Two weeks following this letter he could endure the suspense no

longer, and on August 29th sailed once more for America. In New

York, Clemens settled down at the Players Club, where he could live

cheaply, and undertook some literary work while he was casting about

for ways and means to relieve the financial situation. Nothing

promising occurred, until one night at the Murray Hill Hotel he was

introduced by Dr. Clarence C. Rice to Henry H. Rogers, of the

Standard Oil group of financiers. Rogers had a keen sense of humor

and had always been a great admirer of Mark Twain's work. It was a

mirthful evening, and certainly an eventful one in Mark Twain's

life. A day or two later Doctor Rice asked the millionaire to

interest himself a little in Clemens's business affairs, which he

thought a good deal confused. Just what happened is not remembered

now, but from the date of the next letter we realize that a

discussion of the matter by Clemens and Rogers must have followed

pretty promptly.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Europe:

Oct. 18, '93.

DEAR, DEAR SWEETHEART,--I don't seem to get even half a chance to write

you, these last two days, and yet there's lots to say.

Apparently everything is at last settled as to the giveaway of L. A. L.,

and the papers will be signed and the transfer made to-morrow morning.

Meantime I have got the best and wisest man in the whole Standard Oil

group of mufti-millionaires a good deal interested in looking into the

type-setter (this is private, don't mention it.) He has been searching

into that thing for three weeks, and yesterday he said to me, "I find the

machine to be all you represented it--I have here exhaustive reports from

my own experts, and I know every detail of its capacity, its immense

value, its construction, cost, history, and all about its inventor's

character. I know that the New York Co. and the Chicago Co. are both

stupid, and that they are unbusinesslike people, destitute of money and

in a hopeless boggle."

Then he told me the scheme he had planned, then said: "If I can arrange

with these people on this basis--it will take several weeks to find out

--I will see to it that they get the money they need. Then the thing will

move right along and your royalties will cease to be waste paper. I will

post you the minute my scheme fails or succeeds. In the meantime, you

stop walking the floor. Go off to the country and try to be gay. You

may have to go to walking again, but don't begin till I tell you my

scheme has failed." And he added: "Keep me posted always as to where you

are--for if I need you and can use you--I want to know where to put my

hand on you."

If I should even divulge the fact that the Standard Oil is merely talking

remotely about going into the type-setter, it would send my royalties up.

With worlds and worlds of love and kisses to you all,

SAML.

With so great a burden of care shifted to the broad financial shoulders

of H. H. Rogers, Mark Twain's spirits went ballooning, soaring toward the

stars. He awoke, too, to some of the social gaieties about him, and

found pleasure in the things that in the hour of his gloom had seemed

mainly mockery. We find him going to a Sunday evening at Howells's, to

John Mackay's, and elsewhere.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

Dec. 2, '93.

LIVY DARLING,--Last night at John Mackay's the dinner consisted of soup,

raw oysters, corned beef and cabbage, and something like a custard.

I ate without fear or stint, and yet have escaped all suggestion of

indigestion. The men present were old gray Pacific-coasters whom I knew

when I and they were young and not gray. The talk was of the days when

we went gypsying a long time ago--thirty years. Indeed it was a talk of

the dead. Mainly that. And of how they looked, and the harum-scarum

things they did and said. For there were no cares in that life, no aches

and pains, and not time enough in the day (and three-fourths of the

night) to work off one's surplus vigor and energy. Of the mid-night

highway robbery joke played upon me with revolvers at my head on the

windswept and desolate Gold Hill Divide, no witness is left but me, the

victim. All the friendly robbers are gone. These old fools last night

laughed till they cried over the particulars of that old forgotten crime.

John Mackay has no family here but a pet monkey--a most affectionate and

winning little devil. But he makes trouble for the servants, for he is

full of curiosity and likes to take everything out of the drawers and

examine it minutely; and he puts nothing back. The examinations of

yesterday count for nothing to-day--he makes a new examination every day.

But he injures nothing.

I went with Laffan to the Racquet Club the other night and played,

billiards two hours without starting up any rheumatism. I suppose it was

all really taken out of me in Berlin.

Richard Harding Davis spoke yesterday of Clara's impersonations at Mrs.

Van Rensselaer's here and said they were a wonderful piece of work.

Livy dear, I do hope you are comfortable, as to quarters and food at the

Hotel Brighton. But if you're not don't stay there. Make one more

effort--don't give it up. Dear heart, this is from one who loves you

--which is Saml.

It was decided that Rogers and Clemens should make a trip to Chicago

to investigate personally the type-setter situation there. Clemens

reports the details of the excursion to Mrs. Clemens in a long

subdivided letter, most of which has no general interest and is here

omitted. The trip, as a whole, would seem to have been

satisfactory. The personal portions of the long Christmas letter

may properly be preserved.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

THE PLAYERS, Xmas, 1893.

No. 1.

Merry Xmas, my darling, and all my darlings! I arrived from Chicago

close upon midnight last night, and wrote and sent down my Christmas

cablegram before undressing: "Merry Xmas! Promising progress made in

Chicago." It would get to the telegraph office toward 8 this morning and

reach you at luncheon.

I was vaguely hoping, all the past week, that my Xmas cablegram would be

definite, and make you all jump with jubilation; but the thought always

intruded itself, "You are not going out there to negotiate with a man,

but with a louse. This makes results uncertain."

I was asleep as Christmas struck upon the clock at mid night, and didn't

wake again till two hours ago. It is now half past 10 Xmas morning; I

have had my coffee and bread, and shan't get out of bed till it is time

to dress for Mrs. Laflan's Christmas dinner this evening--where I shall

meet Bram Stoker and must make sure about that photo with Irving's

autograph. I will get the picture and he will attend to the rest. In

order to remember and not forget--well, I will go there with my dress

coat wrong side out; it will cause remark and then I shall remember.

No. 2 and 3.

I tell you it was interesting! The Chicago campaign, I mean. On the way

out Mr. Rogers would plan out the campaign while I walked the floor and

smoked and assented. Then he would close it up with a snap and drop it

and we would totally change the subject and take up the scenery, etc.

(Here follows the long detailed report of the Chicago conference, of

interest only to the parties directly concerned.)

No. 4.

We had nice tripe, going and coming. Mr. Rogers had telegraphed the

Pennsylvania Railroad for a couple of sections for us in the fast train

leaving at 2 p. m. the 22nd. The Vice President telegraphed back that

every berth was engaged (which was not true--it goes without saying) but

that he was sending his own car for us. It was mighty nice and

comfortable. In its parlor it had two sofas, which could become beds at

night. It had four comfortably-cushioned cane arm-chairs. It had a very

nice bedroom with a wide bed in it; which I said I would take because I

believed I was a little wider than Mr. Rogers--which turned out to be

true; so I took it. It had a darling back-porch--railed, roofed and

roomy; and there we sat, most of the time, and viewed the scenery and

talked, for the weather was May weather, and the soft dream-pictures of

hill and river and mountain and sky were clear and away beyond anything I

have ever seen for exquisiteness and daintiness.

The colored waiter knew his business, and the colored cook was a finished

artist. Breakfasts: coffee with real cream; beefsteaks, sausage, bacon,

chops, eggs in various ways, potatoes in various--yes, and quite

wonderful baked potatoes, and hot as fire. Dinners--all manner of

things, including canvas-back duck, apollinaris, claret, champagne, etc.

We sat up chatting till midnight, going and coming; seldom read a line,

day or night, though we were well fixed with magazines, etc.; then I

finished off with a hot Scotch and we went to bed and slept till 9.30a.m.

I honestly tried to pay my share of hotel bills, fees, etc., but I was

not allowed--and I knew the reason why, and respected the motive. I will

explain when I see you, and then you will understand.

We were 25 hours going to Chicago; we were there 24 hours; we were 30

hours returning. Brisk work, but all of it enjoyable. We insisted on

leaving the car at Philadelphia so that our waiter and cook (to whom Mr.

R. gave $10 apiece,) could have their Christmas-eve at home.

Mr. Rogers's carriage was waiting for us in Jersey City and deposited me

at the Players. There--that's all. This letter is to make up for the

three letterless days. I love you, dear heart, I love you all.

SAML.

XXXIV

LETTERS 1894. A WINTER IN NEW YORK. BUSINESS FAILURE.

END OF THE MACHINE

The beginning of the new year found Mark Twain sailing buoyantly on a

tide of optimism. He believed that with H. H. Rogers as his financial

pilot he could weather safely any storm or stress. He could divert

himself, or rest, or work, and consider his business affairs with

interest and amusement, instead of with haggard anxiety. He ran over to

Hartford to see an amateur play; to Boston to give a charity reading; to

Fair Haven to open the library which Mr. Rogers had established there; he

attended gay dinners, receptions, and late studio parties, acquiring the

name of the "Belle of New York." In the letters that follow we get the

echo of some of these things. The Mrs. Rice mentioned in the next brief

letter was the wife of Dr. Clarence C. Rice, who had introduced

H. H. Rogers to Mark Twain.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

Jan. 12, '94

Livy darling, I came down from Hartford yesterday with Kipling, and he

and Hutton and I had the small smoking compartment to ourselves and found

him at last at his ease, and not shy. He was very pleasant company

indeed. He is to be in the city a week, and I wish I could invite him to

dinner, but it won't do. I should be interrupted by business, of course.

The construction of a contract that will suit Paige's lawyer (not Paige)

turns out to be very difficult. He is embarrassed by earlier advice to

Paige, and hates to retire from it and stultify himself. The

negotiations are being conducted, by means of tedious long telegrams and

by talks over the long-distance telephone. We keep the wires loaded.

Dear me, dinner is ready. So Mrs. Rice says.

With worlds of love,

SAML.

Clemens and Oliver Wendell Holmes had met and become friends soon after

the publication of Innocents Abroad, in 1869. Now, twenty-five years

later, we find a record of what without doubt was their last meeting.

It occurred at the home of Mrs. James T. Field.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

BOSTON, Jan. 25, '94.

Livy darling, I am caught out worse this time than ever before, in the

matter of letters. Tuesday morning I was smart enough to finish and mail

my long letter to you before breakfast--for I was suspecting that I would

not have another spare moment during the day. It turned out just so.

In a thoughtless moment I agreed to come up here and read for the poor.

I did not reflect that it would cost me three days. I could not get

released. Yesterday I had myself called at 8 and ran out to Mr. Rogers's

house at 9, and talked business until half past 10; then caught 11

o'clock train and arrived here at 6; was shaven and dressed by 7 and

ready for dinner here in Mrs. Field's charming house.

Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes never goes out now (he is in his 84th year,)

but he came out this time-said he wanted to "have a time" once more with

me.

Mrs. Fields said Aldrich begged to come and went away crying because she

wouldn't let him. She allowed only her family (Sarah Orne Jewett and

sister) to be present, because much company would overtax Dr. Holmes.

Well, he was just delightful! He did as brilliant and beautiful talking

(and listening) as ever he did in his life, I guess. Fields and Jewett

said he hadn't been in such splendid form in years. He had ordered his

carriage for 9.

The coachman sent in for him at 9; but he said, "Oh, nonsense!--leave

glories and grandeurs like these? Tell him to go away and come in an

hour!"

At 10 he was called for again, and Mrs. Fields, getting uneasy, rose, but

he wouldn't go--and so we rattled ahead the same as ever. Twice more

Mrs. Fields rose, but he wouldn't go--and he didn't go till half past 10

--an unwarrantable dissipation for him in these days. He was

prodigiously complimentary about some of my books, and is having

Pudd'nhead read to him. I told him you and I used the Autocrat as a

courting book and marked it all through, and that you keep it in the

sacred green box with the love letters, and it pleased him.

Good-bye, my dear darling, it is 15 minutes to dinner and I'm not dressed

yet. I have a reception to-night and will be out very late at that place

and at Irving's Theatre where I have a complimentary box. I wish you

were all here.

SAML.

In the next letter we meet James J. Corbett--"Gentleman Jim," as he

was sometimes called--the champion pugilist of that day.

The Howells incident so amusingly dramatized will perhaps be more

appreciated if the reader remembers that Mark Twain himself had at

intervals been a mind-healing enthusiast. Indeed, in spite of his

strictures on Mrs. Eddy, his interest in the subject of mind-cure

continued to the end of his life.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

Sunday, 9.30 a. m.

