UNMUSICAL BOXES.

It was a sage of the gentler sex who, after many years of experience,

remarked that "men are queer!" That they are so in a positive sense no

shrewd observer of mankind would deny, but that they are so

comparatively or absolutely would be a very hardy assertion. If the

queen of the household is of opinion that her associate majesty is

very queer because he enjoys a torrid height of the mercury in the

drawing-room, he holds probably a similar view of her fondness in the

dining-room for what he describes as burnt beef. A hopeless bachelor

who prided himself upon what he defiantly called his freedom, used to

say, with an air of commiseration and extreme caution, that he

supposed his married friends were probably what they called happy. But

he added that he never knew any of the happy pairs to agree upon the

proper warmth of a room, or the true turn of a roast, or the just

amount of fresh air. Still, he said, demurely, I do not assert that

their matrimonial felicity was not great.

But the axiom of the sage of the better sex, that men are queer, has

been strongly confirmed by a recent decision of the authorities of the

Metropolitan Opera-house in New York. That important body, producing

the figures, has announced in effect that as it is clear from the

accounts that the presentation of German opera is more profitable than

that of Italian and French opera combined, it is evident that the

public desires to hear Italian and French opera, and therefore for the

present the German opera will be discontinued. This is certainly

delightful proof that men are queer, and that one respected group of

them by a signal display of queerness are anxious to contribute to the

gayety of nations. It is a striking illustration of the superiority of

man to money, and in the mad struggle for a mere material advantage,

this devotion to pure art, condemning the expense, is a noble tribute

to the unselfishness of human nature.

Another view has been advanced which is also interesting to the

student of mankind. It is put in this way, that if the cost of the

Italian and French opera should be a hundred thousand dollars in a

season more than that of the German, yet it will be gladly paid by

those denizens of boxes who have an insatiable desire to proceed with

their intellectual cultivation by audible conversation during the

performance. The argument is that these devotees of the intellect hold

that nothing is lost by not hearing the Italian and French music, and

that the evening can be much more profitably devoted to the

stimulating conversation which takes place in an opera box.

Still another view is even more honorable to the boxes, while it does

not depreciate the performance. This view holds that the operatic

situation offers a choice of delights, an embarrassment of riches.

Charming and elevating as the music may be, yet still more lofty and

inspiring is the conversation, and the boxes are therefore compelled

to an alternative, and very naturally and properly choose their own

talk to the music. The decision of the authorities may be consequently

held to be designed to secure a continuation of conversation in the

boxes upon the lowest terms of loss.

This cannot but be regarded by a judicious public as a wise

conclusion. It is, of course, desirable that the wit and wisdom of the

box chat should continue, but at the least sacrifice; and the least

sacrifice seems to be considered the Italian and French opera together

with a certain sum of money. Upon these lowest terms every friend of

humanity will be glad to know that the colloquial delights of the

boxes will be perpetuated. It is even hinted also that there will be

no disposition in an unmannerly parquet to hiss the interruption of

Italian and French opera. If the boxes think fit upon intellectual

grounds to accompany the dying falls of French and Italian strains

with a cheerful murmur of talk, the parquet will acquiesce without a

sense of loss, if, indeed, upon such occasions there should be any

parquet remaining.

The noble sacrifice of those public benefactors, the unmusical boxes,

is still more strikingly illustrated by the fact that the Italian

opera droops in other operatic countries as with us, and that not only

in England, which has been the El Dorado of the artists of the

Southern school, but in Italy itself, the opera of Italy has declined.

The truth probably is that for some time in all musically cultivated

countries Italian opera, which was a traditional fashion, was largely

maintained as a social opportunity under conditions which most favored

personal display and made the least intellectual demand. It supplied

also to the society in the boxes at the San Carlo, the Pergola, the

Scala, the Italiens, and Her Majesty's, the entertainment, in the

persons of famous prima-donnas, of an extraordinary vocal performance.

The charm of that performance was undeniable. The rippling and

glittering gayety of Rossini, the sweet and tender melody of Bellini,

the sparkle of Auber, the romantic pathos of Donizetti, the brilliant

melodramatic strain of Verdi--none who have felt the spell will deny

the enchantment. But _tempora mutantur_; one age with its spirit and

taste succeeds another. A deeper, stronger, more earnest taste in

music, a higher general cultivation, another theory of opera, have

come into the house and seated themselves in the parquet, and look

askance at the boxes as the Quartier St. Antoine looked upon the

Faubourg St. Germain. The boxes, with the innocent ignorance of the

_oeil-de-boeuf_, propose to maintain the old order, to stand by

Bellini and Donizetti and the last half-century. It is touching and

interesting. _Vive l'opera italienne! Vivent les loges!_ So Marie

Antoinette appeared in the balcony of the banqueting hall at

Versailles, and so the _garde du roi_ sprang to its feet with gallant

enthusiasm, rattling its sabres and pledging the Queen. It is a heroic

story, a romantic tradition.--And the Queen? And the _garde du roi_?

The authorities of the opera invite the city to an interesting

entertainment. Nothing has seemed more natural than the precedence of

German opera at a time in which the German musical genius and

cultivation are dominant, and in a city in which the German audience

abounds. And now, for our pleasure, Sisyphus will take a turn at the

stone, and the lovely Danaides of the boxes, in the shining garments

of Worth, with soft disdain of difficulty, will essay with sieves of

the finest texture to bale out the ocean.

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