TOAST: THE IDEAL.

MR. PRESIDENT, Ladies and Gentlemen: In the first place, I wish to

tender my thanks to this club for having generosity and sense enough to

invite me to speak this evening. It is probably the best thing the club

has ever done. You have shown that you are not afraid of a man simply

because he does not happen to agree entirely with you, although in a

very general way it may be said that I come within one of you.

So I think, not only that you have honored me--that, I most cheerfully

and gratefully admit--but, upon my word, I think that you have honored

yourselves. And imagine the distance the religious world has traveled

in the last few years to make a thing of this kind possible! You know--I

presume every one of you knows--that I have no religion--not enough to

last a minute--none whatever--that is, in the ordinary sense of that

word. And yet you have become so nearly civilized that you are willing

to hear what I have to say; and I have become so nearly civilized that I

am willing to say what I think.

And, in the second place, let me say that I have great respect for

the Unitarian Church. I have great respect for the memory of Theodore

Parker. I have great respect for every man who has assisted in reaving

the heavens of an infinite monster. I have great respect for every man

who has helped to put out the fires of hell. In other words, I have

great respect for every man who has tried to civilize my race.

The Unitarian Church has done more than any other church--and may be

more than all other churches--to substitute character for creed, and

to say that a man should be judged by his spirit; by the climate of his

heart; by the autumn of his generosity; by the spring of his hope; that

he should be judged by what he does; by the influence that he exerts,

rather than by the mythology he may believe. And whether there be one

God or a million, I am perfectly satisfied that every duty that devolves

upon me is within my reach; it is something that I can do myself,

without the help of anybody else, either in this world or any other.

Now, in order to make myself plain on this subject--I think I was to

speak about the Ideal--I want to thank the Unitarian Church for what

it has done; and I want to thank the Universalist Church, too. They at

least believe in a God who is a gentleman; and that is much more than

was ever done by an orthodox church. They believe, at least, in a

heavenly father who will leave the latch string out until the last

child gets home; and as that lets me in--especially in reference to the

"last"--I have great respect for that church.

But now I am coming to the Ideal; and in what I may say you may not all

agree. I hope you won't, because that would be to me evidence that I am

wrong. You cannot expect everybody to agree in the right, and I cannot

expect to be always in the right myself. I have to judge with the

standard called my reason, and I do not know whether it is right or

not; I will admit that. But as opposed to any other man's, I will bet

on mine. That is to say, for home use. In the first place, I think it

is said in some book--and if I am wrong there are plenty here to correct

me--that "the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." I think

a knowledge of the limitations of the human mind is the beginning of

wisdom, and, I may almost say, the end of it--really to understand

yourself.

Now, let me lay down this proposition. The imagination of man has the

horizon of experience; and beyond experience or nature man cannot

go, even in imagination. Man is not a creator. He combines; he adds

together; he divides; he subtracts; he does not create, even in the

world of imagination. Let me make myself a little plainer: Not one

here--not one in the wide, wide world can think of a color that he never

saw. No human being can imagine a sound that he has not heard, and

no one can think of a taste that he has not experienced. He can add

to--that is add together--combine; but he cannot, by any possibility,

create.

Man originally, we will say--go back to the age of barbarism, and you

will not have to go far; our own childhood, probably, is as far as is

necessary--but go back to what is called the age of savagery; every man

was an idealist, as every man is to-day an idealist. Every man in savage

or civilized time, commencing with the first that ever crawled out of

a cave and pushed the hair back from his forehead to look at the

sun--commence with him and end with Judge Wright--the last expression

on the God question--and from that cave to the soul that lives in this

temple, everyone has been an idealist and has endeavored to account in

some way for what he saw and for what he felt; in other words, for the

phenomena of nature. The easiest way to account for it by the rudest

savage, is the way it has been accounted for to-night. What makes the

river run? There's a god in it. What makes the tree grow? There's a god

in it. What makes the star shine? There's a god in it. What makes the

sun rise? Why, he is a god himself. And what makes the nightingale sing

until the air is faint with melody? There's a god in it.

They commenced making gods to account for everything that happens; gods

of dreams and gods of love and friendship, and heroism and courage.

Splendid! They kept making more and more. The more they found out in

nature, up to a certain point, the more gods they needed; and they kept

on making gods until almost every wave of the sea bore a god. Gods on

every mountain, and in every vale and field, and by every stream! Gods

in flowers, gods in grass; gods everywhere! All accounting for this

world and for what happened in this world.