Livy dear, when we got out to the house last night, Mrs. Rogers, who is

up and around, now, didn't want to go down stairs to dinner, but Mr. R.

persuaded her and we had a very good time indeed. By 8 o'clock we were

down again and bought a fifteen-dollar box in the Madison Square Garden

(Rogers bought it, not I,) then he went and fetched Dr. Rice while I

(went) to the Players and picked up two artists--Reid and Simmons--and

thus we filled 5 of the 6 seats. There was a vast multitude of people in

the brilliant place. Stanford White came along presently and invited me

to go to the World-Champion's dressing room, which I was very glad to do.

Corbett has a fine face and is modest and diffident, besides being the

most perfectly and beautifully constructed human animal in the world.

I said:

"You have whipped Mitchell, and maybe you will whip Jackson in June--but

you are not done, then. You will have to tackle me."

He answered, so gravely that one might easily have thought him in

earnest:

"No--I am not going to meet you in the ring. It is not fair or right to

require it. You might chance to knock me out, by no merit of your own,

but by a purely accidental blow; and then my reputation would be gone and

you would have a double one. You have got fame enough and you ought not

to want to take mine away from me."

Corbett was for a long time a clerk in the Nevada Bank in San Francisco.

There were lots of little boxing matches, to entertain the crowd: then at

last Corbett appeared in the ring and the 8,000 people present went mad

with enthusiasm. My two artists went mad about his form. They said they

had never seen anything that came reasonably near equaling its perfection

except Greek statues, and they didn't surpass it.

Corbett boxed 3 rounds with the middle-weight Australian champion--oh,

beautiful to see!--then the show was over and we struggled out through a

perfect wash of humanity. When we reached the street I found I had left

my arctics in the box. I had to have them, so Simmons said he would go

back and get them, and I didn't dissuade him. I couldn't see how he was

going to make his way a single yard into that solid oncoming wave of

people--yet he must plow through it full 50 yards. He was back with the

shoes in 3 minutes!

How do you reckon he accomplished that miracle? By saying:

"Way, gentlemen, please--coming to fetch Mr. Corbett's overshoes."

The word flew from mouth to mouth, the Red Sea divided, and Simmons

walked comfortably through and back, dry shod. Simmons (this was

revealed to me under seal of secrecy by Reid) is the hero of "Gwen," and

he and Gwen's author were once engaged to marry. This is "fire-escape"

Simmons, the inveterate talker, you know: "Exit--in case of Simmons."

I had an engagement at a beautiful dwelling close to the Players for

10.30; I was there by 10.45. Thirty cultivated and very musical ladies

and gentlemen present--all of them acquaintances and many of them

personal friends of mine. That wonderful Hungarian Band was there (they

charge $500 for an evening.) Conversation and Band until midnight; then a

bite of supper; then the company was compactly grouped before me and I

told about Dr. B. E. Martin and the etchings, and followed it with the

Scotch-Irish Christening. My, but the Martin is a darling story! Next,

the head tenor from the Opera sang half a dozen great songs that set the

company wild, yes, mad with delight, that nobly handsome young Damrosch

accompanying on the piano.

Just a little pause--then the Band burst out into an explosion of weird

and tremendous dance music, a Hungarian celebrity and his wife took the

floor--I followed; I couldn't help it; the others drifted in, one by one,

and it was Onteora over again.

By half past 4 I had danced all those people down--and yet was not tired;

merely breathless. I was in bed at 5, and asleep in ten minutes. Up at

9 and presently at work on this letter to you. I think I wrote until 2

or half past. Then I walked leisurely out to Mr. Rogers's (it is called

3 miles but it is short of it) arriving at 3.30, but he was out

--to return at 5.30--(and a person was in, whom I don't particularly like)

--so I didn't stay, but dropped over and chatted with the Howellses until

6.

First, Howells and I had a chat together. I asked about Mrs. H. He said

she was fine, still steadily improving, and nearly back to her old best

health. I asked (as if I didn't know):

"What do you attribute this strange miracle to?"

"Mind-cure--simply mind-cure."

"Lord, what a conversion! You were a scoffer three months ago."

"I? I wasn't."

"You were. You made elaborate fun of me in this very room."

"I did not, Clemens."

"It's a lie, Howells, you did."

I detailed to him the conversation of that time--with the stately

argument furnished by Boyesen in the fact that a patient had actually

been killed by a mind-curist; and Howells's own smart remark that when

the mind-curist is done with you, you have to call in a "regular" at last

because the former can't procure you a burial permit.

At last he gave in--he said he remembered that talk, but had now been a

mind-curist so long it was difficult for him to realize that he had ever

been anything else.

Mrs. H. came skipping in, presently, the very person, to a dot, that she

used to be, so many years ago.

Mrs. H. said: "People may call it what they like, but it is just

hypnotism, and that's all it is--hypnotism pure and simple. Mind-cure!

--the idea! Why, this woman that cured me hasn't got any mind. She's a

good creature, but she's dull and dumb and illiterate and--"

"Now Eleanor!"

"I know what I'm talking about!--don't I go there twice a week? And Mr.

Clemens, if you could only see her wooden and satisfied face when she

snubs me for forgetting myself and showing by a thoughtless remark that

to me weather is still weather, instead of being just an abstraction and

a superstition--oh, it's the funniest thing you ever saw! A-n-d-when she

tilts up her nose-well, it's--it's--Well it's that kind of a nose that--"

"Now Eleanor!--the woman is not responsible for her nose--" and so-on and

so-on. It didn't seem to me that I had any right to be having this feast

and you not there.

She convinced me before she got through, that she and William James are

right--hypnotism and mind-cure are the same thing; no difference between

them. Very well; the very source, the very center of hypnotism is Paris.

Dr. Charcot's pupils and disciples are right there and ready to your hand

without fetching poor dear old Susy across the stormy sea. Let Mrs.

Mackay (to whom I send my best respects), tell you whom to go to to learn

all you need to learn and how to proceed. Do, do it, honey. Don't lose

a minute.

.....At 11 o'clock last night Mr. Rogers said:

"I am able to feel physical fatigue--and I feel it now. You never show

any, either in your eyes or your movements; do you ever feel any?"

I was able to say that I had forgotten what that feeling was like. Don't

you remember how almost impossible it was for me to tire myself at the

Villa? Well, it is just so in New York. I go to bed unfatigued at 3,

I get up fresh and fine six hours later. I believe I have taken only one

daylight nap since I have been here.

When the anchor is down, then I shall say:

"Farewell--a long farewell--to business! I will never touch it again!"

I will live in literature, I will wallow in it, revel in it, I will swim

in ink! Joan of Arc--but all this is premature; the anchor is not down

yet.

To-morrow (Tuesday) I will add a P. S. if I've any to add; but, whether

or no, I must mail this to morrow, for the mail steamer goes next day.

5.30 p. m. Great Scott, this is Tuesday! I must rush this letter into

the mail instantly.

Tell that sassy Ben I've got her welcome letter, and I'll write her as

soon as I get a daylight chance. I've most time at night, but I'd

druther write daytimes.

SAML.

The Reid and Simmons mentioned in the foregoing were Robert Reid and

Edward Simmons, distinguished painter--the latter a brilliant,

fluent, and industrious talker. The title; "Fire-escape Simmons,"

which Clemens gives him, originated when Oliver Herford, whose

quaint wit has so long delighted New-Yorkers, one day pinned up by

the back door of the Players the notice: "Exit in case of Simmons."

Gwen, a popular novel of that day, was written by Blanche Willis

Howard.

"Jamie" Dodge, in the next letter, was the son of Mrs. Mary Mapes

Dodge, editor of St. Nicholas.

To Clara Clemens, in Paris:

MR. ROGERS'S OFFICE, Feb. 5, '94.

Dear Benny--I was intending to answer your letter to-day, but I am away

down town, and will simply whirl together a sentence or two for

good-fellowship. I have bought photographs of Coquelin and Jane Hading

and will ask them to sign them. I shall meet Coquelin tomorrow night,

and if Hading is not present I will send her picture to her by somebody.

I am to breakfast with Madame Nordica in a few days, and meantime I hope

to get a good picture of her to sign. She was of the breakfast company

yesterday, but the picture of herself which she signed and gave me does

not do her majestic beauty justice.

I am too busy to attend to the photo-collecting right, because I have to

live up to the name which Jamie Dodge has given me--the "Belle of New

York"--and it just keeps me rushing. Yesterday I had engagements to

breakfast at noon, dine at 3, and dine again at 7. I got away from the

long breakfast at 2 p. m., went and excused myself from the 3 o'clock

dinner, then lunched with Mrs. Dodge in 58th street, returned to the

Players and dressed, dined out at 9, and was back at Mrs. Dodge's at

10 p. m. where we had magic-lantern views of a superb sort, and a lot of

yarns until an hour after midnight, and got to bed at 2 this morning

--a good deal of a gain on my recent hours. But I don't get tired; I

sleep as sound as a dead person, and always wake up fresh and strong

--usually at exactly 9.

I was at breakfast lately where people of seven separate nationalities

sat and the seven languages were going all the time. At my side sat

a charming gentleman who was a delightful and active talker, and

interesting. He talked glibly to those folks in all those seven

languages and still had a language to spare! I wanted to kill him, for

very envy.

I greet you with love and kisses.

PAPA.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

Feb.--.

Livy dear, last night I played billiards with Mr. Rogers until 11, then

went to Robert Reid's studio and had a most delightful time until 4 this

morning. No ladies were invited this time. Among the people present

were--

Coquelin;

Richard Harding Davis;

Harrison, the great out-door painter;

Wm. H. Chase, the artist;

Bettini, inventor of the new phonograph.

Nikola Tesla, the world-wide illustrious electrician; see article about

him in Jan. or Feb. Century.

John Drew, actor;

James Barnes, a marvelous mimic; my, you should see him!

Smedley the artist;

Zorn the artist;

Zogbaum the artist;

Reinhart the artist;

Metcalf the artist;

Ancona, head tenor at the Opera;

Oh, a great lot of others. Everybody there had done something and was in

his way famous.

Somebody welcomed Coquelin in a nice little French speech; John Drew did

the like for me in English, and then the fun began. Coquelin did some

excellent French monologues--one of them an ungrammatical Englishman

telling a colorless historiette in French. It nearly killed the fifteen

or twenty people who understood it.

I told a yarn, Ancona sang half a dozen songs, Barnes did his darling

imitations, Harding Davis sang the hanging of Danny Deever, which was of

course good, but he followed it with that most fascinating (for what

reason I don't know) of all Kipling's poems, "On the Road to Mandalay,"

sang it tenderly, and it searched me deeper and charmed me more than the

Deever.

Young Gerrit Smith played some ravishing dance music and we all danced

about an hour. There couldn't be a pleasanter night than that one was.

Some of those people complained of fatigue but I don't seem to know what

the sense of fatigue is.

Coquelin talks quite good English now. He said:

"I have a brother who has the fine mind--ah, a charming and delicate

fancy, and he knows your writings so well, and loves them--and that is

the same with me. It will stir him so when I write and tell him I have

seen you!"

Wasn't that nice? We talked a good deal together. He is as winning as

his own face. But he wouldn't sign that photograph for Clara. "That?

No! She shall have a better one. I will send it to you."

He is much driven, and will forget it, but Reid has promised to get the

picture for me, and I will try and keep him reminded.

Oh, dear, my time is all used up and your letters are not answered.

Mama, dear, I don't go everywhere--I decline most things. But there are

plenty that I can't well get out of.

I will remember what you say and not make my yarning too common.

I am so glad Susy has gone on that trip and that you are trying the

electric. May you both prosper. For you are mighty dear to me and in my

thoughts always.

SAML.

The affairs of the Webster Publishing Company were by this time

getting into a very serious condition indeed. The effects of the

panic of the year before could not be overcome. Creditors were

pressing their claims and profits were negligible. In the following

letter we get a Mark Twain estimate of the great financier who so

cheerfully was willing to undertake the solving of Mark Twain's

financial problems.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

THE PLAYERS, Feb. 15, '94. 11.30 p. m.

Livy darling, Yesterday I talked all my various matters over with Mr.

Rogers and we decided that it would be safe for me to leave here the 7th

of March, in the New York. So his private secretary, Miss Harrison,

wrote and ordered a berth for me and then I lost no time in cabling you

that I should reach Southampton March 14, and Paris the 15th. Land, but

it made my pulses leap, to think I was going to see you again!.....

