TOAST: ATHLETICS AMONG THE ANCIENTS.

THE first record of public games is found in the twentythird Book of the

Iliad. These games were performed at the funeral of Patroclus, and there

were:

First. A chariot race, and the first prize was:

"A woman fair, well skilled in household care."

Second. There was a pugilistic encounter, and the first prize,

appropriately enough, was a mule.

It gave me great pleasure to find that Homer did not hold in high esteem

the victor. I have reached this conclusion, because the poet put these

words in the mouth of Eppius, the great boxer winding up with the

following refined declaration concerning his opponent:

"I mean to pound his flesh and smash his bones."

After the battle, the defeated was helped from the field. He spit

forth clotted gore. His head rolled from side to side, until he fell

unconscious.

Third, wrestling; fourth, foot-race; fifth, fencing; sixth, throwing the

iron mass or bar; seventh, archery, and last, throwing the javelin.

All of these games were in honor of Patroclus. This is the same

Patroclus who, according to Shakespeare, addressed Achilles in these

words:

"In the battle-field I claim no special praise;

'Tis not for man in all things to excel--"

"Rouse yourself, and the weak wanton Cupid

Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold,

And, like a dew-drop from the lion's mane,

Be shook to air."

These games were all born of the instinct of self-defence. The chariot

was used in war. Man should know the use of his hands, to the end that

he may repel assault. He should know the use of the sword, to the end

that he may strike down his enemy. He should be skillful with the arrow,

to the same end. If overpowered, he seeks safety in flight--he should

therefore know how to run. So, too, he could preserve himself by the

skillful throwing of the javelin, and in the close encounter a knowledge

of wrestling might save his life.

Man has always been a fighting animal, and the art of self-defence is

nearly as important now as ever--and will be, until man rises to that

supreme height from which he will be able to see that no one can commit

a crime against another without injuring himself.

The Greeks knew that the body bears a certain relation to the soul--that

the better the body--other things being equal--the greater the

mind. They also knew that the body could be developed, and that such

development would give or add to the health, the courage, the endurance,

the self-confidence, the independence and the morality of the human

race. They knew, too, that health was the foundation, the corner-stone,

of happiness.

They knew that human beings should know something about themselves,

something of the capacities of body and mind, to the end that they might

ascertain the relation between conduct and happiness, between temperance

and health.

It is needless to say that the Greeks were the most intellectual of all

races, and that they were in love with beauty, with proportion, with the

splendor of the body and of mind; and so great was their admiration

for the harmoniously developed, that Sophocles had the honor of walking

naked at the head of a great procession.

The Greeks, through their love of physical and mental development, gave

us the statues--the most precious of all inanimate things--of far more

worth than all the diamonds and rubies and pearls that ever glittered in

crowns and tiaras, on altars or thrones, or, flashing, rose and fell on

woman's billowed breast. In these marbles we find the highest types of

life, of superb endeavor and supreme repose. In looking at them we feel

that blood flows, that hearts throb and souls aspire. These miracles of

art are the richest legacies the ancient world has left our race.

The nations in love with life, have games. To them existence is

exultation. They are fond of nature. They, seek the woods and streams.

They love the winds and waves of the sea. They enjoy the poem of the

day, the drama of the year.

Our Puritan fathers were oppressed with a sense of infinite

responsibility. They were disconsolate and sad, and no more thought

of sport, except the flogging of; Quakers, than shipwrecked wretches

huddled on a raft would turn their attention to amateur theatricals.

For many centuries the body was regarded as a decaying; casket, in

which had been placed the gem called the soul, and the nearer rotten the

casket the more brilliant the jewel.

In those blessed days, the diseased were sainted and insanity born

of fasting and self-denial and abuse of the body, was looked upon as

evidence of inspiration. Cleanliness was not next to godliness--it

was the opposite; and in those days, what was known as "the odor of

sanctity" had a substantial foundation. Diseased bodies produced all

kinds of mental maladies. There is a direct relation between sickness

and superstition. Everybody knows that Calvinism was the child of

indigestion.

Spooks and phantoms hover about the undeveloped and diseased, as

vultures sail above the dead.

Our ancestors had the idea that they ought to be spiritual, and that

good health was inconsistent with the highest forms of piety. This

heresy crept into the minds even of secular writers, and the novelists

described their heroines as weak and languishing, pale as lilies, and in

the place of health's brave flag they put the hectic flush.

Weakness was interesting, and fainting captured the hearts of all.