Then, when they had got about to the top, when their ingenuity had been

exhausted, they had not produced anything, and they did not produce

anything beyond their own experience. We are told that they were

idolaters. That is a mistake, except in the sense that we are all

idolaters. They said, "Here is a god; let us express our idea of him.

He is stronger than a man; let us give him the body of a lion. He is

swifter than a man; let us give him the wings of an eagle. He is wiser

than a man"--and when a man was very savage he said, "let us give

him the head of a serpent;" a serpent is wonderfully wise; he travels

without feet; he climbs without claws; he lives without food, and he is

of the simplest conceivable form.

And that was simply to represent their idea of power, of swiftness, of

wisdom. And yet this impossible monster was simply made of what man had

seen in nature, and he put the various attributes or parts together

by his imagination. He created nothing. He simply took these parts of

certain beasts, when beasts were supposed to be superior to man in some

particulars, and in that way expressed his thought.

You go into the territory of Arizona to-day, and you will find there

pictures of God. He was clothed in stone, through which no arrow could

pierce, and so they called God the Stone-Shirted whom no Indian could

kill. That was for the simple and only reason that it was impossible to

get an arrow through his armor. They got the idea from the armadillo.

Now, I am simply saying this to show that they were making gods for all

these centuries, and making them out of something they found in nature.

Then, after they got through with the beast business, they made gods

after the image of man; and they are the best gods, so far as I know,

that have been made.

The gods that were first made after the image of man were not made after

the pattern of very good men; but they were good men according to the

standard of that time, because, as I will show you in a moment, all

these things are relative. The qualities or things that we call mercy,

justice, charity and religion are all relative. There was a time when

the victor on the field of battle was exceedingly merciful if he failed

to eat his prisoner; he was regarded as a very charitable gentleman if

he refused to eat the man he had captured in battle. Afterward he

was regarded as an exceedingly benevolent person if he would spare a

prisoner's life and make him a slave.

So that--but you all know it as well as I do or you would not be

Unitarians--all this has been simply a growth from year to year, from

generation to generation, from age to age. And let me tell you the first

thing about these gods that they made after the image of men. After

a time there were men on the earth who were better than these gods in

heaven.

Then those gods began to die, one after another, and dropped from their

thrones. The time will probably come in the history of this world when

an insurance company can calculate the average life of gods as well as

they do now of men; because all these gods have been made by folks. And,

let me say right here, the folks did the best they could. I do not blame

them. Everybody in the business has always done his best. I admit it. I

admit that man has traveled from the first conception up to Unitarianism

by a necessary road. Under the conditions he could have come up in no

other way. I admit all that. I blame nobody. But I am simply trying to

tell, in a very feeble manner, how it is.

Now, in a little while, I say, men got better than their gods. Then the

gods began to die. Then we began to find out a few things in nature, and

we found out that we were supporting more gods than were necessary--that

fewer gods could do the business--and that, from an economical point of

view, expenses ought to be cut down. There were too many temples, too

many priests, and you always had to give tithes of something to each

one, and these gods were about to eat up the substance of the world.

And there came a time when it got to that point that either the gods

would eat up the people or the people must destroy some gods, and of

course they destroyed the gods--one by one and in their places they put

forces of nature to do the business--forces of nature that needed no

church, that needed no theologians; forces of nature that you are under

no obligation to; that you do not have to pay anything to keep working.

We found that the attraction of gravitation would attend to its

business, night and day, at its own expense. There was a great saving.

I wish it were the same with all kinds of law, so that we could all go

into some useful business, including myself.

So day by day, they dispensed with this expense of deities; and the

world got along just as well--a good deal better. They used to think--a

community thought--that if a man was allowed to say a word against a

deity, the god would visit his vengeance upon the entire nation. But

they found out, after a while, that no harm came of it; so they went on

destroying the gods. Now, all these things are relative; and they made

gods a little better all the time--I admit that--till we struck the

Presbyterian, which is probably the worst ever made. The Presbyterians

seem to have bred back.

But no matter. As man became more just, or nearer just, as he became

more charitable, or nearer charitable, his god grew to be a little

better and a little better. He was very bad in Geneva--the three that

we then had. They were very bad in Scotland--horrible! Very bad in New

England--infamous! I might as well tell the truth about it--very bad!