One thing at a time. I never fully laid Webster's disastrous condition

before Mr. Rogers until to-night after billiards. I did hate to burden

his good heart and over-worked head with it, but he took hold with

avidity and said it was no burden to work for his friends, but a

pleasure. We discussed it from various standpoints, and found it a

sufficiently difficult problem to solve; but he thinks that after he has

slept upon it and thought it over he will know what to suggest.

You must not think I am ever rude with Mr. Rogers, I am not. He is not

common clay, but fine--fine and delicate--and that sort do not call out

the coarsenesses that are in my sort. I am never afraid of wounding him;

I do not need to watch myself in that matter. The sight of him is peace.

He wants to go to Japan--it is his dream; wants to go with me--which

means, the two families--and hear no more about business for awhile, and

have a rest. And he needs it. But it is like all the dreams of all busy

men--fated to remain dreams.

You perceive that he is a pleasant text for me. It is easy to write

about him. When I arrived in September, lord how black the prospect was

--how desperate, how incurably desperate! Webster and Co had to have a

small sum of money or go under at once. I flew to Hartford--to my

friends--but they were not moved, not strongly interested, and I was

ashamed that I went. It was from Mr. Rogers, a stranger, that I got the

money and was by it saved. And then--while still a stranger--he set

himself the task of saving my financial life without putting upon me (in

his native delicacy) any sense that I was the recipient of a charity,

a benevolence--and he has accomplished that task; accomplished it at a

cost of three months of wearing and difficult labor. He gave that time

to me--time which could not be bought by any man at a hundred thousand

dollars a month--no, nor for three times the money.

Well, in the midst of that great fight, that long and admirable fight,

George Warner came to me and said:

"There is a splendid chance open to you. I know a man--a prominent man

--who has written a book that will go like wildfire; a book that arraigns

the Standard Oil fiends, and gives them unmitigated hell, individual by

individual. It is the very book for you to publish; there is a fortune

in it, and I can put you in communication with the author."

I wanted to say:

"The only man I care for in the world; the only man I would give a damn

for; the only man who is lavishing his sweat and blood to save me and

mine from starvation and shame, is a Standard Oil fiend. If you know me,

you know whether I want the book or not."

But I didn't say that. I said I didn't want any book; I wanted to get

out of the publishing business and out of all business, and was here for

that purpose and would accomplish it if I could.

But there's enough. I shall be asleep by 3, and I don't need much sleep,

because I am never drowsy or tired these days. Dear, dear Susy my

strength reproaches me when I think of her and you, my darling.

SAML.

But even so able a man as Henry Rogers could not accomplish the

impossible. The affairs of the Webster Company were hopeless, the

business was not worth saving. By Mr. Rogers's advice an assignment

was made April, 18, 1894. After its early spectacular success less

than ten years had brought the business to failure. The publication

of the Grant memoirs had been its only great achievement.

Clemens would seem to have believed that the business would resume,

and for a time Rogers appears to have comforted him in his hope, but

we cannot believe that it long survived. Young Hall, who had made

such a struggle for its salvation, was eager to go on, but he must

presently have seen the futility of any effort in that direction.

Of course the failure of Mark Twain's firm made a great stir in the

country, and it is easy to understand that loyal friends would rally

in his behalf.

To Mrs. Clemens, in Paris:

April 22, '94.

Dear old darling, we all think the creditors are going to allow us to

resume business; and if they do we shall pull through and pay the debts.

I am prodigiously glad we made an assignment. And also glad that we did

not make it sooner. Earlier we should have made a poor showing; but now

we shall make a good one.

I meet flocks of people, and they all shake me cordially by the hand and

say "I was so sorry to hear of the assignment, but so glad you did it.

It was around, this long time, that the concern was tottering, and all

your friends were afraid you would delay the assignment too long."

John Mackay called yesterday, and said, "Don't let it disturb you, Sam

--we all have to do it, at one time or another; it's nothing to be

ashamed of."

One stranger out in New York State sent me a dollar bill and thought

he would like to get up a dollar-subscription for me. And Poultney

Bigelow's note came promptly, with his check for $1,000. I had been

meeting him every day at the Club and liking him better and better all

the time. I couldn't take his money, of course, but I thanked him

cordially for his good will.

Now and then a good and dear Joe Twichell or Susy Warner condoles with me

and says "Cheer up--don't be downhearted," and some other friend says,

"I am glad and surprised to see how cheerful you are and how bravely you

stand it"--and none of them suspect what a burden has been lifted from me

and how blithe I am inside. Except when I think of you, dear heart--then

I am not blithe; for I seem to see you grieving and ashamed, and dreading

to look people in the face. For in the thick of the fight there is

cheer, but you are far away and cannot hear the drums nor see the

wheeling squadrons. You only seem to see rout, retreat, and dishonored

colors dragging in the dirt--whereas none of these things exist. There

is temporary defeat, but no dishonor--and we will march again. Charley

Warner said to-day, "Sho, Livy isn't worrying. So long as she's got you

and the children she doesn't care what happens. She knows it isn't her

affair." Which didn't convince me.

Good bye my darling, I love you and all of the kids--and you can tell

Clara I am not a spitting gray kitten.

SAML.

Clemens sailed for Europe as soon as his affairs would permit him

to go. He must get settled where he could work comfortably.

Type-setter prospects seemed promising, but meantime there was

need of funds.

He began writing on the ship, as was his habit, and had completed

his article on Fenimore Cooper by the time he reached London. In

August we find him writing to Mr. Rogers from Etretat, a little

Norman watering-place.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York:

ETRETAT, (NORMANDIE)

CHALET DES ABRIS

Aug. 25, '94.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--I find the Madam ever so much better in health and

strength. The air is superb and soothing and wholesome, and the Chalet

is remote from noise and people, and just the place to write in. I shall

begin work this afternoon.

Mrs. Clemens is in great spirits on, account of the benefit which she has

received from the electrical treatment in Paris and is bound to take it

up again and continue it all the winter, and of course I am perfectly

willing. She requires me to drop the lecture platform out of my mind and

go straight ahead with Joan until the book is finished. If I should have

to go home for even a week she means to go with me--won't consent to be

separated again--but she hopes I won't need to go.

I tell her all right, "I won't go unless you send, and then I must."

She keeps the accounts; and as she ciphers it we can't get crowded for

money for eight months yet. I didn't know that. But I don't know much

anyway.

Sincerely yours,

S. L. CLEMENS.

The reader may remember that Clemens had written the first half of

his Joan of Arc book at the Villa Viviani, in Florence, nearly two

years before. He had closed the manuscript then with the taking of

Orleans, and was by no means sure that he would continue the story

beyond that point. Now, however, he was determined to reach the

tale's tragic conclusion.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York:

ETRETAT,

Sunday, Sept. 9, '94.

DEAR MR. ROGERS, I drove the quill too hard, and I broke down--in my

head. It has now been three days since I laid up. When I wrote you a

week ago I had added 10,000 words or thereabout to Joan. Next day I

added 1,500 which was a proper enough day's work though not a full one;

but during Tuesday and Wednesday I stacked up an aggregate of 6,000

words--and that was a very large mistake. My head hasn't been worth a

cent since.

However, there's a compensation; for in those two days I reached and

passed--successfully--a point which I was solicitous about before I ever

began the book: viz., the battle of Patay. Because that would naturally

be the next to the last chapter of a work consisting of either two books

or one. In the one case one goes right along from that point (as I shall

do now); in the other he would add a wind-up chapter and make the book

consist of Joan's childhood and military career alone.

I shall resume work to-day; and hereafter I will not go at such an

intemperate' rate. My head is pretty cobwebby yet.

I am hoping that along about this time I shall hear that the machine is

beginning its test in the Herald office. I shall be very glad indeed to

know the result of it. I wish I could be there.

Sincerely yours

S. L. CLEMENS.

Rouen, where Joan met her martyrdom, was only a short distance away,

and they halted there en route to Paris, where they had arranged to

spend the winter. The health of Susy Clemens was not good, and they

lingered in Rouen while Clemens explored the old city and

incidentally did some writing of another sort. In a note to Mr.

Rogers he said: "To put in my odd time I am writing some articles

about Paul Bourget and his Outre-Mer chapters--laughing at them and

at some of our oracular owls who find them important. What the hell

makes them important, I should like to know!"

He was still at Rouen two weeks later and had received encouraging

news from Rogers concerning the type-setter, which had been placed

for trial in the office of the Chicago Herald. Clemens wrote: "I

can hardly keep from sending a hurrah by cable. I would certainly

do it if I wasn't superstitious." His restraint, though wise, was

wasted the end was near.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE,

PARIS, Dec. 22; '94.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--I seemed to be entirely expecting your letter, and also

prepared and resigned; but Lord, it shows how little we know ourselves

and how easily we can deceive ourselves. It hit me like a thunder-clap.

It knocked every rag of sense out of my head, and I went flying here and

there and yonder, not knowing what I was doing, and only one clearly

defined thought standing up visible and substantial out of the crazy

storm-drift that my dream of ten years was in desperate peril, and out of

the 60,000 or 90,000 projects for its rescue that came floating through

my skull, not one would hold still long enough for me to examine it and

size it up. Have you ever been like that? Not so much so, I reckon.

There was another clearly defined idea--I must be there and see it die.

That is, if it must die; and maybe if I were there we might hatch up some

next-to-impossible way to make it take up its bed and take a walk.

So, at the end of four hours I started, still whirling and walked over to

the rue Scribe--4 P. M.--and asked a question or two and was told I

should be running a big risk if I took the 9 P. M. train for London and

Southampton; "better come right along at 6.52 per Havre special and step

aboard the New York all easy and comfortable." Very! and I about two

miles from home, with no packing done.

Then it occurred to me that none of these salvation-notions that were

whirl-winding through my head could be examined or made available unless

at least a month's time could be secured. So I cabled you, and said to

myself that I would take the French steamer tomorrow (which will be

Sunday).

By bedtime Mrs. Clemens had reasoned me into a fairly rational and

contented state of mind; but of course it didn't last long. So I went on

thinking--mixing it with a smoke in the dressing room once an hour--until

dawn this morning. Result--a sane resolution; no matter what your answer

to my cable might be, I would hold still and not sail until I should get

an answer to this present letter which I am now writing, or a cable

answer from you saying "Come" or "Remain."

I have slept 6 hours, my pond has clarified, and I find the sediment of

my 70,000 projects to be of this character:

[Several pages of suggestions for reconstructing the machine follow.]

Don't say I'm wild. For really I'm sane again this morning.

......................

I am going right along with Joan, now, and wait untroubled till I hear

from you. If you think I can be of the least use, cable me "Come."

I can write Joan on board ship and lose no time. Also I could discuss my

plan with the publisher for a deluxe Joan, time being an object, for some

of the pictures could be made over here cheaply and quickly, but would

cost much time and money in America.

......................

If the meeting should decide to quit business Jan. 4, I'd like to have

Stoker stopped from paying in any more money, if Miss Harrison doesn't

mind that disagreeable job. And I'll have to write them, too, of course.

With love,

S. L. CLEMENS.

The "Stoker" of this letter was Bram Stoker, long associated with

Sir Henry Irving. Irving himself had also taken stock in the

machine. The address, 169 Rue de l'Universite, whence these letters

are written, was the beautiful studio home of the artist Pomroy

which they had taken for the winter.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE,

PARIS, Dec. 27, '94.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--Notwithstanding your heart is "old and hard," you make

a body choke up. I know you "mean every word you say" and I do take it

"in the same spirit in which you tender it." I shall keep your regard

while we two live--that I know; for I shall always remember what you have

done for me, and that will insure me against ever doing anything that

could forfeit it or impair it. I am 59 years old; yet I never had a

friend before who put out a hand and tried to pull me ashore when he

found me in deep waters.

It is six days or seven days ago that I lived through that despairing

day, and then through a night without sleep; then settled down next day

into my right mind (or thereabouts,) and wrote you. I put in the rest of

that day till 7 P. M. plenty comfortably enough writing a long chapter

of my book; then went to a masked ball blacked up as Uncle Remus, taking

Clara along; and we had a good time. I have lost no day since and

suffered no discomfort to speak of, but drove my troubles out of my mind

and had good success in keeping them out--through watchfulness. I have

done a good week's work and put the book a good way ahead in the Great

Trial, which is the difficult part which requires the most thought and

carefulness. I cannot see the end of the Trial yet, but I am on the

road. I am creeping surely toward it.

"Why not leave them all to me." My business bothers? I take you by the

hand! I jump at the chance!

