VOLUME ONE, CHAPTER TEN.

Troy, like a modern academy, is classical, as well as commercial, having

Mount Olympus on one side, and Mount Ida in its rear. The panorama from

the summit of the latter is splendid. A few years back a portion of

Mount Ida made a slip, and the avalanche destroyed several cottages and

five or six individuals. The avalanche took place on a dark night and

in a heavy snow storm. Two brick kilns were lighted at the time, and,

as the mountain swept them away, the blaze of the disturbed fires called

out the fire engines, otherwise more lives would have been lost.

Houses, stables, and sheds, were all hurled away together. Horses,

children, and women, rolled together in confusion. One child had a very

strange escape. It had been forced out of its bed, and was found on the

top of a huge mass of clay, weighing forty or fifty tons; he was crying,

and asking who had put him there. Had all the inhabitants of the

cottages been within, at least forty must have perished; but

notwithstanding the severity of the weather, the day being Sunday, they

had all gone to evening meeting, and thus, being good Christians, they

were for once rewarded for it on this side of the grave.

As I surveyed the busy scene below me, the gentleman who accompanied me

to the summit of the mountain, informed me that forty-three years ago

his father was the first settler, and that then there was but his one

hut in the place where now stood the splendid town.

But signs of the times were manifest here also. Commerce had stopped

for the present, and a long line of canal boats was laid up for want of

employment.

I remained two hours perched upon the top of the mountain. I should not

have staid so long, perhaps, had they not brought me a basket of

cherries, so that I could gratify more senses than one. I felt

becomingly classical whilst sitting on the precise birth-place of

Jupiter, attended by Pomona, with Troy at my feet, and Mount Olympus in

the distance; but I was obliged to descend to lumber and gin-slings, and

I set off for Albany, where I had an engagement, having been invited to

attend at the examination of the young ladies at the seminary.

Here again is a rivalry between Albany and Troy, each of them glorying

in possessing the largest seminary for the education of young ladies,

who are sent from every State of the Union, to be finished off at one or

the other of them. Here, and indeed in many other establishments, the

young ladies now quitting it have diplomas given to them, if they pass

their examinations satisfactorily. They are educated upon a system

which would satisfy even Miss Martineau, and prepared to exercise the

rights of which she complains that women have been so unjustly deprived.

Conceive three hundred modern Portias, who regularly take their

degrees, and emerge from the portico of the seminary full of algebra,

equality, and the theory of the constitution! The quantity and variety

crammed into them is beyond all calculation. The examination takes

place yearly, to prove to the parents that the preceptors have, done

their duty, and is in itself very innocent, as it only causes the young

ladies to blush a little.

This afternoon they were examined in algebra, and their performance was

very creditable. Under a certain age girls are certainly much quicker

than boys, and I presume would retain what they learnt if it were not

for their subsequent duties in making puddings, and nursing babies. Yet

there are affairs which must be performed by one sex or the other, and

of what use can algebra and other abstruse matters be to a woman in her

present state of domestic thraldom.

The theory of the American constitution was the next subject on which

they were examined; by their replies, this appeared to be to them more

abstruse than algebra: but the fact is, women are born tories, and admit

no other than petticoat government as legitimate.

The next day we again repaired to the hall, and French was the language

in which they were to be examined, and the examination afforded us much

amusement.

The young ladies sat down in rows on one side of the room. In the

centre, towards the end, was an easel, on which was placed a large black

board on which they worked with chalk the questions in algebra,

etcetera,--a towel hanging to it, that they might wipe out and correct.

The French preceptor, an old Emigre Count, sat down with the examiners

before the board, the visitors (chiefly composed of anxious papas and

mammas) being seated on benches behind them. As it happened, I had

taken my seat close to the examining board, and at some little distance

from the other persons who were deputed or invited to attend. I don't

knew how I came there. I believe I had come in too late; but there I

was, within three feet of every young lady who came up to the board.

"Now, messieurs, have the kindness to ask any question you please," said

the old Count. "Mademoiselle, you will have the goodness to step

forward." A question was proposed in English, which the young lady had

to write down in French. The very first went wrong: I perceived it, and

without looking at her, pronounced the right word, so that she could

hear it. She caught it, rubbed out the wrong word with the towel, and

rectified it. This was carried on through the whole sentence, and then

she retreated from the board that her work might be examined. "Very

well, very well, indeed, Miss, c'est parfaitement bien;" and the young

lady sat down blushing. Thus were they all called up, and one after

another prompted by me; and the old Count was delighted at the success

of his pupils.

Now, what amused me in this was the little bit of human nature; the

_tact_ displayed by the sex, which appears to be innate, and which never

deserts them. Had I prompted a boy, he would most likely have turned

his head round towards me, and thus have revealed what I was about; but

not one of the whole class was guilty of such indiscretion. They heard

me, rubbed out, corrected, waited for the word when they did not know

it, but never by any look or sign made it appear that there was any

understanding between us. Their eyes were constantly fixed on the

board, and they appeared not to know that I was in the room. It was

really beautiful. When the examination was over, I received a look from

them all, half comic, half serious, which amply repaid me for my

assistance.

As young ladies are assembled here from every State of the Union, it was

a _fair_ criterion of American beauty, and it must be acknowledged that

the American women are the _prettiest_ in the whole world.

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