And then men went to work, finally, to civilize their gods, to civilize

heaven, to give heaven the benefit of the freedom of this brave world.

That's what we did. We wanted to civilize religion--civilize what is

known as Christianity. And nothing on earth needed civilization more;

and nothing needs it more than that to-night. Civilization! I am not so

much for the freedom of religion as I am for the religion of freedom.

Now, there was a time when our ancestors--good people, away back, all

dead, no great regret expressed at this meeting on that account--there

was a time when our ancestors were happy in their belief that nearly

everybody was to be lost, and that a few, including themselves, were

to be saved. That religion, I say, fitted that time. It fitted their

geology. It was a very good running mate for their astronomy. It was a

good match for their chemistry. In other words, they were about equal in

every department of human ignorance.

And they insisted that there lived up there somewhere--generally

up--exactly where nobody has, I believe, yet said--a being, an infinite

person "without body, parts, or passions," and yet without passions he

was angry at the wicked every day; without body he inhabited a certain

place; and without parts he was, after all, in some strange and

miraculous manner, organized so that he thought.

And I don't know that it is possible for anyone here--I don't know that

anyone here is gifted with imagination enough--to conceive of such a

being. Our fathers had not imagination enough to do so, at least, and

so they said of this God, that he loves and he hates; he punishes and he

rewards; and that religion has been described perfectly tonight by Judge

Wright as really making God a monster, and men poor, helpless victims.

And the highest possible conception of the orthodox man was, finally,

to be a good servant--just lucky enough to get in--feathers somewhat

singed, but enough left to fly. That was the idea of our fathers. And

then came these divisions, simply because men began to think.

And why did they begin to think? Because in every direction, in all

departments, they were getting more and more information. And then the

religion did not fit. When they found out something of the history of

this globe they found out that the Scriptures were not true. I will not

say not inspired, because I do not know whether they are inspired or

not. It is a question, to me, of no possible importance, whether they

are inspired or not. The question is: Are they true? If they are true,

they do not need inspiration; and if they are not true, inspiration will

not help them. So that is a matter that I care nothing about.

On every hand, I say, they studied and thought. They began to grow--to

have new ideas of mercy, kindness, justice; new ideas of duty--new ideas

of life. The old gods, after we got past the civilization of the Greeks,

past their mythology--and it is the best mythology that man has ever

made--after we got past that, I say, the gods cared very little about

women. Women occupied no place in the state--no place by the hearth,

except one of subordination, and almost of slavery. So the early

churches made God after that image who held women in contempt. It was

only natural--I am not blaming anybody--they had to do it, it was part

of the _must!_

Now, I say that we have advanced up to the point that we demand not only

intelligence, but justice and mercy, in the sky; we demand that--that

idea of God. Then comes my trouble. I want to be honest about it. Here

is my trouble--and I want it also understood that if I should see a man

praying to a stone image or to a stuffed serpent, with that man's wife

or daughter or son lying at the point of death, and that poor savage on

his knees imploring that image or that stuffed serpent to save his

child or his wife, there is nothing in my heart that could suggest the

slightest scorn, or any other feeling than that of sympathy; any other

feeling than that of grief that the stuffed serpent could not answer the

prayer and that the stone image did not feel; I want that understood.

And wherever man prays for the right--no matter to whom or to what he

prays; where he prays for strength to conquer the wrong, I hope his

prayer may be heard; and if I think there is no one else to hear it I

will hear it, and I am willing to help answer it to the extent of my

power.

So I want it distinctly understood that that is my feeling. But here is

my trouble: I find this world made on a very cruel plan. I do not say it

is wrong--I just say that that is the way it seems to me. I may be wrong

myself, because this is the only world I was ever in; I am provincial.

This grain of sand and tear they call the earth is the only world I have

ever lived in. And you have no idea how little I know about the rest of

this universe; you never will know how little I know about it until you

examine your own minds on the same subject.

The plan is this: Life feeds on life. Justice does not always triumph:

Innocence is not a perfect shield. There is my trouble. No matter now,

whether you agree with me or not; I beg of you to be honest and fair

with me in your thought, as I am toward you in mine.