I ought to be ashamed and I am trying my best to be ashamed--and yet I do

jump at the chance in spite of it. I don't want to write Irving and I

don't want to write Stoker. It doesn't seem as if I could. But I can

suggest something for you to write them; and then if you see that I am

unwise, you can write them something quite different. Now this is my

idea:

1. To return Stoker's $100 to him and keep his stock.

2. And tell Irving that when luck turns with me I will make good to

him what the salvage from the dead Co. fails to pay him of his $500.

P. S. Madam says No, I must face the music. So I enclose my effort to

be used if you approve, but not otherwise.

There! Now if you will alter it to suit your judgment and bang away, I

shall be eternally obliged.

We shall try to find a tenant for our Hartford house; not an easy matter,

for it costs heavily to live in. We can never live in it again; though

it would break the family's hearts if they could believe it.

Nothing daunts Mrs. Clemens or makes the world look black to her--which

is the reason I haven't drowned myself.

We all send our deepest and warmest greetings to you and all of yours and

a Happy New Year!

S. L. CLEMENS.

Enclosure:

MY DEAR STOKER,--I am not dating this because it is not to be mailed at

present.

When it reaches you it will mean that there is a hitch in my

machine-enterprise--a hitch so serious as to make it take to itself the

aspect of a dissolved dream. This letter, then, will contain cheque for

the $100 which you have paid. And will you tell Irving for me--I can't

get up courage enough to talk about this misfortune myself, except to

you, whom by good luck I haven't damaged yet that when the wreckage

presently floats ashore he will get a good deal of his $500 back; and a

dab at a time I will make up to him the rest.

I'm not feeling as fine as I was when I saw you there in your home.

Please remember me kindly to Mrs. Stoker. I gave up that London

lecture-project entirely. Had to--there's never been a chance since

to find the time.

Sincerely yours,

S. L. CLEMENS.

XXXV

LETTERS, 1895-96, TO H. H. ROGERS AND OTHERS. FINISHING "JOAN OF ARC."

THE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD. DEATH OF SUSY CLEMENS

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

[No date.]

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--Yours of Dec. 21 has arrived, containing the circular

to stockholders and I guess the Co. will really quit--there doesn't seem

to be any other wise course.

There's one thing which makes it difficult for me to soberly realize that

my ten year dream is actually dissolved; and that is, that it reveries my

horoscope. The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very

superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for

one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or

in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times

before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

When the "Pennsylvania" blew up and the telegraph reported my brother as

fatally injured (with 60 others) but made no mention of me, my uncle said

to my mother "It means that Sam was somewhere else, after being on that

boat a year and a half--he was born lucky." Yes, I was somewhere else.

I am so superstitious that I have always been afraid to have business

dealings with certain relatives and friends of mine because they were

unlucky people. All my life I have stumbled upon lucky chances of large

size, and whenever they were wasted it was because of my own stupidity

and carelessness. And so I have felt entirely certain that that machine

would turn up trumps eventually. It disappointed me lots of times, but I

couldn't shake off the confidence of a life-time in my luck.

Well, whatever I get out of the wreckage will be due to good luck--the

good luck of getting you into the scheme--for, but for that, there

wouldn't be any wreckage; it would be total loss.

I wish you had been in at the beginning. Then we should have had the

good luck to step promptly ashore.

Miss Harrison has had a dream which promises me a large bank account,

and I want her to go ahead and dream it twice more, so as to make the

prediction sure to be fulfilled.

I've got a first rate subject for a book. It kept me awake all night,

and I began it and completed it in my mind. The minute I finish Joan

I will take it up.

Love and Happy New Year to you all.

Sincerely yours,

S. L. CLEMENS.

This was about the end of the machine interests so far as Clemens

was concerned. Paige succeeded in getting some new people

interested, but nothing important happened, or that in any way

affected Mark Twain. Characteristically he put the whole matter

behind him and plunged into his work, facing comparative poverty and

a burden of debts with a stout heart. The beginning of the new year

found him really poorer in purse than he had ever been in his life,

but certainly not crushed, or even discouraged--at least, not

permanently--and never more industrious or capable.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE,

PARIS, Jan. 23, '95.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--After I wrote you, two or three days ago I thought I

would make a holiday of the rest of the day--the second deliberate

holiday since I had the gout. On the first holiday I wrote a tale of

about 6,000 words, which was 3 days' work in one; and this time I did

8,000 before midnight. I got nothing out of that first holiday but the

recreation of it, for I condemned the work after careful reading and some

revision; but this time I fared better--I finished the Huck Finn tale

that lies in your safe, and am satisfied with it.

The Bacheller syndicate (117 Tribune Building) want a story of 5,000

words (lowest limit of their London agent) for $1,000 and offer to plank

the check on delivery, and it was partly to meet that demand that I took

that other holiday. So as I have no short story that suits me (and can't

and shan't make promises), the best I can do is to offer the longer one

which I finished on my second holiday--"Tom Sawyer, Detective."

It makes 27 or 28,000 words, and is really written for grown folks,

though I expect young folk to read it, too. It transfers to the banks of

the Mississippi the incidents of a strange murder which was committed in

Sweden in old times.

I'll refer applicants for a sight of the story to you or Miss Harrison.

--[Secretary to Mr. Rogers.]

Yours sincerely,

S. L. CLEMENS.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE,

Apr. 29, '95.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--Your felicitous delightful letter of the 15th arrived

three days ago, and brought great pleasure into the house.

There is one thing that weighs heavily on Mrs. Clemens and me. That is

Brusnahan's money. If he is satisfied to have it invested in the Chicago

enterprise, well and good; if not, we would like to have the money paid

back to him. I will give him as many months to decide in as he pleases

--let him name 6 or 10 or 12--and we will let the money stay where it is

in your hands till the time is up. Will Miss Harrison tell him so? I

mean if you approve. I would like him to have a good investment, but

would meantime prefer to protect him against loss.

At 6 minutes past 7, yesterday evening, Joan of Arc was burned at the

stake.

With the long strain gone, I am in a sort of physical collapse today, but

it will be gone tomorrow. I judged that this end of the book would be

hard work, and it turned out so. I have never done any work before that

cost so much thinking and weighing and measuring and planning and

cramming, or so much cautious and painstaking execution. For I wanted

the whole Rouen trial in, if it could be got in in such a way that the

reader's interest would not flag--in fact I wanted the reader's interest

to increase; and so I stuck to it with that determination in view--with

the result that I have left nothing out but unimportant repetitions.

Although it is mere history--history pure and simple--history stripped

naked of flowers, embroideries, colorings, exaggerations, invention--the

family agree that I have succeeded. It was a perilous thing to try in a

tale, but I never believed it a doubtful one--provided I stuck strictly

to business and didn't weaken and give up: or didn't get lazy and skimp

the work. The first two-thirds of the book were easy; for I only needed

to keep my historical road straight; therefore I used for reference only

one French history and one English one--and shoveled in as much fancy

work and invention on both sides of the historical road as I pleased.

But on this last third I have constantly used five French sources and

five English ones and I think no telling historical nugget in any of them

has escaped me.

Possibly the book may not sell, but that is nothing--it was written for

love.

There--I'm called to see company. The family seldom require this of me,

but they know I am not working today.

Yours sincerely,

S. L. CLEMENS.

"Brusnahan," of the foregoing letter, was an employee of the New

York Herald, superintendent of the press-room--who had invested some

of his savings in the type-setter.

In February Clemens returned to New York to look after matters

connected with his failure and to close arrangements for a

reading-tour around the world. He was nearly sixty years old, and

time had not lessened his loathing for the platform. More than

once, however, in earlier years, he had turned to it as a

debt-payer, and never yet had his burden been so great as now. He

concluded arrangements with Major Pond to take him as far as the

Pacific Coast, and with R. S. Smythe, of Australia, for the rest of

the tour. In April we find him once more back in Paris preparing

to bring the family to America, He had returned by way of London,

where he had visited Stanley the explorer--an old friend.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE,

Sunday, Apr.7,'95.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--..... Stanley is magnificently housed in London, in a

grand mansion in the midst of the official world, right off Downing

Street and Whitehall. He had an extraordinary assemblage of brains and

fame there to meet me--thirty or forty (both sexes) at dinner, and more

than a hundred came in, after dinner. Kept it up till after midnight.

There were cabinet ministers, ambassadors, admirals, generals, canons,

Oxford professors, novelists, playwrights, poets, and a number of people

equipped with rank and brains. I told some yarns and made some speeches.

I promised to call on all those people next time I come to London, and

show them the wife and the daughters. If I were younger and very strong

I would dearly love to spend a season in London--provided I had no work

on hand, or no work more exacting than lecturing. I think I will lecture

there a month or two when I return from Australia.

There were many delightful ladies in that company. One was the wife of

His Excellency Admiral Bridge, Commander-in Chief of the Australian

Station, and she said her husband was able to throw wide all doors to me

in that part of the world and would be glad to do it, and would yacht me

and my party around, and excursion us in his flag-ship and make us have a

great time; and she said she would write him we were coming, and we would

find him ready. I have a letter from her this morning enclosing a letter

of introduction to the Admiral. I already know the Admiral commanding in

the China Seas and have promised to look in on him out there. He sleeps

with my books under his pillow. P'raps it is the only way he can sleep.

According to Mrs. Clemens's present plans--subject to modification, of

course--we sail in May; stay one day, or two days in New York, spend

June, July and August in Elmira and prepare my lectures; then lecture in

San Francisco and thereabouts during September and sail for Australia

before the middle of October and open the show there about the middle of

November. We don't take the girls along; it would be too expensive and

they are quite willing to remain behind anyway.

Mrs. C. is feeling so well that she is not going to try the New York

doctor till we have gone around the world and robbed it and made the

finances a little easier.

With a power of love to you all,

S. L. CLEMENS.

There would come moments of depression, of course, and a week later

he wrote: "I am tired to death all the time:" To a man of less

vitality, less vigor of mind and body, it is easy to believe that

under such circumstances this condition would have remained

permanent. But perhaps, after all, it was his comic outlook on

things in general that was his chief life-saver.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

169 RUE DE L'UNIVERSITE, Apr. 29, '95.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--I have been hidden an hour or two, reading proof of

Joan and now I think I am a lost child. I can't find anybody on the

place. The baggage has all disappeared, including the family. I reckon

that in the hurry and bustle of moving to the hotel they forgot me. But

it is no matter. It is peacefuller now than I have known it for days and

days and days.

In these Joan proofs which I have been reading for the September Harper

I find a couple of tip-top platform readings--and I mean to read them on

our trip. If the authorship is known by then; and if it isn't, I will

reveal it. The fact is, there is more good platform-stuff in Joan than

in any previous book of mine, by a long sight.

Yes, every danged member of the tribe has gone to the hotel and left me

lost. I wonder how they can be so careless with property. I have got to

try to get there by myself now.

All the trunks are going over as luggage; then I've got to find somebody

on the dock who will agree to ship 6 of them to the Hartford Customhouse.

If it is difficult I will dump them into the river. It is very careless

of Mrs. Clemens to trust trunks and things to me.

Sincerely yours,

S. L. CLEMENS.

By the latter part of May they were at Quarry Farm, and Clemens,

laid up there with a carbuncle, was preparing for his long tour.

The outlook was not a pleasant one. To Mr. Rogers he wrote: "I

sha'n't be able to stand on the platform before we start west. I

sha'n't get a single chance to practice my reading; but will have to

appear in Cleveland without the essential preparation. Nothing in

this world can save it from being a shabby, poor disgusting

performance. I've got to stand; I can't do it and talk to a house,

and how in the nation am I going to sit? Land of Goshen, it's this

night week! Pray for me."

The opening at Cleveland July 15th appears not to have been much of

a success, though from another reason, one that doubtless seemed

amusing to him later.

To H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

(Forenoon)

CLEVELAND, July 16, '95.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--Had a roaring success at the Elmira reformatory Sunday

night. But here, last night, I suffered defeat--There were a couple of

hundred little boys behind me on the stage, on a lofty tier of benches

which made them the most conspicuous objects in the house. And there was

nobody to watch them or keep them quiet. Why, with their scufflings and

horse-play and noise, it was just a menagerie. Besides, a concert of

amateurs had been smuggled into the program (to precede me,) and their

families and friends (say ten per cent of the audience) kept encoring

them and they always responded. So it was 20 minutes to 9 before I got

the platform in front of those 2,600 people who had paid a dollar apiece

for a chance to go to hell in this fashion.