Nothing was so attractive as a society belle with a drug-store

attachment.

People became ashamed of labor, and consequently, of the evidences

of labor. They avoided "sun-burnt mirth"--were proud of pallor, and

regarded small, white hands as proof that they had noble blood within

their veins. It was a joy to be too weak to work, too languishing to

labor.

The tide has turned. People are becoming sensible enough to desire

health, to admire physical development, symmetry of form, and we now

know that a race with little feet and hands has passed the climax and is

traveling toward the eternal night.

When the central force is strong, men and women are full of life to

the finger tips. When the fires burn low, they begin to shrivel at the

extremities--the hands and feet grow small, and the mental flame wavers

and wanes.

To be self-respecting we must be self-supporting.

Nobility is a question of character, not of birth.

Honor cannot be received as alms--it must be earned.

It is the brow that makes the wreath of glory green.

All exercise should be for the sake of development--that is to say, for

the sake of health, and for the sake of the mind--all to the end that

the person may become better, greater, more useful. The gymnast or the

athelete should seek for health as the student should seek for truth;

but when athletics degenerate into mere personal contests, they become

dangerous, because the contestants lose sight of health, as in the

excitement of debate the students prefer personal victory to the

ascertainment of truth.

There is another thing to be avoided by all athletic clubs, and that is,

anything that tends to brutalize, destroy or dull the finer feelings.

Nothing is more disgusting, more disgraceful, than pugilism--nothing

more demoralizing than an exhibition of strength united with ferocity,

and where the very body developed by exercise is mutilated and

disfigured.

Sports that can by no possibility give pleasure, except to the

unfeeling, the hardened and the really brainless, should be avoided.

No gentleman should countenance rabbit-coursing, fighting of dogs, the

shooting of pigeons, simply as an exhibition of skill.

All these things are calculated to demoralize and brutalize not only

the actors, but the lookers on. Such sports are savage, fit only to be

participated in and enjoyed by the cannibals of Central Africa or the

anthropoid apes.

Find what a man enjoys--what he laughs at--what he calls diversion--and

you know what he is. Think of a man calling himself civilized, who is in

raptures at a bull fight--who smiles when he sees the hounds pursue and

catch and tear in pieces the timid hare, and who roars with laughter

when he watches the pugilists pound each other's faces, closing each

other's eyes, breaking jaws and smashing noses. Such men are beneath

the animals they torture--on a level with the pugilists they applaud.

Gentlemen should hold such sports in unspeakable contempt. No man finds

pleasure in inflicting pain.

In every public school there should be a gymnasium.

It is useless to cram minds and deform bodies. Hands should be educated

as well as heads. All should be taught the sports and games that require

mind, muscle, nerve and judgment.

Even those who labor should take exercise, to the end that the whole

body may be developed. Those who work at one employment become deformed.

Proportion is lost. But where harmony is preserved by the proper

exercise, even old age is beautiful.

To the well developed, to the strong, life seems rich, obstacles small,

and success easy. They laugh at cold and storm. Whatever the season may

be their hearts are filled with summer.

Millions go from the cradle to the coffin without knowing what it is

to live. They simply succeed in postponing death. Without appetites,

without passions, without struggle, they slowly rot in a waveless pool.

They never know the glory of success, the rapture of the fight.

To become effeminate is to invite misery. In the most delicate bodies

may be found the most degraded souls. It was the Duchess Josiane whose

pampered flesh became so sensitive that she thought of hell as a place

where people were compelled to sleep between coarse sheets.

We need the open air--we need the experience of heat and cold. We need

not only the rewards and caresses, but the discipline of our mother

Nature. Life is not all sunshine, neither is it all storm, but man

should be enabled to enjoy the one and to withstand the other.

I believe in the religion of the body--of physical development--in

devotional exercise--in the beatitudes of cheerfulness, good health,

good food, good clothes, comradeship, generosity, and above all, in

happiness. I believe in salvation here and now. Salvation from deformity

and disease--from weakness and pain--from ennui and insanity. I believe

in heaven here and now--the heaven of health and good digestion--of

strength and long life--of usefulness and joy. I believe in the builders

and defenders of homes.

The gentlemen whom we honor to-night have done a great work. To their

energy we are indebted for the nearest perfect, for the grandest

athletic clubhouse in the world. Let these clubs multiply. Let the

example be followed, until our country is filled with physical and

intellectual athletes--superb fathers, perfect mothers, and every child

an heir to health and joy.

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