I hope, as devoutly as you, that there is a power somewhere in this

universe that will finally bring everything as it should be. I take a

little consolation in the "perhaps"--in the guess that this is only one

scene of a great drama, and that when the curtain rises on the fifth

act, if I live that long, I may see the coherence and the relation of

things. But up to the present writing--or speaking--I do not. I do not

understand it--a God that has life feed on life; every joy in the world

born of some agony! I do not understand why in this world, over the

Niagara of cruelty, should run this ocean of blood. I do not understand

it. And, then, why does not justice always triumph? Why is not innocence

a perfect shield? These are my troubles.

Suppose a man had control of the atmosphere, knew enough of the secrets

of nature, had read enough in "nature's infinite book of secrecy" so

that he could control the wind and rain; suppose a man had that power,

and suppose that last year he kept the rain from Russia and did not

allow the crops to ripen when hundreds of thousands were famishing and

when little babes were found with their lips on the breasts of dead

mothers! What would you think of such a man? Now, there is my trouble.

If there be a God he understood this. He knew when he withheld his rain

that the famine would come. He saw the dead mothers, he saw the empty

breasts of death, and he saw the helpless babes. There is my trouble. I

am perfectly frank with you and honest. That is my trouble.

Now, understand me! I do not say there is no God. I do not know. As I

told you before, I have traveled but very little--only in this world.

I want it understood that I do not pretend to know. I say I think.

And in my mind the idea expressed by Judge Wright so eloquently and

so beautifully is not exactly true. I cannot conceive of the God he

endeavors to describe, because he gives to that God will, purpose,

achievement, benevolence, love, and no form--no organization--no wants.

There's the trouble. No wants. And let me say why that is a trouble. Man

acts only because he wants. You civilize man by increasing his wants,

or, as his wants increase he becomes civilized. You find a lazy savage

who would not hunt an elephant tusk to save your life. But let him have

a few tastes of whiskey and tobacco, and he will run his legs off for

tusks. You have given him another want and he is willing to work. And

they nearly all started on the road toward Unitarianism--that is to say,

toward civilization--in that way. You must increase their wants.

The question arises: Can an infinite being want anything? If he does and

cannot get it, he is not happy. If he does not want anything, I cannot

help him. I am under no obligation to do anything for anybody who does

not need anything and who does not want anything. Now, there is my

trouble. I may be wrong, and I may get paid for it some time, but that

is my trouble.

I do not see--admitting that all is true that has been said about the

existence of God--I do not see what I can do for him; and I do not see

either what he can do for me, judging by what he has done for others.

And then I come to the other point, that religion so-called, explains

our duties to this supposed being, when we do not even know that he

exists; and no human being has got imagination enough to describe him,

or to use such words that you understand what he is trying to say. I

have listened with great pleasure to Judge Wright this evening, and I

have heard a great many other beautiful things on the same subject--none

better than his. But I never understood them--never.

Now, then, what is religion? I say, religion is all here in this

world--right here--and that all our duties are right here to our

fellow-men; that the man that builds a home; marries the girl that he

loves; takes good care of her; likes the family; stays home nights, as

a general thing; pays his debts; tries to find out what he can; gets all

the ideas and beautiful things that his mind will hold; turns a part

of his brain into a gallery of fine arts; has a host of paintings and

statues there; then has another niche devoted to music--a magnificent

dome, filled with winged notes that rise to glory--now, the man who does

that gets all he can from the great ones dead; swaps all the thoughts he

can with the ones that are alive; true to the ideal that he has here in

his brain--he is what I call a religious man, because he makes the world

better, happier; he puts the dimples of joy in the cheeks of the ones he

loves, and he lets the gods run heaven to suit themselves. And I am not

saying that he is right; I do not know.

This is all the religion that I have; to make somebody else happier if I

can.

I divide this world into two classes--the cruel and the kind; and I

think a thousand times more of a kind man than I do of an intelligent

man. I think more of kindness than I do of genius, I think more of real,

good, human nature in that way--of one who is willing to lend a helping

hand and who goes through the world with a face that looks as if its

owner were willing to answer a decent question--I think a thousand times

more of that than I do of being theologically right; because I do not

care whether I am theologically right or not. It is something that is

not worth talking about, because it is something that I never, never,

never shall understand; and every one of you will die and you won't

understand it either--until after you die at any rate. I do not know

what will happen then.