I got started magnificently, but inside of half an hour the scuffling

boys had the audience's maddened attention and I saw it was a gone case;

so I skipped a third of my program and quit. The newspapers are kind,

but between you and me it was a defeat. There ain't going to be any more

concerts at my lectures. I care nothing for this defeat, because it was

not my fault. My first half hour showed that I had the house, and I

could have kept it if I hadn't been so handicapped.

Yours sincerely,

S. L. CLEMENS.

P. S. Had a satisfactory time at Petoskey. Crammed the house and turned

away a crowd. We had $548 in the house, which was $300 more than it had

ever had in it before. I believe I don't care to have a talk go off

better than that one did.

Mark Twain, on this long tour, was accompanied by his wife and his

daughter Clara--Susy and Jean Clemens remaining with their aunt at

Quarry Farm. The tour was a financial success from the start.

By the time they were ready to sail from Vancouver five thousand

dollars had been remitted to Mr. Rogers against that day of

settlement when the debts of Webster & Co. were to be paid. Perhaps

it should be stated here that a legal settlement had been arranged

on a basis of fifty cents on the dollar, but neither Clemens nor his

wife consented to this as final. They would pay in full.

They sailed from Vancouver August 23, 1895. About the only letter

of this time is an amusing note to Rudyard Kipling, written at the

moment of departure.

To Rudyard Kipling, in England:

August, 1895.

DEAR KIPLING,--It is reported that you are about to visit India. This

has moved me to journey to that far country in order that I may unload

from my conscience a debt long due to you. Years ago you came from India

to Elmira to visit me, as you said at the time. It has always been my

purpose to return that visit and that great compliment some day. I shall

arrive next January and you must be ready. I shall come riding my ayah

with his tusks adorned with silver bells and ribbons and escorted by a

troop of native howdahs richly clad and mounted upon a herd of wild

bungalows; and you must be on hand with a few bottles of ghee, for I

shall be thirsty.

Affectionately,

S. L. CLEMENS.

Clemens, platforming in Australia, was too busy to write letters.

Everywhere he was welcomed by great audiences, and everywhere

lavishly entertained. He was beset by other carbuncles, but would

seem not to have been seriously delayed by them. A letter to his

old friend Twichell carries the story.

To Rev. Jos. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

FRANK MOELLER'S MASONIC HOTEL,

NAPIER, NEW ZEALAND,

November 29, '95.

DEAR JOE,--Your welcome letter of two months and five days ago has just

arrived, and finds me in bed with another carbuncle. It is No. 3. Not a

serious one this time. I lectured last night without inconvenience, but

the doctors thought best to forbid to-night's lecture. My second one

kept me in bed a week in Melbourne.

.....We are all glad it is you who is to write the article, it delights

us all through.

I think it was a good stroke of luck that knocked me on my back here at

Napier, instead of some hotel in the centre of a noisy city. Here we

have the smooth and placidly-complaining sea at our door, with nothing

between us and it but 20 yards of shingle--and hardly a suggestion of

life in that space to mar it or make a noise. Away down here fifty-five

degrees south of the Equator this sea seems to murmur in an unfamiliar

tongue--a foreign tongue--tongue bred among the ice-fields of the

Antarctic--a murmur with a note of melancholy in it proper to the vast

unvisited solitudes it has come from. It was very delicious and solacing

to wake in the night and find it still pulsing there. I wish you were

here--land, but it would be fine!

Livy and Clara enjoy this nomadic life pretty well; certainly better than

one could have expected they would. They have tough experiences, in the

way of food and beds and frantic little ships, but they put up with the

worst that befalls with heroic endurance that resembles contentment.

No doubt I shall be on the platform next Monday. A week later we shall

reach Wellington; talk there 3 nights, then sail back to Australia. We

sailed for New Zealand October 30.

Day before yesterday was Livy's birthday (under world time), and tomorrow

will be mine. I shall be 60--no thanks for it.

I and the others send worlds and worlds of love to all you dear ones.

MARK.

The article mentioned in the foregoing letter was one which Twichell

had been engaged by Harper's Magazine to write concerning the home

life and characteristics of Mark Twain. By the time the Clemens

party had completed their tour of India--a splendid, triumphant

tour, too full of work and recreation for letter-writing--and had

reached South Africa, the article had appeared, a satisfactory one,

if we may judge by Mark Twain's next.

This letter, however, has a special interest in the account it gives

of Mark Twain's visit to the Jameson raiders, then imprisoned at

Pretoria.

To Rev. Jos. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICAN REPUBLIC,

The Queen's Birthday, '96.

(May 24)

DEAR OLD JOE,--Harper for May was given to me yesterday in Johannesburg

by an American lady who lives there, and I read your article on me while

coming up in the train with her and an old friend and fellow-Missourian

of mine, Mrs. John Hays Hammond, the handsome and spirited wife of the

chief of the 4 Reformers, who lies in prison here under a 15-year

sentence, along with 50 minor Reformers who are in for 1 and 5-year

terms. Thank you a thousand times Joe, you have praised me away above my

deserts, but I am not the man to quarrel with you for that; and as for

Livy, she will take your very hardiest statements at par, and be grateful

to you to the bottom of her heart. Between you and Punch and Brander

Matthews, I am like to have my opinion of myself raised sufficiently

high; and I guess the children will be after you, for it is the study of

their lives to keep my self-appreciation down somewhere within bounds.

I had a note from Mrs. Rev. Gray (nee Tyler) yesterday, and called on her

to-day. She is well.

Yesterday I was allowed to enter the prison with Mrs. Hammond. A Boer

guard was at my elbow all the time, but was courteous and polite, only

he barred the way in the compound (quadrangle or big open court) and

wouldn't let me cross a white mark that was on the ground--the

"death-line" one of the prisoners called it. Not in earnest, though, I

think. I found that I had met Hammond once when he was a Yale senior and

a guest of Gen. Franklin's. I also found that I had known Capt. Mein

intimately 32 years ago. One of the English prisoners had heard me

lecture in London 23 years ago. After being introduced in turn to all

the prisoners, I was allowed to see some of the cells and examine their

food, beds, etc. I was told in Johannesburg that Hammond's salary of

$150,000 a year is not stopped, and that the salaries of some of the

others are still continued. Hammond was looking very well indeed, and I

can say the same of all the others. When the trouble first fell upon

them it hit some of them very hard; several fell sick (Hammond among

them), two or three had to be removed to the hospital, and one of the

favorites lost his mind and killed himself, poor fellow, last week. His

funeral, with a sorrowing following of 10,000, took the place of the

public demonstration the Americans were getting up for me.

These prisoners are strong men, prominent men, and I believe they are all

educated men. They are well off; some of them are wealthy. They have a

lot of books to read, they play games and smoke, and for awhile they will

be able to bear up in their captivity; but not for long, not for very

long, I take it. I am told they have times of deadly brooding and

depression. I made them a speech--sitting down. It just happened so.

I don't prefer that attitude. Still, it has one advantage--it is only a

talk, it doesn't take the form of a speech. I have tried it once before

on this trip. However, if a body wants to make sure of having "liberty,"

and feeling at home, he had better stand up, of course. I advised them

at considerable length to stay where they were--they would get used to it

and like it presently; if they got out they would only get in again

somewhere else, by the look of their countenances; and I promised to go

and see the President and do what I could to get him to double their

jail-terms.

We had a very good sociable time till the permitted time was up and a

little over, and we outsiders had to go. I went again to-day, but the

Rev. Mr. Gray had just arrived, and the warden, a genial, elderly Boer

named Du Plessis--explained that his orders wouldn't allow him to admit

saint and sinner at the same time, particularly on a Sunday. Du Plessis

--descended from the Huguenot fugitives, you see, of 200 years ago

--but he hasn't any French left in him now--all Dutch.

It gravels me to think what a goose I was to make Livy and Clara remain

in Durban; but I wanted to save them the 30-hour railway trip to

Johannesburg. And Durban and its climate and opulent foliage were so

lovely, and the friends there were so choice and so hearty that I

sacrificed myself in their interests, as I thought. It is just the

beginning of winter, and although the days are hot, the nights are cool.

But it's lovely weather in these regions, too; and the friends are as

lovely as the weather, and Johannesburg and Pretoria are brimming with

interest. I talk here twice more, then return to Johannesburg next

Wednesday for a fifth talk there; then to the Orange Free State capital,

then to some town on the way to Port Elizabeth, where the two will join

us by sea from Durban; then the gang will go to Kimberley and presently

to the Cape--and so, in the course of time, we shall get through and sail

for England; and then we will hunt up a quiet village and I will write

and Livy edit, for a few months, while Clara and Susy and Jean study

music and things in London.

We have had noble good times everywhere and every day, from Cleveland,

July 15, to Pretoria, May 24, and never a dull day either on sea or land,

notwithstanding the carbuncles and things. Even when I was laid up 10

days at Jeypore in India we had the charmingest times with English

friends. All over India the English well, you will never know how good

and fine they are till you see them.

Midnight and after! and I must do many things to-day, and lecture

tonight.

A world of thanks to you, Joe dear, and a world of love to all of you.

MARK.

Perhaps for readers of a later day a word as to what constituted the

Jameson raid would not be out of place here. Dr. Leander Starr

Jameson was an English physician, located at Kimberley. President

Kruger (Oom Paul), head of the South African Republic, was one of

his patients; also, Lobengula, the Matabele chief. From Lobengula

concessions were obtained which led to the formation of the South

African Company. Jameson gave up his profession and went in for

conquest, associating himself with the projects of Cecil Rhodes.

In time he became administrator of Rhodesia. By the end of 1894.

he was in high feather, and during a visit to England was feted as

a sort of romantic conqueror of the olden time. Perhaps this turned

his head; at all events at the end of 1895 came the startling news

that "Dr. Jim," as he was called, at the head of six hundred men,

had ridden into the Transvaal in support of a Rhodes scheme for an

uprising at Johannesburg. The raid was a failure. Jameson, and

those other knights of adventure, were captured by the forces of

"Oom Paul," and some of them barely escaped execution. The Boer

president handed them over to the English Government for punishment,

and they received varying sentences, but all were eventually

released. Jameson, later, became again prominent in South-African

politics, but there is no record of any further raids.

.........................

The Clemens party sailed from South Africa the middle of July, 1896,

and on the last day of the month reached England. They had not

planned to return to America, but to spend the winter in or near

London in some quiet place where Clemens could write the book of his

travels.

The two daughters in America, Susy and Jean, were expected to arrive

August 12th, but on that day there came, instead, a letter saying

that Susy Clemens was not well enough to sail. A cable inquiry was

immediately sent, but the reply when it came was not satisfactory,

and Mrs. Clemens and Clara sailed for America without further delay.

This was on August 15th. Three days later, in the old home at

Hartford, Susy Clemens died of cerebral fever. She had been

visiting Mrs. Charles Dudley Warner, but by the physician's advice

had been removed to the comfort and quiet of her own home, only a

few steps away.

Mark Twain, returning from his triumphant tour of the world in the

hope that soon, now, he might be free from debt, with his family

happily gathered about him, had to face alone this cruel blow.

There was no purpose in his going to America; Susy would be buried

long before his arrival. He awaited in England the return of his

broken family. They lived that winter in a quiet corner of Chelsea,

No. 23 Tedworth Square.

To Rev. Joseph H. Twichell, in Hartford, Conn.:

Permanent address:

% CHATTO & WINDUS

111 T. MARTIN'S LANE, LONDON,

Sept. 27, '96.

Through Livy and Katy I have learned, dear old Joe, how loyally you stood

poor Susy's friend, and mine, and Livy's: how you came all the way down,

twice, from your summer refuge on your merciful errands to bring the

peace and comfort of your beloved presence, first to that poor child, and

again to the broken heart of her poor desolate mother. It was like you;

like your good great heart, like your matchless and unmatchable self.

It was no surprise to me to learn that you stayed by Susy long hours,

careless of fatigue and heat, it was no surprise to me to learn that you

could still the storms that swept her spirit when no other could; for she

loved you, revered you, trusted you, and "Uncle Joe" was no empty phrase

upon her lips! I am grateful to you, Joe, grateful to the bottom of my

heart, which has always been filled with love for you, and respect and

admiration; and I would have chosen you out of all the world to take my

place at Susy's side and Livy's in those black hours.

