the very

center and core of conviction, life, and purpose.

And so I can congratulate you on your choice, and believe that you have

entered upon the most prosperous year of your existence. I believe that

you will do all you can to have every law repealed that puts a hypocrite

above an honest mail. We know that no man is thoroughly honest who does

not tell his honest thought. We want the Sabbath day for ourselves and

our families. Let the gods have the heavens. Give us the earth. If the

gods want to stay at home Sundays and look solemn, let them do it; let

us have a little wholesome recreation and pleasure. If the gods wish to

go out with their wives and children, let them go. If they want to play

billiards with the stars, so they don't carom on us, let them play.

We want to do what we can to compel every church to pay taxes on its

property as other people pay on theirs. Do you know that if church

property is allowed to go without taxation, it is only a question

of time when they will own a large per cent, of the property of the

civilized world? It is the same as compound interest; only give it time.

If you allow it to increase without taxing it for its protection, its

growth can only be measured by the time in which it has to grow. The

church builds an edifice in some small town, gets several acres of land.

In time a city rises around it. The labor of others has added to the

value of this property, until it is worth millions. If this property is

not taxed, the churches will have so much in their hands that they will

again become dangerous to the liberties of mankind. There never will be

real liberty in this country until all property is put upon a perfect

equality. If you want to build a Joss house, pay taxes. If you want

to build churches, pay taxes. If you want to build a hall or temple in

which Freethought and science are to be taught, pay taxes. Let there be

no property untaxed. When you fail to tax any species of property, you

increase the tax of other people owning the rest. To that extent, you

unite church and state. You compel the Infidel to support the

Catholic. I do not want to support the Catholic Church. It is not worth

supporting. It is an unadulterated evil. Neither do I want to reform

the Catholic Church. The only reformation of which that church or any

orthodox church is capable, is destruction. I want to spend no more

money on superstition. Neither should our money be taken to support

sectarian schools. We do not wish to employ any chaplains in the navy,

or in the army, or in the Legislatures, or in Congress. It is useless to

ask God to help the political party that happens to be in power. We want

no President, no Governor "clothed with a little brief authority," to

issue a proclamation as though he were an agent of God, authorized to

tell all his loving subjects to fast on a certain day, or to enter their

churches and pray for the accomplishment of a certain object. It is

none of his business. When they called on Thomas Jefferson to issue

a proclamation, he said he had no right to do it, that religion was a

personal, individual matter, and that the state had no right, no power,

to interfere.

I now have the pleasure of introducing Mr. Courtlandt Palmer, who will

speak to you on the "Aristocracy of Freethought," in my judgment the

aristocracy not only of the present, but the aristocracy of the future.

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