I am not denying anything. There is another ideal, and it is a beautiful

ideal. It is the greatest dream that ever entered the heart or brain of

man--the Dream of Immortality. It was born of human affection. It did

not come to us from heaven. It was born of the human heart. And when

he who loved, kissed the lips of her who was dead, there came into his

heart the dream: We may meet again.

And, let me tell you, that hope of immortality never came from any

religion. That hope of immortality has helped make religion. It has

been the great oak around which have climbed the poisonous vines of

superstition--that hope of immortality is the great oak.

And yet the moment a man expresses a doubt about the truth of Joshua or

Jonah or the other three fellows in a furnace, up hops some poor little

wretch and says, "Why, he doesn't want to live any more; he wants to

die and go down like a dog, and that is the end of him and his wife and

children." They really seem to think that the moment a man is what

they call an Infidel he has no affections, no heart, no feeling, no

hope--nothing--nothing. Just anxious to be annihilated! But, if the

orthodox creed be true, I make my choice to-night. I take hell. And if

it is between hell and annihilation, I take annihilation.

I will tell you why I take hell in making the first choice. We have

heard from both of those places--heaven and hell. According to the New

Testament there was a rich man in hell, and a poor man, Lazarus, in

heaven. And there was another gentleman by the name of Abraham. The rich

man in hell was in flames, and he called for water, and they told him

they couldn't give him any. No bridge! But they did not express the

slightest regret that they could not give him any water. Mr. Abraham was

not decent enough to say he would if he could; no, sir; nothing. It

did not make any difference to him. But this rich man in hell--in

torment--his heart was all right, for he remembered his brothers; and

he said to this Abraham, "If you cannot go, why, send a man to my five

brethren, so that they will not come to this place!" Good fellow, to

think of his five brothers when he was burning up. Good fellow. Best

fellow we ever heard from on the other side--in either world.

So, I say there is my place. And, incidentally, Abraham at that time

gave his judgment as to the value of miracles. He said, "Though one

should arise from the dead he wouldn't help your five brethren!" "There

are Moses and the prophets." No need of raising people from the dead.

That is my idea, in a general way, about religion; and I want the

imagination to go to work upon it, taking the perfections of one church,

of one school, of one system, and putting them together, just as the

sculptor makes a great statue by taking the eyes from one, the nose from

another, the limbs from another, and so on; just as they make a great

painting from a landscape by putting a river in this place, instead of

over there, changing the location of a tree and improving on what they

call nature--that is to say, simply by adding to, taking from; that is

all we can do. But let us go on doing that until there shall be a church

in sympathy with the best human heart and in harmony with the best human

brain.

And, what is more, let us have that religion for the world we live in.

Right here! Let us have that religion until it cannot be said that they

who do the most work have the least to eat. Let us have that religion

here until hundreds and thousands of women are not compelled to make a

living with the needle that has been called "the asp for the breast

of the poor," and to live in tenements, in filth, where modesty is

impossible.

I say, let us preach that religion here until men will be ashamed to

have forty or fifty millions, or any more than they need, while their

brethren lack bread--while their sisters die from want. Let us preach

that religion here until man will have more ambition to become wise and

good than to become rich and powerful. Let us preach that religion

here among ourselves until there are no abused and beaten wives. Let us

preach that religion until children are no longer afraid of their own

parents and until there is no back of a child bearing the scars of a

father's lash. Let us preach it, I say, until we understand and know

that every man does as he must, and that, if we want better men and

women, we must have better conditions.

Let us preach this grand religion until everywhere, the world over, men

are just and kind to each other. And then, if there be another world,

we shall be prepared for it. And if I come into the presence of an

infinite, good, and wise being, he will say, "Well, you did the best you

could. You did very well, indeed. There is plenty of work for you to do

here. Try and get a little higher than you were before." Let us preach

that one drop of restitution is worth an ocean of repentance.

And if there is a life of eternal progress before us, I shall be as glad

as any other angel to find that out.

But I will not sacrifice the world I have for one I know not of. I will

not live here in fear, when I do not know that that which I fear lives.

I am going to live a perfectly free man. I am going to reap the harvest

of my mind, no matter how poor it is, whether it is wheat or corn or

worthless weeds. And I am going to scatter it. Some may "fall on stony

ground." But I think I have struck good soil to-night.

And so, ladies and gentlemen, I thank you a thousand times for your

attention. I beg that you will forgive the time that I have taken, and

allow me to say, once more, that this event marks an epoch in Religious

Liberty in the United States.

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