Susy was a rare creature; the rarest that has been reared in Hartford in

this generation. And Livy knew it, and you knew it, and Charley Warner

and George, and Harmony, and the Hillyers and the Dunhams and the

Cheneys, and Susy and Lilly, and the Bunces, and Henry Robinson and Dick

Burton, and perhaps others. And I also was of the number, but not in the

same degree--for she was above my duller comprehension. I merely knew

that she was my superior in fineness of mind, in the delicacy and

subtlety of her intellect, but to fully measure her I was not competent.

I know her better now; for I have read her private writings and sounded

the deeps of her mind; and I know better, now, the treasure that was mine

than I knew it when I had it. But I have this consolation: that dull as

I was, I always knew enough to be proud when she commended me or my work

--as proud as if Livy had done it herself--and I took it as the accolade

from the hand of genius. I see now--as Livy always saw--that she had

greatness in her; and that she herself was dimly conscious of it.

And now she is dead--and I can never tell her.

God bless you Joe--and all of your house.

S. L. C.

To Mr. Henry C. Robinson, Hartford, Conn.:

LONDON, Sept. 28, '96.

It is as you say, dear old friend, "the pathos of it" yes, it was a

piteous thing--as piteous a tragedy as any the year can furnish. When we

started westward upon our long trip at half past ten at night, July 14,

1895, at Elmira, Susy stood on the platform in the blaze of the electric

light waving her good-byes to us as the train glided away, her mother

throwing back kisses and watching her through her tears. One year, one

month, and one week later, Clara and her mother having exactly completed

the circuit of the globe, drew up at that platform at the same hour of

the night, in the same train and the same car--and again Susy had come a

journey and was near at hand to meet them. She was waiting in the house

she was born in, in her coffin.

All the circumstances of this death were pathetic--my brain is worn to

rags rehearsing them. The mere death would have been cruelty enough,

without overloading it and emphasizing it with that score of harsh and

wanton details. The child was taken away when her mother was within

three days of her, and would have given three decades for sight of her.

In my despair and unassuageable misery I upbraid myself for ever parting

with her. But there is no use in that. Since it was to happen it would

have happened.

With love

S. L. C.

The life at Tedworth Square that winter was one of almost complete

privacy. Of the hundreds of friends which Mark Twain had in London

scarcely half a dozen knew his address. He worked steadily on his

book of travels, 'Following the Equator', and wrote few letters

beyond business communications to Mr. Rogers. In one of these he

said, "I am appalled! Here I am trying to load you up with work

again after you have been dray-horsing over the same tiresome ground

for a year. It's too bad, and I am ashamed of it."

But late in November he sent a letter of a different sort--one that

was to have an important bearing on the life of a girl today of

unique and world-wide distinction.

To Mrs. H. H. Rogers, in New York City:

For and in behalf of Helen Keller,

stone blind and deaf, and formerly dumb.

DEAR MRS. ROGERS,--Experience has convinced me that when one wishes to

set a hard-worked man at something which he mightn't prefer to be

bothered with, it is best to move upon him behind his wife. If she can't

convince him it isn't worth while for other people to try.

Mr. Rogers will remember our visit with that astonishing girl at Lawrence

Hutton's house when she was fourteen years old. Last July, in Boston,

when she was 16 she underwent the Harvard examination for admission to

Radcliffe College. She passed without a single condition. She was

allowed the same amount of time that is granted to other applicants, and

this was shortened in her case by the fact that the question papers had

to be read to her. Yet she scored an average of 90 as against an average

of 78 on the part of the other applicants.

It won't do for America to allow this marvelous child to retire from her

studies because of poverty. If she can go on with them she will make a

fame that will endure in history for centuries. Along her special lines

she is the most extraordinary product of all the ages.

There is danger that she must retire from the struggle for a College

degree for lack of support for herself and for Miss Sullivan, (the

teacher who has been with her from the start--Mr. Rogers will remember

her.) Mrs. Hutton writes to ask me to interest rich Englishmen in her

case, and I would gladly try, but my secluded life will not permit it.

I see nobody. Nobody knows my address. Nothing but the strictest hiding

can enable me to write my long book in time.

So I thought of this scheme: Beg you to lay siege to your husband and get

him to interest himself and Mess. John D. and William Rockefeller and the

other Standard Oil chiefs in Helen's case; get them to subscribe an

annual aggregate of six or seven hundred or a thousand dollars--and agree

to continue this for three or four years, until she has completed her

college course. I'm not trying to limit their generosity--indeed no,

they may pile that Standard Oil, Helen Keller College Fund as high as

they please, they have my consent.

Mrs. Hutton's idea is to raise a permanent fund the interest upon which

shall support Helen and her teacher and put them out of the fear of want.

I shan't say a word against it, but she will find it a difficult and

disheartening job, and meanwhile what is to become of that miraculous

girl?

No, for immediate and sound effectiveness, the thing is for you to plead

with Mr. Rogers for this hampered wonder of your sex, and send him

clothed with plenary powers to plead with the other chiefs--they have

spent mountains of money upon the worthiest benevolences, and I think

that the same spirit which moved them to put their hands down through

their hearts into their pockets in those cases will answer "Here!" when

its name is called in this one. 638

There--I don't need to apologize to you or to H. H. for this appeal that

I am making; I know you too well for that.

Good-bye with love to all of you

S. L. CLEMENS.

Laurence Hutton is on the staff of Harper's Monthly--close by, and handy

when wanted.

The plea was not made in vain. Mr. and Mrs. Rogers interested

themselves most liberally in Helen Keller's fortune, and certainly

no one can say that any of those who contributed to her success ever

had reason for disappointment.

In his letter of grateful acknowledgment, which follows, Clemens

also takes occasion to thank Mr. Rogers for his further efforts in

the matter of his own difficulties. This particular reference

concerns the publishing, complications which by this time had arisen

between the American Publishing Company, of Hartford, and the house

in Franklin Square.

LONDON, Dec. 22, '96.

DEAR MRS. ROGERS,--It is superb! And I am beyond measure grateful to you

both. I knew you would be interested in that wonderful girl, and that

Mr. Rogers was already interested in her and touched by her; and I was

sure that if nobody else helped her you two would; but you have gone far

and away beyond the sum I expected--may your lines fall in pleasant

places here and Hereafter for it!

The Huttons are as glad and grateful as they can be, and I am glad for

their sakes as well as for Helen's.

I want to thank Mr. Rogers for crucifying himself again on the same old

cross between Bliss and Harper; and goodness knows I hope he will come to

enjoy it above all other dissipations yet, seeing that it has about it

the elements of stability and permanency. However, at any time that he

says sign, we're going to do it.

Ever sincerely Yours

S. L. CLEMENS.

XXXVI

LETTERS 1897. LONDON, SWITZERLAND, VIENNA

Mark Twain worked steadily on his book that sad winter and managed to

keep the gloom out of his chapters, though it is noticeable that

'Following the Equator' is more serious than his other books of travel.

He wrote few letters, and these only to his three closest friends,

Howells, Twichell, and Rogers. In the letter to Twichell, which follows,

there is mention of two unfinished manuscripts which he expects to

resume. One of these was a dream story, enthusiastically begun, but

perhaps with insufficient plot to carry it through, for it never reached

conclusion. He had already tried it in one or two forms and would begin

it again presently. The identity of the other tale is uncertain.

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

LONDON, Jan. 19, '97.

DEAR JOE,--Do I want you to write to me? Indeed I do. I do not want

most people to write, but I do want you to do it. The others break my

heart, but you will not. You have a something divine in you that is not

in other men. You have the touch that heals, not lacerates. And you

know the secret places of our hearts. You know our life--the outside of

it--as the others do--and the inside of it--which they do not. You have

seen our whole voyage. You have seen us go to sea, a cloud of sail--and

the flag at the peak; and you see us now, chartless, adrift--derelicts;

battered, water-logged, our sails a ruck of rags, our pride gone. For it

is gone. And there is nothing in its place. The vanity of life was all

we had, and there is no more vanity left in us. We are even ashamed of

that we had; ashamed that we trusted the promises of life and builded

high--to come to this!

I did know that Susy was part of us; I did not know that she could go

away; I did not know that she could go away, and take our lives with her,

yet leave our dull bodies behind. And I did not know what she was. To

me she was but treasure in the bank; the amount known, the need to look

at it daily, handle it, weigh it, count it, realize it, not necessary;

and now that I would do it, it is too late; they tell me it is not there,

has vanished away in a night, the bank is broken, my fortune is gone, I

am a pauper. How am I to comprehend this? How am I to have it? Why am

I robbed, and who is benefited?

Ah, well, Susy died at home. She had that privilege. Her dying eyes

rested upon nothing that was strange to them, but only upon things which

they had known and loved always and which had made her young years glad;

and she had you, and Sue, and Katy, and John, and Ellen. This was happy

fortune--I am thankful that it was vouchsafed to her. If she had died in

another house-well, I think I could not have borne that. To us, our

house was not unsentient matter--it had a heart, and a soul, and eyes to

see us with; and approvals, and solicitudes, and deep sympathies; it was

of us, and we were in its confidence, and lived in its grace and in the

peace of its benediction. We never came home from an absence that its

face did not light up and speak out its eloquent welcome--and we could

not enter it unmoved. And could we now, oh, now, in spirit we should

enter it unshod.

I am trying to add to the "assets" which you estimate so generously.

No, I am not. The thought is not in my mind. My purpose is other. I am

working, but it is for the sake of the work--the "surcease of sorrow"

that is found there. I work all the days, and trouble vanishes away when

I use that magic. This book will not long stand between it and me, now;

but that is no matter, I have many unwritten books to fly to for my

preservation; the interval between the finishing of this one and the

beginning of the next will not be more than an hour, at most.

Continuances, I mean; for two of them are already well along--in fact

have reached exactly the same stage in their journey: 19,000 words each.

The present one will contain 180,000 words--130,000 are done. I am well

protected; but Livy! She has nothing in the world to turn to; nothing

but housekeeping, and doing things for the children and me. She does not

see people, and cannot; books have lost their interest for her. She sits

solitary; and all the day, and all the days, wonders how it all happened,

and why. We others were always busy with our affairs, but Susy was her

comrade--had to be driven from her loving persecutions--sometimes at 1 in

the morning. To Livy the persecutions were welcome. It was heaven to

her to be plagued like that. But it is ended now. Livy stands so in

need of help; and none among us all could help her like you.

Some day you and I will walk again, Joe, and talk. I hope so. We could

have such talks! We are all grateful to you and Harmony--how grateful it

is not given to us to say in words. We pay as we can, in love; and in

this coin practicing no economy.

Good bye, dear old Joe!

MARK.

The letters to Mr. Rogers were, for the most part, on matters of

business, but in one of them he said: "I am going to write with all

my might on this book, and follow it up with others as fast as I can

in the hope that within three years I can clear out the stuff that

is in me waiting to be written, and that I shall then die in the

promptest kind of a way and no fooling around." And in one he

wrote: "You are the best friend ever a man had, and the surest."

To W. D. Howells, in New York

LONDON, Feb. 23, '97.

DEAR HOWELLS,-I find your generous article in the Weekly, and I want to

thank you for its splendid praises, so daringly uttered and so warmly.

The words stir the dead heart of me, and throw a glow of color into a

life which sometimes seems to have grown wholly wan. I don't mean that I

am miserable; no--worse than that--indifferent. Indifferent to nearly

everything but work. I like that; I enjoy it, and stick to it. I do it

without purpose and without ambition; merely for the love of it.

This mood will pass, some day--there is history for it. But it cannot

pass until my wife comes up out of the submergence. She was always so

quick to recover herself before, but now there is no rebound, and we are

dead people who go through the motions of life. Indeed I am a mud image,

and it will puzzle me to know what it is in me that writes, and has

comedy-fancies and finds pleasure in phrasing them. It is a law of our

nature, of course, or it wouldn't happen; the thing in me forgets the

presence of the mud image and goes its own way, wholly unconscious of it

and apparently of no kinship with it. I have finished my book, but I go

on as if the end were indefinitely away--as indeed it is. There is no

hurry--at any rate there is no limit.

Jean's spirits are good; Clara's are rising. They have youth--the only

thing that was worth giving to the race.

These are sardonic times. Look at Greece, and that whole shabby muddle.

But I am not sorry to be alive and privileged to look on. If I were not

a hermit I would go to the House every day and see those people scuffle

over it and blether about the brotherhood of the human race. This has

been a bitter year for English pride, and I don't like to see England

humbled--that is, not too much. We are sprung from her loins, and it

hurts me. I am for republics, and she is the only comrade we've got, in

that. We can't count France, and there is hardly enough of Switzerland

to count. Beneath the governing crust England is sound-hearted--and

sincere, too, and nearly straight. But I am appalled to notice that the

wide extension of the surface has damaged her manners, and made her

rather Americanly uncourteous on the lower levels.

Won't you give our love to the Howellses all and particular?

Sincerely yours

S. L. CLEMENS.

The travel-book did not finish easily, and more than once when he

thought it completed he found it necessary to cut and add and

change. The final chapters were not sent to the printer until the

middle of May, and in a letter to Mr. Rogers he commented: "A

successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out

of it." Clemens was at the time contemplating a uniform edition of

his books, and in one of his letters to Mr. Rogers on the matter he

wrote, whimsically, "Now I was proposing to make a thousand sets at

a hundred dollars a set, and do the whole canvassing myself..... I

would load up every important jail and saloon in America with de

luxe editions of my books. But Mrs. Clemens and the children object

to this, I do not know why." And, in a moment of depression: "You

see the lightning refuses to strike me--there is where the defect

is. We have to do our own striking as Barney Barnato did. But

nobody ever gets the courage until he goes crazy."

They went to Switzerland for the summer to the village of Weggis, on

Lake Lucerne--"The charmingest place we ever lived in," he declared,

"for repose, and restfulness, and superb scenery." It was here that

he began work on a new story of Tom and Huck, and at least upon one

other manuscript. From a brief note to Mr. Rogers we learn

something of his employments and economies.

To Henry H. Rogers, in New York:

LUCERNE, August the something or other, 1897.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--I am writing a novel, and am getting along very well

with it.

I believe that this place (Weggis, half an hour from Lucerne,) is the

loveliest in the world, and the most satisfactory. We have a small house

on the hillside all to ourselves, and our meals are served in it from the

inn below on the lake shore. Six francs a day per head, house and food

included. The scenery is beyond comparison beautiful. We have a row

boat and some bicycles, and good roads, and no visitors. Nobody knows we

are here. And Sunday in heaven is noisy compared to this quietness.

Sincerely yours

S. L. C.

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

LUCERNE, Aug. 22, '97.

DEAR JOE,--Livy made a noble find on the Lucerne boat the other day on

one of her shopping trips--George Williamson Smith--did I tell you about

it? We had a lovely time with him, and such intellectual refreshment as

we had not tasted in many a month.

And the other night we had a detachment of the jubilee Singers--6. I had

known one of them in London 24 years ago. Three of the 6 were born in

slavery, the others were children of slaves. How charming they were--in

spirit, manner, language, pronunciation, enunciation, grammar, phrasing,

matter, carriage, clothes--in every detail that goes to make the real

lady and gentleman, and welcome guest. We went down to the village hotel

and bought our tickets and entered the beer-hall, where a crowd of German

and Swiss men and women sat grouped at round tables with their beer mugs

in front of them--self-contained and unimpressionable looking people, an

indifferent and unposted and disheartened audience--and up at the far end

of the room sat the Jubilees in a row. The Singers got up and stood--the

talking and glass jingling went on. Then rose and swelled out above

those common earthly sounds one of those rich chords the secret of whose

make only the Jubilees possess, and a spell fell upon that house. It was

fine to see the faces light up with the pleased wonder and surprise of

it. No one was indifferent any more; and when the singers finished, the

camp was theirs. It was a triumph. It reminded me of Launcelot riding

in Sir Kay's armor and astonishing complacent Knights who thought they

had struck a soft thing. The Jubilees sang a lot of pieces. Arduous and

painstaking cultivation has not diminished or artificialized their music,

but on the contrary--to my surprise--has mightily reinforced its

eloquence and beauty. Away back in the beginning--to my mind--their

music made all other vocal music cheap; and that early notion is

emphasized now. It is utterly beautiful, to me; and it moves me

infinitely more than any other music can. I think that in the Jubilees

and their songs America has produced the perfectest flower of the ages;

and I wish it were a foreign product, so that she would worship it and

lavish money on it and go properly crazy over it.

Now, these countries are different: they would do all that, if it were

native. It is true they praise God, but that is merely a formality, and

nothing in it; they open out their whole hearts to no foreigner.

The musical critics of the German press praise the Jubilees with great

enthusiasm--acquired technique etc, included.

One of the jubilee men is a son of General Joe Johnson, and was educated

by him after the war. The party came up to the house and we had a

pleasant time.

This is paradise, here--but of course we have got to leave it by and by.

The 18th of August--[Anniversary of Susy Clemens's death.]--has come and

gone, Joe--and we still seem to live.

With love from us all.

MARK.

Clemens declared he would as soon spend his life in Weggis "as

anywhere else in the geography," but October found them in Vienna

for the winter, at the Hotel Metropole. The Austrian capital was

just then in a political turmoil, the character of which is hinted

in the following:

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

HOTEL METROPOLE,

VIENNA, Oct. 23, '97.

DEAR JOE,--We are gradually getting settled down and wonted. Vienna is

not a cheap place to live in, but I have made one small arrangement

which: has a distinctly economical aspect. The Vice Consul made the

contract for me yesterday-to-wit: a barber is to come every morning 8.30

and shave me and keep my hair trimmed for $2.50 a month. I used to pay

$1.50 per shave in our house in Hartford.

Does it suggest to you reflections when you reflect that this is the most

important event which has happened to me in ten days--unless I count--in

my handing a cabman over to the police day before yesterday, with the

proper formalities, and promised to appear in court when his case comes

up.

If I had time to run around and talk, I would do it; for there is much

politics agoing, and it would be interesting if a body could get the hang

of it. It is Christian and Jew by the horns--the advantage with the

superior man, as usual--the superior man being the Jew every time and in

all countries. Land, Joe, what chance would the Christian have in a

country where there were 3 Jews to 10 Christians! Oh, not the shade of a

shadow of a chance. The difference between the brain of the average

Christian and that of the average Jew--certainly in Europe--is about the

difference between a tadpole's and an Archbishop's. It's a marvelous,

race--by long odds the most marvelous that the world has produced, I

suppose.

And there's more politics--the clash between Czech and Austrian. I wish

I could understand these quarrels, but of course I can't.

With the abounding love of us all

MARK.

In Following the Equator there was used an amusing picture showing

Mark Twain on his trip around the world. It was a trick photograph

made from a picture of Mark Twain taken in a steamer-chair, cut out

and combined with a dilapidated negro-cart drawn by a horse and an

ox. In it Clemens appears to be sitting luxuriously in the end of

the disreputable cart. His companions are two negroes. To the

creator of this ingenious effect Mark Twain sent a characteristic

acknowledgment.

To T. S. Frisbie

VIENNA, Oct. 25, '97.

MR. T. S. FRISBIE,--Dear Sir: The picture has reached me, and has moved

me deeply. That was a steady, sympathetic and honorable team, and

although it was not swift, and not showy, it pulled me around the globe

successfully, and always attracted its proper share of attention, even in

the midst of the most costly and fashionable turnouts. Princes and dukes

and other experts were always enthused by the harness and could hardly

keep from trying to buy it. The barouche does not look as fine, now, as

it did earlier-but that was before the earthquake.

The portraits of myself and uncle and nephew are very good indeed, and

your impressionist reproduction of the palace of the Governor General of

India is accurate and full of tender feeling.

I consider that this picture is much more than a work of art. How much

more, one cannot say with exactness, but I should think two-thirds more.

Very truly yours

MARK TWAIN.

Following the Equator was issued by subscription through Mark

Twain's old publishers, the Blisses, of Hartford. The sale of it

was large, not only on account of the value of the book itself, but

also because of the sympathy of the American people with Mark

Twain's brave struggle to pay his debts. When the newspapers began

to print exaggerated stories of the vast profits that were piling

up, Bliss became worried, for he thought it would modify the

sympathy. He cabled Clemens for a denial, with the following

result:

To Frank E. Bliss, in Hartford:

VIENNA, Nov. 4, 1897.

DEAR BLISS,--Your cablegram informing me that a report is in circulation

which purports to come from me and which says I have recently made

$82,000 and paid all my debts has just reached me, and I have cabled

back my regret to you that it is not true. I wrote a letter--a private

letter--a short time ago, in which I expressed the belief that I should

be out of debt within the next twelvemonth. If you make as much as usual

for me out of the book, that belief will crystallize into a fact, and I

shall be wholly out of debt. I am encoring you now.

It is out of that moderate letter that the Eighty-Two Thousand-Dollar

mare's nest has developed. But why do you worry about the various

reports? They do not worry me. They are not unfriendly, and I don't see

how they can do any harm. Be patient; you have but a little while to

wait; the possible reports are nearly all in. It has been reported that

I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead

--the other man again. It has been reported that I have received a

legacy it was another man; that I am out of debt--it was another man; and

now comes this $82,000--still another man. It has been reported that I

am writing books--for publication; I am not doing anything of the kind.

It would surprise (and gratify) me if I should be able to get another

book ready for the press within the next three years. You can see,

yourself, that there isn't anything more to be reported--invention is

exhausted. Therefore, don't worry, Bliss--the long night is breaking.

As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have

become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't

take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our

house in Hartford, and let it talk.

Truly yours,

MARK TWAIN.

P. S. This is not a private letter. I am getting tired of private

letters.

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

VIENNA

HOTEL METROPOLE, NOV. 19, '97.

DEAR JOE,--Above is our private (and permanent) address for the winter.

You needn't send letters by London.

I am very much obliged for Forrest's Austro-Hungarian articles. I have

just finished reading the first one: and in it I find that his opinion

and Vienna's are the same, upon a point which was puzzling me--the

paucity (no, the absence) of Austrian Celebrities. He and Vienna both

say the country cannot afford to allow great names to grow up; that the

whole safety and prosperity of the Empire depends upon keeping things

quiet; can't afford to have geniuses springing up and developing ideas

and stirring the public soul. I am assured that every time a man finds

himself blooming into fame, they just softly snake him down and relegate

him to a wholesome obscurity. It is curious and interesting.

Three days ago the New York World sent and asked a friend of mine

(correspondent of a London daily) to get some Christmas greetings from

the celebrities of the Empire. She spoke of this. Two or three bright

Austrians were present. They said "There are none who are known all over

the world! none who have achieved fame; none who can point to their work

and say it is known far and wide in the earth: there are no names;

Kossuth (known because he had a father) and Lecher, who made the 12 hour

speech; two names-nothing more. Every other country in the world,

perhaps, has a giant or two whose heads are away up and can be seen, but

ours. We've got the material--have always had it--but we have to

suppress it; we can't afford to let it develop; our political salvation

depends upon tranquillity--always has."

Poor Livy! She is laid up with rheumatism; but she is getting along now.

We have a good doctor, and he says she will be out of bed in a couple of

days, but must stay in the house a week or ten.

Clara is working faithfully at her music, Jean at her usual studies, and

we all send love.

MARK.

Mention has already been made of the political excitement in Vienna.

The trouble between the Hungarian and German legislative bodies

presently became violent. Clemens found himself intensely

interested, and was present in one of the galleries when it was

cleared by the police. All sorts of stories were circulated as to

what happened to him, one of which was cabled to America. A letter

to Twichell sets forth what really happened.

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

HOTEL METROPOLE,

VIENNA, Dec. 10, '97.

DEAR JOE,--Pond sends me a Cleveland paper with a cablegram from here in

it which says that when the police invaded the parliament and expelled

the 11 members I waved my handkerchief and shouted 'Hoch die Deutschen!'

and got hustled out. Oh dear, what a pity it is that one's adventures

never happen! When the Ordner (sergeant-at-arms) came up to our gallery

and was hurrying the people out, a friend tried to get leave for me to

stay, by saying, "But this gentleman is a foreigner--you don't need to

turn him out--he won't do any harm."

"Oh, I know him very well--I recognize him by his pictures; and I should

be very glad to let him stay, but I haven't any choice, because of the

strictness of the orders."

And so we all went out, and no one was hustled. Below, I ran across the

London Times correspondent, and he showed me the way into the first

gallery and I lost none of the show. The first gallery had not

misbehaved, and was not disturbed.

. . . We cannot persuade Livy to go out in society yet, but all the

lovely people come to see her; and Clara and I go to dinner parties, and

around here and there, and we all have a most hospitable good time.

Jean's woodcarving flourishes, and her other studies.

Good-bye Joe--and we all love all of you.

MARK.

Clemens made an article of the Austrian troubles, one of the best

things he ever wrote, and certainly one of the clearest elucidations

of the Austro-Hungarian confusions. It was published in Harper's

Magazine, and is now included in his complete works.

Thus far none of the Webster Company debts had been paid--at least,

none of importance. The money had been accumulating in Mr. Rogers's

hands, but Clemens was beginning to be depressed by the heavy

burden. He wrote asking for relief.

Part of a letter to H. H. Rogers, in New York:

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--I throw up the sponge. I pull down the flag. Let us

begin on the debts. I cannot bear the weight any longer. It totally

unfits me for work. I have lost three entire months now. In that time I

have begun twenty magazine articles and books--and flung every one of

them aside in turn. The debts interfered every time, and took the spirit

out of any work. And yet I have worked like a bond slave and wasted no

time and spared no effort----

Rogers wrote, proposing a plan for beginning immediately upon the debts.

Clemens replied enthusiastically, and during the next few weeks wrote

every few days, expressing his delight in liquidation.

Extracts from letters to H. H. Rogers, in New York:

. . . We all delighted with your plan. Only don't leave B--out.

Apparently that claim has been inherited by some women--daughters, no

doubt. We don't want to see them lose any thing. B----- is an ass, and

disgruntled, but I don't care for that. I am responsible for the money

and must do the best I can to pay it..... I am writing hard--writing for

the creditors.

Dec. 29.

Land we are glad to see those debts diminishing. For the first time in

my life I am getting more pleasure out of paying money out than pulling

it in.

Jan. 2.

Since we have begun to pay off the debts I have abundant peace of mind

again--no sense of burden. Work is become a pleasure again--it is not

labor any longer.

March 7.

Mrs. Clemens has been reading the creditors' letters over and over again

and thanks you deeply for sending them, and says it is the only really

happy day she has had since Susy died.

XXXVII

LETTERS, 1898, TO HOWELLS AND TWICHELL. LIFE IN VIENNA. PAYMENT OF THE

DEBTS. ASSASSINATION OF THE EMPRESS

The end of January saw the payment of the last of Mark Twain's debts.

Once more he stood free before the world--a world that sounded his

praises. The latter fact rather amused him. "Honest men must be pretty

scarce," he said, "when they make so much fuss over even a defective

specimen." When the end was in sight Clemens wrote the news to Howells

in a letter as full of sadness as of triumph.

To W. D. Howells, in New York:

HOTEL METROPOLE,

VIENNA, Jan. 22, '98.

DEAR HOWELLS,--Look at those ghastly figures. I used to write it

"Hartford, 1871." There was no Susy then--there is no Susy now. And how

much lies between--one long lovely stretch of scented fields, and

meadows, and shady woodlands, and suddenly Sahara! You speak of the

glorious days of that old time--and they were. It is my quarrel--that

traps like that are set. Susy and Winnie given us, in miserable sport,

and then taken away.

About the last time I saw you I described to you the culminating disaster

in a book I was going to write (and will yet, when the stroke is further

away)--a man's dead daughter brought to him when he had been through all

other possible misfortunes--and I said it couldn't be done as it ought to

be done except by a man who had lived it--it must be written with the

blood out of a man's heart. I couldn't know, then, how soon I was to be

made competent. I have thought of it many a time since. If you were

here I think we could cry down each other's necks, as in your dream.

For we are a pair of old derelicts drifting around, now, with some of our

passengers gone and the sunniness of the others in eclipse.

I couldn't get along without work now. I bury myself in it up to the

ears. Long hours--8 and 9 on a stretch, sometimes. And all the days,

Sundays included. It isn't all for print, by any means, for much of it

fails to suit me; 50,000 words of it in the past year. It was because of

the deadness which invaded me when Susy died. But I have made a change

lately--into dramatic work--and I find it absorbingly entertaining.

I don't know that I can write a play that will play: but no matter, I'll

write half a dozen that won't, anyway. Dear me, I didn't know there was

such fun in it. I'll write twenty that won't play. I get into immense

spirits as soon as my day is fairly started. Of course a good deal of

this friskiness comes of my being in sight of land--on the Webster & Co.

debts, I mean. (Private.) We've lived close to the bone and saved every

cent we could, and there's no undisputed claim, now, that we can't cash.

I have marked this "private" because it is for the friends who are

attending to the matter for us in New York to reveal it when they want to

and if they want to. There are only two claims which I dispute and which

I mean to look into personally before I pay them. But they are small.

Both together they amount to only $12,500. I hope you will never get the

like of the load saddled onto you that was saddled onto me 3 years ago.

And yet there is such a solid pleasure in paying the things that I reckon

maybe it is worth while to get into that kind of a hobble, after all.

Mrs. Clemens gets millions of delight out of it; and the children have

never uttered one complaint about the scrimping, from the beginning.

We all send you and all of you our love.

MARK.

Howells wrote: "I wish you could understand how unshaken you are,

you old tower, in every way; your foundations are struck so deep

that you will catch the sunshine of immortal years, and bask in the

same light as Cervantes and Shakespeare."

The Clemens apartments at the Metropole became a sort of social

clearing-house of the Viennese art and literary life, much more like

an embassy than the home of a mere literary man. Celebrities in

every walk of life, persons of social and official rank, writers for

the press, assembled there on terms hardly possible in any other

home in Vienna. Wherever Mark Twain appeared in public he was a

central figure. Now and then he read or spoke to aid some benefit,

and these were great gatherings attended by members of the royal

family. It was following one such event that the next letter was

written.

(Private)

To Rev. J. H. Twichell, in Hartford:

HOTEL METROPOLE,

VIENNA, Feb. 3, '98.

DEAR JOE, There's that letter that I began so long ago--you see how

it is: can't get time to finish anything. I pile up lots of work,

nevertheless. There may be idle people in the world, but I'm not one of

them. I say "Private" up there because I've got an adventure to tell,

and you mustn't let a breath of it get out. First I thought I would lay

it up along with a thousand others that I've laid up for the same

purpose--to talk to you about, but--those others have vanished out of my

memory; and that must not happen with this.

The other night I lectured for a Vienna charity; and at the end of it

Livy and I were introduced to a princess who is aunt to the heir apparent

of the imperial throne--a beautiful lady, with a beautiful spirit, and

very cordial in her praises of my books and thanks to me for writing

them; and glad to meet me face to face and shake me by the hand--just the

kind of princess that adorns a fairy tale and makes it the prettiest tale

there is.

Very well, we long ago found that when you are noticed by supremacies,

the correct etiquette is to go, within a couple of days, and pay your

respects in the quite simple form of writing your name in the Visitors'

Book kept in the office of the establishment. That is the end of it, and

everything is squared up and ship-shape.

So at noon today Livy and I drove to the Archducal palace, and got by the

sentries all right, and asked the grandly-uniformed porter for the book

and said we wished to write our names in it. And he called a servant in

livery and was sending us up stairs; and said her Royal Highness was out

but would soon be in. Of course Livy said "No--no--we only want the

book;" but he was firm, and said, "You are Americans?"

"Yes."

"Then you are expected, please go up stairs."

"But indeed we are not expected--please let us have the book and--"

"Her Royal Highness will be back in a very little while--she commanded me

to tell you so--and you must wait."

Well, the soldiers were there close by--there was no use trying to

resist--so we followed the servant up; but when he tried to beguile us

into a drawing-room, Livy drew the line; she wouldn't go in. And she

wouldn't stay up there, either. She said the princess might come in at

any moment and catch us, and it would be too infernally ridiculous for

anything. So we went down stairs again--to my unspeakable regret. For

it was too darling a comedy to spoil. I was hoping and praying the

princess would come, and catch us up there, and that those other

Americans who were expected would arrive, and be taken for impostors by

the portier, and shot by the sentinels--and then it would all go into the

papers, and be cabled all over the world, and make an immense stir and be

perfectly lovely. And by that time the princess would discover that we

were not the right ones, and the Minister of War would be ordered out,

and the garrison, and they would come for us, and there would be another

prodigious time, and that would get cabled too, and--well, Joe, I was in

a state of perfect bliss. But happily, oh, so happily, that big portier

wouldn't let us out--he was sorry, but he must obey orders--we must go

back up stairs and wait. Poor Livy--I couldn't help but enjoy her

distress. She said we were in a fix, and how were we going to explain,

if the princess should arrive before the rightful Americans came? We

went up stairs again--laid off our wraps, and were conducted through one

drawing room and into another, and left alone there and the door closed

upon us.

Livy was in a state of mind! She said it was too theatrically

ridiculous; and that I would never be able to keep my mouth shut; that I

would be sure to let it out and it would get into the papers--and she

tried to make me promise--"Promise what?" I said--"to be quiet about

this? Indeed I won't--it's the best thing that ever happened; I'll tell

it, and add to it; and I wish Joe and Howells were here to make it

perfect; I can't make all the rightful blunders myself--it takes all

three of us to do justice to an opportunity like this. I would just like

to see Howells get down to his work and explain, and lie, and work his

futile and inventionless subterfuges when that princess comes raging in

here and wanting to know." But Livy could not hear fun--it was not a

time to be trying to be funny--we were in a most miserable and shameful

situation, and if--

Just then the door spread wide and our princess and 4 more, and 3 little

princes flowed in! Our princess, and her sister the Archduchess Marie

Therese (mother to the imperial Heir and to the young girl Archduchesses

present, and aunt to the 3 little princes)--and we shook hands all around

and sat down and had a most sociable good time for half an hour--and by

and by it turned out that we were the right ones, and had been sent for

by a messenger who started too late to catch us at the hotel. We were

invited for 2 o'clock, but we beat that arrangement by an hour and a

half.

Wasn't it a rattling good comedy situation? Seems a kind of pity we were

the right ones. It would have been such nuts to see the right ones come,

and get fired out, and we chatting along comfortably and nobody

suspecting us for impostors.

We send lots and lots of love.

MARK.

The reader who has followed these pages has seen how prone Mark

Twain was to fall a victim to the lure of a patent-right--how he

wasted several small fortunes on profitless contrivances, and one

large one on that insatiable demon of intricacy and despair, the

Paige type-setter. It seems incredible that, after that experience

and its attending disaster, he should have been tempted again. But

scarcely was the ink dry on the receipts from his creditors when he

was once more borne into the clouds on the prospect of millions,

perhaps even billions, to be made from a marvelous carpet-pattern

machine, the invention of Sczezepanik, an Austrian genius. That

Clemens appreciated his own tendencies is shown by the parenthetic

line with which he opens his letter on the subject to Mr. Rogers.

Certainly no man was ever a more perfect prototype of Colonel

Sellers than the creator of that lovely, irrepressible visionary.

To Mr. Rogers, in New York:

March 24, '98.

DEAR MR. ROGERS,--(I feel like Col. Sellers).

Mr. Kleinberg [agent for Sczezepanik] came according to appointment, at

8.30 last night, and brought his English-speaking Secretary. I asked

questions about the auxiliary invention (which I call "No. 2 ") and got

as good an idea of it as I could. It is a machine. It automatically

punches the holes in the jacquard cards, and does it with mathematical

accuracy. It will do for $1 what now costs $3. So it has value, but

"No. 2" is the great thing(the designing invention.) It saves $9 out of

$10 and the jacquard looms must have it.

Then I arrived at my new project, and said to him in substance, this:

"You are on the point of selling the No. 2 patents to Belgium, Italy,

etc. I suggest that you stop those negotiations and put those people off

two or three months. They are anxious now, they will not be less anxious

then--just the reverse; people always want a thing that is denied them.

"So far as I know, no great world-patent has ever yet been placed in the

grip of a single corporation. This is a good time to begin.

"We have to do a good deal of guess-work here, because we cannot get hold

of just the statistics we want. Still, we have some good statistics--and

I will use those for a test.

"You say that of the 1500 Austrian textile factories, 800 use the

jacquard. Then we will guess that of the 4,000 American factories 2,000

use the jacquard and must have our No. 2.

"You say that a middle-sized Austrian factory employs from 20 to 30

designers and pays them from 800 to 3,000 odd florins a year--(a florin

is 2 francs). Let us call the average wage 1500 florins ($600).

"Let us apply these figures (the low wages too) to the 2,000 American

factories--with this difference, to guard against over-guessing; that

instead of allowing for 20 to 30 designers to a middle-sized factory, we

allow only an average of 10 to each of the 2,000 factories--a total of

20,000 designers. Wages at $600, a total of $12,000,000. Let us

consider that No. 2 will reduce this expense to $2,000,000 a year. The

saving is $5,000,000 per each of the $200,000,000 of capital employed in

the jacquard business over there.

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